>"you have 3 seconds to ask that girl over there on a date or I'm shoving this bat up your beta ass!"
Op, come clean.
What's going on in your head.
>smack bat out of girls hand
>crush her into the pavement
Today was a good day.
>>27012539
>beat her with her own bat
Don't ignore me op I need to know
>>27012698
>"Why don't you just do what I say before I impale you like a kebab!"
all these threads and she still didn't do it I'm waiting
who is that girl anyway
>>27012751
>replying in character
>talking like a neckbeard
>>27012539
jokes on you, I like to put things on my ass
sky
>>27012539
>"sky i'll give you a bag of heroin if you let me date you and shove that bat up your ass"
>>27012539
>>27012751
moar
MOAR
I NEED MORE
>>27012837
How did this get past the bot
Inb4 new
>>27012788
sky ferreira
a junkie who also acts and sings
>>27012897
thanks famalanadingdong
>>27012876
idk first post
I have no problem asking out girls but it's my standards and that if I can keep on a conversation because I'm so awkward. My standards aren't really only on looks. I've had one relationship last 2 weeks and it was awesome until she dumped me after I gave her Valentine's present. We talked for over an hour every night
I've figured it out.
Op works for her record label and is doing some very clever shilling
>>27012539
>ask that girl over there
desu I'd rather ask batgirl on a date
>>27012539
You're like 14 years old.
I'm going to rape you instead.
>>27012539
>At home, enjoying a delicious Big Mac
>Pick it up and take my first bite
>Shit is delicious
>"Whoops, almost forgot to take my coat off!"
>This bitch kicks in my front door wielding a bat
"You have thre..."
>Pull out my gun and dump five rounds into center mass
>Repeatedly tell the cunt to shut the fuck up while eating my Big Mac
>Wipe my face with a napkin
>Throw napkins at her
>Call cops
>Get off on self defense because I'm white
>Step out of court
>Feminists buttmad and throwing napkins at me
>Catching napkins and shoving them into my pockets
>Cruise down to McDonalds
>Get another Big Mac
Also, how do I cure my Big Mac addiction?
>>27012539
>tfw doing nothing and getting a free peg on
I win desu senpai
This is why you guys are faggots. Obsessing over a girls picture
