>tfw your first vibrator comes in the mail tomorrow
Goodbye outside world. This is going to be a wild ride.
so are you planning to suicide by sex toy or what
>tfw no one to buy me a vibrator
>>27034113
>15 year old kid found dead and the cause of deaths appears to be a sex toy stuck in the throat region which caused suffocation.
>>27034113
>>27034202
He's gonna orgasm so hard that it triggers a death-inducing heart attack.
>>27034106
>This is going to be a wild ride.
Very punny.
This is now a sextoy thread.
Anyone have any experience with dildos that cum?
>>27034106
>tomorrow
S-so you dont have anything for tonight
>>27034201
Just ask your dad, that's what I did.
>Women and gays have so many options when it comes to sex toys
We're only on the cusp of artificial vagina tech.
>>27034326
I haven't seen my dad for years.
>>27034384
>implying straight men can't enjoy prostate stimulation
You're missing out, lad.
>>27034321
Did you have something in mind?
Oh man, I've got a huge purple vibe. Gets my butt all filled up. Smack it right center into my g-spot until I cream manmilk. Leaves me floating in whole-body pleasure for a good ten minutes, unable to move. Not homo of course though, I imagine it's a girl with a strap-on. That's not even remotely gay.
>>27034395
thatsthejoke.jpg
original joke
>>27034446
Unable to move for 10 minutes? Surely you're exaggerating.
I'm too scared to actually buy one, although I've been curious before...
>>27034446
>Oh man, I've got a huge purple vibe. Gets my butt all filled up. Smack it right center into my g-spot until I cream manmilk. Not homo of course though, I imagine it's a girl with a strap-on. That's not even remotely gay.
>>27034414
>implying dildos are well made for prostate stimulation
No they're not. Not by a long shot. We need more male representation in the sex toy industry. The misandry cannot continue!Google spellchecker doesn't even know the word misandry, I feel so oppressed
>>27034106
Link the one you bought.
>>27034506
Oh don't mind me, I'm just drawing parallels and allowing an anon to see what his future will be if he continues at the rate he's going.
>"goodbye outside world"
>implying women buy vibrators to cut themselves out of the real world
Women buy vibrators as a sex toys, nothing more, nothing less.
You will still occasionally ask your ex-boyfriend to come over for sex once in a while you dumb bitch
>>27034555
Nice digits, but:
>implying OP is female
>tfw massive vibrating dildo feels nice in ass but unable to get even close to anal orgasm
>tfw prostate stimulators don't work either
I know I have to have a prostate because I'm able to produce cum but I haven't been able to locate it after over a year of trying
>>27034555
>nobody mentions gender at all but still goes on the defensive and spergs out
>>27034686
And why the fuck would you want to buy a vibrator as a man? To stuck it up your ass? Fucking degenerate, you're even worse in that case.
>>27034700
>triggered
what's wrong senpai?
>>27034106
thats not the only thing coming tomorrow
>>27034808
I'm not sure if this is a joke on the word 'coming' or whether you're going to blow up the world trade centre
>>27034106
I will join you in Valhalla soon. My fleshlight will come this week, and I with it.
