>be complete failure in almost every regard
>start seeing some of these /fit/ posters and redpillers and stuff
>buy into it a bit as some of it makes sense, but generally just start acting WAY overconfident like i'm invincible, making sure i sleep right, eating more and working out a little
>instantly everyone at work starts treating me better and for the first time ever i actually get to go over to a qt's house to smash
>dick wouldn't work
>lie there for about 20 minutes in complete fucking awkwardness
>talk about depressing shit for an hour or two in her bed then leave
>all of my false bravado and personality fades away and i pretty much just want to curl up into a ball and die
>have completely fucked up my bulking diet, lost all motivation to 'alpha up' and have spent 30+ out of the last 48 hours in bed feeling like shit
FUCKING DICK WHY CANT YOU JUST WORK AHHHHHHHHH
oh and i work with this girl too.
How fucked am i?
Maybe you're just gay, idiot.
>>27015527
>buy into it a bit as some of it makes sense, but generally just start acting WAY overconfident like i'm invincible, making sure i sleep right, eating more and working out a little
So, how long did that last for?
>>27015538
nah, the girl was hot as fuck
i guess i was just nervous or what ever.
i think i've ruined my dick/mentality from years of porn and fapping like 2 times a day.
i tried to nofap and then fapped literally moments before she texted me that she wanted to come over.
so i like a dumbass went anyway assuming it would work.
it did not.
welp there goes my chance of smashing her again. rip.
>>27015554
a couple of months i guess, i put on a tiny bit of weight but in general just being way more confident loud and positive worked wonders for me, i had multiple approaches but even guys were treating me more like a 'bro' and stuff like that.
but it's 100% fake and super tiring.
>>27015527
>dick wouldn't work
99.9999% chance you've been spanking it too much to porn and you need to lay off.
You'll be fine. I had the same problem, it's not the end of the world.
>>27015691
What kind of porn do you look at, anon
>>27015818
over the years literally fucking every degenerate fetish you could think of.
for the last 6 months however i've purged as much of it as i can so mainly just pov blowjobs and stuff.
i need to just cut it out all together clearly.
the reason i'm so worried though is because i've had 4 sexual encounters in my life which go as follows
>16, first 'gf' discovered what phimosis was when i pushed my dick like a quarter into her and felt really sharp pain, again really awkward as i just lay there and told her i couldn't fuck her.
>4 months ago, after a club night out i got dragged to by my only friend, first try of me trying to alpha up so to speak, get taken home by some decent qt, couldn't get it up, was pretty smashed though, so eh
>3 weeks ago, with the girl from work, absolutely utterly plastered, like dying, went back to hers, got it hard fucked her for a bit but flopped and literally passed out
>she gives me grief about it at work in a jokey way so i say hey we should try it sober sometime and you'll see
>op post happens, so this is the SECOND time i've failed this chick and i dont even have an excuse
K I L L
M E
P L E A S E
>>27015527
as someone who is one year further down the line than you
it's just a small mistake
use it, just like you should be using all of your mistakes
learn from it and know that because of your mistake, in the current moment you are now a better and more capable man than before this happened
>>27015919
pro tip op. just go vulnerable. it doesn't matter if she ends up leaving you or not being attracted to you. just play the part of attractive beta who needs a woman to teach him the ways of sex. i speak from experience
if it doesn't work it doesnt work, who cares
>>27016501
not gonna work
she's fucking 5 years younger than me lel
and as part of the whole being way overconfident thing i've obviously sold myself pretty hard so doing that would just fuck me up more
>>27015965
i guess you're right.
i'm still so fucking embarassed though
and i guess like
emasculated
AHAHAHA faggot
Enjoy fapping in the corner while I take your bitch
>>27015691
>a couple of months i guess, i put on a tiny bit of weight but in general just being way more confident loud and positive worked wonders for me, i had multiple approaches but even guys were treating me more like a 'bro' and stuff like that.
How do I do this
>>27017000
if you really want to take advice from this kind of fucking failure then i guess i can tell you
>>27016997
no matter how much of a failure i may be, i never felt the need to adopt a title to make myself a special snowflake on an anonymous board of the most pathetic people in the world, so i'll always have that going for me :)
thanks for the perspective
>>27015527
so she actually stayed with you in the bed and you talked about "depressing shit" with her? you both sound like gay emos desu
>>27017069
i do actually like emo music quite a lot thanks.
but nah short version is i was a huge faggot when i was a teenager and cut myself a lot so she saw the marks and asked what they were so i told her. Then she just started talking about her life, me mine etc.
which was a complete fucking mistake because she was supposed to just be a plate and someone i don't care about.
>>27017043
>if you really want to take advice from this kind of fucking failure then i guess i can tell you
Yes, tell me. I'm going to try to keep the charade up longer than you did
>>27017000
if you mean being more overconfident positive whatever you basically just have to act like you're a fucking parody of yourself almost. You'd be suprised what people believe, i mean you have to tailor it to yourself a bit, no offence but if you're 300 pounds and neckbearded then don't go telling stories about how you smash girls left and right
Basically i just make a lot of dumb jokes about awesome i am. It sounds really bigheaded and that's kind of the point, as long as you layer it with subtle irony. Also being audacious with what you say.
couple of examples that are probably too specific to me but whatever
>girl at work complains that she cant really get laid because she dosen't go out enough and noone approaches her, so i just tell her to her face, i'd fuck you, lets go, right now. To which she got all blushed and shit and kind of giggled
In general it's just making your everyday sentences better. Like rather than walking into work and just saying 'hi' like i always used to i'd just make more of an effort, just be super interested and then make a whole load of shit up you did that weekend to make you seem interesting.
It's kind of hard to describe really the only thing i can advise is watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5EZCHbu6tQ
and talk to girls with the mentality that there is no WAY they wouldn't fuck you. Then you can start saying the dumbest shit and get away with it.
>>27017377
too add a bit, you have to fully commit to this however, if i get into the idea of making physical contact early, like you have to COMMIT.
if you're out drinking or whatever and like fling your arms round a girls shoulders, give her a hug whatever that's fine, if you're putting your arm around her but kind of thinking oh god not too tight ooh hoverhand they sense that shit and you literally get 'creep' boxed immediately.
also don't fall for the 'every women get's annoyed when you say bad shit about women meme' i frequently talked to girls about how i had this girl here and this girl there but i don't really like them, just wanna fuck around etc, and they fucking ate it up. (half of them were made up lel, the hardest part is thinking of names)
it's hard to be concise so to sum up
put more effort into embellishing your conversations, even add a flirtatious edge
>Example 'Hey' becomes 'hey [name] how's it going, i haven't seen you in X did you miss me?' or something gay and flirtatious like that
be psychotically confident even if you have nothing to back it up just act like you're invincible and there's no way whoever is talking to you wouldn't want to be your bro/fuck you (if you get good at this you can convince girls that are way out of your league to think they're working to fuck you and not the other way around)
>have no fear whatsoever
>become a master of bullshit
this is just what i do btw, so someone telling me i'm full of shit could be 100% right. This is just what worked well for me
>>27017491
oh and final thing to remember
girls realise that they have the in demand product (vagina and the social kind of pat on the back that goes with being man-that-can-acquire-vagina) so they know they basically have the power
my personal belief on why so many women fuck so few men is because the men that don't give a fuck about that power, or at least put that impression out makes them interesting.
Girls who see you trying to be all alpha or whatever will often try to shit test you, prick your ego whatever, and you cant get all defensive or sling mud with them, the best thing i've dealt with it is to just be EVEN bigger than it, or play it of as a joke, but not a joke that makes you a bitch.
Like i was hitting on some girls and then the ugly one was like to her friends ' oooh check this guy, thinks he's a real player'. now what i wanted to say was fuck off cunt i want to fuck your hot friend and i'm putting up with you because of that but instead i just said 'ah you know i've been known to , you're telling me you wouldn't?'
most of the time they wont want to get into a drawn out thing but even if theyre like, i wouldn't actually, just be like 'your loss'
you HAVE to maintain the power in these sort of things so you have to be willing to give up on a girl in an INSTANT. If she knows you really want her specifically she will fuck you about. This is NOT advice on how to get a specific gf. This is just how to make yourself more desirable. You have to be willing to tell the ones who aren't onboard to fuck off (more politely than that) and just move onto the next one.
>>27017102
you both sound like fucking emo faggots
I want you both to kill yourselves
tell her I think she should kill herself too
>>27017618
have you never spoken to anyone about your feelings or stuff that is happening in your lives?
i don't mean like 'noone undestands my angst' i mean like, being sad someone you know died, parents divorcing, being poor, like actuable tangible problems
>talking about your problems with someone is now emo
>>27017377
>>27017491
>>27017601
Thanks, fampei. I'll try this shit, but I'm a sperg so I'll probably fuck it up
>>27017693
hahahahahahahaha you sound like such a gay em faggot right now
holy shit
tell that girl I think she should kill herself
you already know I want you to do it
faggot
>>27017753
cant think like that man
you'd be suprised how easy it is
obviously if you want to actually figure this shit out you can go read red pill or whatever but i didn't do any of that i just decided i didn't give a fuck what women thought any more since i'm better than all of them and that overconfidence works
>>27017864
aite senpai
have a you
>>27017902
fucking kill yourself you and that whore are just taking up space holy shit you kids are pathetic
ITT: jealous manchildren
Can confirm what OP is talking about, not the faulty dick part, but the acting alpha until you are. You just have to think you are the absolute shit until other people do as well. And this eventually builds up to the point that you genuinely believe that you are a fantastic human being. Simple tip is just to act cool calm and collected in all situation. Not to the extent that you come across slow or retarded, but just measured and confident. Slow everything down a bit and you'll find that you're often in charge of whatever situation is ahead.
WARNING:this advice is only relevant to failed normies, robots need not reply
>>27018048
>ITT: jealous manchildren
keep telling yourself that loser
