ITT: Fembots, describe your ideal *robot* BF
Robots who fit the bill, leave your contact for the fembot
a penis and not fat
>>27019389
anonne.shitposter on skype
>>27019389
That sounds like me. But I expect you to have a vagina and not fat.
At least 6'1''
Handsome face
Steady job
Career and life goals
Hobbies and interests
Friends (not a loner who will only talk to me)
I think that's it really
>>27019446
Why are you here, normalfag?
Leave and be with your own kind.
>>27019446
And what do you bring to the table for that ?
Kindly fuck off and kill yourself, OP.
>>27019389
And you.
>>27019419
And you.
>>27019444
And you.
>>27019446
This one is okay for this post only since it's a shitpost, but go shitpost on some other board anyway, angry virgin.
>>27019485
Off with you to wizchan as well.
Everyone else, fuck off to /soc/.
>>27019557
You back to /r/4chan for being this new.
>>27019585
I don't listen to tripfags
5'11
big hands
blue eyes
brown hair
good at maths
vagina
everyone, plz continue to keep posting in this thread to piss off this faggot. >>27019585
>>27019585
>Being so assblasted that you shitpost on shitty b8 threads
God damn, you are one sad piece of shit.
>>27019609
No sorry, I'm going to sleep. Do the following;
1. Turn on a trip (check http://4chan.org/faq/ if you don't know how
2. Act like a normal human being
Congrats, you are now derailing the thread unintentionally.
Good night and good luck, brave anon.
a vaginathis is originale
>>27019380
This isn't /soc/ but alright it's always fun to make lists
Ideal bf
>at least 145 IQ
>likes to be outside
>extrovert
>positive
>social
>funny
>Aryan
>kinda curly blonde hair
>blue eyes
>6'5 or taller
>attractive face and body
>strong
>sportive
>wants children
>goals in life
>creative
>talented
>intellectual
>competitive
>empathetic but not a crybaby
>loves me
>no glasses
>no inheritable diseases
>doesn't smoke
>doesn't do drugs
>doesn't drink alcohol
Robot bf
>at least 10 cm taller than me
>white
>not ugly
>intelligent
>not boring
>doesn't drink alcohol
>doesn't do drugs
>doesn't smoke
>>27019883
Top kek
>>>/soc/ normie
That's your containment board
>average robot's ideal gf: just someone who gets along with him and understands him
>average femanon's ideal bf: >>27019883
JUST
>>27019916
Ideal is not realistic and I also like girls, but strangely enough the only standards I got for a gf is that she is intelligent and loves me. She can be black, have a disgusting face and be 4'0 tall and I wouldn't care.
>>27020002
Truly women are niggers
>>27019883
>at least 10 cm taller than me
I wonder when females will realize this means nothing unless they actually give their height...
>>27020018
She's a dutch """""""""fem""""""""bot""""""""""" who's over 6'
>>27019916
It's probably bait but I've seen it irl
There's a good reason why society put constraints on women. We're now seeing their true nature. We're in uncharted territory and I don't give a fuck, society has no use for most men any more so just give up.
>>27020018
I'm 180 cm tall so like 6 ft I guess
>>27020002
>ideal is not realistic
For a lot of robots those two are the same I imagine. I would legitimately take a 4/10 tomboy over the hottest Stacey on the planet any day. Fembots never stop lusting for Chad but settle with the best they think they can get.
>>27019380
>accepts me for who I am
>doesn't try to change me into someone he can bring home to mom
>doesn't blame all his issues on feminism/women/trump/sanders/jews/his mom
>is open to receiving and expressing affection
>wants kids
>not a /pol/lack but not a shitskin either
>shares some interests with me
>doesn't make me barf when I look at him
>>27020106
Why do you think? Not wanting the best you can get is retarded.
>>27020122
That's great
And the fact that you can get it means you aren't a fucking robot
>>>/soc/
>6'5 AT LEAST
>Adonis face
>rich
>12 inch slong
I don't feel like I'm asking for too much
>>27020115
I fit that bill... Have a skype or kik? I'll leave mine if you do
>>27020122
I never said that I could get it though
>>27020115
>wants kids
Why do so many fembots want kids?
Tbdesu most attractive/successful people don't want kids
If I wasn't a failed normie I would be chad tier:
>6'2"
>square jaw, non-hooked nose
>8/10 face
>fit
>7*6" dick
>158 IQ
>CS degree
>100+k a year
But no women love me
>>27020115
>accepts me for who I am
Who are you?
>>27019380
>Fembots
There is no such thing.
>>27019585
You are just as bad as them.
>>27020235
Kill yourself you dumb /soc/ faggot.
>>27020235
>Why do so many fembots want kids?
Biological imperative, women are meant to reproduce younger.
You'll start fapping to the thought of impregnating women around your 30ies, then want children, not just the impreg bit at 40-something.
>>27019585
You should try going to wizchan. There's no orbiting or sex bullshit there.
>>27020273
Nah, I'm not having children. I donated a lot of sperm and then got a vasectomy.
>>27020337
Unless you are 40-something, you can't contradict my prediction.
Also, good on you for taking the responsibility. I don't want 'em either (at least not now) and a lot of women I've met go crazy on the pill. So if I get a gf (if ever, one day, maybe) I'll just have everything snipped and no worries ever.
>>27019603
why do robots hate doj so much? hes nice and his posts are kinda funny :3
>>27020568
Put on your trip doj *unzips dick katana* or else
>>27020619
not even.. >_>
if i was doj there would be a (you)
>>27020756
Nice photoshop skills doj
Did you learn how to do that on rebbit?
>>27019380
holy fucking shit what the fuck is wrong with this board this is like the 30th thread I've seen in 2 days that's giving yet more attention to "le fembots" meme, how retarded can you be to keep shilling this stupid meme?
>>27019557
I have a degree in English from a good university in the UK, and I went travelling after uni for six months so I am pretty open minded and interesting.
I'm the hottest out of the very few friends I have, I would say 8/10.
I'm just a robot because I am shy and watch anime and play hearthstone.
Don't be jelly you can't have me.
>>27020834
>I'm just a robot because I am shy and watch anime and play hearthstone.
Top fucking kek okay normie
>>27020834
Can't tell if 5/10 bait or legit
robot bf
good sense of humor
very smart
self-deprecating
not too self deprecating
non-white
non-chad
commie pinko
