>its my son's first birthday today
Life's worth living, guys. Keep at it.
>>27036107
your shitty beta genes have spread to an unknowing poor soul that will suffer the dread of life..
What were you thinking ???!!!
Why?? Why put him through this... do you hate him that much?
you mean your wife's son right? I'm sure his real dad doesn't want you anywhere near his kid on his birthday.
>>27036258
>beta genes
Dont be so cynical, it ruins you.
>>27036301
My wife's son, and mine as well. I am the father.
>men still get married and father children in 2016
>>27036852
> Not passing down your genes to another generation
It's like you hate your parents
>>27036301
I only opened this thread to post the wife's son meme, thanks for taking care of it famborghini
>>27036107
so what's his name?
>>27036107
>Not my wife's son
Fucking idiot
>>27037019
Why would I pass down my genes knowing that they are inferior?
>>27037619
Georgi, like my father.
>>27037045
>famborghini
lmao, this is sicc
I'm gonna use it, fampai
>>27036107
I agree. Next week it's my wife's sons fourth birthday, I'm looking forward to it.
>>27036822
>and mine as well
Oh poor innocent anon, let us when you find out the truth
>>27037710
>my wife's son
what the fuck
>>27037710
Yeah it's a good experience. My wife's son just started school. I was really glad that Jamal let me talk to him on the phone on his first day.
>>27037710
It's my wife's son birthday this weekend. His biological dad is coming to visit so I have to spend the weekend in a hotel.
>>27037806
Wait, why? Shouldn't he be the one staying in a hotel? I'm very confused...
>>2703771
Thisis quite the coincidence since it's my wife's sons 4th birthday as well
>>27037816
He doesn't like me and I trust my wife enough to leave them alone in our house for the weekend
>>27036107
Congrats. How old are you?
Im 28 and want a child too, my body is telling me to reproduce
>>27037939
Just reproduce with some napkins and it will stop bugging you.
>>27037947
That worked from age 12 to 25 but not anymore.
I need a vagina to cum in
>>27036107
that's nice, what's his name?
>>27037983
Georgi/George.
God I have this big fantasy. You're planning your son's first birthday party. You gotta make it extra special, because the first one only comes one, y'know? You decide to fish out some extra dough to hire an entertainer, maybe he'll give everyone a few laughs. So the day of the party comes, and I make my way over in my van. I'm dressed up in clown garb. Make-up and red nose and big shoes, the whole she-bang. So everyone's just enjoying themselves, I'm performing some magic for the kids and doing a little juggling. I go around to everyone and tell them I'd like to make a big performance. One that would make them laugh their pants right off. Everybody's gathered all around, lots of anticipation in the air. I take the hat from the top of your head. I show to the crowd that it's completely empty. Then I toss it up in the air and yell out my made-up spell. I catch it from the air real swift. From the hat I pull out a piece of paper. "Oh, what's this? Where'd this come from?" I told everyone that the punchline was written on this parchment. I ask you to do the honor, since you were the big man in charge. With an eager grin you start to speak out the words. Slowly your grin starts to sink as it hits you. This is a paternity test for your child and it says that I'm the father. Your mouth drops and you look at your wife. She blushes and looks away. Your kid looks up at me. "Daddy?" His first word. "That's right, kid. I'm your papa." The whole crowd whispers to one another trying to stifle their giggles. I elbow you in the chest. "Clowns are just bigger, boss. Nothing to fret over." I was pleased with my show and I was tired from all those tricks, so I drove the van out the driveway and never came back.
>>27038053
holy shit man what the fuck
>>27038053
Hire this man, OP
>>27038053
Incredible shitpost
>>27038053
Unlimited keks
>>27036107
Does his real dad plan on visiting?
I hope you son gets hit by a car you fucking faggot
>>27038053
I appreciate your creativity but everyone hates clowns
>wife's daughter's birthday is Saturday
>I'm the emotional husband so I get to hang out with her daughter and her sexual husband spends the day with the wife
She's turning 6. It's a Disney themed party.
OP should go back to his cuck shed.
>>27037806
Why not build a cuck shed?
>>27036107
>>>/tv/
bloxxx
>>27037806
MEGA BAIT
>son turns 2 in 2 months.
>he watches Chinese cartoons with me
>feel the need to start watching anime actually aimed at children soon
I'm pretty terrible at this motherhood thing.
my story
>be me
>watching my girlfriend's son from our break
>he shits his diaper and takes it off
>puts shitty diaper on his head, feces slowly melting into his little 'fro
>I start crying, so does he, continues until my gf gets back from the club
>>27036107
>actually your son
>not stepping up and wifing a single mother and raising your wife's kid
Cuckoldry at its finest
>>27039699
Are you Swedish fampai?
>>27036107
Just wait until he grows up into an inferior disappointing failure
have fun getting deaf by this little faggot screaming because he saw his mom fucking achmed
Is your kid real?
