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What's your excuse for not getting an onahole /r9k/? pic related, I got this one last week.
i've lost all my drive and i'm basically asexual
Too paranoid about privacy, no money, pain to clean up
What if a spider crawled in there?
>>27006881
Because I want to fuck REAL pussy
>>27006942
Crush it with your hard dick. What are you, some kind of a pussy ass bitch?
>>27006881
I live with my parents still and have no fucking clue how I'd get it here without them getting to it first and opening it.
>>27006881
Can't read the Nip copy, unaware of several things I'd like to know about the product.
>>27006881
What is that crater halfway down track 1?
>>27007002
amazon locker
>>27006918
lucky, I have been there...
>>27006931
get a job and your own place. cleaning does suck though.
>>27006967
herein lies your problem.
>>27007031
fake cervix and uterus i'd imagine. it's kind of uncomfortable though because i'm cut. it still feels much better than my hand though.
>>27007028
>https://www.toydemon.com/meiki-pure-hip-masturbator
here's a link friendo
>>27007043
What's that?
OrIgNaL psbsk
>>27007345
>amazon locker
>Amazon Locker is a self-service parcel delivery service offered by online retailer Amazon.com. Amazon customers can select any Locker location as their delivery address, and retrieve their orders at that location by entering a unique pick-up code on the Locker touch screen.[1][2]
I still live at home. It's a two bedroom apartment. 1 to my parents, the other to my sisters. So I'm in the living room.
It would be impossible to hide.
>>27006881
I have two fleshlights. The alien and zombie flavors, specifically. Bought them both around two years ago (two for the price of one) and they're still godly.
I don't use them all the time partially because I wanna be able to go from normal, ok fap, to legs shaking and nearly passing out.
>>27006881
Because I have this
http://www.fleshking.net/fleshlight-reviews/review-fleshlight-stamina-training-unit-stu.php
>>27006967
Key word is WANT. Why not get the next best thing. In fact with the variety onaholes, chances are most feel better than a real vagina.
I already own a Bad Dragon fleshlight, so I'm set right now.
>>27007592
Tell me about it. I think I'm gonna get one but I don't know which.
>>27007617
I bought Lily. It's got a considerable heft that I didn't expect, and it absolutely slaughters my stamina. I don't know if it was QUITE worth the $130 it cost me, but I do definitely know it's absolutely an amazing product. I don't regret buying it.
Keep in mind you're mainly paying a price premium for the design concepts as well; if you're not into that niche, you're paying a large amount extra for basically nothing.
As for which, that's half the fun. Personally, I might have (or in the future may) gone for Alice if it was available when I bought Lily. Take some time and think over what you want out of it. What do you have your eye on?
>>27007541
How is it? Particularly the "stamina" part.
>>27007720
I've been looking mostly at Mary. Same poster as >>27007461
So I'm prepared for the cost if I'm wanting it enough.
The reason why I would get it is because it'd be niche. The zombie and alien fleshlights caught my eye because normal fleshlights seem so dull and lazy.
>>27007862
Strangely enough it varies by a fuck load, sometimes I can barely feel anything, other times it's pic related
heres the uncensored one
http://imgur.com/AaAVQq4
>>27007865
Yeah, Bad Dragon definitely is good for that sort of design. Their material quality is also insanely good, although some of the penetrables will still tear if you're rough, as you've probably heard.
I know a friend with the Mary and he loves it, for what it's worth. It looks a bit weird due to the large front portion compared to the "handle" region though.
I got a tenga flip hole and that shit is great
>>27007969
Lily and Hazel look really good, too...though it's a shame there isn't a cervix. The favorite part of my xeno and necro is that they have those tight rings and as someone with an impregnation fetish...it works.
What would you rate yours? The design looks basic, but if it's really that good I'll have to consider it.
>>27008029
I want one, but they're so expensive.
>inb4 overpriced shit
Cleaning jizz is gross. I want that shit to be as easy as possible.
>>27007562
can confirm, they feel better than a real vagina. And it's not like you have to stop persuing women to use one (you probably will though).
>>27008143
With my fleshlights I hold them upside down and let it drool out into the toilet once I'm done. Never ceases to amaze me how much cum comes out.
After that, run it under a tub faucet for a while. Warm water, of course. After a minute or so of that, leave it on the counter so it can dry after shaking loose whatever water you can.
>>27008112
Honestly, I chose it due to the simple design, just to keep things minimal while still having an interesting look/texture.
That said, I've heard that Hazel can be rather noticeably loose for plenty of people.
I'd rate it at least an 8, but I don't own any other penetrables for a point of comparison.
I feel you on the cervix issue though, but I doubt they'll add such a thing at any point. We can hope, though.
>>27008217
Second.
Say what you will about feels when having sex with someone...a textured, unique fleshlight is better than a normal vagina if you want to get off.
>>27007108
>get a job and your own place.
ok, should I also pick up a girlfriend, a personality, positive childhood memories, and emotional depth while I am out?
>>27008307
Not required to get your own place brobot.
>>27007562
>>27008217
BLASPHEMY
There is no such thing as an artificial vagina that feels even equal to real pussy, no onahole, no tenga, no fleshlight, no bad dragon.
We need hyper realistic virtual reality and hyper realistic artificial vaginas.
>>27008307
I don't have any of those things, and I'm bipolar as well. I was a neet for 4 years after highschool and it just took me that long to need to leave.
>>27008356
>>27008399
I want to avoid being too trite here, but I think you should both go
>>27008363
I couldn't even cum when I lost my virginity. So no thanks.
>>27007947
post pony porn pls
>>27007152
>designed in South Korea
Hard-off
>>27008559
Did you have a condom on?
Were you cut?
Because if it was both then no shit, if it was one or the other than that just goes to show how bad that thing is.
>>27008589
Link to the uncut story is there, here's the pics themselves
http://imgur.com/a/GaJtx
>>27008363
If you've felt both you really free to say but if you've had only one or neither...
