I JUST lost my virginity to a prostitute, pic related, and i'm here to tell all the robots out there that SEX IS WAY OVERRATED. Got a bj before, we fucked in missionary, doggy style and she riding my cock, everything was delicious, and she was a sweetheart but masturbation feels way better to your cock than fucking, i jerked off to be able to cum.
Btw my porfmance was way better than i expected, i fucked about 20 minutes when i jerked off and came (she asked me to do it otherwise i think i wouldn't cum at all) so my time is great, i had no shame, no awkwardness, did everything right, fucked her good, i guess all those years of porn paid off after all.
AMA
>>27019353
Not only does your story seem bullshit once you got to the second paragraph, but obviously it won't be as good with a prostitute.
You have no connection, no real reason to be attracted to them other than their looks. You literally are paying for an interactive fleshlight.
I know the "sex is about love" thing is a meme, but at least knowing them before hand adds so much to the experience.
>>27019353
Hey guys, just ate some 4 day old mcdonalds and im here to tell you that food is way overrated. Dont waste your time trying to eat, its not worth it
>>27019411
I swear to god everything is true, i had never had full sex with a woman before today i did great, wich was strange because everyone tells you your first time is going to be horrible and awkward
>>27019353
Congrats anon, did take all precautions? eg. pill and condom, how did you deal with those? I'd like to date with a qt escort but I'm always worried about that kind of stuff.
>>27019353
Sex is overrated IMO. Its still tons of fun but the actual sex part isn't literally the best part of life as its made out to be.
Honestly the best part is "seducing" the girl and watching her be all over you. Picking up drunk girls at a bar or prostitutes does next to nothing for me. The sex is secondary to the ego trip power fantasy.
>>27019474
An escort is prob safer than the average slut unless you find a really ghetto one.
>>27019353
You weren't worried you'd fall in love which would result in inevitable heartbreak?
>>27019474
I think she takes the pill, idk, the condom and KY she had at her place, she kept putting some KY at the condom to prevent it from ripping. The bj was with the condom on too.
>>27019530
Nah, i am dating a girl i am liking, the prostitute was just because i couldn't wait any longer to lose my virginity and to at least have sex one time, to pick up the basics before i fuck my girl
>>27019353
Similar story here. A vagina is quite loose indeed. Sex is more like doing something funny with someone else, than a huge pleasure.
>>27019353
Do you think you're better at sex now?
I've been thinking of seeing one just to get some practice in case I get a gf.
>>27019741
You don't fucking need practice
It's impossible to be bad
People like to brag about their performance to sound cool and edgy to fit in
Damn. Fucked one for an hour, couldn't cum. Of course tequila was involved. Her name was Becky and she had a gap in her teeth so wide you could fly a plane through it (MH370 explained).
tl;dr banged my crush a year later. 1000X better. Still couldn't cum. But yeah not a bad $100 spent on not being a virgin.
>>27019537
Sounds safe, well the pill doesn't really matter unless the condom broke or something like that. Did you cuddle too by any chance?
>>27019353
You need to fuck more to enjoy it and probaly with some one you didn't pay for imo
>>27019706
When the women is into you or your quite big then they get really tight like sometimes painfully so as is the case with my gf.
>>27019411
Dude not very one ends in seconds on there first time I couldn't get off at all the first 8-9 times I fucked
>>27019353
>AMA
Okay.
Why don't you GET THE FUCK OUT YOU PIECE OF NORMALFAG SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>etc
>>27019806
this is the dumbest shit i've ever heard.
