she's your date tonight
wat do
Make her some chocolate pudding
>>27026526
Nothing.
Because I've lost control of my life.
chop her head off
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>>27026526
create chocolate pudding for indeed i have come upon the realization that my place in the universe is no place at all as the universe is chaos. So i stir endlessly my pudding for the glutton Angelica for I am that but a tool for pudding.
Lose control ofmy life
>>27026526
drink her nasty ass coffee cause i know dat pussy game ridiculous
>implying I could get a date
kek
>>27026526
thats phi phi ohara the drag queen
Hope this swell faggot doesn't rape me to death with his mastadonic 300-mile-long cock like hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
>>27026752
I came here to post exactly this, fuck.
>>27026526
>pearl clucher, jewish cunt
Dropped like it's All Grown Up
>>27026526
>tfw that pussy game is ridiculous
>>27026526
gonna get dat pussy game fampai
she'll find me in the kitchen at 4 am
Get very drunk