>Doj getting BTFO
Good job, robots.
I'm warning you Doj *unsheathes katana* you better stop making these threads
Poor guy. He probably pretends to himself that he's just trolling. Poor guy.
>>27011146
>>27011183
He deserves it. He thinks that going on a board like this, insulting guys and defending women is going to make him some type of "alpha male" He's just another effeminate Ledditor dudebro.
>>27011146
I only make high effort, good quality threads.
>>27012077
Yu faget
>>27012077
the faggot himself has finally appeared!
>>27011146
*smirks* I'd be more careful if I were you, kid. *unzips pants and pulls out dick*
>>27011183
I have talked to him on steam and you're pretty much right
>>27012365
Does he really have an internet gf he erps with?
>>27012384
He has a girlfriend, but I have no idea whether he ERPs or not.
look at all the "image.jpg" in that picture.
Mobilefags are cancer that need to be eradicated.
>>27012415
Got any dirt on this nigger?
>>27011118
Fucking hilarity
I can't believe I missed this.
>>27012250
*teleports behind you*
HYAAAAA
*fucks ur dad*
>>27012429
No, there isn't really anything. He's basically just the embodiment of /s4s/.
>>27011118
I find it fucking hilarious that anybody on this board took that seriously. He was clearly trying to make a shitty roleplaying joke... right? am I missing something here?
>>27012425
I'm pretty sure that guy was one and the same person feeding my thread on purpose making it seem like it was that much of a deal (which it wasn't) while simultaneously making that collage to repost it to /r/4chan for sick upvotes.
You know, just reddit doing reddit things.
>>27012477
You'd be surprised how many stupid retards are really on this board who can't even differ obvious satire from complete cringe.
>>27012485
>You know, just reddit doing reddit things.
Like roleplaying on a Pangean shoe-tying forum. Kill yourself.
>>27012485
*he thinks he's popular on reddit*
>>27012485
>>27012499
>all this damage control
kek
>>27012077
>>27012485
>>27012499
Don't worry, Doj has been very very triggered by the robotic uprising on /lit/
>>27012499
Fucking excuses.
That was NOT satire.
You said yourself that you were practicing roleplaying with your girlfriend
>>27012499
>differ obvious satire from complete cringe
I'd say the same thing to justify the fact that I acted like a total retard
>>27012499
>who can't even differ obvious satire
this is an intelligent man
>>27012545
Where did you get that from? Did you make that? Looks great, brah.
>>27012523
You couldn't make it more obvious that you're very, very new.
Since the insurgency of the facebook frog's popularity, a lot of redditors decided to migrate to this already shitty board in the hopes of trying to make as many screencaps of good boy points and tendy posts as possible to repost on /r/4chan for upvotes, since Redditors love pointless humor.
>>27012545
I made /lit/erally one post on /lit/.
>>27012546
>>27012552
Yeah. Who would ever lie on the internet, am I right? It goes both ways.
>>27012556
I know I am. Thanks.
>>27011118
>doj
literally who? Completely irrelivant too bee honest, didn't even make the pic with bandage in it
>>27012792
I'm glad I'm not since I'm not as pathetic as you that I treat tripfaggotry as a popularity contest. Fuck off to /soc/ or MFC, please.
>>27012578
>assblasted faggot trying this hard at damage control
wew lad you're definitely the top dog around here
>>27012578
>more damage control
Who told you that insulting guys and defending women on 4chan's /r9k/ would make you an "alpha male"? Who lead you to believe such a thing?
sad to say i've seen his fucking posts everywhere
glad hes dead thx kgb
>>27012822
Yes I am.
>>27012824
Who told you that I ever said I consider myself an "alpha male"? I don't even partake in social hierarchies, dumb frogposter manbaby.
>>27012856
>Who told you that I ever said I consider myself an "alpha male"?
Yet in the exact same post I'm quoting, you had this exchange:
>wew lad you're definitely the top dog around here
>Yes I am.
Calling other people a "manbaby" won't make women want to have sex with you, neckbeard.
>>27012924
You can be the "top dog" without being an alpha male.
I don't want to have sex with anyone.
>>27012856
god just piss of already with your stupid fucking shit name already no one cares if it was sjonnie or DoJ who posted something on this cancer board
>>27012856
>dumb frogposter manbaby
Aw, someone's getting mad.
>>27012940
you sir may have gone full robot.. never go full robot!
>>27012942
>sjonnie
lol
>>27012982
I'm just saying it like it is.
>>27012546
>>27012552
literally how can anyone think that was serious. HOW.
>>27012856
>I don't even partake in social hierarchies, dumb frogposter manbaby.
Putting others down is "partaking" in the social hierarchy.
Shut up, Doge.
>>27013112
I put everyone who partakes in it down as an onlooker because it's hilariously pathetic how you're bound to said social hierarchy.
Grow up kiddo.
>>27012940
>"Son, ive failed you"
even got insulted by a problem sleuth pic.
that's great
>>27011118
I hate tripfags and hope they all fuck off forever, but it's pretty clear that whole collage was 99% one person sanefagging. The whole *teleports behind you* is a meme mocking autists, yet ""all"" of those anons apparently took him seriously.
>>27012940
Doj, please PLEASE tell me your entire persona and everything you say is a joke. Please. I don't want to believe that you are a real person. This is too pathetic for me to comprehend.
>>27013162
Both my parents actually failed me pretty hard, yes.
>>27013178
Sure.
>>27013129
Nah. You know nothing about social hierarchies. You are actively participating right now. You hold an ego, your trip, and you try to elevate it above others in literally every post.
Narcissism is participation. It requires others by definition. Without others to look down on, you are nothing.
The truthfully detached onlooker probably doesn't post at all, merely observing. Or asks simple questions to gain information for themselves, and nothing more.
I care so little that this is the last thing I will say to you in this thread. I know I am right, and you are just a run of the mill attention whore.
bark for me little doge~
>>27013238
I can stop any time I want, so no, I'm not tied to anything. I guess I am participating in it currently, however, I give you that.
>narcissism
What does that have to do with me? Or is this just the "all tripfags are le attentionwhoring tripfags xd" meme?
>>27013299
not him, but you're using a tripcode on the one board that despises social recognition and norms the most. what the fuck kind of reaction do you think you'll get?
>>27013338
I expected them to have the basic human necessity of cognitive dissonance.
>>27013202
How did your parents fail you?
>>27011118
>namefag drama
FUCK OFF YOU NORMIE SCUM
This isn't fucking facebook ALL namefags should be btfo.
>>27012792
eyohria you don't even have 1k posts, who is even you?
This whole fucking thread....
And an original one
>>27013427
Gtfo Doj, we don't want you here
>>27013466
By being absolute mongoloids and blaming their shit parenting on their children having mental illnesses. In the end, it was this shit parenting that gave me any mental illnesses where there were none.
>>27013509
>namefag
It's called a tripfag, newaids.
>>27014464
Ah okay. I will leave because you don't want me here. Bye.
This thread...
You people...
*goes to options and filters all tripfags*
DO NOT RESPOND TO TRIPFAGS
DO NOT RESPOND TO TRIPFAG THREADS
SAGE TRIPFAG THREADS AND HIDE TRIPFAG POSTS
>>27013238
jesus christ
doge getting absolutely spanked in this thread
>>27014780
Why? Tripfags are generally more quality rich than anonymous posters, even the more annoying ones like Samson.
>>27014818
Nah famalam they, and you are cancer.
>>27011118
I hate that prick
he goes around defending women on every thread
fucking white knight beta
probably thinks it'll get him laid
isn't doj that dutch dude called dojima on skype?
lel Tripfags
>>27012077
*pulls out AK-47*
Its me, Goku
HIROSHIMA BAN THIS FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING GOD DAMN PERMA BAN HIM PLEASE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST BAN HIM DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE BAN HIM NOW PLEASE FUCKING PERMA BAN HIM HIROSHIMA FUCKIN KILL HIM THIS STUPID NIGGER FUCK PERMABAN HIM I HATE HIM DIE DIE DIE DIE PLEASE JUST BAN HIM FUCKKCKCKCKCK
WHAT'S UP DOJ HERE
>>27016405
Holy SHIT THE MADMAN has returned!!!!
What have you been up to, Doj?????
>>27016405
Stop it
>>27016431
He's not me, ledditor.
>>27016449
Shut the fuck up, FAGGOT!!!!!! I know who the real Doj is AND IT'S NOT YOU. OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FAGGOT RIGHT NOW. FUCK. DOJ IS A FAGGOT IN GENERAL BUT STOP IMPERSONATING HIM.
>>27011118
God dammit, Doj is here too? Everyone thinks he's a waste of oxygen in /mhg/
>>27016467
>t. doj the great
>>27016467
I am the real Doj. You can tell the other guy is a fake because of the capital letters.
>>27016476
Fuck off with this impersonator shit
>>27011118
even his blatant shitposts aren't funny
Why can't we have a tripfag brawl, where samson can finally end your pathetic life, along with Eliza?
>>27011118
Literally who??? Blocx
>>27016305
this one is doj too fwiw
t. tenured dojologist
>>27012499
Can't tell if you're retarded or just pretending to be retarded with your shitposting, either way you're fucking retarded and an attention whore.
>caring about tripfags
>ever
its like you all want to ingest their autism and make it your own
>>27016560
The thing is, they aren't even autistic, they're all just hardcore normalfags who do it because they genuinely enjoy it and still actually like /r9k/.
Trips are like assholes. It's good to have so you know where all the shit comes from.
Does anyone know where Doj lives and what he looks like? I'm going to be killing myself in 3 months, and I'd like to beat the shit out of him as my final gift to robots.
>>27012485
>>27012499
>D A M A G E
>C O N T R O L
GTFO Doj you underage fag
>>27016560
This. Just ignore them and go away, I bet this doj faggot is loving all the attention he got from that thread and screencap
>>27016560
There is INDEED a reason why they're tripFAGS.
>>27016608
I live in the netherlands and I look like Wesker except with regular glasses instead of sunglasses.
>>27016610
How can I be underaged if I'm 21 years old?
>>27016614
Not really. I only like the butthurt but that doesn't require my involvement.
>>27012077
*ignores and walks away*
Lol, you're all man babies. Grow up manchild. Undertale is the best game ever made, the characters have so much character, I spend my whole life playing it, hehe man children.
*runs behind bush and waits for replies*
>>27016659
Why do you never try tripping on any other board?
>>27016659
>I'm not doing this for attention
>Says the tripfag continuingly replying to a post about him
Go away faggot
>>27011118
I'm a faggot. Original comment.
>>27016659
>How can i be underaged if i'm 21 years old?
Pic with timestamp then faggot *pulls camera out*
>>27016694
I trip on /vg/, /int/, /d/ and namefig on [s4s] because they don't have trips enabled.
>>27016728
>replying to a post aimed towards me is attentionwhoring
You just went full 9gag, Anon.
>>27016845
Against the rules, nope.
>>27017021
it's not against le fucking rules. you are so le stupid mannnnnnnnnn :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>27017050
Camwhoring is against the rules. Posting pictures of yourself is camwhoring. Please go back to /b/ if rules are too hard for you to interpret.
>>27017076
>Posting pictures of yourself is camwhoring
>>27017076
oh hahahahaha u told me to go back to /b/ because I don't know the rules and /b/ is where all the le badposters go when they don't know the rules oh hahahaha good one I totally get it dude lmao :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>27017021
>Against the rules
Oh my apologizes Doj! Let's take it to >>>/soc/ shall we?
After all, there are no rules about posting pictures there!
>>27017090
Ask literally any board not inhabited by retards with half their brain missing (read; any board but /b/ or /r9k/).
>>27017123
Uh, no. /b/ has no rules, so it's a perfect resort for 12 year olds with ADD like yourself. You should've never left to begin with.
>when people fall for dumb trips pretending to be retarded
>>27017152
That would be the correct approach. Sadly, I'm not a normalshit like yourself who values what others look like, and as such I don't feel inclined to post my picture.
While you're going off to /soc/, please stay there forever.
>>27017166
Here is a question that's actually interesting: why do you use a tripcode? I've namefagged before on /deutsch/, but that was for like a month because I wanted them to know I was an American posting with a German flag.
>>27017235
see: >>27013427
he is literally doing it to make people mad
>>27017200
>Sadly i'm not a normalshit like yourself who values what others look like
So basically, never treat you politely again? I mean i was legit being polite there but man fuck you if you wanna act like that, also i don't give a fuck about how you look, i just want you to prove that you are the age you claim (21)
>and as such i don't feel inclined to post my picture
That's because you're an underage fag mate, if you're not a fucking faggot, you'll do it
>>27017166
oh hahahahaha dude maybe i should go to /b/ now
lmao isnt this thread so awesome??? :DDDD
maybe you can like come to /b/ with me dude hahahah it'll be great u can tripfag there too and people will think its funny hahahahaha
this is such like an le epic thread mannnn :))))))))))
XDXDXDXDXD
:DDDDD
>>27017296
I'm certain that's a cop out to saying that he's an attention whore, but whatever. I have better things to do than continue posting in this thread.
>>27012792
>bandage
>not a fatass who pretends to be nice in "cuteposting" threads until he can't take it anymore and explodes
all of the r9k tripfags are cancer, and they have been forever
>>27012856
Please fly off the handle. I want to see more of your autistic outbursts.
>>27017235
Because he has nothing else to do but bait replies and shitpost whilst pretending he's better than the people he faux argues by calling them manchildren. Replying to him makes him feel like a special snowflake and that people notice him.
He's just a delusional cunt , and I know if he reads this it will probably make him smile so you can't win unless you simply ignore him, which won't happen because there's always someone to take the bait. Trips are literally cancer, there is no cure and they almost always come back.
>>27017166
Jesus, you are one sad, sorry assed motherfucker.
>>27017166
for as much as you want to enforce the rules like a little boyscout, you sure fucking suck at it, /b/ has like half the global rules enforced you dink
>>27017776
The only real rules there which aren't based around laws and common sense like ban evasion are 4, 13 and 15. Can you stop trying to be so retarded? Okay? Thanks?
>>27017826
>Uh, no. /b/ has no rules
>The only real rules there which aren't based around laws and common sense like ban evasion are 4, 13 and 15.
I didn't know Doj had a backtrack ability
I can't keep up with these boring trips. Isn't Doj the beta orbiter who defends this sluts honour while she's getting pounded by her shamed boyfriend?
>>27017865
>what is hyperbole
It's like conversing with a literal 5 year old with aspergers.
>>27017874
Yes, but let me correct; "beta oribter" and "slut" to include quotes.
>>27017894
>what is hyperbole
I should ask you seeing as you have pointed out a hyperbolic inconsistancy to another guy in this thread.
keep your ego in check.
>>27012077
*Whaps black trenchcoat.*
DOJ, YOU FOOL. IT IS I ARRINDOR. Defender of the darkrealm!
Your reign of Tyranny is over!
>>27017894
You're literally on a site where everyone is pretty much autistic and you expect us to be rational and non-retarded? So why haven't you gotten the fuck out of this site yet
>these stupid tripfags why won't they shut up!
>here I'll reply to them again, that will make them stop shitposting
>>27017910
The rule page does literally state half of the global rules are in effect on /b/, though.
>>27017922
Sorry I don't feel like roleplaying right now.
>>27017925
You're confusing the entire website with just /b/. All of you said autists and children need to fuck off to /b/ and stay fucked off to /b/. I know that /r/4chan has taught you that 4chan is ruleless shitposting resort, but it's not. We try handling actual normal subjects and hold normal conversations on EVERY other board besides [s4s] and /soc/, the former being a joke board and the latter being a containment board for normalshits like the virgin manbabies on r9k who want a girlfriend so badly (who for some reason also don't want to leave).
Thanks you babies like you, we simply can not enjoy quality on this website, though.
>>27017946
Nobody will take notice of this highly underrated post and the shitstorm will continue..
>sage
>>27017982
You need to answer what a few people have asked already here. Why do you defend women so much and attack guys on the Internet? What do you think that will achieve?
I want your reply to be more specific than "hurr r9k manbabies". You need to elaborate, in medium or lengthy detail.
>>27017982
Thank you Doj, i figured it out, you are bait, the person, i was so fucking blind but YOU, have opened my eyes, i know what the fuck to do, and hope every other robot does the same, thanks senpai desu
>>27018082
I don't defend women, just attack guys ON /r9k/ SPECIFICALLY, not on the internet. I have said this a million times before, you actual fucktard. I think I might even have a screenshot saved for this.
Ah yes. Here you go, underachiever.
>>27018083
>this person has different opinions so he must be baiting!
Hey Doj, to what extent are you a troll from [s4s]? Do you actually hate misogyny, robots, and failed normies? Do you really want this board to be a bunch of asexual lonely people?
>>27018125
I only came back to /r9k/ in the past week you fag. I didn't see you say any of that stuff in that pic.
>>27018148
There is no evidence Doj wants this place to be full of asexual lonely people, but there is ample evidence that he wants this to be a constant battleground, where there is no peace. Doj is so horrible, tbqh.
>>27018125
You're wasting so much energy getting embroiled in this dumb board culture and then constantly having to defend your views (which are invalid anyway since you can't take into account anyone's subjective circumstances leaving you only able to assert assumptions about others).
You're really no different than the other robots wrapped up in the blame game.
>>27018148
>do you hate misogyny
No. I hate misogyny for the wrong reasons, which is because they can't get laid and try to blame it on women being "evil".
>robots
At this point in time, we don't even know what a robot is.
Manbabies say they are the robots.
Logically dissecting the word "robot" says a robot is an emotionally dead, aloof person with a tough skin who doesn't fit in with people of emotion and soft flesh.
And the simple answer says a robot is someone who posts on the robot9000 board, and as such has no other meaning behind it as literally everyone can post on this board.
If your definition of robot refers to the very first, then yes, I hate those robots.
>failed normies
I pity them, not hate, until they start showing signs of misogyny and refuse to take responsibility for their own failures, at which point I guess they turn into "robots.
>do you really want this board to be a bunch of asexual lonely people?
To the furthest, most extreme extend, yes. What I really want is all the hostility and hugboxing to drop, and having a bunch of asexual lonely people would be a good way to achieve this, since the vast majority of dickheadery on this board is from angry virgins being angry at women.
In the end, I just want the redditors and frogposters to fuck off to /r/4chan and /b/.
>>27018175
I would actually love to be a janitor on /r9k/ for the sole purpose of cleansing the shitposters and those who throw oil in the fire.
Sadly, no janitor applications been open since I made this decision.
>>27018272
Except I don't use this place as a blog to complain and bitch about things. I just partake in it. I don't have any goal.
>>27018289
>To the furthest, most extreme extend, yes. What I really want is all the hostility and hugboxing to drop, and having a bunch of asexual lonely people would be a good way to achieve this, since the vast majority of dickheadery on this board is from angry virgins being angry at women.
You're as naive as I thought.
Keep wasting your time here.
>>27018125
>attacking anonymous users
I don't even see the point
>even presuming they are guys
>even presuming they are not baiting
This reminds me of that ancient leader that had his army fire arrows at the ocean to attack Poseidon
Also
>"ON /r9k/ SPECIFICALLY, not on the internet"
/r9k/ is on the internet
>>27018289
>I don't use this place as a blog to complain and bitch about things.
>I just partake in it.
So you bitch and complain about things then.
I remember like 4 years ago I took this board super seriously, then I stepped away for a little while and experienced life more. Now I counter robot generalizations with anecdotal experience and others occassionally agree with me which is nice. Going out of your way to constantly argue and attack is equally damaging to yourself and leaves you in a toxic mindset, even if you're correct in not being a misogynist.
Trust me, I used to be a cunt.
>>27018508
Trust me, I have enough of my own mind not to succumb to "le toxic" /r9k/ mindset. Unlike the babies who create that environment, I am mature and capable of cognitive dissonance.
Stop trying to help me, friend. You can't fix something that isn't broke and will not break. I am the one who breaks.
>>27018545
You're not broken, just misguided. Good luck.
> "le toxic"
why
>>27018684
Toxic is a buzzword popularized by tumblrites, SJWs and Riotards. That's why "le".
>>27012485
t. redditor with 5000+ karma
*unsheathes katana* I finally come back to R9K and I am faced with an army of imposters!?!?!
BACK THE FUCK OFF????!!!! ALLL OF YOU!
*spits on ground* Manbabies...
>>27018289
>>27018743
>>27017982
Fuck off faker. I swear to god I will hack the shit out of you if you dont stop it *glares menacingly*
>>27018125
if you favour common sense, would it not be beneficial for both parties if you got off your high horse or just fucked off entirely you egotistical nonce.
