I just moved to AZ for gradschool. I'm from OR, but didn't tell my friends I'm leaving, understandably they are upset. I was just going to make friends here, unfortunaly everybody I have thus far met at the UofA is terrible.
With grad school I have very little time to socialize anyway, hence an online gf is ideal for the time being.
Me
Age
> 23
Job
> Grad student
> 6.1 ft, Athletic build, Great head of hair (don't massage it without asking first, every single girl I meet thinks this is okay, it's not)
>Attractive
> Introverted, but can lead a conversation if you have trouble doing so.
You
> Cute
> intelligent, with interests other than math and science (I'm a physics student, things would get boring if our knowledge overlaps too much.)
> Not overbearing/needy
> Can maintain a non-awkward silence.
I'm going to bed so just email me, I'm mainly just looking for a girl to talk to, as I'm getting the cold shoulder from all the ones I have back in Oregon.[email protected]Im asleep, anyone in this thread who claims to be me is a troll,
Fembots don't existblox
>>>/ribbit/
op here btw
>>27032770
> grad student
> no friends
great start
>Great head of hair (don't massage it without asking first, every single girl I meet thinks this is okay, it's not)
Fucking hate girls that do this. Then they get upset when you ask them out because you assume they were flirting.
Me
>19
>neet
>Live w/ parents
> Mom thinks I'm handsome!
you
> femaletraps okay to I'm not picky :p
> Please
>pretty please!
Me
>26
> wagecuck (61k per year before taxes)
> introvert
You
> girl
> friendly
> have slept with 3 or less guys
Hey guys it's OP again. Sorry but that email is wrong. You girls should email me to [email protected]
>>27032770
>back in Oregon
What city senpai?
Portland is shit. :^)
>>27032953
I want to believe.in originality
youve gotten this desperate
>tfw im headed for rock bottom as well
>>27033188
Is Portland really like portlandia?
Are you from there?
>>27033047
This exactley
Except I'm 21 and can buy you beer and stuff if your not!anytakers?
Me
>20
>not fat, but flat chested and boyish body
>not ugly, but I'm slavic trash
>Student and working part-time
>depressed and overly emotional/dramatic
>not interested in sex, moreso platonic love
You
>guy or girl idc at least 165 cm or more
>don't be fat
>preferably older and with a job so I can marry and move out of my parents house as soon as possible and would try to be a good wife I guess but don't want to bring children in this shitty world
How about a thread where girls ask for boyfriend applications instead?
Just saying.
>>27033317
whats your hair color?
>>27033348
Brown
(Pls be original post)
>>27033336
They can do that here probably.
One did already.
>>27033390
Where from?
How many ppl have been on you?
>>27033390
ah thats too bad
I just want a blond to dress in frilly clothes for me
>>27033317
Welp, sounds like I'm your man. How do you feel about Canada?
Me
>26
>in good, but not great shape. athletic, but not toned
>good-looking, but disposed to bad grooming/personal appearance, so that brings my number down
>very positive, easy-going. I see the need for balance in life, and so I remain positive through most of it
>not interested in sex unless I'm actually in love with the person
You
>you
>>27033408
OH.
0 because I have difficulty developing intimate relationships.
Also
>posting on /r9k/
Guaranteed virgin status
>>27033502
>your description
Lol why are you even here? Sounds like you can do just fine.
>>27033502
>>27033559
>>27033502
Oh, also
>have been to school for psychology (visual perception and the visual system in general)
>compose lots of music, write lots of fiction
>work seasonally deep in the forest for 4 months of the year, then get unemployment and work parttime for the rest
>do lots of drugs
>>27033559
and hey, you sound fairly normal yourself.
>>27033317
I'm only a few years older than you, but I'm fairly well offthat doesn't mean I'll fully support you immediately
Other than that you sound nice however.
I live in Tucson too but I'm a fat neet not a girl
>>27033624
I guess I look normal (and not trying to be a special snowflake) but, it's hard to relate to people so I don't feel right.
>>27033632
Do you have a bandcamp/soundcloud?
>>27033709
Mean to quote >>27033613
Earlier
You should nice too, anon. You shouldn't give in to selfish girls' demands and be a cuck.
>>27033723
*sound
Fuck
>>27033723
I'll try not to.
>>2703373
Lol, late night?
>>27033709
I've got a soundcloud, but it's only for incomplete/old stuff. None of my good piano stuff is on it, none of the more finished songs, etc.
>>27033723
Also, I am not a cuck. And thank you.
>>27033709
Yeah, I can dig it. My first love kinda slipped away from me and I've had a hard time even wanting to interact with girls ever since. Mostly because they all want to start with the physical stuff and think that I'm not interested when I reject their advances.
Either that, or the girls I end up attracted to are taken.
>>27032770
>UofA
serves you right
ASU here, tons of friends
>>27033876
Normie
Being
Normal
Me
>20
>Probably somewhat attractive
>Slept with +10 different girls in the past year alone, often multiple at a time for several times before I get bored
>Manlet king
You
>Oh wait I already have a fwb thing going on lol
>yfw I made her agree to not date
>yfw she is a nerdy qt3.14 who has never even kissed a guy before
Not really sure why, cause she's like a solid 6/10. I suspect she used to be fat
>>27032770
sounds to good to be true tbqhwy
>>27033830
Sounds like you're passionate about it. Are you going to release a solo basement project album? I'm good at listening to music :^).
>>27033873
Sorry about your first love, anon. There are probably girls out there that aren't complete whores and want to develop am emotional bond before fucking.
>>27033559
>not interested in sex unless I'm actually in love with the person
Such autismo
>>27034037
Isn't that encouraged here?
>>27034025
mad passionate dawg.
Enter the shit-pile
soundcloud.com/the-compton-wavelength
Not even sure if that link will work, but it'll be enough to google it... so lazy.
>>27034251
I plan to make some of my piano melodies into music boxes. And yeah, probably going to make at least a couple of releases in my lifetime. I certainly have enough material. Just gotta record and mix it all, which I am not good at.
Can I get an online bf instead?gayfag here
>>27034220
Don't worry about it. Normos invaded.
>>27034284
Are you qt?
> submit application
>>27034350
I'm a robot, so QT levels are middle of the road. I can act qt for you if that's what you like.
>>27034358
Yeah but your not very good at doing what I tell you
>>27033317
>depressed and overly emotional/dramatic
>older and with a job so I can marry and move out of my parents house as soon as possible and would try to be a good wife I guess but don't want to bring children in this shitty world
Jesus, you can really say anything in these threads and have beta males fight for you>>27033502
>>27033632
>>27034415
I'm not fighting for shit, brother.
>>27034374
>your not very good
You'RE fucking stupid.
>>27034489
Your so clever and smart xoxoxxx
>>27034251
>>27034265
I like it anon, wish the tracks were longer but it's incomplete as you said. Your stuff kind of reminds me of Boards of Canada at some parts and another band that i can't seem to remember right now. I like enoch the best so far.
>>27034415
Just be
>girl
It's an incredibly empty feeling tbqh family.
>>27034549
I'm so sorry you're getting the attention you wanted on a whim thrown at you.
>>27034561
Yeah, same goes for the guys who posted in this thread as well-even you. So don't act like you're any different from me because you have a penis. You attention whore.
>>27034591
The fuck are you talking about you dumb whore? I didn't make a stupid application. You're the one who listed your bothering, uninteresting life and added you wanted someone who could pay for your shit. Now go pick your meal ticket.
>>27034531
Oh hey, thanks! Feel free to continue with the commentary, I like hearing stuff.
Also, I just realized that the song Acceptance is complete. One of the better-sounding ones too.
Wintersong as well. Fuck. Time to listen to it all again.
>>27034612
Then why do you even bother responding? Why are you even here? I'm sure there is a woman hate thread up for you to vent your misdirected rage in.
>>27034651
You're an empty, ugly, useless girl who will get chucked away when they find a better quality vagina to fuck or orbit.
>>27034661
Better use it while I still can, eh? Lol fuck off with your projecting- I apologize for the woman who rejected you, but you look really stupid right now, name-calling an anonymous poster on a Chinese slideshow image board to feel better about your hate agenda against all women.
>>27034661
This is me>>27033632 I live no where near her (probably) and just posted that so she knows the type of guy she's looking for would in fact be into her. An encouregment I can not honestly give to the men in this thread b/c I am not a girl. I have no delusion of actually marrying her, and I doubt she has any of finding any one here to actually help her move out of her parents.
Anyway isnt it encouragement that there are girls posting here, or when you clicked this thread did you want to flirt with men.
>>27034635
>>27034650
No problem, anon. I like listening to people who can make their own music because I'm a talentless hack, so it's really inspiring to hear.
>>27032770
I would email you.If I had any confidence.
>>27034722
Go back to tumblr GET OUT!
>>27032770
post face op
do it noooow
>>27034916
That would be PROBLEMATIC.
>>27032770
Maybe YOU are just terrible.
Evidence: leaving all your friends behind without telling them.
>>27035008
I don't GET IT???
Original tada
>>27033512
Guaranteed
> not for fembots.
Me
> 19
> neet
> thin
> crankyfembot, pls no bully
> virgin
You
> 20+
> not shorter than me
> have job/go to school/have inheritance
> not quick to anger
> not weebo
> a little confidence in your self
>>27035988
I'm only cranky sometimes btw.
> mornings are usually bad, but even then I'm okay to be around most of the time actually :)!
>>27035988
Country and height? You kinda-sorta described me.
>>27035988
I'm 5'11 but only 19, turning 20 this year. Got a job, plan on going to school this year, don't like anime, and will most likely inherit a house believe it or not
>>27035988
>have job/go to school/have inheritance
RED FLAG
>>27035988
Me
28
Have job
Not fat, but not skinny
Have patience
Same height as you 5'11"
Like anime, but I'm not a weeb
And I'm not a bad guy, just have shitty luck.
You
You
If your interested email me at [email protected]
>>27036327
>>27036369
Merica, 5'3 (easy to beat)
>>27036401
I just meant one of those things. I already admitted that I'm a neat and honestly probably won't be able to support us. I live at home and my dad would NOT be okay with me keeping a boy here!
>>27036639
Neet not neat*
>>27036639
>>27036327
>20
>5'8
>In uni, full scholarship, will most likely graduate with some spare change for a vacation or something from not spending all the money I get from the uni.
>Inheritance, technically yes, though my family is a healthy lot so you'd have to wait quite a while for anyone to kick the bucket
>Worked in the past, currently volunteering, in HR, not quick to anger and slight confidence are literally job requirements.
>Passed the weeb stage about 4.5 years ago
Yes or no, your choice.
>>27033502
>You
>>you
>just b urself
>>27032770
I'm like 3 miles from that campus. Time to find out what kind of loser makes these threads :)
