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Welcome to Chad: The masquerade. We're waiting for girls to reply. Welcome to suggestions.
>>27019626
Who eats that much meat and starch in one sitting? Where is the fiber?
>>27019649
Fuck fiber. Fiber is for fucking fags.
Monitoring
This is a certified original comentary
6'1 isnt tall enough anymore should have made him taller OP
>>27019649
Real Men, that's who.
>>27019626
>Japanese Animation
Autist detected. What Chad do you know that's actually into this?
>>27019680
We (me and neet housemate) have a few matches, but no one has messaged us yet, apart from one girl with blue hair and a baby that said "well hello" with a loveheart-eye emoji
>>27019712
would be too big and unrealistic
>>27019740
It's just a meme for you. Besides, a few extra little quirks would help him look more real. If he's completely perfect, no one would believe it. And it helps with "quirky" girls.
>>27019775
Add something to snare the golddiggers like "collecting exotic cars"
>>27019775
Is the baby mulatto?
>>27019775
be 6'3", trust me.
>>27019775
Fair enough. Now get to swiping right on some Stacies, I wanna see some hijinks.
>Japanese animation
dead giveaway OP
>>27019790
Would that not be a bit too perfect? We have a pic of him next to a nice car and also a picture of him in a penthouse hotel's pool.
Anything else we should change or add?
>>27019814
nah, white trash in the UK senpai
>>27019836
can't change it now, unless we delete these Stacies. maybe 6"3 is overkill. We'll change it once we get done with the current girls.
>>27019718
I always wonder what it's like to be a real man
>>27019679
My intestines don't fu ction well without it. I envy you who are able to eat as such
>>27019857
>Would that not be a bit too perfect? We have a pic of him next to a nice car and also a picture of him in a penthouse hotel's pool.
Ah, that's good enough then
I'm glad you made this thread. These fake Chad profile threads are the best. Thanks, friend
>>27019869
No problem, friends. Housemate is doing something first, when we're done, we'll start posting, since Tinder is on his phone and my phone doesn't even support it. Give us 5-10 mins and we'll start posting screenshots for you to discuss/tell us what to post.
>>27019626
He kind of looks like pic related.
You should pretend to be Belgian and use lines from his movies.
>>27019905
K... keep us posted.
postedbloxx
>>27019930
kek, any good quotes?
Remember everyone; these are northern british stacies.
>>27019930
>>27019626
Oh! Once you get the ball rolling, you should teach those roasties a lesson with some *martial arts* moves, if you get my drift.
>>27019626
>Chad: The masquerade
mild kek
>>27019983
Is that meant to be some sort of Low-Gen Nos?
>>27019963
>these are northern british stacies.
Are sheep able to use a touch screen?
>>27019963
Tbh now that I think about it, he really doesn't have any signature quotes that I can think of. If you've seen his movies, just talk like he talks.
You could mention something about being a master of "cloud karate" if you want, like he said in Street Fighter.
I would feel worse about this if there weren't retarded people scamming with staceybots
>>27020071
>feeling bad about playing stacies at their own game with fake profiles
You do know you're on /r9k/, right?
>>27020011
It'san anime girlfroma questionable meme ln/anime series based on 3,5. It's not related to WoD in any way, just the first ugly vamp pic that I found on my computer.
>>27020090
uh... by boosting their confidence?
>go on Tindr
>say I'm 5'11"
>am actually 6'3"
Manlets getting roasted t b h
>>27020160
You DO realise that eventually we either tell them the truth, or just slut shame them in character right?
>>27020212
>>am actually 6'3"
>am
Go back to primary school, illiterate
>>27020229
They will report you if you tell the truth.
You need to find an already existing profile that's well written with an ugly man on it, then swap pics.
>Or find one from a woman and swap picks with Chad anyway, to see if they even fucking notice.
>>27020236
>he's NEVER read a Dolan comic
I pity you, you sad little man.
>>27020254
>Dolan comic
I pity YOU, redditor
CAN ANYONE STOP CATFISHMAN?!
CALL THE POLICE! THE HUMANITY!
>>27019626
>mfw girls will have literally no issue with him liking anime whereas when I dare to say I read some manga sometimes and watch some anime all I get is disgusted looks
Fuck women
>>27020229
i've only seen sperging which is funny anyway so I don't really care.
>>27020278
Give us a sec lads, he's almost done. Weill start posting soon; Please be patient!!
>>27020278
You mean this faggot??
>>27020321
What an incredible bait. Also, you were right to 6'1" He doesn't look taller than that.
>>27020321
he looks like a faggot. original desu
Japanese animation a good touch imo - see how you can use it.
1) its not so out there.
2) maybe later in the conversation you can illustrate just how much you like anime (spoiler: too much)
Fwiw i am an ex robot straddling the line of chadom getting first msgs with my bio of ayyy lmao
>>27020340
What does that picture even mean?
where the fuck are the replies, OP
you said there would be chadfishing
>>27020378
>he doesn't know about feminism + atheism + elevatorgate
You should pretend to be a sperg to see if the girls get turned off.
>>27020388
It's right there you DOUBLE ROBOT
>>27020371
Yeah, as I said, it adds a touch of legitimacy.
Roll 5 to decide who we reply to and with what.
>>27020429
LOL. That's a slutty femanon right there.
>>27020429
Reply to Courtney
>>27020429
Rebecca and say "nice clown makeup"
Why do you even bother with these dumb tinder experiments when you already know the outcome?
>>27020429
Happy international women's day milady ;^)
To Courtney.
>>27020429
Reply to that purple haird Tumblr bitch, just start by flirting with her
>>27020392
enlighten me
bazinga
>>27020467
It's always entertaining.
>>27020475
ding ding ding winner
>>27020467
It's fun to put on a Chad mask and say whatever we want without getting blocked or deleted. We're essentially becoming Chads temporarily, or looking through a little window into what a Chad's life is like
>>27020429
Why the low res on the screenshot?
OP, you gotta make your screenshots bigger
We can't see shit
>>27020492
Man, I feel blessed by the very universe right now, let's uncover whether she's a femanon or not.
>>27020421
>>27020475
Seconded.
Muted for 2 seconds the creamy middles
>>27019626
Hmm. Maybe I should make a profile that says, "Fake pic, I'm just doing this for a few fun texts," and see how far it gets.
>>27020485
>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=elevatorgate
What the fuck is this desuoriginalfamalamadinobongo
>>27020429
So we begin
>>27020587
Just chilling here, chatting with a cute girl
>>27020587
I'm good, just looking for a meat pocket to slap around. You game?
>>27020587
Ha! Just call her a bot.
>>27020552
women are evil demons
will u lick my butthole :p??
>>27020587
Haha I'm great! I just got done watching a great piece of Japanese animation by the name of Boku no Pico. How are you doing?
>>27020587
What was that ffs, she sounds like a fucking bot tbqh senpai.
You should star using these fake chads to share r9k ideologies, women are more willing to accept they are stupid when a chad tell them they are.
>>27020587
You're fucking up there.
Don't use meme languaje you moron, the anime mention in your description was ok but you must text like Chad.
>>27020627
Roll 3 to choose what to say, or if you want to switch to a different girl
>>27020686
We could make them belive /pol/ level shit with a good profile, anon
>>27020587
I'll be honest. I'm into choking and violent fucking. I have a 7x6. Are you up to the task?
>>27020701
I was talking about you, you stupid bitch. Learn how to tank a fucking compliment. God damn skank.
>>27019649
>hasn't heard of steak and potatoes
Plz tell me you're joking senpai
Hey OP,
Lure her in and write the following:
I will be frank with you. I don't go out much. In fact, I am a pathetic husk of a human being. What you see is my body, the results of years of working out at the gym while listening to anime soundtracks (Ghibli is best :^) ). Anime makes me endure the pain that is my miserable existence. You might think "This guy has it all" - Well, this is not so. Ever since my parents died I have felt incredibly lonely, broken, and, yes, horny. I fap to futa hentai (Don't expect you to know this, and, frankly, please don't look it up, I am only telling you because I am god damned drunk and my shame has receded) almost daily.
I guess that I am one pathetic human being. Sorry for being so candid. What you see might not be what you get, but maybe you can overlook my flaws and just fuck my brains out? I could need a fixer upper.
Write this after luring her in and making her feel comfortable. I want to see what magicks chad can do.
I want to know what it feels like to not be able to do anything wrong.
>>27020701
new girl, this is going nowhere
>>27020701
Before we go any further, I want to tell you I am a devout Muslim. Is that OK?
>>27020701
Yea, I got a couple of tinder hoes I'm working on
>>27020701
tell her you're a big guy
>>27020701
"Naturally. I'll be honest with you though, I'm just looking for a no bs hookup. Maybe a regular casual thing. Don't want to lead you on or anything"
>>27020743
KEK
Guess someone is buying a hijab tonight
>>27020743
Winraroriginal post desu
>>27020781
Let's see if we can get her to convert, lmao
>>27020795
She looks like a feminist, so it would be pretty funny
>>27020701
I do talk to a lot of people - I am active on a few internet communities. Dont suppose you have heard of 'reddit'? :p
>>27020701
Of course I do slut. Look at my face. How's it feel to know you're just one of a million girls I'll ravage and drop like a sack of potatoes?
>>27020701
" I'll be honest here, I just created a Tinder to meet new girls and forget about Stacy, she was my cheating hoe girlfriend y'now. If you're up to meet we could cut the bullshit right now."
>>27020826
why do anons keep rolling without seeing the next reply?
>>27020826
are you trying to make me mad
>>27020826
What if she is browsing r9k at this very moment and looking at this very thread. We would be effectively getting BTFO. That "do you talk to a lot of people" line was somewhat insinuating of domination amigos.
>>27020737
We'll post this too to a random girl and see how that goes
>>27020743
winer, but she's retarded, we'll include more girls. Roll 2 for amy or roll 8 for courtney. roll 1 for random new girl.
>>27020875
>being this paranoid
Take your fucking meds anon
>>27020837
Reroll
Leave me alone fucking robot. Jeez
>>27020880
it means im a big guy
can you handle a big guy
>>27020880
how disapointing
>>27020880
It means I'm a Muslim you daft cunt
>>27020712
They will take the redpill the hard way
>>27020880
I want to see my 5" cock in your tight little mouth. ;)
then this girl.
We're also open to suggestions.
>>27021003
Reroll, desufam.
>>27020880
Hey are you aware of the marxist worldwide conpiracy?
>>27020880
"I believe in allah the greatest man alive"
>>27020880
I can't even read this fucking shit op fuck you
>>27020880
Link her to this thread if I get 8 and say. "This will explain everything"
>>27020880
benis in bagina???????
(((original))))
>>27019626
>japanese animation
you slipped up bro
>>27020888
I was just entertaining a thought anon, don't berude.
>>27020880
Send her this gif
>>27020880
"Hello. Would you like to come over to my place to browse reddit and eat chicken tendies?"
>>27021025
Your redpill is so big
>>27020880
>it means I can't eat pork, so me eating your pussy is out of the question
>>27020880
Tell her you want to take her for dinner lick a restaurant near her and don't show up
>>27021099
HOLYYYY SHIIIIIT
nice one.
>>27020880
i have a foot fetish will you let me sniffle ur feety
>>27020880
"My apologies if I'm intruding, madam. Do you collect images of a certain frog named Pepe?"
>>27020880
>It means I can't eat meat, I hope you don't have the same restrictions ;)
>>27020880
Are you ready for the truth?
>>27020880
i want you to wear a jihad when we are out in public
>>27021090
UUUUoriginal autismo baneposting
>>27021119
pEPE THE meme FROG
>>27020880
Look, I'm going to be Anne Frank with you. I want ya, and I always get what I want. So how about it? Me you and that sweet sweet butthole?
>>27020880
It's a fucking bot m8
>>27021110
Please do this.
Make /r9k/ great again
>>27020880
please let me tickle ur toes :)
>>27021099
except call it a hamsocket. also rolling for next girl, hoping for 2 digit iq this time.
>>27020429
>"Well hello <3"
>tfw you will NEVER get a message like this
>>27020880
Can someone roll a fucking 8 already!?!?!
>>27020880
It means this *Unzips dick*
>>27021132
amy get
for 8: i have a micro prenis i ho thats okay
>>27020880
The power of the 8
>>27021178
Correct the spellings: "I have a micropenis. I hope that's OK"
>>27020880
ARE YOU A FUCKING BOT OR SOMESHIT?! SPEAK WITH PERSONALITY GODDAMN
>>27021178
8 GET CONFIRMED
DELIVER FAGGOT OP
>>27021124
Fuck it, replying with this one.
Roll 4 for courtney
>>27021193
sorry man, too late. We'll say it to another girl.
>>27021146
This my robotic brethren
>>27021237
Only thing that's going to be waiting is your period bitxh
>>27021237
Im not used to wait, people wait for me most of the time
>>27021237
op you suck. I hate you more than this blue roastie.
>>27021264
well that was quick
fugkggkasd
>>27021284
this desu
boo
>>27021237
Well, we wouldn't want to keep a fine young lady such as yourself waiting, wouldn't we?
m'lady
>>27021237
>profile picture is him with a steak
>>27021237
women used to men making all the interesting conversation. fucking hoes
>>27021325
Holy shit I just realized that.
>>27021325
Thats the funniest part, she is a bot or a complete dumbass
>>27021325
this is chad, remember? he can get away with whatever the fuck he wants and bitches won't bat an eye
>>27021325
motherfucking quality kek
>>27021348
IT IS a bot
pretty obvious one
>>27021350
This, holy shit this. God I wish I knew what life was like on easy mode.
>>27021237
Why are girls so bad a keeping a conversation? She's just commenting on everything you say without actually adding anything.
>>27021253
Not a bot, just a boring, hopeless woman.
Also, sorry it's taking long guys, this is a two-man job and sometimes it takes a while for them to reply
>>27021264
winrar
>>27021284
so sorry :( We did what we thought would be best for the thread
>>27021407
This is how i got my first girl on tinder
Just add 10000 subjects and wait for the day
>>27021407
BECUASE IT'S A BOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27021368
How is it a bot? The replies seem pretty specific
>>27021419
haha just kidding, you alright man?
>>27021419
are you familiar with the frog pee pee and the feels guy??
>>27021419
mommy told me that when my peepee gets hard i should put it in a vagina
>>27021430
She's not a bot, she's just retarded.
roll 1
>>27021473
And forgot to assign a number to that one, roll a 2
>>27021325
Women are fucking dumb
>>27021518
This is actual dating in the magical world of chad
>>27021419
I have autism, but I have a 7.5 inch penis
That cool? It better be
>>27021518
rerolling this one t b h fa m ap ai aiaiaai iai
>>27021419
Lol dude AMY
DUDE AMY
PEEPEE IN POOPOO
*sucks thumb*
>>27021407
Because they never have to try
>>27021518
reroll this one
>>27021590
this desu ne senpaitachi-kun
>>27021532
Oops, forgot pic. Here it is. Also fuck the robot.
I'm a little disappointed by how you're handling this OP, you can do better responses.
Also it's probably more interesting if you add some of your own stuff instead of just asking the thread for replies.
Why the fuck are there bots on tinder?
For what purpose?
>>27021636
It it was a normie she would hav GTFO
>>27021645
Best responses from now on, then.
>>27021677
To bait dumb meatheads into giving away their credit card info
You should act like how you would usually and then you can tell if it's your looks or your personality, if you're going to be an absolute dick it's not a fair comparison.
>>27021419
>are you able to lactate? i have a strong urge to suck sweet nectar from your delicate nipples
>>27021636
You suck at trying to attract the opposite sex
>>27021645
This, the constant desire for validation and consensus shows you are a beta little bitch and not a alpha Chad. That is the true reason you can't wet a pussy
>>27021678
no, If it weren't a chad she would have unmatched already
>>27021636
did you only feel confident enough to post half your face?
>>27021325
oh my god, can't stop laughing
>>27021636
How can you be a little rude?
>>27021848
Kek, this one
Also look at cute new girl. She will never be mine.
>>27021927
Look at the size of that bitches melon. God damn her heads fuckin huge i wanna throw an olive or two at it and see if the orbit her massive fuckin brain housing group
>>27021927
EWWWWW what the fuck is that
*contracts autism*
>>27021927
God she's beautiful
>>27019740
Every Chad watches anime these days. Even my stoner roommate and his drug dealer. It's not even normie anime like One Punch Man, it's obscure shit that can only be accessed via Tor and 7 VPNs
>>27021325
not to ruin the fun bu I think muslims can eat steak, it's pork that is forbidden
She's fucking retarded, fuck her.
>>27022050
tell her that
>>27022023
They can eat most meats except porkand shellfish (I think)
It just has to be killed in a certain way.
>>27022050
Tell her to go ride a nigger dick then block her
>>27021927
wanna bang?
>>27022050
why do woman have problem with making coherent messages that get the point across?
Messaged Molly saying "wanna bang"?
And this is Courtney's reply
>>27021993
>>27021995
kekmamasaymamasamamakusa
fucking ayy lmao desu
>>27022196
message her senpai
>all these disgusting northern slags
Why did the vikings have to take all our good looking women?
It's fucking depressing senpai. 99% of all the women in the north of England are either single mums or trolls that got cast out from under a bridge to live in the human world.
It's THAT EASY
Man the bot angers me
>>27022176doing great cowboy keep it up 2071 is just round the corner
>the date you get this gal to bed desu
>>27021927
she's very beautiful, I wasn't going to drink tonight but I'm going to drink tonight. thank you
>>27022176
based
oregano
>>27022242
and women wonder why everyone who isn't a chad hates them
I don't even know why I opened this thread, now I'm just angry again
fuck this gay earth
>>27022242
damnn son
>>27022242
Send her to some location and don't show up
Someone talk to this girl, much nigga
>>27022242
Oh wow. Jesus fucking christ this is awful. Robots, I think I understand the depth of your hatred against Chads now.
>>27022319
nice nose
>>27022196
>De Montford
holy shit that's close to me
>>27022242
rrrrrrrrRRREEEEEEEEEEEE IT ISNT FAIR REEEEEEE
>>27022353
finesse her from chad
>>27022242
you can plan to meet her and never go
make r9k great again
>>27022396
Is this the verdict?
We still need something to say to big head girl and courtney, unless you wanna fuck her off. Also Amy.
>>27022242
pretend to be a bot.
Tell her all she has to do is to visit your cam site and vote for you.
>>27022319
Damn she's hot as lava
>>27022319
>using ebonics
>>27022319
nice original eyes
>>27022242
Yep. It's THAT easy if you happen to be Chad. No hope for the bot
>>27022319
You look like an investigative journalist for the Bosten Globe.
What is your bra size?
>no pics of grills
>screenshots of convo are microscopic
>autist content
Kill yourself OP
>>27022319
I wonder if she's smart
>>27020296
Most people dont really care about what you like. They care about who you are, including your looks.
If your worst enemy liked the anime it would still be your enemy.
>>27022581
nice meme
I need more replies btw
>>27022623
did u really like me?
>>27022623
send 'wanna bang' to everyone and go from there
>>27022704
this is boring, i think we need more bullshit, making women say weird stuff
>>27022704
doing it. Waiting for their replies.
>>27022623
I've encouraged a box of fruit loops
>>27022743
We say whatever the thread collectively decides on. Look at us as tools.
>>27022704
why we already have proven the rule.
Ere we go lads
Tfw irl I'm a 5"8.5 shitskin virgin
>>27022242
>wanna bang?
>sure
HOLY SHIT PIC RELATED IS REAL
>>27022743
if they say yes then reply with 'so you're easy then?' and the responses won't be boring
>>27022814
Oops, forgot the pics again like an autist
>>27022817
TOPKEK
chad magic is real
Opening conversations with "ayy gurl u want sum fuk" isn't interesting at all. I mean you don't have to reinvent humor but this is just dull.
>>27022817
>That means a couple of guys do it with almost all the women
Honestly, why even try? I mean, I look somewhat attractive, but I'm not even 5"9 and I'm Southern European. I'll probably be a virgin forever and my family will never understand why.
>>27022832
this is spodermen-tier conversations
>>27022832
Requesting a "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah" opening please
Megan says "Very forward" and Megan says "Classic"
>>27022866
>Southern European
try going to Poland or any eastern europe country. Trust me on this one.
>>27022898
"So that's a no?"
rhetoric
>>27022817
>literally 20/80
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>27022623
im deleting my tinder right now.
>>27022921
I wanted to ask a cute girl out from Poland, but I'm scared being a manlet will scare her off, even though she's like 5"2
Don't go down this rabbit hole OP
I lost my fucking mind doing this.
>>27022832
you're utterly retarded, you are supposed to fakechad for keks, not feels.
>>27022817
Fucking chads, how can normal looking guys evne compete?
>>27022970
Do it, show some romance flame my brother its all we have.
>>27023036
I don't think it's possible.
>>27022018
>it's obscure shit that can only be accessed via Tor and 7 VPNs
So you mean nyaa.se? Or tokyotosho.info?
