My dream is to have a mommy gf.
Same.
My other dream just came true and it will make it easier to find a gf but it doesn't change how spergy I am.
>>27015152
What kind of mommy gf do you dream of?
>>27015450
Either a really short one or an amazoness that'll let me lay down and suck on her tits while she jerks me off
I'm living that dream
That feeling when mommy gf, it's pretty great
I want mommy girlfriend to peg me
>>27015450
OP here. Amazoness like the other dude said sounds great and all. Asian sounds nice but not necessary. Want to be made to suck her tits and do what she tellls me to do and I have to call her mommy
>>27015478
>>27015504
How do you find a mommy gf. Pls give advice
>>27015478
Greentext onegai.
>>27015152
Homura is really dumb for trying to kill herself that way, she's just going to spend about 5 minutes bleeding out and regretting her decision before finally dying.
>>27015558
she wasn't trying to kill herself
How to find mommy gf???????????
What does a mommy girlfriend do to you? Walk me through a fantasy
>>27015152
>tfw am mommy gf to a cute little /r9k/ poster
Feels good when he humblebrags about me to you guys, desu.
>>27016197
Lets me live with her, lets me (or makes me) suck her tits every day, I have to do what she tells me and I have to call her mommy. Sex can involve pegging and her jerking me off while she holds me and I suck her tits.
>>27016241
Are you in real life or just on here?
>>27016241
How do you find one though??????
>>27016271
We are dating in real life, yes.
>>27015509
The one pegging looks familiar, who is she?
What's a mommy gf?
>>27016369
No idea actually. Here's one with an actual guy getting pegged
>>27016291
>>27016241
Fuck you whore and your normie bf ;_;
>>27016473
He's not a normie. I would hate myself if I was with a normie. Don't insult my little qt.
>>27016487
>has gf
>comes here and rubs our miserable noses in it to make me kill myself sooner
Normie by definition mommy gf or not
>>27016487
Do you sit on his face?
>>27016508
He's just happy is all. Why are you so bitter? You do know that mommy gfs aren't attracted to bitter little shits?
>>27016508
You should be happy for him, he's living the dream
>>27016241
>>27016291
>>27016540
it's this roleplaying fag again
>>27016533
Not enough desu.
My dream is to have a gf.
>tfw i don't have anyone to be a mommy to ;_;
>>27016557
Solid dream friend. Solid dream.
>>27016540
>bitter!11!1!!
I'm sick of this meme
Of course I'm bitter he rubs my nose in the fact that I'll never have what he has
I have never even once had a friend, I don't need some normie bragging about his gf
>>27016542
Good for him
That doesn't mean he needs to be an obnoxious cunt and rub it in my face
>>27016573
Literally no one cares you pedophiliac homosexual. Go back to /tv/ or /lgbt/.
>>27016574
You can always choose not to read content that leaves you feeling bitter and depressed.
>>27016599
And he can always take it to the boards that aren't the depressed virgin loser boards
>>27016573
>Wants mommy gf
>orbiting a man
Which is it?
>>27016570
You're in the right placeunless you're a trap/tranny
>>27016570
Can you be a mommy to me? I'd like to hear just one thing. Please be mommy girlfriend to me
>>27016643
Of course not, degenerate abominations cannot be mommies!
>>27016625
Or you can fuck off. 90% of this board revolves around making women feel like shit. I hope I trigger you, cunt.
>>27016599
okay
>>27016628
Both?
>>27016746
90% of this board revolves are faggot traps and tfw no gf, tfw horrible anxiety, tfw wanna fucking shoot myself in the head because my life is nothing but misery
>>27015152
>no mommy nadine to tell me everything will be alright
>>27016746
>90% of this board revolves around making women feel like shit
that's a pretty retarded thing to believe you white knight boygina
>>27016769
>he doesn't have a mommy gf
What a loser
>>27016763
>Both
So are you hypergamous or delusional? Pizza won't mommy anyone, he'll just beat you and make you suck his dick while truthfully calling you a Faggot. And that's not a kind of play, that's called an abusive gay relationship.
Why do i bother, you've already spent your own fucking real money trying to make him love you.
>>27016801
I hope you realize that people like you are the reason anyone hates women on this board
>>27016704
I would like to be, do you have some sort of contact information?
>>27016826
alright. sorry i guess
>>27016840
>monogamous deviant fetish poster
>why anyone hates women
I thought it was because 9/10 girls always choose Chad / aren't virgins
>>27016879
Nice strawmeme
>>27016850
I'd like to have a trial on this board first. Maybe I'll get hooked. Say something a mommy would say
>>27016879
No, the bitter "men"eunuchson this board love 9/10 girls and don't mind being cucked by them, but at the same time hate any woman lower than 9/10 regardless if she is monogamous or has similar interests! ^_^
>>27016928
>making demands
>of a mommy
wew
>>27016954
Just one demand. Free trial period
>>27016954
>not having flimsy willpower and sometimes letting your rebellious bf manipulate you into doing things because you just want to make him happy
>>27016945
i would literally date any woman who was nice and smelled nice and legitimately liked me
>>27017023
Daddydom general is that way buddy ---------->
>>27016945
>somebody on /r9k/ called an average looking women ugly and now I hate all of them
You're as bitter as anybody, sugar
>>27017041
>wanting complete totalitarian control over your bf instead of integrating your dominant position with caring and pampering
you should go to the daddy thread desu. you just want to be a daddy with boobs
>>27017114
I want to be the bf
>>27016945
>That feel when I treat better looking women harsher because they're more prone to be heartless cunts.
There are a few 10/10 that are genuinely sweet girls though, they're always taken by the time I meet them.
>>27017008
Sorry for cucking you out of you "free trial" anon
>>27017356
Are you a guy?orridginol
>>27017399
Yes
She never bothered to reply to you because of me familam
I dreamt about getting gangbanged by a whole gay family
>tfw mommy spanks your strong ass until it's hot to the touch, bruised and raw because you've beengood
>>27017569
TeII us more anon
Make a thread about it on >>>/soc/
>>27016850
I want that. You can add me on Skype if you want: a.name313
>>27017591
>/soc/
I have no desire to post pictures of mommy and I, to meet others or facilitate those actions by others.
So why would I go to soc?
>>27017665
Because that's the board for normies
/b/ works too
quick question for you guys, although i'm pretty sure i already know the answer
how many of you "mommy gf" guys had an overbearing protective mother and/or no strong male role model in your lives
>>27016599
Just because you have it good doesn't mean you have to be so insensitive. Get off your high horse.
>>27017697
Isn't the opposite more likely? Distant and uncaring mother who did not give them enough attention.
>>27016197
Don't be gay.
>>27017697
Where does abusive dad and aloof mother fall in there?
>>27016599
You're going to regret rubbing your happiness in someone else's face some day. If you haven't already regretted it. Although I know you have, Katie.
>>27017697
My mother was passive but provided plenty of comfort and I had plenty of strong male role models, especially through sports.
>>27016945
You are mistaking male mentality for the one of your own gender. How stupid are you? Women date upwards, men date equal or downwards.
I always wanted to be a little boy and lay my head on her lap and call her mommy and have my head pet while nursed from a milk bottle, and fighting my sleepy heavy eyelids to stay open so i can look at my beautiful mommy.
I'm turning 26 soon though, soon i won't be able to be a little boy anymore, and i'll be type-casted into the daddy role.
my dream is to have a best friend drinking buddy gf
I don't think dominant, even gentle/lovingly dominant women can really be a thing 2bh.
It seems like something you'd have to subtly trick a girl you're already with to do it for you.
>>27018234
This anon >>27017600
found one
>>27016850
M-mommy? ;-;
skype: daandro
>>27018244
She's probably just kidding herself. Adding girls from here on Skype rarely works out, usually they stop responding before any real discussion happens.
Maybe there are some truly against-the-grain chicks that are into this sort of thing, but considering most "femanons" on /r9k/ are failed normies, I doubt they're in this niche.
>>27018371
What about this >>27016746
cunt
>>27018371
I met a pretty cool chick from r9k.
Just leave your contact info everywhere like a thirsty faggot, and pretend to be sane.
>>27018468
But I want a gf that'll put up with me being fucked in the head
>>27017727
I didn't think this through very well, alright, just fall into my stereotype please.
>>27018876
I can't really change the way my parents "raised" me anon
Or the fact that want a qt mommy to jerk me off while I suck her tits and she calls me a good boy
>>27018918
Doesn't sound like much when you put it that way 2bh
>>27019074
See it's not too bad :3
>>27015152
No you don't
>have robot roommate
>eventually listens to pua and gets hot gf
>she realizes he's a filthy pua and breaks up with him
>he slips into insanity
>really hot girl starts to take a liking to me because of pity
>really enjoy her company, she acts sorta like a mom, takes care of me, helps me study, cooks, etc
>she helped get my roommate kicked out
>she doesn't stop being so caring, and it's starting to become annoying
>she's extremely overbearing and I just want it to stopI also think I've fallen for her
>>27020641
just give up control anon.
>>27020641
I literally want all of that stuff
If anything I would feel guilty for being so reliant on her
>>27020641
>slutty mommy gf
>had one chance at life
>got a GF who wants me to be a daddy dom when all I wanted was a mommy gf
Life is hard.
>>27020709
Idk man, I'm just going through that "why me" phase. I'm pretty sure Chad gives her way better dick than I ever could, and she regulars the frat parties.
I guess I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth, but that's exactly how Troy fell
>>27020873
>normie complaining to losers who've never even held hands with a girl that he has a gf
>>27021031
That kind of nurturing gf doesn't appeal to you? that sounds like a jackpot to have someone who cares so much about you imo desu
>>27021047
I'm still a virgin bro, calm down. I know your pain and suffering. I'm a robot too.
>>27021113
>has gf
>robot
Not at all
>Tfw not a house husband
>>27021156
>That fucking feeI when
>>27021113
If you have to defend yourself and say "I'm a robot", you probably aren't.
Why would you even want to be? For some retarded sense of camaraderie? You're free. Be free. Don't stay here.
>>27021156
>tfw almost positive that I'll end up stranded married to a house husbandinstead of an actually creative guy who wants to be ARTISTIC with me.
>>27021318
By artistic you mean spouting pseudo-intellectual nonsense and ironically retro pixel art? Why would you want to marry a teenager? You know that's illegal?
>>27021318
How do I marry you?
>>27021318
>She can't have an artistic house husband
Why?
>>27021318
I trust you're aware that being with a creative person typically isn't easy. Every artist/budding author I've met ends up having some weird issue. I say this as a wannabe author who gets under the skins of my close friends easily.
>>27021632
>wannabe author
Never gonna make it bro.
Published author here, your shit is probably boring and cliche that has been done better a hundred times before.
>>27021711
>that "published author" anon who can't stop patting himself on the back on /r9k/
stop posting
>>27021711
I am keenly aware of these facts. What's your published story/novel about?
>>27021751
Sphincter
>The story of one down on his luck author who can't seem to get his had out of his ass
>>27021749
Success breeds jealousy :^)
>>27021751
I write Gay Erotica. It's easy, makes me a good living and you'd be amazed how many female fans I have (not that it matters to me, I do write GAY Erotica)
>>27021835
>I write Gay Erotica
>>>/lit/
Man, I seriously get some bad vibes everytime someone does the whole hitting on the female thing on r9k, but ok.
>>27021365
I obviously don't, typical anon's wild assumptions.
>>27021374
Become one with the universe.
>>27021400
Because being a musician denies the possibility of being a house anything really. Even if he was a video artist and had to edit at home or some shit. You're automatically not a house husband or housewife for that matter.
>>27021632
It isn't easy for me, I don't expect it to be easy for anyone and I haven't met anyone for whom it was easy. That being said, there are people who get out there and do what they want to do and fulfill themselves and then there are those that get lost. Still though anon, I don't get the whole point of your information, I think I'm missing your point is what I mean.
>>27021877
/lit/ is an alright board, but it's a little too circle jerky for me and this is coming from a guy who participates in literal circle jerks.
>>27021935
>musician
wew trashstill let me be your house husband/live in maid
>>27021835
Potential trolling aside (and I do think you're trolling), that genre and the other erotic ones are indeed some of the best to make bank on if you're a halfway decent writer. Faulkner supported himself by writing erotica when he was in Paris, I believe. People lap up lewd stories, just look at how popular good writefagging threads are.
>>27021797
I-I'd like a signed copy, anon.
>>27021951
>/lit/ is an alright board
>>>/his/
>>27021978
Nope, fuck you, get out, etc. Implying I'd provide for someone who wouldn't evenu n d e r s t a n d m y a r t.
At the very least you'd have to worship my ability, so goodbye.
>>27022015
Depends on the instrument you play
Choose a good one
>>27021983
What's your P.O. Box? I'll send you a novel. How do you like your gay sex? Masculine? Passionate lovers? Girly boys/traps?
>>27022008
I prefer /hm/, anon.
>>27022075
I just directed you there anyway anon
>>27020751
I'd only be slutty for my baby boy, is that wrong?
>>27022100
No, but that's different than the slag that anon was talking about
>>27022043Instruments are easy to understand and being good at it is only about repeating the same shit over and over everyday and there is nothing that amazing about being able to play one, just saying anon. There's literally nothing really that amazing about doing the same shit everyday.
Sound design, synths, mixing, mastering. Overall music production.And I guess singing, which counts as an instrument.
>>27021935
What sort of music do you make? got any samples?
>>27022111
>singing counts as an instrument
Then why don't they ever have it in instrumentals?
>>27022129
Incredibly infallible statement indeed anon,fucking get out.
>>27022124
I don't want to share it on a burmese tapestry forum tbqh anon.
>>27022153
>fucking get out.
It's alright to be bested by your husbando once in a while anon :^)
>>27022048
I'm on /r9k/, mate. I'm obviously into traps. You're not getting my P.O. box, though.
>>27022153
I feel you. I'm also a musician but I don't want to post my shit on here because i'm pretty self-conscious about it. I noticed you mentioned synths, what synths do you own? I have a Korg Poly-800 and an Arturia Microbrute
>>27022179
Post faglord
Let's here something good
Or did you make this abomination?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDJFG3YpAwc
>>27016792
>making women feel like shit makes you a white knight
?
>>27021318
I'll be a creative house husband for you
>>27022199
No I didn't make that, and I'd really rather not post. I'm probably going to remove the only thing I have out right now actually, I hate it now. I'll post someday when I make something that I think is good, sorry anon.
>>27022179
I'm not self-conscious really anon, I just don't want people to have access to that kind of personal information. Anonymous etc. That's the whole point of this thing.
I have a Korg R3, but mostly I do sound design on a DAW, I use ableton the most and have controllers and stuff. All good to go for live shows etc.
>>27022255
Ah so a very electronic sort of style, that's cool dude. I'm one of those analog hipster faggots. I own FL studio but I'm too dumb to make anything that sounds good on it tbqhwyf
>>27022111
It takes effort to do the same thing everyday though tbqh
>>27021318
What's wrong with having a cute husband who takes care of your house and worships you :3
>>27022329
Whelp, I guess you can call it electronic, but it sounds about as organic as you can get it to sound. It's not hard to use a DAW, also, I use a shitton of softsynths obviously. Gigantic sample collection blabla. Don't fall for the hipster analog supremacy meme anon.
>>27022387
But it sounds so warm, anon. The analog devil tempts me with its alluring fat booty timbre.
>>27022379
I enjoy the worshiping but, taking care of a house isn't that hard anon. Really isn't even justifiably hard enough to have one person doing fuckall the whole day except clean it. What the hell is there to clean that you can keep yourself busy for an entire lifetime? We all know you just want to have a mommy gf that maintains your gaming/weeb lifestyle. And for the life in me, I'd sooner tell you to quit your job and pretend that I'd genuinely support you to then dump you than deal with your bullshit childish personality and low IQ argumentation. Mommy gf is synonymous with Sugar Daddy for all I care.
All in all, I have a tendency to only meet (and fall for) submissive nerds who don't even have any purpose in life. Which is why I posted here.
>>27022360
It doesn't take as much effort as it takes that you either started from a young age and are now used to the routine or that you're not a mentally active enough human to have any sort of ideas popping about. It's not even a matter of being focused, it's legit just doing the same shit over and over. The admirable thing, I guess, are the people that then create amazing music with them. But that's way more than just knowing how to play the guitar, it's as next level as it gets to have a good and personal sound to your guitar. Takes some serious talent to choose the right pedals and what not to generate your own thing.
>>27022549
>What the hell is there to clean that you can keep yourself busy for an entire lifetime?
Be a maid for other people :^)
>>27022476
I understand anon, it is a good warm enveloping timbre with all sorts of woody textures and airy feels. But it's not going to make you good.
>>27022170
Missing out on a free book, but suit yourself.
I wonder how many robots get off to my trap fics, I have a few short stories available for free that I shill on r9k every once in a while.
>>27022588
>Implying I wouldn't spend most of my time outside of the house making things happen and getting money into the household, possibly not even setting foot home for months at a time.
Unless you were whoring yourself out as a maid and bringing home the big bucks, then no. In which case I'd have to be able to fuck whoever I want to as well. Literally no benefits to this situation.
>>27022642
>possibly not even setting foot home for months at a time.
wew sounds like what I plan to do irl since mommy gf's aren't realtrain conductor
>>27022598
Of course it isn't, that's why I'm bad. But I like it senpai. Plus old synths are really aesthetic
>>27022670
TOP KEK
My laptop's keyboard is better than that
>>27022659
Get to it. Or you could always go to Japan and have a go at being a host. Pretty sure you'd find not one mommy gf, but a shitton of them.
Go back to making "music" with the high-pitched queefs coming out of your loose cunt, roastie.
>>27022687
>wanting a flat faced gook
No thanks
>>27022670
I do use a softsynth version of the Poly 800 sometimes anon. Meanwhile, we have the same loop station.
>>27022549
Ah, are you explaining the difference between knowing how to play an instrument and being able to create something with an instrument?
>>27022688
Oh fuck off, go choke on a dick that your mommy gf told you to suck so she can tape it for her future needs.
>>27022711
Well, I hope you understand that it is an excellent way to get into this kind of relationship though. It was good advice.
>>27022713
Oh that's cool senpai. Yeah... I want a new loop station desu, gonna make one sometime. I would use all of these synth patches for DAW and stuff but I just use live instruments mostly anyway and I just don't make the sort of music that necessitates a lot of DAW functions except some mastering. And I'm putting together a physical studio rack too. There's just something about turning knobs mang
>>27022762
>Well, I hope you understand that it is an excellent way to get into this kind of relationship though.
I'm not physical attracted to slopes at all
Pretty shitty relationship if you ask me
>>27022746
I guess, if you sum it up, that's what I'm describing. It's more than just that, it's also the difference between being a relevant and good player and just another average joe who plays the guitar.
>>27022762
Lmao, no skill whore getting mad
"I'm soooo unique, I make music like deadmau5"
Roastie getting toastie.
>>27022796
How do I avoid being the average joe?
>>27022806
Classic anon making wild assumptions 2.0
>>27022822
Here's a simple advice that is actually extremely useful for most people. Don't try to be like your favorite artist/favorite anything or do a specific genre that you like listening to. Experiment a lot and see what sounds good to you, be critical of yourself, ask for other people's opinions if you need some outsider comment etc.
>>27022841
Is ur pooper chafed? Here, rub some anal cream in. Careful not to get it in ur cavernous meat cave, chad might freak out if he sees it on his peenis.
lmao y r u so mad nerd.
>>27022904
Release 3.0
>>27022899
I want to play jazz piano. Would it be good to just continously listen to jazz pianists? Then just sort of do my own thing?
>>27022959
Don't ever fucking reply to me again if you're not contributing to the thread.
>>27023002
I do whatever the fuck I want because I can, meanwhile, I'll stop replying if you stop acting like a triggered little shit.
>>27022980
Hmmm... I wouldn't say to do that exact thing, but really, if you don't lose sight of the idea that you need to bee yourself and express your own independent mood through your instrument, you can listen to whatever you want as much as you want.
>>27023086
>I do what I want xD
I fucking hate whores like you the most. I genuinely hope you die a painful death, alone.
i want a thick and tall gf, preferably brown
>>27023086
I like the sound of that. Thanks for the advice, anon.
>>27023163
I probably will anon, but geez, stop it with the fucking edgelord act. I'll keep on replying now just out of spite really. Robots make me want to do a NEET shooting.
>>27023247
Wanna be my GF tho. I make vaporwave.
>>27023276
That's alright anon. But thanks for the offer, I feel really flattered.
>>27023247
>Robots make me want to do a NEET shooting
You'd be doing me a favor in the long run t b h famalam, end my suffering
I'm serious please do it, quick and clean
>>27023303
Sign a contract with me and let's go through court to make it happen in a way I won't have to go to jail and I just might take your offer.
>you'll never slowly bleed out in a cute girl's arms as she strokes your hair and tells you she loves you
Why live?
>>27023247
>Robots make me want to do a NEET shooting.
pls start with me
>>27023218
>tfw no thick tall mommy gf
>makes a craiglist asking for a mommy
>gets one reply, she says she enjoys taking care of younger guys and having her tits sucked
what do anon?
im scared shitless
it was just a fantasy i didnt know itd come true.
