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ALTERNATE FUTURE THREAD
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Roll for the future you could have had:
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>>27025113
rollin' i want a new ride.
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maybe my life would have purpose in another time, another place
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>>27025215
>>27025226
fuck that's dark. OP barely has any good alternate lives.
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>>27025113
roll rollingston
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>>27025113
rooling for the future I could have had
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>>27025113
rollerino friendo let's see if i'm better or worse off
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>>27025113
rolling for reasons
gimme that good rng
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h-here I goo
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>>27025113
Rollie pollie ollie FOWJFJWIFJWIFJIOFJIWF
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rollerino

ORIGINAL
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>>27025113
Allah please save me
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>>27025113
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHERUGHGHUHGUG

IM DOING IT
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>>27025113
73 please!
I do want the 73!
73 for me!
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>>27025113
roll senpai desu original
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this looks like it could be good for me
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rolling for 97
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>>27025113
fucking kill me already original
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wolling for the good shits ;)
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>>27025705
No wtf fucking white people
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Rolling for 95, if it's alternate it means my real life won't be 95
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>>27025800
Wow, you got the best option of them all. Complete non-existence.
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rolling for a new life
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ayyylmao can't be worse than real life
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>>27025829
Eyptian Django
How would that even have been possible?
God damn it.
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let's see how much worse my life could have been
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>>27025113
I guess it can't be worse than this.
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>>27025113

Ha, I like this, man.

Kudos to whoever made it.

I'll probably roll what I already am.
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>>27025113
rolIlIlIlI
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>>27025113
Might as well. Going through the portal now!
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>>27025113
Rolling on the river


Fucking orginal jew
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>>27025113
K den nigga
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>>27025113
k, rullin'!
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>>27025113
OP here, if you have any feedback, please comment on this post, and I will update for future versions
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letsa see
original bloxblox
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>>27025113
By the power of waifu, grant me waifu!
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>>27025933
Noooooooo! I want a recount!
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Roll this bitch
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>>27025924
so im a egipcian slave and fell in love with an ugly girl, FUCK
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Gonna try again because of the original post garbage.
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>>27025113
Hmmm
...
Huh
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>>27025968
hahaha. You literally died upon crashlanding on earth. Fuck, even imaginary life hates you.
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>>27025113
i'm doomed!
unmute
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Please triples or 44. Please dear god please
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>>27025113
origenrolling
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>>27025113
I want to be the very best, like noone ever was. I want to be free.
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>>27025113
odoaoaoaoaoao
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>>27025113
J.K. Rolling tbhfam
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>>27026111
Fuck. you made it. Congrats, anon. See you on the other side.
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roll ;)
commento origianale
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>>27026096
>You were born exactly as you were born now
>You went through a sex-change and regretted it, killing yourself
Are you shitting me? That's no alternate future(except the killing myself part, which could happen right now).
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>>27026175
I think OP meant alternate life, as the .png says.
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>>27025113
Rollin for double zeros
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>>27025113
I really don't think anything could have been much better.
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>>27025113
rollin rollin rollin, though the streets are swollen. Get them doggies rollin, rawhide!
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sgysdsuaiuhdasgdjasdyhaspydiuasbdpaidklasu dsacadasdasdasdass
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>>27026322
Is that the sound of you getting strangled by your own umbilical cord?
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>>27025113
Rolly rawl
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Rolling

Haven't read OP pic yet but hopefully I get one with Asian double d tits wife
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Bismillah.
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>>27025113
let's see now
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>>27025113
>that feel when no triples
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Rollin for rolls really rolling
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KHz
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save me from myself please op
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>>27025113
Some of these are ridiculous, but I'll take the chance of a different life.
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>>27026530
re rolling because thats what I already am :(
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>>27025113
Rollin I love escapism threds
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>>27026553
kek.
originals
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Rolling because life is a piece of shit.
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>>27026611
Reroll that's actually pretty sad
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>>27025113
worth a shot I guess

originario
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yeaaaaaa. Let's see how fucked I am.
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>>27025113
This post is just to roll and has no point what so ever
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rolllan and very general munchies please
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I feel compelled to rawl
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>>27025113
like a rolling stone
Jesus Christ that was the most OG comment i think i have ever made
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>>27025113
fine diddly ine
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>>27025113
Roland
o
l
a
n
d
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>>27025113
I'm sad already
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rolling in a highly original fashion
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>>27025113
Let's see about that.
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>>27025113
fug er rel lad too bee truthful
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>>27025113
pls no poo in loo
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>>27025113
seven eighteen forty three nine six
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time to go ahead and take my new life
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>>27025113
rolling, though I always seem to get absolute bullshit with these.
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>>27025113
rolling for comfy future without bitterness
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>>27025113
give me das memes
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rooooollll also this is original
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>>27025113
didn't read the rules
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>>27027358
fuck it rerolling, I don't even fucking care.
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>>27027372
jeeasus fucking christ
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Massive roll.
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>>27025113
how do you know if you are ultimate or penultimate? familama
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>>27025113
>tfw when cucked by human emotions
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pls
originaru desu
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Rolling for not shit
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tryna catch me rollin' dirty
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Let's do this lads, )6;?&
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rollin, i hope i get something meanwhile
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was there something better meant for me? is this hell a destined hell?
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>>27025113
rolling for new life
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>>27025113
I will roll and understand my worth.
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>>27027592
Nothing is different. Fuck you OP.
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Roll for 00
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>>27025113
rolling for the future i will never have
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>>27025113
rolling gimme something good
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Is this real life? Rolling and rolling
See you in heaven
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replyreplyreply
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TENGEN TOPPA GURREN BLOXX!!!!!
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>>27025113
roll

roll roll roll!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

fucking robot
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Rollponse
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Cuz I'm Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' on the river
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>>27025113
Rolling for the good life.
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>>27025113
Roll please (original post)
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>>27025113

check these sweet numbers familam
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>>27025113
ok ill roll for dis
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>>27025113
Roll now please for new life and great justice
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>>27025113
hi

piss

shit
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ASCENSION FOR ZIPPY!
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>>27025113
Role of a lifetime.
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rawllin rn
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mAYBE THERES W RODL WHERE IM SUCCESSFUL
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>>27025113
gotta have a good roll
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>>27025113
rollin n strollin
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I got my own sack to roll so I'm ROLLIN
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>>27025888
you did it!
you've lived a happy life!
BUT WAIT
NOBODY CHECKED YOUR TRIPS
Check'd,consider your life fulfilled
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gib me robo waif
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>>27025113
wht up hoe

>tfw sick but not sick enough to call in sick
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rollerino

originalio comento desu
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Rolling for cybernetic waifu.
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>>27025113
rollie rollie canoli
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Rolling, please save me
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I am rolling
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Probably will be worse somehow
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>>27025113
Rollo. Polo.
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>>27025113
pls gib me 22
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>>27025113
Rolly polly, holy moly, pepe shits in guacamole
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>>27025113
rolling

original commentario
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>>27025113

roll tide feller
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>>27025113
Dora
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>>2702511 waifu plzzz
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>>27025113
whatevs bra tis time
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>>27025113
wewewewewe
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Let's see what could of been...
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>>27025113
Step fucking back, losers. I GOT THIS.

WAIFUS FOR EVERYONE!
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>>27025113
I shall roll in this thread
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I must know
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Hopefully not 54, because that's what I got this life.
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rolling in the deep
(this is was never original, you fucking robot cunt, because it's a quote from an Adele song, you worthless piece of artificial stupidity)
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>>27025113
I am ready for the same life once again.
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Gimme the shitposting and suicide.
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be gentle, sw9 digits
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>>27025113
Bring me 22
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Rolling, Rolling, Rolling like a river.
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>>27030919
>born in a wealthy nazi family
>became a notorious murderer
No complaints here.
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>>27030876
New chance in life and, again, I'm born a girl in another patriarchal shithole and fail to transition.
>tfw vagina curse
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>>27030945
Now I get shitpost and suicide.
Thanks OP, this was a nice game.
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Hoy hiy I wanna try
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A new and very original rolling.
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rolllin dis
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>>27025113
I'm waiting for anime to be bernie sanders
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>>27025113
Rolling for a better future.
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>>27025113
whats my future gonna b like
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>>27025113
Rolly rolly
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Rolling. May I wake up in a new reality tomorrow morning.
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>>27031223
>1 off
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27025113
rollans
fuck you hiroshima nagasaki you bloody gook. i bet your parents were really dissapointed with the one child policy when they got you
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>>27025113
44 please gogogo
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This is more bad than good.
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Roll threads are kind of worthless and belong on /b/.
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>>27025113
rolling for failure
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>>27025113
dub 0s pls
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Rollbloxblox
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>>27025113
rolling for an original content post which won't get me muted.
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>>27025113
H-h-here I go
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>>27025113
Let's see hvad det er
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>>27025113
Rolling out of curiosity friendos
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>>27025113
Rollio pollio

Shark figure
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It'll be the same or worse. I know it will be.
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>>27031838
> You were born the last of the Neanderthals
> You died in a meaningless accident just when things were looking up

So I got into a tribe of niggers, showed them how to make fire and became their King, and then, drunk on wine and power stumbled and fell into the pyre. Sucks, but meh.
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Qndrch is a scrub
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dick ral
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>>27025113
i wanna die
oreagano
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Henry Rollllllins
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>>27025113
maximum fuck it
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>>27025113
this is a shit game
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>>27025113
rollin dat original roll
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Roll the cockhole
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>>27025113
Give this a roll? Might as well
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im ready to accept my real life
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Give me purpose. Rollerino
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>>27025113
rolllllin rollllin rolllllin
original
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>>27025113
rollerino famalino
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>>27025113
rollin for life of original comment
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>>27025113
Rollin for alternatives
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Let's see what hell I move to from this current one
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>>27025113
Rawl

Originalio commentario
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>>27025113
Ill see what fortune I get.
Orignial I swear.
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dream: to see it to the end
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JUST roll$$$$
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Original roll coming through
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>>27025113
rolling

thispostisoriginalflavoredteehee
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>>27025113
Rolling to see what could have been
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>>27025113
Rodo rolla da
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seriously thought about killing myself tonight. while hanging out with my friends. anything beats this.
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nyup nyup nyup
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I would like to roll and pay the troll toll
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rolling B^) let's see what the universe decides for me
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Rolling for white genocid
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let's see if I'm better like this
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reelin rollin give me my goal n'

shit
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>>27025113
the robot was made to prevent shitty thread like dis

rollin
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Sad original post
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>>27032395
>You were born exactly as you were born now.
>You wasted your life shitposting and killed yourself

Sounds about right.
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>>27025113
Curious for the answer!
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>>27025113
Fuck my life and fuck this boards muting protocol. Original my fucking ass. If I want to say I hate myself and I want to die, I'll say it goddamnit. Despite how many people, including kurt cobain, have said it before.
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Please anywhere but here
Original comment
83ienxui
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ayy lets do this rolling thing all the kids do these days
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Rolle mc fucking erino
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TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS LIFE

TAKE ME FAR AWAY FROM HERE
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>>27025113
Honest roll for a life that seems good
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>>27025113
rolling for a better tomorrow never
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>>27025113
rolling to get me out of the existential nightmare that is my thought process
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>>27025113
I rolled a dub in the other thread, so i should actually be on my way and get the fuck out of here finally
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>>27025113
Rolling
Bringing back the robot is Hiroshima's only mistake
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>>27025113
Rolling that shit
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>>27025113
Rolling for jizzlets in my cummies
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>>27025113
Rolling to cleanse myself out of existence
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Roll my shit up nigga
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>>27025113
Hope i get something good!

originallllll
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>>27025113
Yes, what I've always wanted.
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>>27025113
fuck it lets go

asutaztixyzhc
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>tfw even in this virtual realm I suffer
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>>27025113

Wake me up inside
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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>>27025113
One extra qt gf with a side of small tits and freckles please
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>>27025113
Ooh, role
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>>27025113
rolling for my alternate future
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roll llor roll llor
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Rollingsoos
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roll so i can feel bad that im stuck in this life
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>>27025113
check this shit out

desu comment
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Rolling fuck this life of mine
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Rock n rollin
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I wanna see how this goes
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Well lets see what happens, can't be any worse surely ?
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>>27025113
Here's for suffering.
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Rollionioniooo
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>>27025113
rolling for the future I could have had :^)
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>>27025113
Rollllllllllllllllll oh yeah shit (original comment) kauhfiuksehfkwaeufhb
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Rollarino x2
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Rollarino x3
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Seems epic enough for me.
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>>27025113
Rolling Rollins
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I will participate in this super shitpost stravaganza
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