>your fantasy
>how likely you are to achieve it
I'll start
>asian foursome, particularly the triple blowjob
>I'll probably never get it
>Be super hero with power to control time and space
>Pretty good
I've already mastered moving forward in time, now just gotta work on the whole backward part.
>>27025024
a loyal wife who wouldn't betray me and a stable household in which we raise our children proper
utterly impossible and today is a celebration of that impossibility
If you set your dick to it, you can achieve anything.
tall cute motherly girls
likelihood: low
>To be a famous classical musician.
>Impossible. I've been playing for years and I'm honestly garbage. I only still do it because I enjoy it, I'll never do anything worthwhile related to it.
>>27025024
>uncensored JAV
a world changed
>>27026007
>tall
You little shit, every time.
>fuck a fellow jap
honestly its pretty low and achievable. I'm halfie and visiting my grandparents in May for a month long visit. Gonna drag my cousin to the bar and try to get some pussy.
>>27026297
>I'm halfie
Due to your mother being hard wired to worship the superior, white race. You're not getting pussy when you're a mongrel.
>becoming romantic life partners with an onee-san type girl who has a jolly but cynical attitude and a high tolerance for alcohol
>pretty unlikely
>>27026349
How the hell does jolly yet cynical work?
>>27026422
Pretty well, anon.
>your fantasy
Being fulfilled and happy.
>how likely you are to achieve it
Highly unlikely.
>asian wife
not possible
>>27026058
feel your pain. i just don't have it either.
>>27026422
with plenty of alcohol
>getting her back
>0%
>>27025024
Fuck a trap in the ass
50/50 shot because I'm reeling him in
>>27025024
>happy
>i come here daily
>Be a singer-songwriter of some renown and fame
It's possible i guess
>>27025024
If you're white, you will
>>27027161
this desu. end it
>being half as manly as my father
>none
The man has been in the army all his life, became a commando, fucked his share of bitches, drinks like a sailor, smokes like a chimney and is still as healthy and built like a bull. I'm just a big irresponsible, spoiled man baby skeleton. My father seems okay with what I've become(I have a future as a wageslave, so that's enough for him), but I probably still disappoint him, deep down, he just doesn't show it because he's a real man, fully in control of his emotions. I just wish I could go back in time and become a better person.
>Become rich enough to not work on a daily basis
>Depends
>>27025024
>Ph.d. in all the hard and the most scientific social sciences, multiple nobel awards
>single-handedly solve the energy and food crisis with new technoloy
>find permanent solution to global warming that let us continue our wasteful lifestyles
>fuck bitches and life a life of riches and fame from this
>lay down the foundation for perfect utopia in my later years
>biologically engineer myself to look 10/10
>attain immortality and rule all of humanity with perfect wisdom and charisma
>make FTL possible
>become god-emperor of mankind and rule over the galaxy
>dethrone the creator of the universe and take his place
>destroy the universe and build a new one in my image
>sit immortal on my eternal throne and fap while i watch silently as the futa all-cat girl races which I have created war on eachother using sexual torture
>>27025024
A cute transgirla femboy is fine toowho can serve as my housemaid, stay locked in chastity, and be thankful to her daddy whenever I pull out her tail plug to stuff her with cock until her smaller one starts dripping cummies through her cage ;3c
>>27025053
with your mighty "opposable thumbs" you also have a significant degree of control over space too.
>>27027349
wtf its skin looks like those plastic fucktoys
>Die young for some cause in a valiant or tragic way
>More than likely not, but there's a decent chance
Just gotta find something to throw myself at.
>>27027389
Definitely don't join the military. Don't fall for that meme.
>>27027165
So is a trap a girl with a penis?
Or a guy who is VERY feminine to the point of having small tits
>Dream of living in Norway, comfy house near a city with internet and a nice view, get misty mornings and plenty of heavy rains, possibly a qt as fuck blonde slav girl to keep me company
>Very low chance, No drive to learn a new language and I've heard bad things about the food there, produce is very low quality due to it being imported and I've never personally liked fish which is almost mandatory to eat there
I'm also afraid of leaving America in case a war breaks out, I'd rather be trapped in the walls of Police-state America then out in the fucking woods with a bunch of seal-fuckers
>>27027383
hormones soften your skin. also borrow some of your mom's moisturizer and watch it work wonders.
>>27027447
you posted a pic of a trap, intentional?
>>27027447
Norway is nice, but like all northern and scandi countries, it is being taken over by islam and immigrants. Germany has already fallen.
Sexual fantasies
>Getting paizuri (titfuck) from qt cow tit girl
>Getting paizuri from Hitomi Tanaka or Kaho Shibuya
>Get paizuri from Siri
>Qt with badonkadonk grinds her butt against my cock
>Get to push girl's inverted nipples in
Life fantasies
>Create r9k tier manga that gains a following and potentially makes a positive social change for beta males/robots
>Become renowned horror manga artist
>Create cartoon series that also gains a following
All this is super unrealistic which makes me feel worse
>Sex fantasies
Become a literal whore (of the gay variety)
>Life fantasy
Become a heroin addict
Unfortunately even these bottom of the barrel dreams are impossible for me. Too ugly, manly, and small-dicked to become a manwhore, too socially inept to find and purchase heroin.
kek
>>27025024
>losing my virginity
>highly unlikely
>Fantasy
Become a Jedi and uphold peace throughout the galaxy.
>Likelihood I can achieve it
Not very good.
>>27027478
Don't think shes a trap, tits are way too big and zero bulge
Would still fuck him/her if she/he was a trap though
I wonder if I'm starting to like traps because I think I have a better shot at fucking them rather than actually being attracted to them
My dick is thinking for me at this point so I can't discern primal emotion from logical reasoning anymore
>>27028526
nah i've seen the discussion about her 5+ times by now. don't remember if she's trans or straight or not
>>27027765
>have lisp
>5'10, 119 lbs
>no job
>can't drive
>broke
>fucked 10 girls so far
If I can lose my virginity so can you.
>Be a powerful king with my saber waifu and rule over you mongrels.
>>27028645
Just out of curiosity how wide would you say your wrists are
>5'8
>126 lbs
>license and can drive
>no sex ever
I'm so fucked its beyond tragic comedy at this point, I recently hit some sort of rut and I feel like a fucking moron all the time now
No drugs or alcohol ever yet I can hardly think, study, do any sort of work competently and I have no fucking clue what it is
I feel like my brain is just degenerating into nothing, my reactions are very slow too and thinking feels like chore so I just mindlessly lose myself in vidya all day
Any experience with this?
I want to own a small plot of land and grow my own food and not be bothered by anyone. It's never going to happen because I don't make any money for one, and also I could never function on my own without any assistance. I can't even remember what pocket I put my keys in, I'd never be able to live on my own and manage everything that comes along with it.
triple blowjob for me to. specifically this position. for some reason it doesn't show up on google when you just search triple blowjob
>>27028843
Rough estimate would be 1.75 inches.
I smoke weed regularly and binge drink occasionally so any personal slowness could be attributed to that.
The other day I found myself spelling "one" and "won" interchangeably.
English is my first language.
And overall I've noticed by vocabulary shrink over the past year.
>>27025024
>best at anything I like to do with little to no effort, really
>pretty unrealistic as I don't like to put effort into most things
>>27027349
H-hot. Would you make her lick up her cummies and apologize for making a mess?
A guy who will make me like this >>27027349
I feel like I could make it happen if I weren't so socially useless that I could meet people
>>27027349
>her smaller one
>her cock
>her
Why can't you just say, "My fantasy is to have sex with a man who wears a dress and does kinky submissive stuff"? It's CURRENT YEAR, after all
>>27028526
Anon I should inform you that neither of the things you listed are good ways to judge trapness these days. A penis can be tucked and breasts can be implanted.
These sex fantasies are pretty easy to achieve, just hire hookers. My job takes me to Asia pretty regularly and I've made OP's fantasy happen in Tokyo and Manilla. The Tokyo foursome was not cheap but I'm a huge weeb and had to try with Japanese girls once.
Especially in the poorer countries if you got the money you can make any damn fantasy you can imagine happen.
>>27029548
It's not the same thing, those girls don't actually want that to happen.
>>27025024
Actually know that feel, of an asian foursome. Not my fantasy though.
My fantasy is banging a woman in a position of power.
>>27029601
If you want it to happen without paying I think you're SOL. That shit doesn't happen outside of porn unless you're a rock star or something, or super rich and surrounded by gold diggers who won't directly ask for money but you know why they're there.
>>27029649
>My fantasy is banging a woman in a position of power.
You didn't say a high or low position, so just bang any woman and mission accomplished.
>>27029719
It's not my fantasy mind you, I'm just saying that it's different. I want to be a pretty trap faggot for a dominant and strong master who makes me beg for his cock while mocking my shriveled, caged toy. If that guy had to be paid for this to happen it wouldn't be the same experience.
>>27029779
Where do you live? I feel like if you moved to a big city with a good gay nightlife you could pretty easily make your fantasy happen. What you're describing isn't all that crazy or impossible.
>>27029831
Ah, I'm a tranny not a regular homo. I just really enjoy humiliation. Small town but I'm moving to a city soon. Makes me hopeful.
>>27029865
Good luck, man. I mean that. I can't say I know what it's like in your situation, but I hope you find happiness.
>>27025024
>Start cozy hunter gatherer society living in connected caves and mines unnaground and innawoods emerging only to hunt and gather crops
>Start Hermetic cult incorporating Gnosticism, Dreamtime, Magic Mushrooms
>Use underground rivers and geothermal power to sustain life
>Survive nuclear winter/pandemic/societal collapse and bring about new era of humanity
>die but live through my descendants
>Almost impossible
>>27029921
You're sweet, I hope things go well for you as well. For what it's worth I can't see the appeal in dominating girls into giving me a shared blowjob. Participating in a shared blowjob however, that appeals.
>>27027772
>tfw no jedi master to mold me into a jedi knight.
Fuck this universe
>>27029254
Obviously, she's my maid and it's part of the job description to clean up messeswith her mouth.
We'll sadly never achieve global racial purity and instead by stuck with miscegenation and genetic pollution.
On some glorious day the lesser races will be settled in their native places and will fulfill their divinely-ordained roles as servants to the white master race.
>>27026058
Music major here.
Stay blue pilled. You will need it.
>>27028693
This desu
>tfw no anti-reality np
be a cute 16 year old lesbian in a threesome with a equally cute white chick and light skinned black girl
Maybe someday when VR takes off
>>27025024
Bruh
Sauce ?
>>27025024
>A 2014 Camaro 2SS
>Pretty likely me and my dad are putting down $10000 on one soon
>>27029979
you're lewd and polite, anon
are you cute too?
cuddling with cute boy/girl
maybe
>>27025024
>your fantasy
to get a hairjob
>how likely you are to achieve it
Honestly, probably pretty likely compared to most of these
>>27031803
People's recent reactions to my appearance are making me consider that. It's making me think my personal standards are too high because all I see in the mirror is a work in progress. So I guess I can't really say.
>your fantasy
to have an incestuous relationship with my sister
>how likely you are to achieve it
literally impossible since I don't have a sister
Which is in all likelihood why I have that fantasy to begin with
>>27025024
>I turn into the beautiful woman I was always meant to be
>find Mr. Right and loyaly worship his cock
>wife the shit out of him and make let him know everyday how great he is and how much I love his dick
I'm getting hard just thinking about it
>tfw you don't have enough money to get all the medical work to actually look passable
>just gonna stay manly man and make the best of it
so much for my hopes and dreams
>>27031939
doesn't mean your standards are too high, just means you care about self-improvement. you don't have to think you're cute as long as your master tells you in between beatings
>>27029649
Man, I feel like I am in this position but don't know if I want to pursue.
There is one woman at work who is in a higher position than me that I'd really like to go for. Never though I would find it this way, but fuck does her higher position make her hotter. Granted, she is just one rank above me and that difference in rank in terms of skill necessary is small. Only just a year older than me as well, but even at a year that combined with everything else plus some hints that she may want it makes blood flow to my crotch.
My fear is that the consequences of reality will beat living the fantasy.
>>27032022
That is exactly how I feel about things, although I would like the occasionalpetting sessionas well. Beatings should be when I make mistakes or master's horny. I'm really hoping I'll be able to be useful soon.
>>27025053
kek
>>27025056
sorry mate
>>27026058
brutal
>>27026080
kek x2
>>27026422
not that hard to grasp, try using your brain
>>27026591
feels/10
>>27027161
>>27027254
i used to know that feel, 5 years later the feels pretty gone now
>meet the love of my life in HS
>graduate and work towards good careers
>eventually pool our money in together
>get married
>buy some land with a small house
>start growing our own crops, livestock and live off the earth
>have 3-4 children
>teach and walk them through all your mistakes, what to focus on and give them an endless supply of love
>die knowing I fulfilled my purpose
My dreams dead, and I can't really think of anything to replace it with. I've never really been interested in most things, I just always wanted to be a family man on a farm. It encompasses the two things I love more than anything, animals and children ie. innocence.
>Be smart enough to be as smart as my teacher's assistants or professors
>Low likelihood, these people are on an entirely higher level of intelligence
I just want to understand my major, not the dumbed down brainless shadow of it that is undergraduate level economics.
>>27025024
being a girl
having a husband who loves me
raising white adopted children (since I can't magically become fertile) as my own
this will probably never happen
>>27031870
I need a sauce on this shit I always thought hairjobs were pretty hot
>>27032146
whats this from???
desu senpai tbqh family
>>27032347
The image?
Strongest Man Kurosawa
having someone that isn't from my family that loves me, cares for me, is happy when I'm around and realizes when I'm not
none tbqh
Japanese rockstar in the heaviest and prettiest band in the world who somehow is able to lay in bed all day forever
>>27032061
well obviously you have to be petted and tongue-kissed when you make master happyand maybe even let out of your chastity cage
>>27032526
How do I achieve what the person in the picture has done
>your fantasy
Become extremely rich with no work (like by winning the lottery) and have enough money to never have to worry about school or work.
>how likely you are to achieve it
About a 1 in 292,201,338 chance.
>>27032526
I can't quite cum with my penis anymore but I do feel the need even if the release is about half strength. So that would be a sweet reward if I had been well behaved. You have a good understanding of this.
Is it just sexual fantasies ?
So yeah maybe just a 3 some.
If it can be anything, how about a nice comfy life with a rewarding job that pays a nice amount ?
I don't want huge riches, but in the range of 75-100K a year, just enough to live a comfy life a have spending money left over for other shit and worry much less about money.
>>27032562
Go to 8ch /cuteboys/ and start browsing. There's an assortment of exercises, moisturizers and even hrt cycling plans that gets discussed. You could be cute within six months.
A virginal wife I can trust in who believes in the same things I do to have dozens of children with.Also a house far off from everything else armed to the teeth in security measure. Hell, build a decoy house or make a decoy out of an existing house that we convince people we live in that is actually filled with insane traps for anybody who thinks they can start trouble. Our family would actually live elsewhere.That second part probably being completely and utterly illegal and maybe even criminal in all parts of the US aside, building such a house would be an enormous. A dangerous one too if we go with the trap thing. Also, these obvious signs of serious paranoia illness would surely make it hard to build a stable relationship with just about any girl in the first place. But the problem with paranoia is that it just feels too hard to think of living any other way while feeling safe
>>27032633
>hrt
blegh
>>27032671
You can turn your nose up at it but it's THE feminizer. Still, you can get plenty cute without it. Stick to exercise and skin care then.
>>27032682
I'm still living with my parents lmao how am I supposed to hide that shit
Also I'd rather not grow boobs when this might not be a permanent thing
Thanks for the advice though, I appreciate it
>>27032601
are you able to from having your boypussy played with?
and thanks. i think about it a lot :p
>>27032721
I use tight tee shirts to hide my tits, baggy clothes to cover just how wide my hips and caring about my appearance as an excuse for my improved skin.
>>27032734
I don't know, I have no toys. I'm very certain that's what I need though. I can sort've feel it when I play with myself. It's hard to explain. It's like cuming from my penis is wrong? Or more accurately like I've achieved orgasm by using a secondary sexual characteristic, it's not longer my primary. Cocks are for real men I suppose.
>>27032821
that does sound hard to explain, it also sounds hot
>Cocks are for real men I suppose.
no, cocks are for filling up trappy gurlz like you
>>27029947
Are you my soulmate? Have we met in dreamscape?
>>27032973
Potentially mate, you ever get the feeling that a lot of the events that you experience you've had before in dreams from long ago?
>fantasy
To be DP'd, one in my pussy one in my ass.
>likelihood
Unlikely
rape
100 percent if I acted on my impulses
not gonna happen though because I'll probably get caught although I had a plan to dress up like a superhero and say crazy anime villain tier things so that if she reported it she'd sound like a lunatic
>>27025024
if it exists you can pay for it
Asian and a Blondy at the same time.
>>27025024
Hey man. I went to an asian massage parlor in Atlanta, GA. The youngest asian girls Ive ever seen in a massage parlor, like 18-22 in age.
The mamasan was like, which one you want mr white man and I was like just pick one for me. So she picks one and Im like thanks. And shes like, it will cost this much. Do you want another girl same time?
And I was like, no thank you.
You have to go to an asian massage parlor in a big city and you can get that for $200 - $400 if not a lot cheaper.
>>27025024
>your fantasy
kissing a young (18-21) cute girl who is actually into me
>how likely you are to achieve it
highly unlikely
Being a billionaire who lives in an underground AI development facility (kinda like in Ex Machina) and makes education youtube vids/streams on twitch. I'd also have a bunch of qts down there with me.
0%
>>27032105
>Low test:The post
Saved by a super heroine in real life who becomes my best friend.
It is impossible.
to love and cherish my qt imouto forever
never ever
>>27026422
With alcohol.
I just want to dress up as a kitten and get my ass fucked while i beg them to stop. And to get choked so i stop moving or breathing altogether.
I see no reason why this couldn't happen.
>>27034387
>ass
do you have a peepee
>>27025024
>>your fantasy
dubs
>how likely you are to achieve it
every time i post
>>27034468
close, but no dubs cigar
>>27034449
Nope. Sorry to disappoint.
>>27034494
Worth a shot lol
>>27025024
>no giantess posting
this whole thread is pleb tier and should be scrapped
bunch of normalfag fantasies all of youtfw no anon to write me lewd stories for giantess pics
>>27034978
>tfw no big girl for me
>tfw no giantess gf
why even live?
>>27035018
ochiko art is top tier
>>27025024
>>your fantasy
To be loved and considered the most important person in someone's life.
>>how likely you are to achieve it
0%
>>27035051
ochiko is great but it's too bad half his stuff is just someone taking a massive shit on a city
>>27035101
talking to someone who actually knows what hes on about
>go onto his dedicated page
>within the first 5 images theres someone shitting on a city
still one of my fav artiststoka is best artist
>>27025024
Litterally go to any asian country and get 3 prostitutes.
It's the kinda shit that isn't even shameful because a normal human being would have no other way to achieve this.
>>27035114
>tfw HDD died 2 weeks ago
>lost 3 years / 4gigs of size stuff
>marry or get into a long term relation ship with her
>go to college together get nice modest jobs
>buy a nice house
>have loads of somewhat wild, degenerate(but not TOO degenerate) monkey sex
>discuss literature and such together
>maybe have a few kids, ideally not but if she wanted to, I would oblige and give the child my all.
>grow old together die in each others arms
00000.1%
Fuck, let's be honest.
Nil.
Kill me.
>>27035154
i should really back this up
i dont have anything to put it onto though unless i split it over 6 usbs
>your fantasy
To win a lottery jackpot and never having money issues again; from there on live life as I see fit and improve/obtain whatever realistic I want to do or achieve.
Chances of obtaining this are next to nil, and this is the most realistic of fantasies.
Most other fantasies are about various superpowers or otherwise magical property items/space allowing me to make enough money and be of any significance on top of it. Think CYOA-tier stuff.
>tfw you'll never have a pocket dimension in which you have complete control over space, time, reality, able to live in it and link it to this dimension
>tfw you'll never have the Architect's Compass in pic related
At least it's still possible to fantasize about it, so I'll stick with that.
>>27035191
If anything just load up 1, starting from scratch with something like this sucks
>>27035258
post more aart?
>>27035278
idk, I don't have much to share atm and /r9k/ is shit for dumping
>get slim Asian qt gf
actually not too bad
>>27035320
do you want a pic where some anon put god tier writing to the character in the previous pic
BECOME OMNIPOTENT AND DESTROY ALL OF THE ROACHIES WHO I DEEM UNWORTHY TO LIVE IN MY WORLD
>>27029315
>man
it's a femboy, silly
>>27025024
such an easy goal to achieve, get enough money to go to bangkok or some shit and pay the absurdly low price for some girls to do it to you, they even have fucking blowjob bars for fucks sake.
gain highest reality warping, time, space control, etc related abilities and access to greatest technology
have secret identity and use technology and abilities to push a society created by me to type 5+/- civilization
Half of these fantasies can be achieved with a return to ticket to Thailand and ~$2000 US
Fuckin source on OPs pic pls
>>27025024
>finding a mentally stable GF
ggnore
