Hey, guys! Yesterday, someone posted a thread with this image in the OP, and I thought it was just so sexy! I'm rubbing my hard cock to it right now!
I thought maybe it would be a good idea to share this image with you all, because maybe we could all play with ourselves together! Wouldn't that just be great?
Please join me and jerk your cock! Post when you start, then quote yourself and post when you finally bust your yummy load!
Posting a superior image for jerking your cock to
I'd rather post fried chicken.
>>27012601
Whoa, nice! Maybe we can all post hot pictures in the thread to get our cocks as hard as possible!
Posting for your penis's convenience!
Come on guys, get in this thread!
Here's one for your small breasts fans!
Now I'm gonna have to start bumping the thread... Maybe you're all just desperately stroking yourselves because of the images I posted and you can't bring yourself to pull your hands away to post... Aah, that sounds so cute!
Look at all those lovely cocks miku is taking on! I wish I could switch places with her!
Here's one for you guys that like softcore lewdness!
you guys are weird.
i wanna fap but i lack the motivation
>>27012889
What will it take for me to get you motivated, sweetie?
>>27012914
idk.
Nothing really. Fapping seems like too much work.
I'll post lewd shit though.
>>27012965
There are times when l feel like you too. Contribooting to the thread
contribooting
I wish I would be gangbanged too!
>>27012965
If you ever want or need my help, you can always email me at [email protected]!
>>27012998
Damn, I love it!
Enjoy brobots. Bust only the hottest of nuts.
Might as well join in.
>>27013018
Might follow you up on that sometime anon :3
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>>27013044
Is it hard to use a keyboard with your fat disgusting fingers?
>>27013044
I hope you do!
It doesn't have to be sexual, either. I can give you lots of sweet love when you want it or need it.
>>27013093
my fingers are boney as fuck faggot.
keep on projecting.
>>27013124
Don't get upset! Be happy and just worry about pleasuring yourself! Or think about me pleasuring you! Wouldn't that be nice?
You're doing Madoka's work OP.
Keep it up.
>>27013151
Thank you, anon! I hope you're enjoying yourself!
>>27013146
>Or think about me pleasuring you
I'm okay.
I dont even want women pleasing me nowadays.
>>27013044
Busted. Had fun OP ;)
I want a loli to share my loli love with. I want her to delicately explore my budding body with her little hands and pretend we're married and grown up. Little girls belong together.
>>27013181
Aww, anon... I wish I could kiss you and just make all your troubles go away, you sound so sad.
>>27013199
Good boy, I'm so proud of you!do it again
>>27013204
That sure does sound lovely!
>>27013207
im not sad anymore.
I've just lost all interest in sex or relationships.
I've been there done that already.
No need to continue down that bumpy road.
>>27013225Too busy right now. I'll email you later. ;3
>>27012889
sauce on this shit
>>27013226
I hope that's the truth and that you aren't just lying to yourself!
>>27013232
I'll be waiting, sweetie!
I can't, I don't have a change of clothes. I can't fap lads.
You guys are lewd as heck...
My cock's so hard right now and I'm so stimulated that my balls are hurting. I'm jerking as hard as I can and I've got my favourite vibrator up my boypussy as far as it will go, but no matter how I try I can't cum. Please help me OP.
Sample because the full image is over the file size limit!
>>27013256
Why do you need a change of clothes?
>>27013267
I bet you are, too. After all, you came to post in this lewd thread full of porn, cocks, and semen, after all~
>>27013276
What turns you on the most, anon?! What can I do to push you over the edge? I'll do anything to get you to cum!
>>27013296
Because I don't want to cum on my clothes accidentally and have to sit here with cum clothes.
>>27013296
I love really curvy, big, feminine bodies and being forced to worship breasts.
>>27013320
Go to the bathroom and cum into the toilet! You NEED to pump your cock so you don't get all backed up!
>>27013330
How's this, anon? Is it good? Or do you need something more extreme because you're so jaded from being such a masturbation addict?!
>>27013375
Bigger, more assertive, more in my face!
>>27013018
How does one help someone else jerking off? Threads like these do get me hard sometimes (I boner too easily to begin with though), but I haven't gone from erection to deciding to fap through lurking these things so far.
And how does that translate through mail?The idea of someone else getting off to the idea of me getting off is hot, but threads like these no longer give that sensation to me. Back whenAdminmade kind of similar threads it seemed to cater more to that idea. that is not to claim these threads are less or inferior, just different.
>>27013296
Nope, I'm the exact opposite. Basically no sex drive, unfortunately. :< I only clicked on this thread out of morbid curiosity...
Who in for some futa?
I cant be the only one.
>>27013384
Assertive? Do you like femdom, anon? Naughty mommy girlfriends?
>>27013399
For mail, wesend pictures and videos to each other~
>>27013401
Cute! Would you ever wanna snuggle with me?
>>27013255
i feel like its true.
I only get off at staring at busty women in public thinking of them as nothing but fap objects.
I don't even think deeply about fucking them.
>>27013434
If snuggle is not another word for something lewd then maybe.
>>27013430
Only if the cocks are yummy and not too ridiculous!
>>27013458
I would never get sexual if you aren't interested. You might have to watch out for me trying to steal a kiss, though!
>>27013464
There's nothing ridiculous about being captured by amazonian futa and turned into her boy-toy.
>>27012587
I can't even get fully erect anymore. Please someone kill me.
This guy is worse than me
welp time to go back to bed
>>27013434
>For mail, wesend pictures and videos to each other~
Makes sense. An interesting concept, but not really for me I think as I suck at properly reciprocating these kinds of things.
Also, got to love the 1 faggot who's actually so bored and nolife that he feels obligated to spam these threads with derailing attempts, instead of simply hiding or ignoring the thread if he doesn't like it - like any normal person would be capable of.
>>27013486
That sounds okay then, I don't mind having more people to talk to. Do you use Skype or something like that?
>>27013489
I mean like 3 foot long dicks... That's just ridiculous at that point!
>>27013494
Aww, anon, I'm so sorry to hear that. You don't think if you emailed me and let me give it my best that I couldn't turn you on enough?
Are you still interested in love?
>>27013533
We can always give it a try if you want! I'm a pleaser that doesn't mind if I get nothing in return.
And he probably is just really turned on, but too insecure of his own sexuality to join us! It's okay, let him be happy.
Although you can always try reporting him, enough reports will get a mod to delete his spam!
>>27013540
Email me at my throwaway email, [email protected], first, then we can discuss other chatting options!
Why do roasties always try to ruin threads with beautiful women being posted
>>27013600
They're insecure! It's nice having extensions that just hide all of his posts automatically
Also damn, who is that artist?!
OP here, guys I just came. Now I'm feeling so tired so I must rest up for a bit! Thanks for you guys who participated, I love you!
>>27013587
Thanks for the offer, I'll keep it in mind in case I'll end up with urges to try it. Good luck with your thread, Anon.
>>27013587
3 foot long dicks look so unaesthetic. I prefer presentable look as oppose oozing semen and horse dicks on petite feminine bodies.
>>27013587
No offense but you probably couldn't, I think I've climbed the fetish tree and have plateaued at a point that I can't get off.
Nah I'm not really bothered with love anymore, since I don't even know what I'd do if I ended up with someone.
>>27012587
well then let me start and contribute some
>>27013854
This is the one that finally got me hard
>>27013854
Uh, does pegging counts?
>>27013870
some more here
>>27013888
check em while we're at it
>>27013900
wew there's another one
Post some quality fapping material
>>27013912
close enough desuog
>>27013926
I have couple of those pics
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fugg
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>>27013971
Another one from the set
>>27013982
fuck sake i forgot the image fucking retard
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>>27014021
Is this reverse-loli?
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Full image: https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4643610
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Full image: https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5022097
>>27012587
did i miss out on the good shit?
>>27014055
nice
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Hope you guys are enjoying
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>>27013971
you really like your pokegirls anon~
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No more dumping
Here's a nice random pic I found, though
>>27014123
I sure do but i have a lot of different stuff also.
Oh god my cockpenis
Fucking yes! God
>Jerking it to the thought of other anons fapping at the same time as me
>>27014272
I'm having fun jerking off with you, anon
>>27014272
Why would that interest you?
>>27014290
Likewise, it's really hot
>>27014295
It gives me the hardest boner
>>27014310
Then you need to be disciplined anon.
OP here
>got 2 emails
>reply to them both
>no reply back
I hope I didn't do anything wrong...
>>27014347
Disciplined? How?
>>27014384
We will test your submissiveness, if you're capable of being sexual slave. Light bondage will do and if you'll be good boy, maybe i'll get cute pink chastity cage.
>>27014373
Don't worry, was going to email you soon ;)
>>27014445
I'd rather just fap with other anons, no thanks.
Anyone here in Stockholm wanna jerk it together IRL instead?
Does anyone want to cuddle and "make love" as opposed to "fuck?"
>>27014484
Do you make eye contact?
>>27014503
That only works if one of us is girls. In any other way that's pretty gay.Or we are both little girls
>>27014504
If we're comfortable with it, sure why not?
>>27014526
Too bad i'm not from Stockholm.
Came hard, thanks for the fap guys
>>27014524
Why can't you make love to a boy?
>>27014545
That's life I suppose.
>>27014555
T-that's a taboo.i dont know if my peepee would be able to stand on his own
>>27014571
it would. even if you're completely hetero, your wiener will still respond to stimulus
>>27014310
sauce on that eIf pic
>>27014571
I'm not enough to keep your peepee hard?
Also wow this pic
>>27014484
If I was crazy enough, i'd fly over.
>>27014610
But would it be limp/chub or full erection?
>>27014629
My peepee doesnt know how to react.
>>27014662
Your peepee will know to be hard when I give it a suckle!
>>27014678
Now that's the language we both understand.
>>27012587
You probably all are disgusting neckbeards.
>>27014792
I know I am, but my lust for cock is strong and true!
No matter how ironic this thread is supposed to be, this is by far one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen on /r9k/.
>>27014841
I'm not ironic at all, boy~
>>27014841
I think OP has seen this have success, but he's not achieving it on his own or anything.
The cuteboys were cuteboys, and they kept posting lewd anime caps which kept folks interested. They're gone now, though. Ran off to 4+4 or tumblr. Beyond that, tripfags like Elzi on /d/ at least produced captioned porn and called themselves a girl but, again, 4+4.
OP doesn't at all know how to write beyond saying shit like "Sweetie".
>>27014373
You never replied to me!
>>27014934
>tfw OP replied now he's gone
>>27014934
>>27015155
I'm not horny anymore and I figured the only thing people wanted from me is sexuals, so I stopped paying attention to my email
>>27014883
I don't exactly do this often
>>27015501
>tfw you just wanted to be friends
Kind contribution to keep the thread alive
>tfw unable to fap anymore
theres something so satisfying about pulling your foreskin all the way up and all the way down your wet swollen head, makes nice sounds and the cold wet feeling on your fully exposed head feels great
Why am I hard from this thread ;-;one of you guys should make yourself useful and lend me your mouth
>>27015572
It would be kinda weird with the origin of our friendship
>>27015804
True, but making this thread is also weird.So I figured you might have been weirder. But no problem if your not comfortable with it.:(
>>27015895
I get weird when hornhorn then kinda switch back to normal once it goes away
Sorry to get your hopes up, I hope you understand
>>27015952
Ok.Feel free to send an email next time when your hornhorn if you like ;)
>>27015952
>Horn horn.
Have you copyrighted this? Can I use it?
>>27016222
Yes, copyrighted today here's my new official trip that way I have an identity so I can own it forever.
You may not use it
>>27016324
OK, I respect that. Is there any way I can earn special privilege to use, maybe by humiliating myself?
>>27012587
I also though it was pretty nice, I saved it actually.
>>27016387
No that's icky, I'm not into that stuff
>>27016423
fags
original comment fags
I've been edging for quite a while, I need someone to say something to me to get me to actually cum.
>>27016671
cum, you faggot
>>27016671
Rub your cock and cum you sissy!
>>27016727
This one is my flavor of comment. I respond well to commands that aren't too abusive
>>27016727
Talk dirty to me!
>>27016825
Grease, dirt, mud, grime, crumbs, piss, shit, puke
Need someone to help me
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>>27016825
Sluts like you should do less talking and more fapping. Just keep on stroking and imagine your about to cum in your favourite anime character you perv.
>>27016896
I just came. I pretended I was tweaking on a strapon that was attached to an old girl classmate. There were also other girls there watching and laughing
>>27016896
Or what?
Original comment
>>27012587
>Mfw this thread
Jsnui
>>27016896
Hey guys. Guys.
Can I join?
>>27017036
cringe as fuck. no. get out
>>27016989
Glad to hear it. It sounds very humiliating anon.... I hope you fucked that old classmate hard! ;)
>>27017022
If you don't cum you'll make your waifu cry. :(
>>27016989
This was a good cum. The kind that makes the muscles around my rib cage relaxed. Came on my arm accidentally.
>>27017060
Well you are just being mean. Here, have some classy boobage to cheer you up.
>>27017074
She fucked me with a strapon
>>27017074
But its hard to cum so soon!
I need someone to help me cum ;-:
My uncut cock is waiting
>>27017093
In that case, I hope you fuckedgot fucked bythat old classmate hard!
>>27017129
Well then, get prepared,lube up your hands, wrap both of them around your dick and keep on pumping for your waifu until you cum.
Definitely a place for me.
My mouth is eager, my body ready.
>>27017182
What do you need help with anon? Don't you know how to fap? =/
>>27017182
>uncut
PICS
NOW
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27017182
Put your head on my chest baby. Listen to me breathing, listen to my heartbeat. Feel your head rising and falling with my breath. Imagine my soft hand stroking your cock, putting the thumb on your cock head and pushing a finger onto but not through your anus.
>>27017270
Its hard to cum without a mouth though suckling on it till I explode inside their warm wet mouth....
Just having someone Bob their head up and down on it until they make me cum.besides good girls know that a mans cock is only worth pleasuring
Whats an actually good hentai series guys?
>>27014445
Whoa.
I'l have to email you after reading this
The skin on my peepee (around the end of the foreskin) is dry and flaky guys, i think ive rubbed my peepee too much!
>>27017374
Yeah I know what you mean. Bobbing your head up and downso their cock slides right past down your throatthen holding it thereas their warm sticky cum spurts out and down your throatfeels so amazing.
>>27017367
S...stop I wasn't prepared to be this aroused
>>27017352
You want to see another guys cock?you're not gay or anything are you? I mean I don't care or anything as long you're the girl and i get to cum inside you.
Any mommy girlfriends who will make me take black cock?
>>27017563
Yes, I want to see another guy's uncircumcised penis!
Yes, I'm gay! Super gay! All I think about is cock!
Of course I'll be the girl! I can't wait to have your delicious uncut penis inside of me!
Now show it to me, please! I'm begging you!
>>27017614
NSFW
It's ugly I hate it -.- ( Sorry for crappy angles )
>>27017916
Goddammit, now I can't help but thinking about slowly licking the tip of it...
>>27017916
I want you to bread my mouth, if that's okay...
>>27017916
>that
>ugly
jesus christ anon
please for the love of fuck, GIMME
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>>27017987
BACK OFF, HE SHOWED IT TO ME, NOT YOU
>>27018020
You can go first. I'll be there when you need to catch your breath ;3
>>27017987
bread my mouth? do you fucking mean breed? do you want him to bake a fucking loaf of bread in your mouth? what the fuck anon
>>27012587
mods? you're supposed to protect me from the autism what the fuck is this
>>27018079
I'm sorry, english isn't my first language and when I get caught in the moment/excited, I tend to make this kind of mistakes ;(
>mfw dick begins to grind against my sharp pubes
Fuck
>>27018020
I'm self conscious about it. I've been told it's big, but I think it looks ugly ;-;
>>27018229
It's aesthetic as fuck, what are you talking about!!!!
Be my boyfriend!
Fuck me daily!
Hourly!
MINUTELY!
>>27018269
B...B..But that's lewd anon.....
>>27016893
Let's cum together anon!
>>27018534
Why don't I just wrap my warm lips around your cock and bob my head up and down until you can't take it anymore.
Just imagine your cock sliding down my throat and all that warm sweet cum blasting my mouth....
>>27018642
Make me shoot my dirty thick load down your throat and pull your hair while you gag on my fat cock like the slut you are.
>>27018735
Gonna need source on this particular set of images.
>>27018735
Yes I'm a slut! I'm a total slut I'm your slut! Use my mouth, fuck my mouth make me beg to have your warm cum fill my mouth.
I want to feel your cocks head pulverize the back of my throat.
I don't mind being the girl if you want to fuck me!
This thread is way too lewd~
>>27018886
Come be lewd with us anon!
Whip out your cock and stroke it.
>>27018827
That's right, you're my personal slut. I'll bend you over and use your hole and treat you like a worthless fucktoy that you are.
almost close to cumming. gonna finish in the bathroom though i hate making a mess
>>27012587
Hey, I made that thread
>>27019051
Thanks for posting it!
Are you gonna play with us today?
>>27013932
ke-ta is a fucking god
>>27019095
Sure!bloxxxy
>>27018916
Ok h-here I go
All I want is a guy who will willingly become my little person girl cum dumpster who doesn't mind being fucked whenever I desire.
At a movie and I'm horny? You better get ready to suck my dick I don't care if people are watching you. You're my little bitch and your girl cock doesn't deserve to cum.
don't wanna cum in me?
>>27019171
Remember to go from the base all the way to the tip and make sure you spit on it to keep it nice and moist. Just close your eyes and imagine me stroking that beautiful cock of yours ...and out of no where my warm wet mouth wrapping around that cocks head till you shoot that sweet cum.
Keep stroking tell us how it feels !
>>27019184
I'm going to pound and nut deep in you anon!
any of you sluts on omegle?
>tfw will never have a robot bf that fucks me like a girly slut
This thread is the gayest thing I've ever seen, second only to angry virgin manbabies.
>>27019291
I tried that once but all I got were scary mentally unstable dudes. :(
i dont even like dudes but i havent cane in two weeks and im rock hard right now someone please whay do i do
I'd rather jerk someone else's cock. Does anyone need a masseuse?
>>27019443
Are you calling me a manbaby?
*starts floating in the air with his eyes glowing red and spheres of dark energy resonating from his palms*
>>27020322
possibly idk how i feel tho
MAXIMUM OVERJERK
>>27019176
>You're my little bitch and your girl cock doesn't deserve to cum.
What's the point if you can't come?
just ban me already, i hate this board
>go to sleep right before this thread was made
>it's still here
nice
>>27021081
Can I ban you with my dick?
