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Why the fuck do tall guys like short "cute" women?
Do they not realize the likelihood of having manlet sons increases?
Do they not realize you have better chance of dating taller, sexier women?
do they not realize they would look better as a tall genetically superior "power" couple?
as a manlet, I don't get it AT ALL. I am cursed with being attracted to tallish women at least 5'6, best range is 5'8--5'10
help explain?
>>27010333
I dunno, my mom is 5'5" and my dad is 6'2", and I turned out to be 6'1". I don't think it works quite the way you might think.
>>27010333
My first gf was so small I could pick her up and set her on top of my dresser and eat her out. She liked to be fucked against the wall too. We never got a sex swing though.
I'm only 6'4
Normals never think ahead with shit like that. They think the power of love will change things or something.
Its why they shrug and say it was part of god's plan when they have multiple retard children and also why they breed with idiots and genetic fuckups.
>dad was 6'5"
>mom was 5'3"
>I'm 5'11" king of manlets
>>27010333
I'm tall (6'4) and would probably do the same.
I have a small penis (4") and terribly self conscious about it.
it's to match their dick sizei would know
its easy to pick her up and powerfuck her
its just that
It's a trade off
Taller women have higher levels of testosterone, causing them to have manfaces, aggression, narrow hips, and broad shoulders accompanied by sexual promiscuity and a higher likelihood of cheating
Shorter women have healthier kids too
>>27010525
Women with higher testosterone will give you Chad sons
Estrogens cause growth plate fusion
so short stature = more feminine woman
>>27010504
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
don't worry tall bro, penisenlargement will happen in our lifetime.
T. Manlet with 5 in dick
>Why the fuck do tall guys like short "cute" women?
They're *usually* more attractive than the amazon bulldykes tall people are expected to go for.
>Do they not realize the likelihood of having manlet sons increases?
Most normal people don't think about that when considering potential partners.
>Do they not realize you have better chance of dating taller, sexier women?
But taller=/=sexier for women. Quite often its the opposite.
>do they not realize they would look better as a tall genetically superior "power" couple?
Giving a shit about you as a couple are perceived is what women do.
>as a manlet, I don't get it AT ALL. I am cursed with being attracted to tallish women at least 5'6, best range is 5'8--5'10
As a manlet you don't get it because you have a specific ideal that you find hard to obtain, then get frustrated when people who would have an easier time getting your ideal partner don't want it.
>>27010333
I'm 6'1 and my gf is 5'2. I do think about it actually but then i think she's actually a smart, self-directing girl and thats even fucking rarer than tall genes.
(Also 30F)
It's not our fault.
I'm 6"7.
Girls 5"7 and up don't really like me, but girls around 5"0 won't leave me alone.
>>27010525
How come super male syndrome makes you short as well then?
>>27010947
>girls around 5'0" won't leave me alone
How do you deal with that?
>>27011174
I ignore then until they sleep with some chad to get back at me, then after that they've cooled off a bit so i can actually get to know them/ date them properly
>>27011205
That sounds like legitimate cuckoldry, friend
>>27011237
That wasn't me
>>27010947
seems like some manlet just go angry and decided to pretend to be me kek
>>27010333
Nice trips.
I am 5'10 or 176 cm, king of manlets
I am dating a cute waifu of 155cm. The thought that I will have manlets as offspring bothers me a bit. I mean if I have daughters it isnt that much of problem but a boy. Damn...
What do?
i prefer girls to be about a head shorter than me, any shorter than that and sex becomes slightly awkward, although not awkward enough to where its a big deal, but im a manlet what do i know.
>>27010937
I had a girl who was 153 cm tall and had double d.life was breddy gut.
Now i have a 155cm tall girl with douvle AA. Jkmn
6'5 here, would love a 6 foot gf to intimate manlets. Womanlets can never have long sexy legs and a slender body. Also short girls are too awkward, fuck having to bend down for them.
>>27010949
Being tall is not actually as advantageous as it is perceived by most people, especially small people and women.
If perceptions dictated reality, Stefan Struve would be undefeated in the UFC, but we all know what the reality is.
>>27011330
Yeah but taller ones never have tits or a wide ass. Just depends how high test you are.
I feel like nature tries to keep itself in balance =
> High test makes you tall
> High oest makes you small
> High test makes you like big tits and ass
> High oest gives you big tits and ass
Therefore the cycle continues
>>27011299
> Double AA
You might as well put a dress on a dead arm masturbate at this point
>>27011372
>High test makes you tall
Not so much, and very high test makes you short.
>>27011330
I had a chink gf who was like 6"1, I'm 6"7
It was great, but her face brought a tear to the eye.
>>27011330
Tbh I prefer skinny body and shapely ass. Short girls may have proportionally bigger tits and asses but they can also look quite stumpy. VS model body is ideal.
>>27011407
I dont think anyone was intimidated by two 1/10 spindly giants
>>27011424
She is a coach of the Chinese national basketball team and is a graduate of Beijing sporting university , so no she wasn't exactly lanky or into lanky men.
>>27010463
It varies
I've seen situations where their son ends up 5'9 but with a 6'2 sister.
>>27011481
>I've seen situations where their son ends up 5'9 but with a 6'2 sister.
oh baby
>>27011385
The boobs are nicely rounder and skme decent nipples but ut sucks that they are so small.
I am still happy that I atleast had the experience ti had a double d petite girl. It looked really hot. A small girl with giant boobs.
>>27010333
tighter pussy
>>27011535
Tell her to buy some tits or go walk into the sea, its not like your with her for the conversation anyway.
>>27010485
how tall was she?
>>27010333
Manlets reading this legitimately on suicide watch
>>27011729
>mfw 6ft4
>mfw I physically dominate everyone outside
>>27010535
This is true. If you are not exposed to high enough levels of testosterone in the womb you come out as a beta.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDEuRSOFDwU
REMINDER THAT SHORT GIRLS GO FOR TALL GUYS
AND TALL GIRLS GO FOR TALL GUYS
MANLETS ARE FUCKED
>>27010937
Just so you're aware, my parents were similar, all I will say is I hope you two don't have any sons. It's not fair.
>>27011848
how tall are you?
are you a manlet?
>>27011299
Going to make her get implants?
>or you could cut her hair short and make her into a trap boyfriend
>>27011510
They should each transition to the other sex
Actually this reminds me of the other day
>wageslaving at big w
>walking around tidying up store
>notice goddess that had to be at least my height if not slightly taller (I'm 189cm, 6ft 2 and a halfish)
>had to be at least an 8/10, slender but with a thin waist/wide hips
>notice bulk alpha that has to be at least a head taller than me put his arm around her and they walk off
>the only time in my life I felt like a manlet
>feelsshitmate
So I guess tall guys don't always go for short girls, but just girls that are shorter then themselves
>>27010485
Kill yourself
>>27010511
Kill yourself
>>27010525
Kill yourself
>>27010580
Kill yourself
>>27010937
Kill yourself
>>27010947
Kill yourself
>>27011277
Kill yourself
>>27011297
Kill yourself
>>27011299
Kill yourself
>>27011330
Kill yourself
>>27011372
Kill yourself
>>27011407
Kill yourself
>>27011866
Kill yourself
>>27011902
Kill yourself
Fuck off normie cunts
>>27011510
>https://tallwomanlover.wordpress.com/2015/07/30/my-big-little-sister/
>>27011510
Its just like my Chinese porno comics!
>>27011764
I'm glad youtube has the play speed feature.
There are tall girls who would date manlets, I have witnessed it. They make it look like he is dating a model or something because she looks tall next to him. Maybe that's why they like it.
>>27010333
because its like fucking a fleshlight
>>27011352
He should do boxing, mother fucker is 6ft11.
>>27011848
I will feel bad if my son isnt at least 5'10, that said most of the men on my side are well over 6' and im actually small for them, so im hoping i have some latent genes.
> Men in gf's family are literally hobbits, all ~5'3
Am i betraying my genes?
>>27012171
KiII yourseIf you normaIfag
>>27011940
the only thing not fitting is that picture, shes definitely around his age or older in that pic
the story was good though, not sure what the fuck the camera shit was doing.
camera shit sorta ruined it too beee honest
>Do they not realize the likelihood of having manlet sons increases?
Regression to mean. His height and her shortness are anomalies. The child will likely be average height.
>>27010947
This. Petite girls are usually fascinated by tall guys. You should use that to your advantage, fellow tall robots.
>>27010333
Makes me so fucking mad. I even know 1 tall 4chaner with such fucking ugly short piece of crap. fucking Pekingese
t. tall grill
i don't know why... it's just feels so good when you are fucking them... eels like you are going to tear her apart, and i am only 6' with a 7''x6'' dickilidickilidick
>Do they not realize the likelihood of having manlet sons increases?
This is what all dads would prefer. That's why they circumcise their sons. They feel inadequate in some way, and would never want to raise spawn that is better than them. Fuck chadfathers.
>>27011916
Your post made my day!Keep doing Kek`s work based Anon!
>>27010333
it is a biological thing. I dont what its called in english but basically the gene pool will always find ways to even itself out. If you are a super tall man or woman you will likely look for an average or below average partner. Also having 2 alphas usually doesnt work out. Too much ego.
>Both brothers are 6'0
>I'm 5'5
>>27014613
kill yourself manlet
original fucking comment robot
Who here
/over6'2/?
6ft 4 reporting
>>27014948
Don't bully manlets, they already have enough people looking down on them
>>27010333
daddy/daughter complex
>>27010333
most sons take after their dad regardless of the mothers height. If your short and your dad is tall your "dad" was probably cucked by a hung manlet
>>27015056
>he believes this.
>>27015172
Its true. I know so many tall guys with short moms its crazy. Your dad was cucked, senpai
>>27015187
I'm 6ft4 friend.
You're still deluded
>>27010333
The desire and sensation that you can actually wreck and destroy a short girl in bed, that's all.
>>27010333
It depends on whether you like "cute" or "sexy". I for one prefer cute. It's not hard. I don't give a shit about potential manlets. I'm an antinatalist. I'd probably find tall girls annoying since my sister is almost as tall as me and she turns it into a competition. I don't want to be a "power couple" whatever the fuck that is. I want to be the one in power.
>>27010333
>5'10 father
>5'7-5'8 mother
>I'm 6'1
Fells so fucking GOOD
>>27011551
myth, it depends more on who rather than height.
I do prefer chicks who are tall. The problem is that I also like to sexually dominate girls so smaller ones just work better. Not that any of this matters when some hard groping is as far as I'll ever get with a girl.
>>27011916
I can feel your butthurt from Straya.
>>27010333
tall, attractive women are fucking rare.
not only are short cuties common, but they're super easy for a tall guy because women love that huge height difference making them feel extra small.
>>27010333
When they jerk us off their tiny hands make our cocks look even bigger. Also, they are easy to flip around when you're fucking, even though she's usually on top doing all the work because of the awkward height difference.
>I'm 6'2"
>She's 5'4"
It's awesome.
>>27016246
Exactly, our dicks look huge and it's great. I'm 6'2 as well and I'm going on a date with a 5'0 chick this weekend, it's the best.
For a manlet, an amazon woman is the best choice.
At 6'-6'1 she tower most men when she wear shoes so she is likely to not even notice you're short. And you can bury yourself in her boobs.
I was an incel 5'6 manlet for all my life until I got a 5'11 godess gf
>>27016246
Enjoy having a 5'11 son lmao
>>27016283
If you were to ever have a son with her he would be 5'9 hahaha
Tall women are hideous nine times out of ten. Their height alone is unattractive, and their proportions and figures suffer - many of them look like men.
Tiny women look like children, but with curves. Their forms are absolutely wonderful.
My oldest brother is 6'11", has Marfan's Syndrome, so no sports for him
He married a woman from the Philippines who is just under 4', she has no curves, no breasts ans looks like a child, really high pitched voice too, she is a dwarf but not the weird shaped ones, she is just a miniature person
They look like a couple from a Circus sideshow
When they got married my Dad had a big "talk" with him to make sure he was sure he really wanted to marry a midget, Dad didn't care she was south Asian, he was glad she was a christian and not black
Brother tells Dad she is perfect for him because his dick is only 2" hard, my Dad hugged him and told him how sorry he was, I tried not to laugh, I was 13 at the time, Dad gave me the "you're gonna get the belt" look so I wiped the grin
I got a Giant for a brother with no dick and a midget sister-in-law, with no tits and now my middle brother is "transitioning" and has tits and a dick, my Dad told me I was his last hope and I better not fuck up
>>27016759
Jesus anon your life is a joke I hope you find the punchline.
Children take after the mom in terms of height, so look at the height of the men in her biological family to get the idea of the height of her son.
Short women can produce tall sons, but she probably came from a family of tall men.
I have a solid foot on my current gf, and it's by far the best sex I've ever had. No regrets, and I don't plan on having kids yet anyways
>>27010333
I'm 5'6". My last gf was 5'10". The one before was 5'9". It's seriously not hard at all to land a taller gf when you are a short guy.
>5' 9"
>have a thing for women around the same height as me
>all women attracted to guys taller than them
>>27011916
>this assraging redditor
I bet you'll throw a fit over long haired women being more attractive too
>>27010333
Short woman are cuter. My mom's 5'4", and my dad is 5'8". I'm 6'0". I would be badly tempted to shack up with a womanlet, but if I had a son he would suffer.
>>27010333
Nice trips.
Short women are insanely attracted to tall guys. It's way easier for lanklets to get a short gf than a normal sized one. The ease creates a preference and before you know it they're popping out manlets and lanklettes.
>>27014982
Underrated fucking comment!
>>27010333
>tfw 5'8 manlet
>might get together with a girl who's more than a head-size shorter than me
I hope I don't get a kid with her because it'd be a death sentence for the poor guy.
>>27010463
Mom 5,6
Dad 5,10
Me 6,5 yeah OP it doesn't work that way, sorry
>>27016374
Dude, I got my vasectomy in college. I ain't never having kids.
>>27016392
>>27016374
That's not how it works dipshit
>>27010333
legal lolicons.
>>27010333
>help explain?
its a pedophile thing
>>27017562
Dude, shhhhuuuut up.
>>27012938
This, unlike you retarded amerifags, I'm going to give my height in STANDARD INTERNATIONAL MEASUREMENTS though. I'm 2 meters tall and girls from 1.45 to 1.65 meters are crazy for me.
I can't tell you.
>>27017663
why though
original commentary
Mom is short, dad tall, both me and my sister are tall
>>27018658
how tall are you friend?
original comment robot
