>he registered to vote
>he's now in the database for jury duty
Enjoy being the ultimate wagecuck at $15 a day
It's actually $40, kek.
But yeah, I don't really see the point in voting for Bernie, I don't see him winning.
It goes by drivers license and gov issued ids
>>27026986
I'd vote for Bern Bern but I live in a red state so my vote literally does not matter.
>actually going to jurycuck "duty"
The scariest thing about our justice system is the idea of your fate resting on the intellect of 12 people too dumb to get out of jury duty.
That is the only reason I don't vote. I hate how there is a punishment for voting like okay.
>>27027094
but voting for him in your state's primary or caucus does matter tho
>>27026986
The way its shaping up now he's done for.
>get called to jury duty
>they interview me
>"Do you have any prejudices that might prevent you from being unbiased?"
>"I strongly dislike African Americans, feminists, Hispanics, Jews and Muslims"
>get sent home
>never receive another jury duty letter
It's that easy to get out of jury duty
I'm not registering unless Trump wins the nomination.
I don't feel guilty about not voting in the primaries because I'm in Florida and his win here is pretty much guaranteed.
>>27027116
OBJECTION!!!!
> implying I don't like to judge others
>>27027116
You are wrong. That is the beauty of the justice system. You don't have to have a trial by jury, you know.
>>27027204
idk but unless florida is winner take all you suck and need to vote
>>27026937
this happened to me, got called into federal court >:(
>>27026937
all for this too
fucking hillary
>>27027192
>get called to jury duty
>get asked to offer reasons to recuse myself during voir dire
>pull a Lisa Simpson and say I think prison traumatizes people and that the high recidivism rate demonstrates it's ineffective at preventing repeat offenses
>don't get selected
You can get out of it without being a troglodyte, you know.
>>27027234
it is you faggot
>>27027250
http://dailycaller.com/2016/02/24/political-science-professor-odds-of-president-trump-range-between-97-and-99/
>>27026937
>Show up for jury duty
>Have literally nothing better to do
>Make it to trial
>It's a robbery turned murder
>Spend two months hearing testimony for four hours a day then spend the rest of my time fucking off in the hotel they've put us up in watching t.v. and masturbating to internet porn for $43 a day
>Don't pay attention to nearly anything that's happening in the trial
>Get to the deliberation part
>The foreman goes over the important shit and we spend about three hours talking about the trial
>I just wanna play WoW and get my check
>We all vote guilty
>Poor slob gets sentenced to life with the possibility of parole in 25 years
>He's 53
>I'm slightly sickened now thinking that I had a life long impact on this guy's life and literally paid 0% to his testimony and defense.
>>27026988
this
unless you're a complete NEET with no dependence on the government, you can get called in for jury duty
>>27026937
I got extra credit in hs for registering to vote. I was called to jury duty about a year ago and I made up an excuse and got out. Nothing happened.
>>27027333
He was obvs guilty though, right?
>>27027250
hilary is better than bernie though.
>>27027233
Dubs confirm truth. Usually the only time a case goes to jury trial is if the defense or prosecution knows that a judge will see through their bullshit and rule against them.
It's ridiculously easy to sway a jury.
>>27027390
Seemed like it. Like I said, I wasn't too involved mentally. What everyone else kept pointing out was his gun and blood at the crime scene and that he had been employed by the victims a few months before as a gardener.
So, yeah, I guess so.
>>27026937
It's cute that you actually believe this.
Brotip: it goes by your registration with the selective service and most of us are required to do so in high school.
>>27027116
This
I LITERALLY made up some bullshit about being biased and when they asked me the ole Fair and Impartial, I said no.
They needed one more juror, and I was the last one they had for the day. It was like 4pm and they had to do all that shit over again for an entire day. The judge, the plaintiff's lawyer AND the defendant's lawyer audibly sighed and shot daggers at me, KNOWING I was just shitting them, and they still let me off.
Anybody who either wants to be a juror or can't figure out how to not be one is retarded.
I also saw a woman in the waiting room eating mayonnaise packets. The whole time I was there, she was just eating the mayo packets from the cafeteria. Guy I was sitting next to felt bad and ordered her a sandwich, thinking she was poor and hungry. She ate it, then went right back to eating mayonnaise packets.
Holy shit, what the fuck is jury duty ? Doe your fate literally rest in the hands of 12 random people with minimal knowledge of the law and no experience whatsoever ?
What the fuck is this shit ?
>>27027116
I know you just like sitting in front of a computer watching chink cartoons all day, but some of us actually enjoy jury duty. It's a nice change of pace from my regular job and I like having a direct impact on a case.
>>27026937
You can ignore jury summons as long as the mail isn't certified. Most of the time they won't bother sending a second letter.
>>27027192
You gotta watch with that, the judge could hold you in contempt of court if you make it obvious you're trying to get out.
>>27026937
you literally cannot get finanicial aid for school if you arent in the selective service
>Get jury duty
>Some guy who killed his ex wife and her kids
>He's found guilty, gets life in prison
>As the sentence is being read he looks me straight in the eyes
>Think little of it
>2 nights later
>Have a nightmare where I'm running through my house
>In each room is a dead member of my family, their heads cut off and put in front of their bodies
>Scene then goes to me running down a seemingly endless road by an unknown entity
>Reach a dead end, turn around
>The guy I convicted is standing there
>Literally wake up sweating and screaming at 4am
>Couldn't go back to sleep after that
>>27026988
It goes license, tax filing and voter registration actually. And each one is a separate pool. So someone that files their taxes, has a drivers license, and is registered to vote is 3 times as likely to get called for jury duty as someone who only files his taxes.
>>27027822
were they his kids? Killing another man's spawn shouldn't be a crime.
