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>you will NEVER have a funeral like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypff0vx2FZo
I couldn't care less what happens to my corpse.
A friend of mine died earlier this year and this was my first time experiencing a death, aside from my grandfather dying when I was like 5 which I barely remember.
There was a whole bunch of shit that was hard to deal with about the wake/funeral:
> The body.
The wake was open casket and IDK I found seeing his body sort of disturbing. It's hard to put into words, sort of uncanny valley I guess. It's weird to see someone truly dead, they look uh... 'Deader' than you were expecting, or something.
> Dude's mom was bawling.
She was just screeching, crying her eyes out, a level of grief I can't imagine.
> I felt guilty about not being that sad.
I hadn't really hung out with this guy since high school, like 2007ish, so I wasn't terribly torn up. Then I go to the wake and like half the people there are in serious mourning. I was there talking to some other high school friends and it was like, we just stood around trying to look respectful and not laugh at anything, because we knew there were like close family around and shit who were seriously bereaved. My friend remarked to me afterward, "well, that was awkward," and truth be told it was.
Grandad
He was actually my real granddad's brother but Mum's Dad died long before I were born and he stepped in and married my grandma (like a good brother should (!))
There was one time he lost his rag with me when I were five or six and my dad and a couple of his brothers set him the fuck straight. Otherwise, he was pretty chill with me. He wasn't an unintelligent man and would actually take me to botanical gardens, observatories and museums as well as teach me calculus. All told, he was decent with me. I guess that as he did such a shit job raising his children and my mum, I was his chance at redemption.
When he died, I was kinda numb but not sad. Indeed, during the funeral procession, my dad put the radio on (he hates silence).
What else would be playing but
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ErLt8EvOcYw
I started dancing because it's a fucking cool song but when it got to the chorus, we (me, my dad and two brothers) were in fits of laughter because two cars ahead, there was "granddad" in a fucking box.
There eulogies were short and forced. I touched the coffin and whispered "Thanks for the stuff you taught me".
At the wake, me and my brother remarked on how much of a cunt he was to my mum and my grandma then we split and got fucking wasted and blew a twatload of money on horses for the fuck of it... All while laughing about that song in the car.
Incidentally, my greyhound shared a name with my granddad by accident and I went into deep mourning for that dude. Bill was friend.
>>27010337
>Living in A Box
Your dad's a riot
that's nothing familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k4HzLpuF-0
>>27010439
For fucking shame.
>>27009805
>two hakas from full grown men
>his compatriots, his brothers
>not a single teardrop among them
>all using the might of a thousand gods to restrain those liquid feels
>wife in tow holding his childrens hands
>the children don't understand - they're too young
>full on boisterous haka from the kids who will replace Lomu
>old men carry the coffin to the hearse
>that fucking dove
Fuck you OP
I didn't ask for these feels
>>27009805
> You'll never die as a respected doctor or a person loved by a lot of people.
> Nobody or maybe just your small circle of relatives will be there on your funeral
> They'll just want to go home and won't care about you or your family anyway.
I experienced the same. When I was in HS, one of my classmate's dad died. He was a docor. Holy shit there were so many people on his funeral. Compared this to my grandfather's funeral. Only a few people...
>>27009805
>a bunch of hypocrites pretending they cared when all they did was ask for money or help from him
>they abused his generosity so much it left him a virtual pauper
>no one said anything until the media started talking about it, then they all acted like he was just too generous for his own good. It was his fault, not the people taking advantage of him
>his parasite wife abusing the goodwill attached to his name to raise money for herself
>parading his children on television in their moment of deep grief for the whole country to gawk at
Fuck that dog and pony show.
>>27010928
>Implying Lomu wouldn't have done the same thing if he were healthy and it was one of his teammates dying from some internal clusterfuck
Forget that people (including yourself) are, on the whole, pretty shit and enjoy the fucking funeral.
At least three quarters of those feels were real.
Cunt.
>>27011007
>Forget that people (including yourself) are, on the whole, pretty shit and enjoy the fucking funeral
Implying I'm not morally superior to the majority of the cattle.
They probably were real feels. Especially since they'd lost someone they could always depend on to reach into his pockets and give them whatever money he had. It's tough for a parasite to lose a dependable meal source, one you've leeched into poverty for years.
You're the cunt for being one of those giving legitimacy to the whole farce and not calling out this bullshit for what it is. Then you fuckwits focus only on what his wife's doing instead of pulling up the other cunts who made his life so much more difficult.
>>27011108
Life has taught me to be a cynic and a cautious one at that. But bitterness is self taught.
I pity you.
Cunt.
Just out of curiosity... do they still perform the funeral even if you have no one showing up? Unless I an hero I will outlive my parents and siblings. I also have no friends.
I plan on having my corpse burned at 360 degrees in the oven, though, or if possible in the future, launched into space.
I was expecting copulation in a coffin 2bh
>>27011221
>>27011222
Time twins
>>27011221
Whatever's cheapest I guess.
Probably burned and buried (or as you say, launched into space depending on the technological era).
>>27011221
>>27011275
Unless you're in a third world shithole with no health regulations. Then you'd be dumped on a street and left to the stray dogs... Or dragged into the desert for the vultures depending on where you die.
Hope that helps.
>no necrophilia
OP your subject name was very misleading
my first expeirience with death was when i went to bill presleys funeral, it was also open casket.
dude was like stone
bill presley is elvis's cousin
>>27011310
Clothed or unclothed.
Dicking or no dicking.
You can fap to anything if you put your mind to it paladin.
Sink sink sink sink slowly sinking in the sink.
