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>be a complete loser
>people in real life hate you
>go to an imageboard where the other losers hang out
>they hate you as well just because you're a girl
don't reveal you're a girl
??
>>27022511
how come guys can reveal that they're guys, but girls can't?
>tfw normal once
>tfw struck by shitty disease out of nowhere
>tfw lost all friends and become depressed
>tfw stuck in hosptl with no visits beside famiily
>tfw no guarantee you wont die
>tfw cant do anything beside browse internet, write i ndiarry and sleep
>tfw will never have a boyfriend because you disgust them..
fml
>>27022537
I've yet to see a single post that starts
>GUY HERE LOL XD
>>27022537
actually girls that later reveal that they're guys are very well received here
>>27022587
You know the drill
What's the diagnosis
>>27022587
Yo you want someone you can talk to?
>>27022473
>People keep falling for attention bait
>>27022587
>tfw no me and Earl and the dying girl gf
>>27022537
Literally nobody goes out of their way to let people know their gender except for you fembots. You get bullied cause you want special treatment
>>27022636
Aplastic Anemia, depression, lack of belief of worth in this world...
>>27022643
What do you want to talk about...?
>>27022650
is a tv show??
>>27022729
So how does that disgust potential bfs?
>>27022537
Why does it matter? Just don't state your gender.
I'm sure other females here post here without stating their gender all the time.
>>27022729
We could talk about feels or weeb shit.
>>27022473
>men call us degenerate for sleeping with our bfs when we are in healthy relationships
>meanwhile they have 3tb porn collections where they watch impoverished minority women have their faces dunked in toilets
>>27022729
It's a movie. Watch me and email me your review.
>mentally ill but self aware enough to stay out of looney bins
>i cut myself off from people but i desperately want some contact
>tfw suffering all around
>>27022825
you're a degenerate because you aren't having sex with me
nasty whore
>>27022587
>possibility of death (all is over thank god)
>cant do anything beside browse internet, write i ndiarry and sleep
>no visits beside famiily
What more do you need? This sounds great
>>27022587
>>27022729
would sit by bedside and hold hand and talk to and give bone marrow transplant
>gets upset that a girl will sleep with an attractive cool guy
>constantly judges and insults girls who aren't attractive/cool
>>27022825
>>men call us degenerate for sleeping with our bfs when we are in healthy relationships
If it's not a husband you're trash
>>meanwhile they have 3tb porn collections where they watch impoverished minority women have their faces dunked in toilets
I have no porn at all
4/10 you got a reply
>>27022760
>ugly scars, pallid, frail look
>constantly out of breath, cant do anything remotely 'strenuous', feel sleepy all the time
>cant fly anywhere, cant stand huge crowds, make a huge mess everytime I cut myself
>bruise extremely easily, have to take constant medication, need regular check-ups, have had to have several blood-transfusions.
I'm not fun to be 'friends with'. My old friends made that clear in the end
>>27022790
I f eel shit and tired. Havent seen any anime since monster, last year. it was good. you??
>>27022830
I will look for a torrent, ok?
>>27022473
You fucked up in THE FIRST WORD of your retarded thread... ONE THING you had to avoid, one thing.
>>27022473
>It's a man baiting
Dank troll bro 2.5/10 /thread moving on
>>27022825
>having sex outside of marriage
>>27022825
>>men call us degenerate for sleeping with our bfs when we are in healthy relationships
I wouldn't call you degenerate for having sex with your boyfriend.
Only sluts are degenerates.
>>27022613
The thing is even if you just imply you're a girl, you still get piled on. More often then not robots will just pester you with "Are you a girl?" anyway.
>>27022885
>I'm not fun to be 'friends with'. My old friends made that clear in the end
Post contact and we'll find out
>>27022881
this, robots are trash
>>27022883
t. greasy landplanet who just finished fapping to "nasty cumswapping teens vol 8"
>>27022881
the thing is all a girl has to do to be completely average in attractiveness is to not be fat
thats it. for guys, lol, nope.
>>27022473
>go to an imageboard where the other losers hang out
>where the other losers hang out
That statement is completely incorrect and the root of your problem.
>>27022914
>being this fucking buttblasted that someone called you out on being a slut
Keep those assumptions coming
You're bound to get something right sooner or later
>tfw started having lewd fantasies about taking schizo senpai's virginity
My love used to be pure, what happened..
>le women are evil for not being my GF !!!
The lack of empathy and narcissism of men just astounds me
>>27022902
tBh it's usually really easy to tell when it's a girl who wrote a post
>>27022473
I don't hate you anon, whatever your situation is it isn't your fault
>>27022876
thank you, means alot. more than anyone has done my feels
>>27022864
I dont want to die... just want to feel normal, happy...
sorry
>>27022853
does it hurt? I cant cut
>>27022908
what contact?
>>27022936
It was never pure at all anon
>2016.
>March
>STILL don't have a weeb, virgin gay gf
I can stick my pulsating 18 year old virgin cock inside your ass and cum in 3 seconds, how does that sound fem bot?
>hate chad for being a buff 10/10
>love staceys and enjoy getting cucked by chad
>resent women of my own tier of attractiveness
>>27022885
I'm currently watching grimgar. It's pretty comfy so far.
>>27022917
>>27011798
>all you gotta do is not be fat
Plenty of the girls in that thread aren't fat
>tfw having perverted thoughts about my dad lately and don't know what to do
Guy here.
Gosh those women huh?
They're soo flippety floopedy when you want to ask them to want to go out with you.
It makes me SO mad. Like I can't even.
>>27022939
women are evil when they're being sluts. they can sleep around with any guy just because they have a vagina.
it's not fair and I envy them.
>>27022996
I've been having perverted dreams about my mom
>wtf even is this why is my brain doing this
>>27022957
>what contact?
An email, skype, kik
I'm guessing English isn't your first language
I want to know something. what's the pleasure difference between getting fucked/dildo, and playing with your clit
like if playing with your clit is a 9/10, what's your rating of just getting pounded? 6/10?
>>27022957
is there a chance of recovery/cure? or is it something you'll live with your whole life
>>27022996
Have sex with him. He probably wants it too.
>>27022939
You're not evil for not being my gf. You're probably not even at all. You're just delusional, your head is in the clouds. You whine and complain about no gf and how lonely you are, but your standards still remain sky high. You think you're one of us and that you should belong here, but you're not lonely. You never have been and you only ever will be if you happen to be unmarried by the time your looks turn to shit.
It just doesn't work. You can't try to fit in here and simultaneously think you're too good for us.
>>27022473
>tfw I know with 100% certainty that if people stopped generalizing and expressing themselves in extreme generalizations that men wouldn't hate women and women wouldn't hate men.
All it takes is to never say "MEN ARE AWFUL" or "WOMEN ARE AWFUL", just express your ideas moderately and don't be a shit tier human bean.
They dont hate you because you are a girl
they hate you because you feel the need to tell everyone that you are a girl on an anonymous imageboard.
>>27022996
>tfw no electragf
>>27023041
*evil
*bf
fuck this mental fog
>>27023052
You want a gf that will cuck you with her dad? Kill yourself
I've had posts as simple as "tfw no boyfriend" get attacked. It doesn't matter if you say you're a girl or not, they just hate us.
>>27022993
No, but 80% of them suffer from some sort of condition. And even then you will probably find someone to plug your whole.
>pic related
>>27023077
Let's be fair here femanon
There's a very good chance that poster who says that is a male faggot he deserves it
>>27023040
That's incest though. Do dads even want to have sex with their daughters?
>>27022993
I'm not going through that whole thread
it's 4chan,everyone talks shit here if you haven't noticed.
>>27022944
It really is.
>Good while back, maybe year and a half to two years
>some girl makes a post, poorly hiding her gender
>accuse her of this
>"what makes you think I'm female?"
>give her a few sentences why
>receive angry defensive wall of text, immediately ousting herself as female
Even other anons thought she was fucking retarded. Females really never understand subtlety.
>>27023094
i'm pretty sure parents have an instinctual urge to not fuck their kids
>>27023094
Of course they do.
Try and provoke him.
>>27023093
>being homophobic
>>27022964
...im weeb virgin and gay
>Tfw no bf
>Tfw in a society of constant sex, and lgbt acceptance, still cant get laid
Do you have a kik? Or skype? Or... Smoke signals?
>>27023136
>homafobe!!!!!
Hardly afraid of faggots
I just hate them
>>27023161
Why anon?
What have gay people ever done to you?
>>27023146
That's a dyke you're talking to
With that said, pls kill yourself fag
>global female conspiracy because I can't get GF
male logic..
how do grills usually have such nice hair? do you all have like 20 different types of shampoo or something?
>complain about not getting a gf
>reject every girl who average of below average looking
>>27023181
Hey i'll take it, I just want some sort of mascuiline... Gf/Bf
>Tfw no dyke gf
>>27023175
>What have gay people ever done to you?
Nothing to me, but other people...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgulDTdtvRw
>>27023204
I have never been in the position to reject anyone.
>>27023197
I wash my hair every few days with strawberry shampoo and blow dry it, it ends up pretty and smells nice. I don't do much.
>>27023197
I don't have nice hair. My hair is all wavy and oily and smelly because I don't wash.
>>27023019
sorry, I dont mean offsense, but.. anonymous? sorry...
I am from cold north scandi :)
>>27023039
Yes. But there need to have been a match with the bone marrow. And there is a chance for rejection. I take medical pills every day to help, and so many other things, sometimes blood cleaning.
>tfw cant stand the feeling of plastic tube anymore...
>>27023221
I kind of wish having my hair smell like strawberries would be socially acceptable because that shit smells good
>>27023214
What does that boy have to do with me?
>>27023146
I'm a Dyke, you have it easy bub there's plenty of pure cakeboys on this sight.
I've been looking for months to get SQUAT.
>>27023266
>sorry, I dont mean offsense, but.. anonymous? sorry...
Alright then
Just seeing if you'd want to be friends
I can understand to an extent an ailment holding back any social development
Which Scandi country are you from?
>>27023293
You're the same kind of... creature
>>27022825
>men call us degenerate for sleeping with our bfs
no, we call you normies for having bfs as it seems most "fembots" do
>meanwhile they have 3tb porn collections where they watch impoverished minority women have their faces dunked in toilets
But I don't that's not nice at all.
>>27022914
mystery is trash sloot, and you are channelling her
>>27022587
you deserve a hug at least even if you are a failed normie
>>27023309
Do you have legitimate autism?
>>27023192
>"..."
>female logic
:^)
>>27023330
Keep crying fag
Nobody like you """"""""""""""people"""""""""""" pushing your disgusting faggot agenda everywhere
>tfw you fuck your butt with a vibrator so you don't loosen up your pussy
Who cares about a loose butthole anyway
This is the queen of fembots yet she degraded herself like a pig for Chad like all the rest. SAD.
what is the edgiest thing you've done femanons?
>>27023294
Im les. 24 years old. Not fat. Want to chat?
>>27023368
I can't wait to see you post about your prolapse in a few months
>>27023309
What are you talking about? I've never even been to pride.
>>27022537
Guys don't reveal that they're guys. The person you replied to might have been a girl, but not an attention whore like you
>be at work
>get Chad customer
>ask him if he has a store card
>he says no
>I shake my head and give him some humor as I do to all young people
>he laughs and says "what's that supposed to mean" and "haha what"
>start spazzing out because I'm not used to male friendliness
>pack up all his shit quickly so he can get the fuck out
Fuck Men.
>>27022989
Looks cool, maybe I'll watch.
>>27023197
lol, I have really long hair, so takes forever to make. Peppermint oil, sulfate-free shampoo, nice conditioner. Nice smooth!
>>27023374
It's a lie.
Don't do that again, please.
>>27023396
>Guys don't reveal that they're guys
I guess all those small penis threads and whining about Chad are girls too.
>>27023410
be my qt hair gf immediately
>>27023392
Are you a virgin? Do you like weeb shit?
Is that you, Alexa?
>>27022777
nice get. I'm a woman btw.
>>27023407
>guy was friendly, but stupid
>FUCK MEN
?
>>27023395
Still hate you fag
Take your mental illness to your board
>>>/lgbt/
>doesnt shower/brush teeth/ take care of his body
>doesnt do anything interesting, spends days frog posting
>doesnt have money or a means to do anything
>blames women for his kissless permavirgin
>>27023504
And yet a woman can be all those things and still get a chad
>>27023498
You don't own this board. I can stay here as much as I want.
>>27023295
sorry, the therapist told me not to make friends here.
>tfw i told her about this 4chan, oops. lol
very small one, very rainy
>>27023378
I threaten to set on fire. was not very funny after...
>>27023523
That'll end the hate won't it fag
One more cunt to make a million faggot erp thread
>>27023410
I really want to see you take a black cock fembot
>>27023531
>telling anyone you browse 4chan
>>27023522
Completely false
Citation needed
>>27023504
What are you talking you about? I blame my crippling social anxiety
I still bathe and have money though
>tfw girl says that she was dreaming you
What kind of feel is that supposed to be?
Do I have a chance to get boob cancer even though I'm flat-chested? I've got nothin' here, not even mounds.
>>27023565
not him but, if you didn't know there's a whole board dedicated to attention whoring where anons of all genders and ages post selfies 24/7: >>>/soc/
>>27023522
This. Especially:
>doesn't do anything interesting
>doesn't have money
They expect men to provide this for them.
>>27023607
Yes even DFC can get breast cancer
>>27023565
Chad doesn't care how much money you maake
Chad doesn't care if you sit inside all day and post on this shit board
Chad just wants you to not get fat, and even then that's not an always the case
>>27023504
>tfw starting graduate school this fall
>going to be surrounded by stupid women
Fucking kill me.
>>27023601
Obviously you're supposed tobe my gf
>>27023632
Aww, there really is no benefit to this. Life sucks.
>>27023650
I'm flattered buti'm a boy
>>27022537
Because female privilege and male privilege is a myth. This place and everywhere else on the Internet is proof of that.
>tfw no beta orbiter to give me money just because I exist
>>27023659
>cute to tease
>more sensitive than cow udders so I can make you squirm>closer to your heart
>>27023607
GET OUT FLAT CHEST
>>27023671
I told you before man only grill get beta orbiters
Not trannies
>>27023613
>implying this has anything to do chads interests
>>27023636
Chad cares how popular you are, hot big your ass/tits are compared to your waist size, how docile and willing to be his you are, and how pretty your face is
>implying chads care about any girls beyond stacies
>>27023681
>so I can make you squirm
You low test men sure can get thirsty fast huh.
>>27023705
>cut whore nips off
>she squirms in agony
Okay
>>27023699
But anon I'm not a tranny ;~;
>>27023392
Why haven't you replied? You're not a virgin are you? Had to give it up so soon right?
>>27023444
Not virgin, sorry. I like weeb shit.
>>27023727
Lying is a sin anon
Stop it
Fuck you. You're not a loser, you're just a fucking idiot who hasn't realised that there's a whole world out there ready to comfort your shitty hurt feelings, and millions of faggot orbiters ready to stroke your shitty ego. And stop posting anime pictures, it doesn't make you seem cuter, it just makes you look like the attention seeking human trash that you are, and you're soiling the 2D perfection. We are the real losers here, we have nowhere else to go, this is all we have. Find atleast the smallest amount of empathy in your cold, psychotic bitch heart and leave us the fuck alone.
Now accepting fembot wife applications.
>>27023742
Do you think I would just go on the internet and lie, anon?
Who would do such a thing?
>>27023702
Chad doesn't give an shit how popular you are
basically just don't be fat and bam you get a chad
Guy here.
OMG! This vagina I saw last night? It was HUGE! Like, meat curtains! Open them up and see the performers take the stage!
I was telling my boyfriend Mark and he was freaking the fuck out!
He was like Damn bouy! I gotta see that shit!
>>27023766
To get money from pathetic betas
That's why you were crying your crocodile tears
>>27023791
>implying
Have you ever seen a chad date a non-popular girl?
>>27023827
>Have you ever seen a chad date a non-popular girl?
Yes
>>27023732
Of course of course. Two fucking measly requirements and no-one can fill them. Why can't gays on an antisocial board just fucking keep their skirts/boxers on.
Fembots if your dad looked like this guy, would you fuck him?
>>27023827
chads date (steal) all types of girls, not just ultra Stacy popular ones. high school chads do the retarded popular shit
>>27023702
>Chad cares how popular you are
LMAO do roasties actually believe this crap? fuck, I'm not Chad but hell if I don't hate when the girl I like acts friendly with other guys.
>>27023856
Why would non-humans care about acting civilized?
![1234922819955[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d7yksEd.jpg "1234922819955[1].jpg")
>>27023565
Why is it that women tend to be so scared of facing the harsh truths of life? I guess that's why you're the ones getting suckered out of yourboyfriend'smoney by astrologers and tarot card readers.
What makes you think you have the mental acuity to argue with men, even losers like us?
>>27023827
I've heard about him creampieing a non-popular girl.
>>27022825
>impoverished minority women have their faces dunked in toilets
90% of humiliatiion porn has white sluts you dumb slut
>>27023872
I would have his dirty incest children.
>>27023846
How many chads do you see dating popular girls?
>boyfriend is best friends with a girl
>he hasn't seen her since she moved to another state (about a year)
>he has been saving money to go visit her
>he's going to be seeing her this weekend
>he tells me that he'll be on good behavior and tells me she only sees him as a friend
I don't want to forbid him from seeing a friend, but at the same time the only way he can see this friend is to save up for a flight to her place and sleep over at her place for a weekend.
>>27023872
I'm a guy and if Clooney was my dad I'd want to be molested by him
>>27023906
>boyfriend
Fuck off normo
>>27023906
yea he's in love with her
>>27023671
>>27023727
>>27023766
Just post your fucking steam already idiot
>>27023906
Why didnt you go with him?
>>27023906
Keep us posted anon
I love cuckqueen stories
>>27022537
Because men shower women with attention just for being women and women don't shower men with attention just for being men. People here shit on women who reveal themselves in order to combat that utter retardation.
>>27023812
Will you give me money anon? ;3c
>>27023872
My dad is already a really handsome sexy man so I would have sex with him as it is.
>>27023882
Did you see a question mark on that post? I know some of you are really fucking slow, genetic fuck ups to a depressing degree so I left it out to make it super obvious. Rhetorical. It was rhetorical question, I could not give a shit what your opinion adds.
>>27023952
No I don't feel like funding your sex change you abomination
>>27023906
Yes isn't it super weird how she's not saving up and helping? That he's saving up just for the chance to orbit the girl he wishes was his girlfriend?
Weird~
Any fembots want a daddy BF? 6'4", really hairy (full beard), bearmode body. Will treat you like my little princess (and discipline you when you misbehave.)
>>27023998
I would if you're 45+.
>>27023940
I have work.
I don't know his friend. I don't want to crowd up the house. She lives with her cousin's family. I have anxiety about living with someone else's family. I would be afraid of leaving the room when there are other people.
>>27022473
I do not give a single fucking shit about your gender.
Why must you out yourself as a female on an online image board? The reason I fucking hate '''fembots'' is because they have to include "FEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" in the robot, because THEY'RE FUCKING SPECIAL.
You are not special. You are a ROBOT. You are NOT a fembot. There is no such thing as a fembot because we are ALL robots. Do I say MALEBOT? I DO NOT.
>>27023998
>>>/soc/
You need to fucking kill yourself right now thirst fuck
can a fembot be my sugar momma gf, I'll clean your house and cook
>>27023984
But anon, I told you I'm really not a tranny! ;~;
>>27024050
How are you going to prove that
>>27022473
Fucking attention whore, GTFO. Omama
>>27022537
Because we men seem to become retards around women. You can go practically anywhere online and see just how retarded we get.
It's an active effort not to be affected seriously.
>>27024061
Proof when I get my money, anon.
>>27024042
>clean house and cook
>not be complete beta slave
Step it up
>>27024078
>Because we men seem to become retards around women
How is it our fault that you guys don't have self-control?
>>27024083
o-ok
I don't want to be tied up though
>>27023953
You're a total slut desu
>>27024079
I got tits for free orbiting another girl
Gonna have to be a bit better deal
>>27024078
That sounds like it's on us, not females. It's childish and spiteful to blame them for the actions of callous chads and thirsty betas. I think we should all agree to love only 2D and that way there is never any illusion that anyone will get laid on the internet ever.
>>27024109
There is nothing more pure then lusting after the man who made us.
>>27024104
>being this worthless
No wonder you'll never be a grill's house husbando
Get on my level normie
![UTBBo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5bQMhUl.jpg "UTBBo[1].jpg")
>>27022473
BE MY GIRLFRIEND
BLOZ
>>27023418
If you're a girl and you want to talk about your vagina why come to 4chan? There are plenty of other places on the internet where women can talk about their vaginas. I'm pretty sure there is a forum dedicated to that. Why come to a male dominated website to talk about vaginas? It makes sense to talk about your penis here if you're a guy because this place is mostly men.
>>27024125
so basically I fail at being a slave?
damn that's low. I think it's time to get addicted the meth.
>>27024122
Even my piss is purer, die slut die
>>27024022
>crying anime gif
I always feel a little sorry for the fembots who never had a real father.
>>27024149
>I won't do that femanons ;_;
Yes
>>27024095
Not saying it is. But that's where the reaction comes from. I try not to react oddly. But it's kinda tough because you can't really force yourself to act like you normally do because that's generally automatic. It's like every girl is your crush.
>>27024117
Yep. 2D solves all the world's problems. That's why I'm learning AI.
So fembots, why do you think we only want stacies? We don't. Most of us dont like Stacies. Is this just an attempt to pull a reversal on the "girls only want Chads" thing? Because it doesn't work that way.
>>27024158
Implying it's not a guy.
>>27024236
Why would a guy want a daddy boyfriend? Doesn't make any sense.
>>27022825
GIRLS, LISTEN UP
I'll take a semi-kuck, semi-redpill stance on this:
It's not so much that you had sex before. It's more that you are willing to give up yourself to fit into a role, due to lack of integrity, self respect, confidence.
If you had a boyfriend you legitimately thought would work out; fantastic. Learning experience about relationships. You came out knowing more about yourself and what you wanted out of someone else.
On the other hand, you may have been one of those fucking idiots who had no direction, idealized guys who were faggy as fuck and just tricking you into a relationship just so they could have sex. Or offer you more than what is reasonable for their age/ ability/ wisdom.
REALLY, it's down to integrity and intelligence from a consistent personality.
Everyone shifts/ changes as they grow, but typically, if you're intelligent, you won't make bold decisions until you've gathered enough information + confidence to do anything drastic.
When guys hear about a girl who in her teen years "didn't know what she wanted", she comes off as the type that is already going to parties, desperately trying to fit in, or simply aren't our type. Super social, very stupid, kind in all the wrong ways, and most definitely immature.
Not to imply virgins are smarter- it's just that "whores" are fucking idiots that no one wants.
And since people on 4chan are likely to never meet/ have sex with you, they're willing to chuck you under this all-encompassing title which reminds us of what we don't like, and removes that "I'm a girl" clutch you have.
I'll probably end up making a shitty "Am I a whore" qualifying chart or test or something to help confirm peoples' perception of you on here based of objective reality.
>>27024254
Have you ever heard of a thing called "trolling"? I heard it's pretty popular among kids nowadays.
>>27024231
I'm male.
I think it's that women compare themselves to others a lot and see their own 'flaws' (usually just normal variations, nothing particularly ugly) as disqualifying themselves from being good looking. It's plainly obvious that most aren't though. As soon as you get someone to post pictures they're not bad at all. And they probably read the response as us being thirsty. But personally I just want more because I get off on it.
Men are really just fine with anything except major deformities though.
how bad is fembot b. o? I like to imagine you all smell like rotten chicken soup
>>27022473
>they hate you as well just because you're an mtf tranny freak
ftfy senpai
>>27024291
>It's not so much that you had sex before.
No it's that they had sex before
I was a very thirsty when I was in highschool. However, since I was an only child and didn't play with any neighborhood kids when I was young, I didn't learn to socialize until highschool. Guys thought I was creepy or being too froward. They had good reason to find me creepy because I would cyberstalk guys I like if I could. I would find out their name and if they posted enough personal information on their social media, I'll be able to find out their class schedule. None of the guys I liked found out I stalked them, but apparently I had a creepy vibe that unsettled guys. Most of my friends were girls who were also into anime and manga. One of my biggest frustrations was not being able to masturbate. My house had no privacy. Parents didn't allow me to close my bedroom door. My bedroom was next to my parents bedroom and living room. If my bed squeaked or if I moaned, everyone can hear it. I was always in the mood to masturbate in the day time, but couldn't. I had to wait until late at night to finger myself. I would sit on the floor with my back against the wall opposite of my parent's bedroom so no one could hear me. I covered my mouth with one hand while my other hand was playing with my pussy.
>>27024373
That's hot
Poor thirsty fembots
>>27022996
>and don't know what to do
A solid first step would be to stop besmirching the divine image of that 2d girl with your filthy, vulgar utterances.
>>27024373
>creepy
Only if you were fat or had a horribly deformed face.
Otherwise, 100% of guys would find it cute/ endearing.
>>27022473
you could fix that by starting to hate us, senpai. Btw, I don't hate you for being a woman, i just don't like you because you make fun of me and would never date me.
>>27024373
....Fucking hell I know you probably have a bf
But because I'm a fool I'll ask anyway, contact?
>>27024291
No a lot of guys here are actually repulsed by the idea of not being her only experience.
Personally I agree for the most part but it's not about the sex at all its about the relationships. If you were always aiming to get a solid bf and you went to bars and only got guys who weren't interested in that then obviously you're not a good judge of character. If you went to bars without that intent and got the same results it's fine.
Same with divorces, crying over exes, getting back together with exes, being unwilling fwb etc. Especially single mom's aren't all that attractive due to this. Also you can't trust their intent at all right? They're heavily incentiviced to pretend they like you. That's a nightmare really, a long term commitment to someone who's just pretending.
>>27024429
I've never made fun of anyone anon-senpai.
>>27024446
>that weak baby dick
Back of the line kiddo
>>27023747
>And stop posting anime pictures, it doesn't make you seem cuter, it just makes you look like the attention seeking human trash that you are, and you're soiling the 2D perfection.
Seconded to infinity and beyond.
>>27024446
Jesus Christ, I've had crackers less dry than that.
Circumcision outlawed when?
>>27024450
Proof fembot
Surely you can prove this statement
>>27023607
please be in central europe
>>27024373
>cyberstalk
Yeah creepy as fuck. I have had two girls (separate instances, two at once would probably be a lot hotter than creepy) do this to me. It's sortof hot at first but then you realize that she's watching your every move essentially. It starts restricting you.
I had to close a lot of forum accounts and my myanimelist account. When she noticed she confessed and apologized but I just couldn't be friends anymore. It's so invasive to go looking for someone like that.
>>27024475
>>27024487
>Tfw the roachies fell for my trap
>>27024449
I'm the guy you responded to; yes, this exactly
You fleshed out my point better than me
>>27023799
underrated postoringaru comment
>>27024522
If some girl did this with me, she would have a fucking lifetime of backlogs to get an understanding of me
To be honest, I'd probably be happy with someone trying to piece together an image of what kind of person I am, because I hardly know myself. I'm not some kind of weeb autist either- just some weird cyborg who's very opinionated.
I'll probably post my fucking username just for shits and giggles
>>27024475
>>27024487
ROASTIE SLUTS EXPOSED
LEAVE NORMALFAG TRASH
You're utterly disgusting.
>>27022777
Yes. Saying this may be irony in a way, but I'm a woman. I just comment and post like anyone else here would. It makes me angry when other woman mention their gender to get attention, it makes all of us look bad.
We are anonymous here. This is where we are equal.
>>27024450
Wll, not you-you, but women in general find the idea of men humorous, and make fun of us. And I bet you actually have done it at least once, since it's women nature
>>27024533
Your prize is a mutilated penis.
>>27024595
It's not that good when it actually happens. It's like if you were filmed every waking moment of the day. When I was a kid I frequently imagined that (and that everyone got to read my mind with a 10 minute delay, freaky how you look for patterns, I actually got convinced at times) and perhaps that built up an unreasonable fear concerning this but I suggest you try it to find out how it feels.
>>27024622
>Tfw roach thinks that was actually muh dick
God i hate women! Why have god cursed me with being attracted to those evil cunts?
>>27024665
I know that feel
>Get a crush on a girl
>Imagine she's bugged me and has a video/audio feed on me at all times.
>>27024665
I don't know. A lifetime of no one caring about me, people misunderstanding me, and being a sort of egomaniac/ narcissist underneath because of a shitload of creative pursuits + successes online...
I kinda just want someone to recognize me already. Be fucking surprised to high heavens. And then drag their expectation down by trolling the shit out of them/ doing complete monotony in the real world.
I'm not too concerned with self image to one strange person. In fact, I'd probably want to see how much I can make them uncomfortable about my /edgy/ world views, and confront them in the real world through conversation.
>Losing streak in normie MP game
>Fuck up the grinding in SP game
>Still no-one valid replied
I just want to kick somethings head in then I remember I'm a pathetic midget
>>27024742
Be my midget gf and post cute babby feets
>>27024733
I fear that with everyone I know.
>>27024742
you can beat me up while I laugh at your weak punches
>>27024757
>>27024780
No you thirsty fucks.
>>27024446
Wow even my penis is bigger! (And not bone dry) Ty for making me feel better :)
>>27024787
bitch I just drank some dew, I'm hydrated
>>27024787
Post cute little feets now :3
>>27022473
Not really specific to fembots, but I'm a girl and this is a feel:
>feel really horny
>wanna get laid
>the thirst is obnoxious
>I was in hospital today and I couldn't stop thinking about sex
>value deep emotional relationships
>don't want to have one night stands
>know that if I did I'd regret it, feel depressed, become overly attached
I want some, but I want some with someone I care about. Unfortunately, there's no one in my life right now I could see myself falling in love with.
>>27024840
did Dr Chad make you wet?
>>27024840
Top fucking kekbe my pure gf to blueball
>>27024840
I know the feeling. I could easily find a guy who'd have sex with me. However, he'd probably treat me like garbage after. I want a relationship, not an impersonal hook up.
>>27024840
at least, you have some self control
>>27022790
I'll take you up on that my man, I'm a dude tho
>>27024840
FUCKING ROASTIE SLUUUTTTT
why do girls always expect to get pumped and dumped? most non Chads want to be in a relationship... so if you're constantly worried about being used for sex, obviously you're going after the wrong type of guys
>>27024840
Wait until you make a connection.
Since you're a girl, inherently you've got a billion connections and already-on-the-plate options. Most of which are guaranteed to make you feel unsatisfied + overly attached.
Use your rational side as much as you can and just masturbate the rest away for the meantime. Don't picture your ideal boyfriend, but what kinds of qualities you want them to have, what kind of person they might want to be with, and how you might grow together.
The "connection" aspect can be done with anyone. But it quickly turns into regret once flaws or stuff you didn't see at first start bubbling up. Or it's made clear you had misconceptions about them. (EXTREMELY COMMON)
>keep accidently peeing myself a little bit
>use panty liners but sometimes I can still feel the wetness and worry about smelling like pee
;_;
>>27024983
L O N D O N
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(please be my gf)
>>27024961
Because we always hear about guys pumping and dumping. Even here on /r9k/. Sometimes they even shame the girl in real life.
>>27022853
whoa same here but im a guy
>>27024876
No. But my mom kept making jokes about wanting him to "put her in the stirrups" and I was like please god made it stop.
>>27024893
This. I was in love with this guy, and I probably could have gotten him to enter into a friends w/ benefits scenario, but...no.
>told him no to sex/fwb
>stops calling me
>stops wanting to be my friend at all
>i still wanted to be friends
I try not to be bitter, but I do love that he rejected a potentially loving GF to chase after one night stands w/ Stacy, and then gets rejected because he's not chad.
>>27024983
>>keep accidently peeing myself a little bit:3
>>27025039
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>>27025039
>I try not to be bitter, but I do love that he rejected a potentially loving GF to chase after one night stands w/ Stacy, and then gets rejected because he's not chad.
This shit right here is a perfect example of the completely blind irrational and non-self-aware nature of the female psyche
