>Hey, Anon. Come out here and eat with us. We wanna hear about your day.
>>27026682
>present father
>thin mother
does not compute.
Lol, like I would ever eat with those people
okay black dad, i'll be right over there. just let me fap to some men dressed up as girls while pretending to think i'm not gay first.
I wish I had a family that looked at me like that and actually wanted to hear about my day.
>>27026682
since when do i have a black family?
>>27026921
how is it gay though
>>27027063
because its men dressed as a female duh, your denial is showing dude
>>27026953
I love you
Don't give up <3 ~
>>27026682
Thanks! Dinner looks delicious. I really appreciate getting to share such a nice evening with you all. And thank you for taking a genuine interest in me and my day! I forgot how good it feels to be cared about by real people.
God bless you, black family.
I'm so lonely...
>>27027034
It's the result of typing fa.m all the time, famly member
>>27027152
i technically typed f'am before(family)
>>27026682
>Black adoptive family.
I wonder how I would turn out in comparison with my current self, like, for real.
wait a minute im not even black
who are you people?
wheres my family?
where am i?
![tumblr_nlxuk2alOb1rnpf7co10_400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/npl5BX6.jpg "tumblr_nlxuk2alOb1rnpf7co10_400[1].jpg")
>>27026682
>wake up
>feel strange
>see OP pic
>look into mirror
>see pic related
What do?
Hard mode: no whoring out
I worked on my research paper.
Can I ask a weird question?
Were we always black?
I don't remember being black.
>>27027239
>whoring out
Become a man?
It's the only solution I could come with due to your extreme guideline of not being a whore.
>>27026682
fuck you niggers get the fuck out of my house or i'm calling the police
haha, hey son, knock knock. you doing alright in here?
its dark kiddo, turn a light on sometimes or your eyes are gonna get like mine sooner than you think, hahaha!!
anyway son, tendies are ready. i left some on the stove for ya. also, if you don't mind emptying out your piss bottles, today's garbage day.
alright son, ill be downstairs
>>27027291
haha fa m play on easy moda bwahahahahahahahaha lil baby nigga whahahahahahaha fuckin lil pussy ass nigga can't off hard mode lmao lmao
>>27027301
Black dad doesn't demand he only wishes you will try your best every day, without pushing you.
He's there to give you tendies and cheer for you from behind the scenes.
>>27027083
but what makes someone a man? because they have a penis?
>>27027239
>call my best bros
>" yo dudes, look! it's me, anon! some strange shit happened."
and the rest is history.
>>27027301
>no din dins.png
How'd you fail so hard anon?
>>27026682
mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfuggen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfuggaoriginal
They seem nice.
>>27027239
>What do?
Find something to put those contacts in and never put them in my eyes again, because colored contacts can bond to the cornea and destroy your eyes.
If I'm in my room, I check my own shit to see if I've always looked like this.
If I'm somewhere strange I try to locate a computer or phone to see if there are any clues to my current identity.
If I have no identity and no support net, it's just my consciousness transported to a new human, then I see if I can sing at all, and I'll start out by busking, spend nights at women's shelter, spend first 20$ on a shitty instrument to make more busking cash, work my way up to living somewhere shitty with room mate. Get under the table jobs for Mexicans until I earn enough to buy falsified foreign documents, get work visa, earn US citizenship. Either wageslave or see if I can break into entertainment. Eventually cut off that terrible iron straightened hair and grow an afro, objectively the coolest black hairstyle.
>>27026953
I know the feel. Hang in there.
Nignog suburban families always look so cozy.
Shame they're mythical
>>27026734
>no kfc on the table
