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Post in this thread and you willl die in your sleep.
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>>27014408
Whew. Nearly skipped posting in the thread since I read your post wrong.
Glad it'll soon finally be all over
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>>27014408
God I hope this works...
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Going to go nap. Brb
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Sweetness!
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>>27014408
I thought it said post itt or you will die in your sleep. Thank God I re read it.
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pls mayne
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How do I disable immunity cat?
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Oh thank God It's finaly my time
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sup guys :pp
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You mean it'll finally be over?
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>>27014408
taking a nap immediately
just fucking end me
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OP please let this work, I need it to work...
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>>27014408
Heres hoping, desu I have a good life ahead of me but if eventually I'll just cease to exist why not die now?
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This is my greatest desire
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Goodbye friends
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no thanks

OH WAIT
FUCK
UNDO DELETE
PLS HAVE MERCY
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I mean if I never have to bear it.
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This better not be some kind of joke.
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yes yes yes plaese
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I hope you're not memeing me, OP.
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>>27014408
I like this thread. I wish it god fucking worked tbfh
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>>27014408
That would be really helpful.

Thanks.
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Good bye my friends, luv u
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>>27015199
See you on the other side family
Notoriginalcomment
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youre doing gods work OP, thank you
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Thank you op 9hizi8t55
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>>27014408
f ey5 h
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This better work, FAGGOT
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>>27014408
I hope you are right.
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I WANNA BELIEVE!!
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Appreciate it, thank you.
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>impluinhg
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I love you op

Unoriginal comment
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Posting

This is prying
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>>27014408
Weak bait but still made me reply
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please work
odinsciobfhnovgbnosdefrnoriginal
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thanks

tits
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>>27014408
I hope this is in my next sleep.
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>>27014408
Please let this be true.
Check my 5.
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I'm gonna fall asleep in class now
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kill me in an original manner, pete
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Make it happen please.
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If only God was so merciful..
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>>27014408
Please please please pleasePlease please please pleasePlease please please Please please please Please please please Please please please pleasePlease please please pleasePlease please please Please please please Please please please Please please please pleasePlease please please pleasePlease please please Please please please Please please please Please please please pleasePlease please please pleasePlease please please Please please please Please please please Please please please pleasePlease please please pleasePlease please please Please please please Please please please please
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With my luck I'll probably be alive until 88 no matter how much I wish I was dead.
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>>27014408
Give me release.
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>>27014408
where did you get that image OP?
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i hope i will return as a being of pure energy
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>>27014408
Thank you based Pepe, release me from this he'll.
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>>27014408
please only this I don't want to suffer anymore
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RELEASE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH
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.weqf2343fgbetrgrggg4gg
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I hope your meme magic will work, OP.
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Oh man finally the break I deserve
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Postan que boner
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>>27014408

That's what I secretly dream about everytime I go to sleep.

I'm sorry mom I'm not the son you wanted me to be, I hope I'll be able to look after you from the other side.
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>think about not posting in this thread
>pussy out
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please just end my suffering
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudden_unexpected_death_syndrome

Please kill me.
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NOoooooooooArArarararrarrrrrrrrrrrarrarararararra
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>>27014408
Please work...
Original desu
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I was about to take a nap and i saw this.
Must be destiny
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>>27014408
I want nothing more.
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Please...just let it end. I can't take much more fo this.
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please lorc
jjjjjjjjjjjjjj
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This is actually the first ever post I make to a post in this thread.

Because this really is something I truely desire.

Please end me.
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Just end it all now famalam.
I knew i was going to die soon
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>>27014490
Can't, yer fucked kiddo. Same boat here
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>>27014408
I'll take my meds and go to bed. Hope it works.
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>>27014408
End this misery
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>>27014408
it's actually my birthday tomorrow and i'm dreading it, so it would be convenient if this worked
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Eternal slumber awaits
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>>27014408
thank you very much my familia
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Pls just end it
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If anything, posting ITT will butterfly effect the fuck out of this timeline and I'll end up dying in a pile of cancerous arthritis or something
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PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN
if dubs it will happen today
please
please
i want to end this ride peacefully
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If only I could sleep
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Please work.
I don't want a tomorrow.
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Just fuck my shit up desu desu
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>>27014408

Here we go, motherfucker
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prolly won't work but worth a try
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the ride never ends, unless i post in this magical tread, let's do this
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good luck i'm behind 7 blankets
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>>27014408

Eh, why not. I'm sick of this bullshit.
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plse plase plsease plesae plesae please just let me die in my sleep
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>>27014408
J U S T.
U
S
T.

Original.
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>>27019568
KEK NEET 4 LYFE
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>>27014408
Thank you, OP.

Freedom will come at last.
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>>27014408
if this does not work i will be slightly dissapointed
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Excellent. Well I would like to say it's been fun, but it hasn't.
Imagine, a time of no stress, just eternal nothingness. I cannot wait.

Thanks OP
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>>27014408
Please, God just let it end...
Just fucking end it all..
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Thank you based OP post
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Kill me, Pete.
Fuck the guy who stole my idea of replacing the period with a comma.
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I know it is ridiculous but I really hope this thread works. Give me peace.
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welp

Not only am I not dead, it seems I'm fucking immortal now. I fucking lost it when I woke up alive so I stabbed myself in the heart but the knife got pushed out and my wound healed instantly. It looks like all the damage that my skin has suffered because of my eczema has healed too.

FUCK YOU OP YOU FUCKING GODDAMNED LIAR now I'm going to be a robot FOREVER literally

this can't be happening
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Best way to die desu. Now I won't have to use the shotgun.
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Just take me to a comfy place anon
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I've been waiting for this thread all my life
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Please. I'm so tired of this shit.
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>tfw at least one anon actually will die in their sleep after posting in this thread
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Dubs and you will live to see another day, but your sleek will not refresh you and you will be tired and irritable.
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hope theres no more helI
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>>27014408
Thank you, merciful thread.
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postin originality
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>>27014408
sign me up


asdews
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Please work!

OreganoOriginallyy
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bgycfmb
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what have i got to loose
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>>27014408
Let me go man.
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Please end it
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>>27014408
>>27014408
Please kill me bob
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>tfw going to sleep in five minutes
ayy
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>>27014408
Calm the fuck up, omama
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>>27014408
Thank you smoking frog
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do me in pls
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Who else /goingtothe2Dworld/ here?
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>>27014408
Sweet relief at last, thank you kind anon.
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>>27014408
God, I know I was rude and I didn't believe in you before. Help give me courage now please.
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pls die in slp
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Sweet dreams my friends. Sweet relief.
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pleeeeease, let it be tonight. im getting evicted in the a.m.
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posting in this thread, for sure
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There's a better world for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6LL5iA6y9o
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>>27014408
Death take me
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Oh God I'm so excited
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No reason to not post here. Good night.
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It's finally happening
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i actually smiled at the thought of me dying

thank u based op
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May the void take me back
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Rip me and I don't care
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Oh i really hope you aren't lying....
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That's probably be fucking dandy, I dunno if I wanna die but I know that I don't wanna be miseerable and tired anymore
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>>27014408
sweet release, thank you jesu christo
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OK guv end it
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>>27014408
hit me up pham
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Hey It's you guys !
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i'd give anything for this
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won't lose anything by posting
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>>27014408
I had a good run. At least, the first 20 years of my life. Bye friends.
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Grant me piss, OP
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I'm after that eternal rest.
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i don't believe this for a second
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You didn't specify when though OP
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peace please OP
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>>27014408
now I finaly CAN sleep!
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>>27014408
i'll make sure tonight

but i always say that
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Pls be true senpai
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Take me pls
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reporting here hope it works
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you said that last time too and I didn't die

why did you lie to me
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Kill me.
Organism comment.
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Ha likely scenario if only it was that easy
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>>27014408
I accept it. Please b real
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Fuck this im still alive
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>>27014408
I am ready.
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LET'S END IT ALL
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Let it happen please.
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>>27014408
Pls set me free from this hell
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>>27014408
I hope you die in your sleep OP.
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Anons, what do you think happens when we die?
If there's nothing after death, does that mean our life is just given meaning by chemical arrangements in our brain?
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>>27014408
Please god just let it happen
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It's a ruse. OP doesn't say tonight
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>>27014408
12333333333333333333333333333333333333333333336498474+79cdfttyu;


ygiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibhlnkj
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Well, I guess it's worth a try.

>>27026966
I'd say there is nothing, because why should there be anything? We're just a meaningless coincidence in the big ass universe.
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When I see these threads, I'm sometimes afraid OP makes a list of individuals and hunts them down. However it takes a while and that's why I'm not dead yet.
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I hope I reincarnate into chad.
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exura
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>>27026966
Since our living bodies are essentially a vehicle to be controlled by our own consciousness, perhaps that part of us is off in some faraway place. I'm ready to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCQEaPhJjPE
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>>27014408
this won't work, i know it won't, but some part of e hopes it does.
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I believe in the meme magic, don't let us down familiar.
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>>27014408
anytime man , i m prepared to die
bring it on !!
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make it happen op
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>>27014408
Sweet release at last,2D or mlp afterlife
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Cmooooooooooooooooooon OP, work you handsome magic meme man.
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Just end this suffering
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>>27014408

bring it on

i'm so sick of this game
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Yes please
Original Comment
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>>27014408
try me brother
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hmu op I'm ready
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r-really? it can be over?
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>>27014408
one (1) sweet release of death pls
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hello I am here for the death
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Originally originality origin.
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In my current situation and state of mind, I sincerely hope this works OP

god speed
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It'd be super great if it would all end without me having to do it myself but I realize that such things aren't likely to happen.
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haven't been this excited since i got an email from a nigerian prince
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orignalo origamiginal comment desu
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>>27014408
pls work

ococococ
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Interesting thread OP

we'll see
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>>27014408
Please
I need this

Original fucking comment bullshit fucking mute fuck off
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i never post in these but this is one i can't miss out on on the off chance that it happens
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>>27014408
>have to get up really early once a week
>cant sleep on that day for 3rd week in a row
>want to die
>see this thread
>cant
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>>27014408
I've been ready
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>>27014408
kill me, Pete kill me, Pete kill me, Pete kill me, Pete
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>>27014408
LET ME SLEEP
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>>27014408
Take me already
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Op pls be tru
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>>27014408
FUC KJL YOU PASD:LJ
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see you soon robots
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It won't happen but I'll still post.
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Pls fucking pls
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Going to sleep please let this work
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This is dumb and and won't work but please desu
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I've been waiting for this moment.
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i wish this would actually happen
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>>27014408
here plz

oc#561
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If there is a god he does not have this much love for me
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Peacefully plz
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i need this good
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>implying i I could ever be so lucky
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Sweet lord I'm coming home, 23 years has been long enough.
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Swang
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tkg
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Death would be so easy
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Please, i hope so
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>>27014408
pls just take me lord I am so ready
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Please let me be reborn into a tree that will leave peacefully and isolated for 100 years.
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Death bed pls
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didnt work
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>>27035152
>that will leaf peacefully and isolated
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>>27014408
How soon?
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Just kill me off please
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>>27014408
hopefully it's peaceful
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pls
extremely original comment
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This better work, OP
>Le original upboat
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>>27014408
Goodbye, cruel world.
Please keep my cat safe and happy or I'll come back from the dead and end you
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new day, new roll.
if dubs it will happen tonight
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here's to the void
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>>27036221
FUCK I WAS SO CLOSE TO SOME JUICY TRIPS FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Please be real. This would be slightly better than dying in a plane crash.
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>>27014408
Thank Christ
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>>27014408
I didn't die

fuck you
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Make it painful
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>>27014408
i need this now after the events of my afternoon/night.
please just let me not wake up.
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>>27014408
I woke up extra early you fucking faggot thanks for nothing
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I just shat blood this morning so hopefully it'll happen.
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best thread on rninekay in months
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>>27014408
Fuck I didn't die

Fuck you froggy
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Let it end pleaae
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>>27014408

Posting

Originalcomment
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Sorry not sorry guysh

your time has not yet come
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Pls dubs

Original asfuck
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>>27014408
Yes please do it now
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>>27014408
Lord Kill The Pain :^)

#oc8990567877568909
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Hope it's soon
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>>27014408
posting
i am so original
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>>27014408
please.

fucking oringal senpai asapofdj
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>>27014408
Just fuck my shit up m8y
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>People this edgy
If you'd really want die, you would go through with it.
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>>27014408
If only I could fall asleep long enough to die...
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>>27020806
Try jumping in front of a train, that might be too much for your healing powers :^)
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love peace and harmony
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pls just fuck me up onii-senpai
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women are alright I guess
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Take me, robot
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