Does anyone else think they'd be the perfect qt3.14 gf for a robot? Every time I read threads about robots describing their ideal gf's I just get so sad that I can't help them out and fulfil all their fantasies. I have
>qt mental illnesses like depression, anxiety, and adhd
>clingy, submissive, genuinely love sucking cock, shy, kinky, sarcastic and witty
>only had sex twice
>have overly strong sense of loyalty to people I'm dating/friends with (would never cheat)
>don't get jealous too easily
>like vidya
>totally ok with not going out and just staying at home watching Netflix while bf plays vidya
>not a feminist
Sometimes I wish I could travel back in time, become friends with Elliot and become his gf but unfortunatelyI'm a trannySave the Elliot, Save the World
>>27027952
Troll/bait thread but I still got hard and felt painful heart pangs
>>27027952
Okay, then date me.
>>27027952
>>only had sex twice
dropped desu familia
>>27027952
>only twice
>only
Disgusting fucking whorel-let me be number 3 ;_;
Same, sometimes I think I'd be be a good generic robo gf, except then I realized that I wouldn't.
>tfw a terrible combination of misaki and tomoko with some bpd added in
Mail me your skype if want someone to talk to.
[email protected]
24y Male, have a good job.
>>27028286
>tfw a terrible combination of misaki and tomoko with some bpd added in
c-contact
My perfect gf doesn't do any weaboo shit at all. I'm quite aware I do this because it's cheap solo entertainment and not truly what I'd want to do
>>27027952
>only had sex twice
>perfect
That's cute anonette.
>>27027952
Nah.
I'm a shitty being that can hardly care about anything in life other than watching stupid videos on jewtube and relaxing everyday.
My perfect gf:
Physical traits
Younger than me
5'2'' or shorter
Curvy figure, big tits (a little bit of paunch is preferable, but not too much)
Long red hair
Pale complexion, freckles a plus
Hazel eyes
Dimples
No tattoos, piercings okay except for septum or truly crazy shit like nose bridge
Social traits
Has a job and is at least somewhat self supporting
Wants to get married
Wants kids
Likes animals and nature in general
Shares a hobby or two with me, but not every hobby (hiking, shitposting, philosophy, vidya though that one is slowly dying)
A heavy sleeper (I move around in my sleep and wake up early, and nothing invites misery like a partner constantly waking you up)
Mental traits
Calm but assertive, makes it clear what it is she wants when she wants something.
Tolerates criticism and provides useful criticism in turn, willing to push me and be pushed
No convert contracts (expecting something of someone without telling them, THEN getting irrationally upset when they don't perform to their unvoiced expectation)
Generally introverted, prefers a small gathering of a few friends at home to going to the club
Does not expect me to be her sole source of emotional support, does not expect to be my sole source of emotional support
Independent minded and emotionally stable, does not need constant contact to feel loved
Loyal, I shouldn't have to worry about being cucked and I, in turn will not cuck her (I've never even approached a woman IRL)
Smart materialism, she should care about quality in the things that matter (land, shelter, food and drink) and not so much about shiny baubles or fancy electronics
Sexual traits
Into lactation, willing to try inducing to have some milky fun
Switch hitter when it comes to dom/sub, can have a preference but I think it would be fun to switch things up on occasion
Open to improvisation and creativity, but understands some fetishes ought not to leave the porn folder
Barred fetishes: piss/scat/cuckoldry/chastity/blood
Do you pass OP?? & do you like grills?
>>27027952
Are you trying to get contact info to date somebody when you post this?
If not, you're trash. If you are fishing for contact info, you're kind of a shitty person but the board is already terrible so I can't blame you too much.
>>27028581
My settings
25
5'10''
Average figure (175lbs, I'm on the upper end of average BMI but I am physically active)
Dark brown hair, kept in a buzz cut
Pale complexion with ruddy cheeks
Brown eyes
Dimples
No tattoos or piercings
6.5'' dick
Okayish facial aesthetics, chubby cheeks, long nose and mediocre jawline but defined brow and kind eyes (based on objective analysis by a team of 3 stacies)
Graduate student, about to finish my masters degree this June if I don't fucking kill myself doing my degree project
Plan to start my career working in city government, have some contacts and am likely to get a position somewhere.
The other stuff should be illustrated by what I am looking for in a woman.
>>27028627
I've been told I can pass and yeah I'm bisexual :) are you a grill?
>>27027952
Mental illness isn't cute you dumb slut
>>27028636
Contact info, this place is already basically /soc/2.0
>>27028417
th...thank y..you anon ;_;
>>27028333
I don't have skype :(
>>27028159
Only cause you asked nicely
>>27028104
Fine
