>it's 2 am and you're home alone
>you trudge up from your computer chair to get a snack from the fridge
>see this on your way
What do?
>>27026310
snort some K off her ass cheeks
>>27026310
>"Oh, hey Miley. Did all your leg fat transfer to your face ?"
Wonder how the hell I finally got myself a girlfriend.
>>27026310
Freak out, run back to my room and hide. Who am I foolin?
Gtfo newfags
*zip*
2nite is the night
>>27026310
Finally lose my virginity.
Tonight. You.
Fuck you robot, this post was oregano as fuck.
>>27026310
I love creepy chan, but only when she's being creepy. She's ugly when she smiles.
>>27026310
ask autograph
Cave her head in with a bat tbqh
Reach for the nearest cum bottle and fling it. Then I run screaming and crying into Mommy's room.
I would undress her and make out with her and tie her up and lick her pussy until the sun rises
>>27026310
Tell her she's irrelevant now
>>27026310
Consult /x/ to see if my succubus summoning ritual worked or if some pshyco broke into my house. Either way I'm getting laid
I realize it's like 10 years ago so I buy lottery tickets and win them all.
