If dubs you have to take a week off from r9k.
If trips you have to take 2 weeks off.
If quads you will forget this board exists and never have to come back.
Okay
(original and bot can suck a cock)
>>27014815
Pls bloxxdd
>>27014815
please give me freedom
>>27014815
This post will not get doubles therefore i'll stay here for a while
gibe me the sweet gift of death
>>27014815
quints pls
I'm ready to commit Sudoku
>>27014815
rollin' and ree'n
I feel like Bruce Wayne trying to jump to freedom in TDKR
>>27014871
That's a small benis
>>27014855
See ya next week buddy
Oregano commento
I want to REEEEEEEEE forever
don't come here much anyways
It'll help me I guess
>>27014815
pic totally not related
rolling because i have no self control
Save me from this cuck hell
Rawlins muh robotz
ayy lamoe
>>27014988
nice....:o
>>27014815
pls go pls go
quads pls
coment roboginal
>>27014988
Checkeroo'd
how do i live help me
Rolling
This comment is 100% original and created by me
please set me free
Alright famalam, sounds like a plan
is forgetting about this board a good or a bad thing
wake me up inside, but i cannot wake up
>>27014815
This is a dangerous game, but I like to live dangerously!
I need quads, I want to finally start living
>>27015177
The one time i don't want dubs
>>27014815
I never want to come back
Roll roll roll my boat
Duck this originality
>>27014815
Roll oriiiiiiiiiiii
>>27014815
I could do this quite easily, I have /lit/ now
>>27014815
Every day this place is more like /b/, it's time to stop
>>27014815
rollahu akbar
>>27014815
rolling pls I'm addicted desu
>>27015219
but lit doesn't have the robot...
lets get out of this shitfest
roll, senpai desu senpai senpai desu
Get my senpai out of here
Bring it on i know god wants me to stay here.
I think leaving this board would actually benefit alot of you. Spending time here makes you content with living on the fringes, if not completely outside, of society
>>27014815
fuck of niggerfam
As if. I'll be here forever.
>>27014815
>chads driving auto
As if I'll actually get repeating digits...
>>27014815
Fuck it. Nothing to lose really.
dubs please, I need a break.
I'll play some jrpgs and have the time of my life/
>>27014815
Ok let's do this! we can fucking do it!
Sure why not. It'll just expediate my suicide intention.
>>27014815
FUCK IT PLEASE LORD KEK HELP ME!!!!!!!!
I NEED TO GET OFF THIS BOARD
>>27015548
Welp so close... yet so far
>>27015344
Farewell biznatch. Send us postcards from the beyond.
>>27014815
Here we go, please get me off of this hell Hole.
Yes. Help me leave this godforsaken place.
>>27014815
please let me leave this shithole
Let's see how this rolls outROLL
hard mode
singles - gone for that many days
dubs - gone for that many weeks
trips - kill your mom
quads - become new queen of england
Rorru preez
Good luck me LEZZ GOO
i need to study and shit, pls take me out of this hell
>>27014815
pls unchain me from this accursed board
How to get singles: the thread
>>27015665
You're on, buckaroo.
Match set.
Help me please
bl0x
>>27014815
rtbretbrd f
Free me please, this is also an original statement
Fuck off im not going anywhere
Just a small break will surely help me break this vicious cycle. R-right guys?
Im outta here. Normie life here i gooooo
>>27015887
>one off
Not like this
pls release me from my self-imposed prison
just single my shit up
>>27014815
LET ME LEAVE! I ALREADY GABE YOU EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE! PLEASE JUST LET ME BE FREE NOW
>>27014815
Please god, set me free
>>27015944
And Kek smiled upon his servant with great mercy and compassion
Quints I kill myself
Release me from abyss for I have stared too long
Free me from these shackles
>>27016007
FUCK.
At least I'm james bond confirmed now
Please give me happy rolls, dice-lord.
Lord, let me be free.
ya herd
welp fuck it, you faggots are insufferable anyway
>>27014815
Quads please lanigiro
>>27014815
i barely go on r9k anyways
>>27014815
"no".
>6.66% content
do do that
Jesus fucking Christ please give me quads
>>27014815
let me go pls
>>27014815
What a cancerous thread, kill self.
>>27014815
release me from this prison
i want freedom
>>27014815
roller coaster fagget caster
Quads pls
Give me freedom from this torment
>>27014815
quads get
not original. let me post damnit
>>27014815
With my luck I'll get something like aaab
im never leaving you cunts
>>27014815
A week or two off here would do me good, but I would miss the sense of superiority I have over you guys
here
we
go
original commentu
>>27016999
WHY WHAT THE FUCK
I KNEW THIS WAS A FUCKING TERRIBLE IDEA FUCK SHIT SHIT
>>27016999
Nice trips, see you in 2 weeks.
None of these faggots are going to go through with this. Even if they had a GET with trillions of dubs and trips and shit, these niggers will be back tomorrow. They lack the strength to self-improve, what makes you think they could do this?
Alright roll me senpai
Quads get asdf
>>27014815
Fuck this board, I hope I get quints
Wish me luck friends....
>>27017033
Ah fuck. Welp I'm going on vacation. Be good robots. No shootings until I get back.
ok roll
But I've just come here.
but what about quints?
>>27014815
Awesomefriggity faggity bloop
>>27014815
quads for the love of god, let me off this hellride
>>27014815
Check deez kwads.
Fak off robot
No dubs please
original comment right here, hoping i can get some quads action, hate you guis.
>>27014815
I SUMMON YOU, OH MIGHTY QUADS
Farewell my fellow robots!
Rolland McDubs
Meh. Nobody even gets quads on this board anymore. It's been debunked already.
rollbvbfghf
>>27017650
I'm going to die in this shithole, don't I?
>>27014815
lets see KEK
God has damned me forever in this hell I can't escape
>>27014815
roll my loves
I want to be free from this curse
>>27014815
i wish i could blink, and when i open my eyes i'm in a place that isn't this world and that this entire existence has been nothing but a dream.
the crushing knowledge that it won't happen is a constant reminder to both the nightmare of being alive and my fear of death.
someone please wake me up
I don't want to leave
Originalu
>>27014815
roll
original post oginala post
>>27014815
I have learned my mistakes, my Lord, my God, my Saviour. For the love of my life and the joys I no longer can enjoy, please grant me quads so you may give me the strength to escape this ugly purgatory. Please cleanse me of all my sins, and that you may grant me the courage and guidance to guide me out of this intense darkness I feel I may never escape. Please forgive me.
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. Amen.
>>27014815
rollll
let's change my life ploz
>>27014815
Yeah bro we'll all follow these rules very nice
>>27014815
help me oh lawd
shibiddyBAH shibbidyBAH shibiddyBAH shibbidyBOOOOOOOOOOH
Quads get now robot
>>27014815
Okay, i'll doit
>>27014815
Pls quads god
On one hand, I hate this website because it wastes my time and makes me bitter.
On the other hand, I love it because people here are like me. I don't feel alone because of r9k.
>>27014815
Cmon baby quads are my ticket out of this place.
Inb4 quads
howcanoriginalrollerinostillnotbeoriginal?
sweet jesus please end me
wake me up daddy
heres an idea
how about if you get singles you stop posting on 4chan and go outside for a change, you may even see a girl.
>>27014815
Just unfuck my shit up
worth a shot if i do say so myself :))))
>>27014815
quads get script actibated
Rolling senpai
Pl0x giv meh somtin i hat ths bord
>>27014815
Im up for this.
Inb4, here forever.
denied neetbux so heres to productivity
never when i want it
>>27018190
I have to ask you to leave this board imideatly
>>27014815
Let's go
Origginini
CRAWWWLING INNN MY SKINNNNNNNN
THESE WOUNNDSSS THEY WILLL NOT HEEAAAALLLLL
Please release me from this hell..
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never fucking leaving this hole
but pls i dont wanna go
Time to rest. Time to end.
Time to
F
E
E
L
>>27014815
rollidyrollroll origiroll
who /staying no matter what/ here?
Real world, here I come
Please release me from this hell.
I'll never move on with life.
Gimme the numbers
Please get me off 4chan
Forever here
>>27014815
Rollamole cajole
Okay quads pls
>>27014815
rolllllllllMANIAA
RE ROLL SO CLOSE
>>27014815
chkdsk
Batches I want quads
>>27014815
I mean, it's an excuse to NOT anymore, right?
...right?
>>27018888
mo thaaaaa fu cking hell
>>27014815
if dubs I have bipolar mood swap to mania
>>27014815
There truly is a genetically superior group. How can anyone from this board compete with those two alphas?
Give me some quads so I can be free.
Dubs. Howl
>>27014815
Rolling, gimme quads
>>27014815
Give me give me please
>>27018944
Welp see you all in a week.
let's give it a shot brotha
>>27014815
What'll it be?
haha let's roll
>>27018888
Fare thee well, u wanker
>>27019000
I rolled the 9000, see you guys later.
As if i ever roll dubs kek
Rollering bladering
pre oui out
I'm a tomato!
>>27014815
fuck it, was gonna an hero anyway
>>27019400
bye faggots, never coming back
>implying leaving forever would help me
ayy this is an original comment give me tendies
im gonna roll and im going to do it originally.
>>27014815
YES IT'S ORIGINAL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ROBOT
>>27019495
part of me really wanted to get dubs trips or quads. i will roll one more time
>>27018888
Holy fucking shit you fucking goofed hard cunt
see ya bitch
Please save me from this shithole
>>27014815
LET ME LEAVE
>>27019559
fuck my ass lets try this one more time
Let's fucking do thissss!! I wanna get out of this shithole!
>>27014815
not dubs
>>27019633
I SAID NOT DUBS
>>27014815
If I pull this off, will I die?
give me those quads senpai
roll
howdy rato
Chicken dinner
this post is singles
>>27014815
Time to roll
Oregano for roboto
Let me evacuate in a very original fashion
Dubs prty plz
Serving skeins
Pretty sure i can hit these 9 quads...
original comment ensues: seems fair.
FREE ME DUB LORDS
>>27014815
I'm outta here
roll with it my niggs
if dubs we'll all get gfs in our lifetimes
Back in 2 weeks
I want to be free!
Don't you want to be free?
Hallo Spaceboys!
roollllliiiiiin :0
ROLLING FOR THE ULTIMATE FREEDOM, escaping on my quad bike!
>>27014815
repry
rorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
fair 'nuff
Transform and rollllll out
Ez singles
please quads
santorini rickerini
>>27014815
Sure, I'll roll it up.
rolling for getting my life together
Quads please
Clearly original comment
try again Rowbert
>>27020422
I guess this is goodbye then :^|
Wait, we can just leave, right?
This is the only way out you cunts!
I'm in here forever.
>>27016000
Enjoy your two weeks of freedom. Or boredom. Not sure which.
WAKE ME UP
11111
>>27014815
check these digits
I wanna stay but this place will ruin me even more.
>>27014815
Rolling for quads.
original time
LETS SEE WHAT I GET SENPAI
SMOKIN DAT OREGANO COMMENTO PLS
GIBE DAT TICKET TO RIDE
Roll my OG comm boy
>>27014815
Rollin down ther street
>>27020892
How the fuck am I supposed to read this picture?
" It's an absolutely doubles kind of real fuckin get going on "
>>27014815
I don't come here very often anyways.
As if i'll ever get quads.....
>>27021556
>556
>tfw you almost made it
Rolling for quads m8ty rolling
>>27014815
gimme some freedom
Please deliver me from this hell jesus
I'm pretty nervous right now.
