>person claims to not be a normalfag
>they aren't even a virgin
Fucking lmao, thats like rule number one and normals even get that wrong.
So having sex take a away the ability to be a robot? I don't think sex changes an anon overnight
>>27007452
To have sex, you need a gf, which needs friends, which means you went out and socialized, which means you are not socially inept.
>>27007348
Who is that semen demon?
>>27007452
Yep, unless you were molested or raped or something.
>>27007533
>to have sex, you need gf
Wewlad.
Careful OP, you're going to trigger the cancer infesting /r9k/ by saying normalfag and not social media-friendly "normie".
>>27007533
>to have sex you need a gf
Is being wrong rule number 2
>have only gotten one blowjob in the last two years, some kissing
>haven't had sex since 2014
fuck off cunts I'm not a normie.
>>27007452
The only excuse is if you paid a hooker, then it becomes a gray area.
Otherwise to get sex you need to exhibit social value. Social value = Normalfag.
>>27007580
>>27007590
>being able to have casual sex
>thinking you have the lack of social skills necessary to be a robot
>thinking you have the beta requirements of being a robot
>>27007580
>>27007590
If you can have casual sex you are far far from being a robot. Even farther than a cunt with a gf
>>27007643
Yes, yes you are.
Unless it was to a prostitute, you cannot be a robot and not be a virgin.
>>27007643
Fuck off normalcunt yes you are
>>27007643
>hasn't had sex in 2 whole years :(((((((((((
>still considers himself a robot
What the fuck?
/r9k/ is dead 4chan is dead
I've seen other boards refer to people that aren't into lifting weights as "normies."
>>27007674
>>27007675
I had a long-term girlfriend for three years in undergrad, and she's the only girl I've ever had sex with. I've done other sexual things with other girls, but not sex, and I doubt I'll ever get sex again.
>>27007723
That's too bad
Now fuck off normie, I've never even had a friend
>>27007709
??? How does sex exclude you from being a robot
>>27007723
>I had a long term girlfriend
>I've done other sexual things with other girls
Yeah, you're a normalfag.
>>27007723
>had a longterm gf
>had sex
>sexual things with other girls
>not a normalfag
>>27007723
How do you NOT consider yourself a normalfag? What goes through your tiny norm brain?
>>27007744
Because it shows you are accepted by society.
>>27007709
"normie" has always and will always be a poor substitute for normalfag because it's politically correct and freely used in real life and on social media.
Anyone that used the term has no place on imageboards.
>>27007348
straight up fags have had sex with girls
>>27007744
>having the social skills to get laid
>enjoying the situations that one would get laid in
>>27007737
How have you never had a friend? I'm sure you've had someone you considered a friend at some point in your life.
>>27007747
>>27007755
Just because I had relationships I'm a normie? why?
>>27007774
Compared to most people my age, I'm way more depressed/way shittier with women/fucking ugly.
>>27007847
>How have you never had a friend?
Because I'm not a normie
If you had sex, you were deemed to be a desirable person by not just another human being, but another human being who you were attracted to. That completely and entirely makes you a normie.
>>27007643
Yes you are you fucking retard, YOU DO NOT FIT IN HERE, STOP PRETENDING YOU DO
Fucking hell the fucking frog memes killed this place
>>27007452
This is a misunderstanding of the whole principle.
You see, you were a normie BEFORE you had sex. The fact that you managed to jump through all he social hoops required to get there means you are not even close to being a robot.
Just because you "feel" like a robot doesn't make you one. You can't just arbitrarily label yourself. This isn't Tumblr.
>>27007847
>I've done everything normal people do, I've had normal experiences, I'm indistinguishable from a normie, but trust me, guys! I'm one of you!
Leave
>>27007859
Lol now you're just shitposting
>>27007895
Bro I've probably been on 4chan longer than you so you fuck off
>>27007939
>Bro I've probably been on 4chan longer than you so you fuck off
Oh big boy browsed /b/ for a few years before migrating his normalnigger self to OUR BOARD
fuck off, you don't belong here, you never will
>>27007847
>Just because I had relationships I'm a normie? why?
Because robots, BY DEFINITION, cannot get into relationships. IT IS THE WHOLE IDEA.
We lack social skills, we are constant rejects, we are emotionally and socially stunted, we are largely mentally ill, etc.
If you can get into a relationship, you are, by definition, not a robot.
>>27007643
>>27007723
>>27007847
>>27007939
Do you have any idea of how fucking retarded you sound like right now?
Exactly. Fucking r/foreveralone normalfags have came here because their social media was cucked long ago and they don't have nowhere to go.
>>27007939
>Lol now you're just shitposting
No I'm not you stupid normie faggot
But I can see how you wouldn't get it, because you aren't a fucking robot
>>27007975
>you're not one of us even though you've been on 4chan since 2007
kek
>>27007981
Honestly it feels like this whole concept is just a meme on this board. Like I doubt there are even that many NEETs on here.
>>27007989
Why? I'm just saying the truth
>>27007590
Yes, it's in the handbook. Didn't get a copy? There's a reason for that.
>>27007939
>Bro I've probably been on 4chan longer than you so you fuck off
"guys im an oldfag! i am a member of anonomooze and know all the memes! *bursts into treats* xDxDxD anybody who disagrees with me is a shitposter also NEET is just a meme"
>>>/reddit/
what if you're a failed normie
>>27008030
I don't give a fuck how much of your retarded normalfag life you've wasted on this site, you aren't a robot, you never will be
>>27008063
Then go fuck off to /adv/ or /soc/
>>27008038
I'll admit this is for the most part true. I do think all of the NEET posts on here are just memes and I do like Reddit. However I started on 4chan.
>>27008063
That is what much of /r9k/ is, though.
All this relationship and drama shit is the definition of the "failed normie".
You fit in more than I do, unfortunately.
What if you raped a girl? Is that still normal? What if you had sex, but it was with an animal? What about a gay guy that convinced you to try it because "how do you know you don't like it until you try it"? What about retarded girls, corpses, vegetables, or any number of sexual experiences that probably don't fit into normalfag behavior?
>>27008030
Being on 4Chan isn't what makes one a robot.
We're not all NEETs. I'm a Uni student. Second semester. No friends, haven't had a conversation outside of with my priest, parents, and two professors since August. Kissless virgin. Don't even know how people get in relationships, I just always heard about it, and didn't know how it really happened.
Also diagnosed schizotypal personality disorder, comordid with primarily obsessive OCD.
And there are robots here much worse off than I am.
>>27008098
nobody cares
your posts just reek of that telltale normalfag self-righteousness
well this is one place where you don't fit in, and oh god forbid there is ONE place on the earth where you don't belong, right?
you will never feel what we feel, you can never relate to us, everything you've read here has only ever flown right over your head
>>27008098
Fraud exposed. Case closed.
>>27008134
Don't you worry your pretty little head about it normalfag
Just get the fuck out
>>27008134
>What about a gay guy that convinced you to try it because "how do you know you don't like it until you try it"?
then you're literally a normalfag
all those other examples are robot
>>27008134
shoving a cucumber up your ass and jerking off your dog is not sex
>>27008148
>>27008157
Okay, then prove to me the NEET threads aren't just a shitty meme. I'm pretty sure the whole NEET and wagecuck thing is like a grand total of 30 people on thsi board.
>>27008228
Last time there was a poll, I think 20% or so said they were NEETs. My older brother is definitely a robot, and he was a NEET up until two weeks ago.
>>27008228
nobody needs to prove anything to you, nobody should even talk to you, you don't understand what we say anyway
we're on two different wavelengths, you've just deluded yourself into believing you can understand us, what a fucking waste of time on your part
>>27008226
But sticking your dick in its ass is anal sex, a subset of sex.
>>27008228
that sounds like too much work, wagecuck
why don't you try to do it yourself on your lunch break tomorrow?
I'm a cyborg/failed normie/failed human
>>27008228
There's only 2 people on 4chan. Prove me wrong.
>tfw lost virginity at 18
>tfw no matter what I do I can never be a robot againtake me back ;__;
>retards in this thread who have had sexual relations and still begging to be accepted by robots as them
You don't want to be a robot, you fucking retards. You don't want to be like this. You are just failed normalfags.
It's like fucking dressing up as a mentally ill person when you're fine and going in the bed next to them asking "being sick sucks huh?" like fuck off faggot how do you not see how offensive that is
>>27008316
You were never a robot to begin with if you lost your virginity at fucking 18 to anyone other than a fucking hooker.
>>27008316
>>>/soc/
>>>/reddit/
>>>/getthefuckout/
>>27008252
Well that makes sense at least. That's still way lower than this board makes it sound.
>>27008266
fuck off cunt
>>27008275
Sorry i enjoy my job so I don't mind working. I know that's hard for NEETs to believe but people can actually enjoy going to work.
>>27008316
Why do you waste your time here? You've proven you can make it in the real world, go from this horrid fucking place.
>>27008343
>fuck off cunt
oh no your fragile normalfag feelings are getting hurt? better cry into your side-bitch's shoulder, maybe she'll give you another complimentary BJ too
>>27008228
The wagecuck shit is pure memery but there are hikkis here (like me) although not as many or in as high a concentration as /a/ or /jp/.
Too much discussion about teenager shit like relationships and social media for many of us to be able to tolerate it. Honestly I don't know why I visit this board still when I feel much more at home elsewhere, but that's a discussion for another thread.
>>27008030
>2007
what a newfag it must be summer already
>>27008098
Get out of here faggot. You are not one of us.
You have no idea what kind of pain and loneliness we have to deal with in our lives. You have no idea what it's like to rot in inescapable poverty while you witness an uncountable number of people genuinely enjoy there lives all around you.
You have no idea what it's like to be bullied and abused by other people all your life to the point where you don't even try to interact or form bonds with other people. You have no idea what it's like to see other people treat each-other with respect and understanding and then turn around and mock you in the same moment.
What makes it worse is that you then turn around and insult us for being different and bitter. You claim it's all our fault and not one shred yours. Then you invade our board and claim we aren't real.
You are a monster hiding behind a fake smile, you have no empathy what so ever. You are egocentric to your core and no words will ever get you to see things from our point of view or to respect us.
This is our board, not yours. GET OUT.
>>27007580
>being a normie slut
the worst
>>27007643
disgusting normalfag
>>27008388
Not sure if I count as a Hikkikomori, since I go to university. When I get back though, I don't go out at all. Have zero friends at Uni.
>people down hall of dorm are having fun and partying
>get angry at them for having fun while I suffer
What if I Fuck at least 2 new girls every week, but still feel emptiness and pain inside? What am I?
What if I had sex with my sister?
>>27008422
You're a hikki about as much as someone that hasn't had sex in two weeks is a virgin.
I don't understand why you want to be one. It's a terrible thing. You're out there doing things and that's great, anon.
ok what does it mean to be a failed normie? what am i like now? and what are my future outlooks looking like?
>>27008428
>What am I?
A stupid normie that can cry about it on /adv/
>>27008343
>people can actually enjoy going to work.
some people enjoy cuckold. it takes all kinds I guess
>>27008441
>>>/a/
>>27008457
>>>/soc/
Get out normies
>>27008350
Because I'm not going to make it.
It's not worth keeping up a facade
>>27008449
It's not so much that I want to be one, as that I have a natural urge to live like one.
I'm not sure I fully understood the phenomenon. Is it the going outside that is the fundamental part of it? I assumed it was the social isolation.
>>27008466
Oh sorry man
>>27008374
No, I literally don't care.
>>27008388
That's interesting. What's life like as a Hikki?
>>27008402
Sorry. I didn't know I hurt people this way by posting this. I'll stop after this post. I hope you feel better. :(
>>27008482
Work can be fun, if you work hard and get a career in something you love. :)
>>27008495
If you're out there in public hanging around people it's not social isolation.
I've left the house once so far in 2016 for a psychiatrist appointment. I left it about 6 times in 2015 for other appointments. I've been this way for over a decade.
Is this really something you envy?
>>27008544
>What's life like as a Hikki?
It's not a life.
>>27007452
I mean, it did for me. I was on this board all day from its inception 'til it's deletion in 2010/2011. Then sometime in 2011, I lost my virginity. My mind began processing things differently -- it's still noticeable to this day, nearly five years after I last had sex.
I've definitely relapsed back into loser status and I will most likely die alone whilst living with my parents, but I'm still a normalfag. I've changed. It's just what happens.
>>27008612
I don't hang around people though. I go to class, get there, leave.
I have been trying to get a psychiatrist for the aforementioned schizotypal PD, but I am too lazy. What is it like?
I kind of do envy it. Though, I have to say from your description, I definitely am not a Hikkikomori. Though, once Uni ends, all bets are off. Brother was Hikki for about 3 years after he got out.
>>27008544
Fraud exposed. Case closed. :)
asdf
>>27008655
Yeah, I definitely don't. My isolation is not as complete as that of a Hikkikomori. It was rather foolish of me to think I was even close.
>>27008681
Good luck, anon. Don't end up like me.
>>27008733
Valid? I suppose that's true. I just don't feel like I'm living. I'm not going to blogpost so I'll just leave it at that.
I come here because I "grew up here", so to speak.
I was a complete robot from 7th grade to 12th grade. Poor hygiene, bad style, nerdy, socially awkward, needy. Going to university helped me break out of my shell. Now I'm a working professional, have no girlfriend but a few different girls on the go, and a trusted circle of friends.
But I come here because sometimes I still feel like the boy who couldn't understand why girl after girl after girl would turn him down - I was nice, but I wasn't flirting with them. And because I didn't grasp that concept, because I thought the way in was to be sincere, honourable, and genuine.
The way in is, in actual fact, being relaxed, humorous, and playfully yet unashamedly sensual.
I am here to help.
I've had full on home-run sex with nine women. Fooled around with around 5-6 more and a handful of men.
Let me be chillingly realistic, though - if you think a girl falling in love with you will magically cure what ails you...don't be surprised to realise that the oasis was just a mirage.
>>27007348
If youre such a fucking fuck up that cant even manage to get laid at some point then youre not even a robot youre something else. Just fucking end it.
The rest of us true robots will feel sad for you.
>>27007452
>so being a billionaire makes you not poor?
>eye dont think so
>>27008942
>I was a bit awkward in high school
>Had sex with multiple women, am relatively successful and have friends
>BUT I AM STILL LE ROBOT XDD
Holy fuck, you're actually a meme.
>>27008942
Sensuality or charisma is not something you can just learn. It's a personality type.
>>27008030
>you're not one of us even though you've been on 4chan since 2007
If you started browsing in 2007 then you should know you're a fucking newfag and should kill yourself.
>>27008612
>tfw only leave to get food
>only friends are anime characters
>hands fucked so can't even game now
>developing breathing problems
>seem to always be sick
the only comfort i have is making dank programs and knowing this will all be over soon.
>>27010708
>the other 10% is cp
Literally what.
>>27008733
As someone who recently ended 2 years as a hikki you're fucking retarded. Being a shut-in isn't life, it's having your life on hold. You lose time and gain nothing. Show me one hikki whose character and moral values led him to that lifestyle, and I will slit my wrists in a warm bathtub. It's not a valid life, and it's not a life choice. It's a condition inflicted on people because this society is sick and the lies we feed to the young are sick and together they thoroughly break some people.
I realize 2 years is a pitiful length compared to some others, so if any expert actually has something to say in defense of the lifestyle they have more authority than I. But otherwise, fuck being a hikki, fuck the shame and guilt ideologies that crushed me into a dusty corner of my room, and fuck all this kvetching about robot and nonrobot
There are only two types of people - people who can possibly be of any help whatsoever when you're at rock bottom, and people who can't. if a normie somehow impossibly falls into the first category, they deserve respect. and if a robot doesn't, fuck them, there are things more important than tfw no gf
>>27010815
i'm convinced my morals led me to this lifestyle. most arguments i have with other people involve self sacrifice and having to accept reality and people are awful and i'm not supposed to fight or avoid it.
right now i'm able to do what i enjoy, with some drawbacks of my declining health and financial stability. i truly love being alone to work on my own things.
recently i have developed an interest in having conversations. but every time i do it's with some horrible person. or the ones that appear not to be simply have nothing to say.
i imagine my newfound interest is due entirely to knowing that at some future point i will have to socialize or die.
http://sicp.me/u/a9FTY.webm
Hey guys question.
I was forced into an arranged marriage, two actually.
And in the second one I had sex with the girl.
She then left me a few days later.
Am I still a robot or what?
Lost v-card to highschool slut at 15 because she wanted to "break the shy nerdy kid before his sweet 16".
The girl had pics of her vag spread around the school, i had rumors spread about me after it and lost the respect of my oneitis because "anon just wanted to get some" she said.
Let me tell ya robots, sometimes losing ya virginity is just not worth it.
>>27007348
This. Fucking normalfags want to be a part of every group.
>>27010808
welcome to 4chan, we hope you enjoy your staylurk moar newfag
Ok fine.
I'm a normal faggot.
You wanna fight about it?
>>27007348
>thats like rule number one
Rule number one is not being female.
>>27011065
No
You could have just not had sex
>>27007723
>had gf
>played around with other girls
There's no way this isn't bait. Here's your reply.
>>27007533
>>27007648
>I'm underage and can't use a prostitute.
Fucking kill yourselves.
>>27013450
Prostitutes don't count, precisely for that reason.
>>27007709
Lifting weights is for normies though
Dudegymbros are some of the worst
What are you if you're not a normie or a robot?
>>27014333
You're a normie then faggot
>>27014355
Nah, nah, cunt.
So sick of this bullshit
I've stuck my dick in 3 women with daddy issues who needed some dick to feel like they have value
Doesn't change the fact that I'm autistic. Doesn't change the fact that I'm a worthless neet. Doesn't change the fact that I'm a failure at life
>>27014475
You can be autistic and not be a robot. Have you taken the test and if yes, what was your score?
>>27014333
you're a normalfag that thinks he's a special snowflake
>>27013759
If you go to the gym, it's normie. Train at home and you can still be a robot.
>>27014527
No I haven't taken the test. I just know the symptoms of autism and eventually put 2 and 2 together
>>27014570
>self-diagnosed autism
>had sex 3 times
>>27014475
How did you even meet women if you're an autistic NEET failure at life?
I'm an autistic NEET failure at life and there's no way for me to meet people because of that.
I got a blowjob 4 years ago by someone I didn't like, no chemistry and I didn't cum. Only sexual experience I've had.
>>27007895
Tbh, the only thing that brought people here also killed it
>>27014582
A doctor told me I'm probably autistic. Nobody gives a shit enough to actually diagnose me. If you met me you would know I'm autistic
>>27014588
I was in this program for young adults who don't have stable housing. There were some slutty women who lived there and you ran into them all the time and it kinda just happened the first time. And then 2 crazy bitches while I was homeless. I have places to live now and I don't really see it happening again because I just stay inside and don't associate with people anymore. See me having sex had nothing to do with me being a functioning human
i dont want to be a normie
>>27014717
>It just kinda happened
Refraining information, get out normo
>>27014590
Normie kiIl yourseIf
>>27008942
>it's a gay nigger post
>>27008942
Glad I learned the ability to spot a worthless normalfag blog post just by glancing at it.
Saves me a lot of time here.
>>27013450
>taking the risk of getting arrested
>what are standards of morality
I don't know why this is difficult to grasp here.
There is no way a sex haver can claim to have the same lifestyle as a virgin.
People who have had sex don't understand just how impossible this feat is for virgins. Having sex means a woman has found you attractive enough to
a) Be alone with you
b) Get naked in front of you
c) Allowed you into their personal space.
Getting sex means that you must have spoken to a female multiple times, she must have either found you physically attractive or something about your personality made you endearing enough.
It means you have some amount of social capital as women don't sleep with men who don't.
It means that in the multiple times you must have communicated with her on the phone, online or in person, she found you and your lifestyle acceptable. If she didn't she'd have cut contact with you.
>Virgins don't get anywhere near sex because our behavior and physical features are not found to be acceptable enough for sex.
> If nobody will have sex with you, you are not normal. something about you is wrong, whether looks or maybe social status. Something is amiss somewhere.
Getting a girl to have sex with you is a stamp of approval due to the FACT that women pretty much choose to have sex with a guy based on how much of a normalfag he is.
How can you claim to be a robot when you've received one of the biggest stamps of social approval that exists?
Having sex means that a woman has assessed you as a person and liked what she was exposed.
Virginity is the prime criteria for robotism.
>>27007452
>So having sex take a away the ability to be a robot?
Fellow normie here. Yes, it does. It's not about sex changing the person, it's about what being able to get sex in the first place says about you as a person, and how that affects your social status. I'm 24. I lost my virginity at 19 to a girl who was obese, suicidal, and desperate, and it was another 2.5 years before I had sex with someone else. In that time, I met a guy who was a virgin at 22. Now, I was open about how the girl I lost my virginity to was a really low-hanging fruit. It didn't matter: I didn't pay for it, so I still got a degree of respect from the people I knew for having had sex. Meanwhile people gave the 22-year-old virgin I knew weird looks, teased him, and assumed something was wrong with him.
>>27007644 is right when he says the only exception is fucking hookers.
>>27016430
Basically this. Its not a hard concept to grasp.
Robots can use a hooker's services, or get lucky (I had a girl who had a fetish for sad lonely virgin nerds at my school, we dated for a few weeks and i had sex like 12 times, oh and i havent had sex for 6 years since)
>>27018040
Time to kill yourself normalfag
If you've had sex before you graduate hs you're a failed normal
If you didn't have sex in hs you're a robot.
Also I love how everybody says normie instead of normalfag or normalshit
You can really see who's new and who's not. It makes post authenticity easier
Im not a normie... Please let me stay here ;_;
>>27016430
This stuff deserves to be in the. Hall of fame
>>27007348
What normies on /r9k/ think it be like
>NORMALFAG
>ROBOT
What it actually be like
>NORMALFAG
>FAILED NORMIE (the cancer that is killing /r9k/)
>ROBOT
>>27016430
/thread
>>27014717
lmao, if this is what constitutes "robot" why don't we just call anyone and everyone who isn't living what most people would consider a normal lifestyle a robot?
>>27018243
Failed normies are still normalfags anon
Just because you're bad at something doesn't mean you aren't doing that thing
>>27008942
>I am here to help.
The fact that you are narcissistic enough to believe we actually want your help is disgusting.
Why do you do this? So you can pat yourself on the fucking back and call yourself a "saint" for "helping" us? Dismount from that high horse and kill yourself you fucking cunt.
>>27018350
Yes this was my point you sad pathetic autist.
Normalfags that got caught between the gears love to claim robothood as a means to fit into 4chan culture.
>>27016430
5-star post anon, well said
>tfw you bought a purity ring on the weekend
>>27007348
I've got a steam friend who insists he isn't a normie and yet he goes to raves every weekend and does drugs and has sex. Fuck you normalfag, you get no sympathy from me.
>>27008330
I just want to acknowledge that this is a great post with great logic behind it. Never even considered it like this.
t.25v
>>27018261
Dude I'm a failed human being who can't go out in public without getting lightheaded. I'm ugly and creepy looking. I can't socialize. I don't even have a big dick, it's 5 inches. I don't know why these girls let me fuck them, it doesn't make sense. Maybe it was out of sympathy, maybe they're just total whores who fuck anything
I just want you guys to love me :(
>>27018831
We can't even love ourselves and you think you're going to be loved by us normie? Get outta town
>>27009189
>Sensuality or charisma is not something you can just learn
I learned it from movies/anime and The Rock.
Who /twentyoneyearoldkisslesshandholdlessvirgin/ here?
>>27016430
This post makes me real fucking sad.
>>27018831
>I don't know why these girls let me fuck them,
Because
You
Are
A
Normalfag
Now fuck off my board you tourist
>>27007348
I've always been wondering what really qualifies as normie. As for myself, I'm a kissless virgin never-had-a-gf 21yr old (who's lurked here back during middle school, so I'm sorta fucked up in terms of sensitivity), but I don't fucking splerg like most robot stories demonstrate. I have my share of awkward moments but in general I'm fairly reserved so I don't even have the opportunity splerg out. Basically, I don't have problems with just communicating with strangers and coworkers alike, I understand why normies act like they do even if I despise it. But I never felt like I went so far off the deep end (the sort which qualifies one as a robot).
>>>/blog/
