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>tfw guys at the local gaming store start hitting on you
fuck. off. I'm not that kind of woman
>gamers
>hitting on girls
Sure thing fag
>>27005927
i would love for a gamer to hit on me. we could spend hours cuddling and kicking each other asses in shoooters
>add you to play video games
>not try to hit on me and at act cringy as fuck
kill yourself, i dont want to be your gf or cummy buddy
>>27005927
I'm too autistic to reply without stuttering when someone in a game store speaks to me.
>pursuing gamer girls
they deserve it
>>27006062
I'm referring to traditional games. We don't call ourselves gamer girls
>>27006059
just try to have fun
>>27006013
gamer guys are overrated. They're just assholes like all other guys, they just hide it initially.
>>27005927
>. I'm not that kind of woman
Why do girls act like they don't like sex, but demand that guys and girls should be held to the same standard when it comes to how much sex a person has
>impose yourself on a male space
>don't hit on me silly boys XD
kill yourself
>>27005927
Normally I'd go
>roastie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
but as someone who plays tabletop, I can't blame you.
If you autists don't get it, go to a shop one day.
Question for fembots;
How many loads do you swallow daily?
How many vaginal/anal creampies do you take weekly?
Would you fuck this guy if you saw him bullying an uglier guy?
>>27006837
>implying that little faggot can bully me
I'm ugly not a pussy
>>27006837
>usually 3
>about 10 on a good week (not into anal though)
>of course
>>27006837
>How many loads do you swallow daily?
0
>How many vaginal/anal creampies do you take weekly?
on average? 0/.2 still a virgin
>Would you fuck this guy if you saw him bullying an uglier guy?
Probably not. I disapprove of bullying. But it depends on if the uglier guy was just being an asshole first
>tfw you have a bf finally
>tfw the smallest hint of rejecting sends your mind reeling thinking he doesnt like you anymore.
i thought i was better than this. kil me.
>>27006913
>probably not
so you still might fuck him?
>>27005927
Fuck off and die end it.
>>27006706
gamer girls are overrated. They're just assholes like all other women, they just hide it initially.
You don't get it both way whore bullshit detected
>>27006706
>They're just assholes like all other guys, they just hide it initially.
But fembot, feminist blogs tell me that only "nice guys" are jerks. Or maybe they are just saying that to justify them going for Chad?
>>27006013
>gamer
>shooters
These damn millenials...
>>27006706
>like all other guys
>implying that isn't the fault of the womenthere is a reason we become this way and that's because it's what gets Chad results, and for robots it's a result of being hurt by you vapid fucks innumerable timesfuck off
>>27006980
>"nice guys" are jerks
Dam that gives me a boner...because i'm not a jerk haha
>>27006013
Except I'd fucking destroy your bitch ass and there'd be no contest in a shooter 1v1, let alone any game I play against a girl in.
>>27005927
>guy is interested
>hits on you
>reject him
I don't see the issue here
>>27006950
I mean, I don't know what the exact situation is. It would depend on the circumstances, and I'd have to be there to give a yes or no answer.
>>27007054
>Dudebro gamer
The worst type of gamer god dam i hate cunts such as yourself. I'm glad i don't bother.
>>27006013
*takes bait* :DDDD
>>27006924
>finally
He must have been so hard to find :(
Tell us about how hard it is for a girl to get a boyfriend
>>27006837
I'd let him bully me and hope in the back of my mind he actually secretly likes me
>Chad's dick is too darn big
>>27005927
>everyone posting looking for people to play whatever game with answering an asl
>I have no friends so I guess I'll join in
>hey guys looking for people to play x,y and z with
>repeat a million times that I just want people to play games with
>get 50 adds
>ohboy
>every single one is a dude who barely plays or doesn't even own those games and just wanted a girl to hit on
fucking disgusting
>>27007185
its wasn't so hard, i mean It only took29years.
>>27007115
context is;
he is shoving an ugly friendless virgin to the ground and laughing with his football buddies
>>27005927
>complains about guys pursuing their completely healthy need to pursue like-minded members of the opposite sex in their community
Why are you such a self-centered whore?
>>27007260
I'm laughing at the absurd stupidity of this situation with them
>>27007216
What are the x, y and z's you want to play?
>>27007216
Is that really a surprise? Is it really?
>>27007251
It took you 29 years to lose weight or 29 years to find a ripped handsome chubby chaser?
>>27007024
Why would that give you a boner? Go on any feminist or whiteknight part of the Internet. "Nice guys aren't nice" is something they repeat like a mantra.
>>27007284
so you're a gutless worm who would rather go with the crowd like a whore then stand up for the bullied?
eat shit and end your insignificant existence
>>27006013
>WHAT KIND OF FUCKING CASUAL DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?
>>27007320
I'm not that girl, I'm friendless virgin loser
I just think the scenario you made up is laughably stupid
>>27007310
neither of those things happened. my by is a qt chubby short jungle asian.
>>27007320
Dude chill you're looking for abuse by giving it
>>27007291
I'm not interested in playing games with anyone from /r9k/ really, but lately I've been interested in Vermintide, Sword Coast Legends, Black Desert Online and then a little bit of The Division.
>tfw actually bought someone vermintide because they seems cool but they unfriended me after I said I wasn't interested
>>27007303
No. It's not a surprise at all. Doesn't mean it isn't annoying and incredibly embarrassing on their part.
do femanons use tampons or pads
or do you free bleed like a proper independent feminist
>>27007260
>>27007320
like the other poster pointed out, that kind of situation almost never happens in real life. There's no point in dealing with such outlandish scenarios
>>27007381
>Vermintide, Sword Coast Legends, Black Desert Online and then a little bit of The Division
I'd remove you too
>>27005927
>Wahhh I can't get a guy to fuck me for the 10th time this week
>Ewww those guys just hit on me what creeps
Fem"bots" in a nutshell
>>27007401
but first why would you add someone who wanted to play those guys specifically
>tfw bisexual but guys are so consistently disappointing and gross that I just say I'm lesbian to avoid their attention
>tfw this doesnt even work and they still hit on me because they are gross
why is every straight guy so awful
>>27007475
I wouldn't, I was saying your taste is shit
>>27007481
if I transition into a girl will you be my gf?
>>27007501
I know, and I was simply saying your opinion on my taste is completely irrelevant.
>tfw realising you're le bipolar druggie redflag bulimic nihilistic underground music girl cliche
>>27007547
Here's my rebutaI
>>27007501
>your taste is shit
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
You just lost were done /thread grow up child.
>>27007481
>why is every straight guy so awful
Define awful
>>27007573
Learn to speak proper English you fucking monkey
>>27007564
oh yeah? here's my rebuttal
Why does this board hate women so much?
This is why yall cant get laid
>>27007481
Women are the children born into priveleged families who make a fuss and whine when they are fed broccoli.
Men are the children born into poor families who are happy to be served anything at all.
Posting for my gf who's in bed.
>tfw don't get to grind my pussy on my bf's face and then take his big hard cock in my ass for another three or four days
>tfw he can't get me pregnant now because we can't support a baby yet
I think that's about right.
>>27007605
Dat edge triggered?
>>27007663
Whatever you say faggot neckbeard
>>27007715
Thanks for reminding me to shave, anon. She actually prefers my chin and crotch to be hairless. The chest and belly hair, pits, and everything else on my legs and arms seem to be there to stay thoughunless she gets curious about how I'd look without it.
>>27007481
Because you're a women fuck off
>be into metal
>all the cool metalfag guys you meet turn out to have horribly plebeian shit taste
>none of them have even heard of dsbm or atmospheric black metal
>nobody male or female gets me
>that feel when so alone
Oh well.
>at outdoor YMCA pool on busy day
>get go ahead to take a break
>decide to go for a swim
>dive in and immediately descend to deepest part of bottom of the pool
>decide to lay down there and look at the sky daydreaming for a bit
>few seconds go by
>ANNNH ANNH ANNH ANNNH ANNNNH
>lifeguards screaming for everyone to get out of the pool
>come up and get out as everyone scrambles out
>lifeguard stomps over to me
>"You can't sit 12 feet deep at the bottom of the pool for that long anon, it triggers the alarm"
>mfw they couldn't reset the alarm and no one could go in for the rest of the week
>mfw little kids mocking me like I'm drowning and calling me names
I should of just said I was drowning
>>27007551
What music, what drugs?
>>27007855
ayy bb u wan sum fuk
>>27007867Are you retarded?
>>27007855
>horribly plebeian shit taste
I'll pass on you next...
>>27006043
>You don't want my cummies
I bet your just some guy who's pretending to be a girl in order to ruse me that you're not a faggot, but you could actually just be a girl who is actually a lesbian and just hate men.
Or this is a dream and I'm somehow shit posting in a dream
>>27006706
Dude who pissed in your coffee?
>>27007054
Don't talk smack until you've personally dealt it.
>>27007351
I guess one who replies to fembots
>>27007381
>Sword Coast Legends
Nice. None of my friends wanted to play that game with me.
>>27007054
You are pure cancer. Thanks for killing video games.
>guy tries subtly hitting on me in line at caf
>giving all signals to go away since brown and autist
>won't go away
>too beta to refuse giving phone number
Now I'm terrified of running into him because I want nothing less than for him to try talking to me again.
>>27007867
next time, can I go in with you and hold hands? lying in the bottom of a pool looking up at the sky daydreaming sounds lovely
>>27008041
I can't wait for you're gender to be replaced.
>>27007381
>tfw want to play all those games but desktop mobo died and I can't replace it, and my laptop's gpu and cpu suck
>also I have a gf and wouldn't hit on grils online
Serious question:
Are there any fembots with absolutely no attitude towards music? Like you dont have a particular style that you like but you dont mind anything either.
Hi lonely fembots. I don't care how fat, ugly or non-virginal you are, I'll be your boyfriend!
I'm not looking for much, just a girl I can cuddle with and love forever and ever. If you like anime and stuff we'll probably get along.
>>27008069
>brown autist detected
>>27007532
that's not funny trans women have it rough
>>27007654
thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard
>>27008041
>since brown and autist
He or you?
>>27008128
>ignores my question
Oh okay
>>27008132
him. Probably some inbred terrorist
>>27008107
Go to tinder/dating sites you moron. There's practically no chance to find someone here unless you can pay them to fly over and get contractually obliged to support their NEET lifestyle.
>>27007906
>Are you retarded?
I used to be certified and even I didn't know they had depth alarms at this pool. They aren't very common.
>>27008054
Can you hold your breath for at least a minute and a halfIf I don't let go?
>>27008123
>cunt detected
you're shit
>>27007972
I only have one person who said they were really interested in playing, I bought the game and they've still yet to buy it and don't seem interested anymore. I'm not expecting a whole lot from the game honestly, I know a lot of people were disappointed that it wasn't the next great CRPG but I'm pretty cool with it being a nice hack and slash dungeon crawler.
>>27008077
That sucks, dude. My PC is dying as well. My gpu is okay but still pretty thoroughly midrange, everything else is either shitty and outdated or broken.
If you ever fix up your PC, I'd be pretty interested in playing games with you or with you and your gf. I dream of having a nice friends group with a few couples so it isn't just shitty awkwardness due to every male in it orbiting the one or two females.
>>27007551
>underground music
DROPED
R
O
P
E
D
>>27008128
>dumbest thing I've ever heard
Surely you jest. The point anon is making is that guys hit on you enough that you're bothered by them.
Me and most of this board aren't getting hit on at all.
>>27008186
>Can you hold your breath for at least a minute and a half
yes i-if it's with you...don't ever let go
>>27008198
>buttpisst brown autist detected
Why are you even upset?
>>27007381
>Sword Coast Legends
Not surprising a whore has shit taste.
>>27008184
>tinder
>for dating
>>27008241
>racist
You're cancer please end it and you're gender
>>27007867
>>27007855
>>27007551
>>27005927
Chock on cock.
>>27008286
>sexist
You're hypocritical pls end it and yourself
>>27008208
Well, my gf isn't really interested in the same kind of videogames I am. She mostly does casual singleplayer stuff, think Animal Crossing.
That does sound like a pretty good ideal friend group though. I've been in a couple guilds sort of like that across my gaming career, usually pretty small operations though. Not a lot of people who play a lot of serious games are in relationships, go figure.
I dunno, do you want me to drop my steam or something? In all likelihood, I won't be able to get a job and fix up my desktop this summer like I'm hoping I might, so it might be a long while before we do anything at all.
>>27008254
You swipe everyone approved. Look at your results and filter the catfish. Contact the ones that seem legit. See what their intentions are. If they just want sex judge their character to see if they're too insecure to go for anything else. If they are suggest a date instead.
Go on said date and see how it turns out. Decide on whether you want a second date or not.
You can date multiple people at once just let go when you got something you want to continue.
>>27008319
Worth it racist should be raped and murdered fuck off cunt
>>27008333
>Well, my gf
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMALFAG
>>27008240
ok, but once you hit water to go down and come back up after being down there would be almost 3 minutes. You sure you can handle that?
>>27008292
cocks aren't wheels or vehicles with forward movement silly anon
you can't chock a cock
>>27008357
>[political opinion] deserves [violence]
You're pretty edgy.
im really fucking dysfunctional and I can never take my meds on time. I'm coming off my antidepressants for like the 3rd time this year and I don't think i should keep taking them if I can't do it consistently because it is really messing with me. I'm very sad all the time and I dont know what to do.
>>27008357
Sexists should be mutilated and left to die alone and in pain
You ready to punch a wall yet?
>>27008362
I've been posting on /r9k/ since 2008, and remember fondly when the closest thing to REEE posting was just "ronery" pity party threads.
Whether I'd like to or not, I can't leave this place. I've tried.
>>27007867
Sounds moderately comfy. I used to do that as a kid, probably couldn't these days.
>>27008390
You're a whore racist cunt. Get off my board and you're vile gender.
>>27008208
I really like playing crpgs so I bought in with Sword Coast Legends. Some of my friends thought it would be cool to play together but they never got it. I played the first part and enjoyed it but ended up putting it down because I had issues running it. I think it is definitely on the lighter side of things when it comes to crpgs but it's alright. Also playing Serpent in the Staglands but I'm having a much more difficult time with it.
>tfw friends all want to play a select 2-5 games
>only shooters and spaceship games
>try to play a crpg
>messaged incessantly until I cave and join them
Its ok. I'll finish those crpgs someday.
>>27008369
3 minutes is n-nothing.. heheh heh...if I start to drown, will you share your oxygen with me?
>>27008395
Don't bother you lost.
>>27008419
>can't tell the different between 'your' and 'you're'
Inbred brown autist detected
>>27008396
Get out you stupid nigger
>>27008018
>Implying the attention whore he's responding to isn't far worse.
>>27008391
Normally I'd say to take all of your anti-derps to become an hero but after observing the average intelligence from the posts of this thread, you--contributing seriously to such a shitpost topic--are not even as bad as these other kids.Kill them and redeem yourself.
>>27008445
But I'm a white guy and at least of average intelligence.
Do you think getting irate will in any way compel me to go and stay go?
>>27008419
>racist
Not that anon. Just pointing out how intolerant you are. Certainly not better than your average American racist if you promote violence over democracy.
>>27008435
Ready to kill yourself yet? Let the rage flow through you. Rage at being autistic, a kissless virgin, and a brown person ~~~
>>27008444
Cry more cunt you're a whore racist you are nothing but trash
>>27008498
Neat go fuck yourself and get out
>>27008477
i dont have any right now
>>27008510
You seem to be the one crying, don't sob too loud though otherwise you might wake up mummy
>>27008509
You're a racist whore get off my board fuck you're gender to hell.
>>27007855
>he thinks any metal that isn't oldschool Dio is good
I think we all know who the pleb is here
>>27008527
Or you will hurt me because you're a moron who can't hold a conversation? Great.
>>27008333
Yeah sure, dude, if you wanna drop a throwaway email or something that'd be fine.
I've never really had a friends group close to that though. Most of my friendships are pretty one on one and short-lived, I hate joining groups if I am the only female because it annoys me when I can tell me being their shifts the group dynamic and generally it ruins stuff-- dudes will act all weird and competitive and try too hard and not end up having fun. That's why I'd rather just at least a few different couples in a friends group.
It's embarrassing really, but I think I'd rather have a nice online group like that rather than one in real life. Though I wouldn't mind having a nice group of friends so that we could all get together for a LAN party or something. I have to stop now or I'll go mad fantasizing what it's like to have like three mutual friends, god.
>>27008425
I haven't played a whole lot of crpgs at all desu so I'm not exactly sure where I'd start. Sword Coast Legends just seems pretty cool and I've been interested in it for ages so I want to at least drop a few hours in it even though everyone seems to talk about it being pretty disappointing.
I got a PSP recently though and downloaded a buttload of rpgs and I've been trying to power through them but it's soo easy sometimes to just play whatever casual shooter or whatever is on PC. Like, I don't know how I've become lazy enough that I'm procrastinating on playing games I seriously enjoy but it has happened.
>>27008569
Cry more faggot please end it
>>27007481
>see shit like this about women complaining about men always hitting on them
>ok so I wont hit on them this is just platonic
>dont have a gf because I dont hit on women
>literally friendzoning myself by doing this
You know what you can go fuck
When are we SUPPOSED to hit on you then? You realize men have to get rejected 100 times before they even get a maybe? You get hit on because we cant waste an opportunity
>>27008396
I used to know a guy who's body was so dense he couldn't float. As long as you can hold your breath and let some air out you probably still can.
>>27008432
Underwater, impossible-how-what? I'm certified in CPR, First Aid, and AED. Worst case scenario I give your heart a jump start, but I wouldn't let you drown.
>>27008603
>crying this hard
mummy will be mad if u wake her up with your sobbing
Ready to punch a wall yet with your tardrage?
>>27008369
It has forward momentum when I shove it down your throat.
Why such stupid bitch?
>>27008588
This is 4chan you're grade a fucking scum. You're opinion means nothing
You are automailty shit and discarded you're vaules are shit society is just as bad
>>27007855
I feel this
>tfw crush unironically likes Slipknot
>>27008665
Cry more faggot i would rip you're ass in half.
>>27007855
>none of them have even heard of dsbm or atmospheric black metal
post some recommendations?
>>27008708
>implying your fat bingo wings could even lift a paperclip
Your tears are hilarious, pls keep going sperglord
>>27008707
>caring that he likes a certain band
You deserve to be alone
>>27008663
I more so meant I probably can't hold it that long. I used to let air out to get down and stat down though.
I'd also feel really fucking awkward doing it at 22.
And the guy meant "would you kiss me and exhale into my lungs".
>>27008601
Too lazy to do that, I doubt anyone else would care about my steam being posted
/id/alwayssomethingtoworryabout
Keep in mind the most likely scenario is a brief chat here and there and then a drop off into never really talking.
>>27008789
Proof? you know nothing faggot i would end you.
>>27008790
>troll
Oh anon...
>>27008663
>Underwater, impossible-how-what?
well. I was thinking if you have some oxygen in your lungs.. you can you know.. transfer it to my lungs... you know?
> give your heart a jump start
you already did <3
>>27008707
Oh yea?
I don't see a problem with slip of the knots
>>27006013
> kicking each other asses in shoooters
>loosing to a roastie piece of shit
what kind of fucking casual do you take me for?
>>27008789
>>27008848
you're both racist sexist crybaby nigger faggots. shut the fuck up.
>>27008881
>People forgot how to have fun
I hate new gen gamers.
>>27008866
Not a troII
>>27008899
You got me super hard for that i will.
>spill out my inner most thoughts and record them while over excited and jittery at 3am
>put them on CD
>give it to young girl that I used to go to hs with to pass on to oneitis and vest friend one year younger, so still in school
>15 minutes of incoherent rambling followed by Feel In my Heart song from War of the Gargantuas
>CD passed may have been passed among former peers
Fuck, I graduate and still manage to be the school's laughing stock
>>27008914
sure anon...i believe you
>>27006753
Underrated post. If we're equal, then you should be just as up for unattached impromptu sex as men
>>27008969
>being this upset that someone said you don't deserve your crush
>>27009024
The truth hurts anon...
>>27008601
Fair enough. I try to maintain realistic expectations with games and not get too caught up in preconceived expectations for anything. Nothing wrong with playing what you find entertaining, even if it triggers the neo /v/ numale shitposters on /r9k/
>>27009024
>>27008790
That wasn't me, but for all I care he could murder dogs and I'd still like him. I just judge his taste in music but it doesn't make me like him any less.
>>27008685
Not even making sense now. Check if you're having a stroke. By trying to type the numbers 1-20 on your keyboard.
>>27009045
>judge his taste in music
I would drop you like a dirty sack of potatoes
>>27008909
>loosing is fun
kill yourself promptly
>>27009045
>tfw no hatate gf to judge and bully you
>>27009133
you first new gen trash
>>27008821
>I'd also feel really fucking awkward doing it at 22.
22 is the new 16, I wouldn't feel bad. I meant impossible as in I wouldn't have enough air.
>>27008873
I'd be pretty spent on air and 12 feet is deep. You'd have to hit the surface.
>>27005927
>tfw guys at work go out of their way to beat me in Commander and then rub it in my face
Is this like inverse chivalry or something? They don't do this to each other.
>>27009148
I NEVER DIE FIRST
also i'll have you know that i started in the snes days ,so fuck you.
>>27009174
>I NEVER DIE FIRST
>WAAAAAAAAAA I LOST RUINED FOREVER
You're trash thanks for ruining games. Fucking cancer.
>>27008510
Here's another (you), please stop posting, faggot. Repeating things is the most pathetic form of comedy
>>27006706
>women in my /tg/
no
>>27009250
No triggered cunt whore.
>>27009278
>implying that I haven't been playing games like D&D since I was a little kid
Having a geeky Dad pays off. I am probably more nerdy that you will ever be.
>>27009209
>waaa you don't let me win
>y-you've ruined muh gaming experience
you sound like my bitch ass little sister
>>27009317
>I NEVER DIE FIRST
>WAAAAAAAAAA I LOST RUINED FOREVER
You sound like a bitch ass new gen faggot who knows NOTHING about video games cry the fuck more you piece of shit 12 year old trash new gen cunt.
>>27009171
>Jund player
you deserve it to be honest fa.m
>>27009313
>more nerdy than you will ever be
MAX KEK
Unless you have spent your entire life a recluse, having only the escapism of science fiction and fantasy to keep you company, then you are not even close. Nice try though.
Playing competitive vidya with girls fucking sucks
First they always go into complete shiteating grin mode and talk about how they beat all da boys, and then you have two choices: Hamstring yourself and let them win now and again just so you can get into their pants, or go full aspie retard and completely wreck them, which will lead to them suddenly not wanting to play anymore and get pissy.
t. guy who's spent way too much time pressing only one button at a time on Tekken
>>27007867
Women ruin everything for everyone.
You fucked up the garden of Eden, now you can't even let us have a shitty YMCA swimming pool.
Fuck you
>>27005927
not what kind of woman?
>tfw no beta orbiters that give me money just for existing
:^(
>>27009500
I would, but you're a maIe
>>27008784
not 'her' but striborg is my favourite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gPoB9AyPJc
you really have to listen to full albums though, not just 5-10 minutes of it.
black metal isn't something most like at first. i thought it was total shit when I first listened to metal bands like opeth, black dahlia murder etc. but now it's some of my favourite
i first started listening to burzum which is one of most known (varg vikernes, the guy who burned churches and stabbed a guy he played music with). mostly liked the way they used the synths in the songs and the different sections and way they go together in the album... which is why i like striborg because he does the same way
>>27009464
>Playing competitive vidya
I'll pass on that.
>>27009527
I can be whatever you want anon ;3c
>>27009370
you are SO mad. do you suck that bad? do you get this butthurt when people don't let you win? get good, faggot
>>27009575
No trannies sorry
>>27009585
You're trash new gen cunt get good on my cock faggot. i would never waste my time on trash.
>>27009586
;~; b-but i'm not a tranny
>>27009683
No normal men either
Go to the steamfag threads that get made
>add girl for some gayming
>they suck ass
>try to have a conversation
>most boring conversation ever
>try inviting girl to little group of friends
>they can't stop talking about themselves
Alll you fembots are shit, SHIT I tell you. Thank gos it's just me and the online buds now. Although we did find 1 more person to join us in pathfinder hopefully she won't have such a shitty attitude towards everything like the rest of em.
Hit me up fembots maybe we can watch some anime or play video games together.[email protected]
>>27009285
>implying there are any women here
Your shitposting is so full of layered irony, nice
>"I'm not that kind of woman"
>"Unless you're attractive and have good body language and say the right things"
i hate you with every bone in my body. and yet, you're not entirely to blame since you're really just a cuck who happens to have more power in the social sphere.
>>27010159
>>>/b/
Go away triggered one.
>calling yourself a gamer ever.
Off yourself.
>>27010307
This 1000 times this i would eat a bullet if i called myself that.
>>27010307
>be a nerdy, loser gamer
>act like you're not a nerdy, loser gamer by not identifying as one
>this thread
brb gonna go kill myself
>>27010465
>Be a troll
>act like i'm not a troll
Go here and stop breaking global rule 3.
>>>/b/
>>27010204
You can say the same thing about guys and Stacys.
>"I'm never going to date a non-virgin!"
>Stacy shows interest
>"oh no she's different. she really regrets it and is happy to have found a nice guy like me!"
>>27010465
But I don't play shitty vidya. Well not anymore.
>>27007628
>Why does this board hate women so much?
Have you seen the women in this thread?
>>27011360
You allowed this to happen.
Everything was better when people didn't discuss their gender bullshit and relationship issues. The outcome to misogynistic thread allowed this shit to happen ironically by making those kind of poster flooding the board. It is all your fault.
It would have been best to 404 these thread including the trap thread cause such has not their place on this board.
>>27011360
some of them are alright though...
>>27012353
>some of them are alright though...
Nice try white knight nigger
I finally got a boyfriend after being really good friends with this guy for a few months.
He was really surprised when we started talking on Skype and stuff since I didn't tell him I was girl. Guys that play League are great, my boyfriend's Plat and I'm Gold now
Any of you guys wanna play League with me?
>>27012404
>Any of you guys wanna play League with me?
If you promise to kill yourself at the end I'll play with you for one hour
>>27012404
>Any of you guys wanna play League with me?
Is that a veiled invitation to get my dick sucked?
>>27006913
>girls always lie, even to themselves, makes the lies more believable
>>27012353
>this ticking bomb is alright
>havent exploded yet
>>27012411
I bet I'm better than you Anon. :3c
What champions and roles do you play? I main Zed mid and some junglers.
>>27012440
I have never played before, because I don't play shit games like any MOBAS
But if you agree to my terms I'll stomach an hour, and not a second more
>>27012489
How about we just 1v1 for an hour Anon
Do you want me to shit down your throat lololololol
>>27012503
If you slit yours after and stream it fine
>>27007012
lol hahahah you talk like out of a meme or something, wanna rephrase that so you are speaking english?
>taking le memespeak seriously
>that is why you're alone yep
>back away slowly
>>27012515
Do you have a Skype I want you to tell me to kill myself Anon. I bet you have a nice dick
>>27012574
I do you piece of garbage
>>27012583
I don't mind having someone on the side if you know what I mean haha
>>27012404
>>27012411
>>27012440
>>27012489
>>27012503
>>27012515
>>27012574
>>27012583
>>27012598
confirmed
all women are pieces of garbage
>>27012598
>these are the people who call themselves "fembots"
>>27012620
>>27012625
It's just flirting Anons. My boyfriend wouldn't know so it's fine anyway. If you want I don't mind talking to you guys too and showing stuff if you're interested.
I could be your heal slut in botlane too if you don't mind a shitty Soraka.
>>27012657
Whatever you say neckbeard
>>>/a/ is that way
>>27012657
The sad thing is that this is how my ex cheated on me.
>>27012657
post skype then anonette
>>27012692
On r9k with Anons? I wouldn't cheat on you Anon. My current boyfriend just barely gives me any attention except when we play video games. It makes me so lonely and he's not even a bit naughty.
>>27012737
post body pic so we know what we're getting into
>>27012767
Here's a pic i took recently
>>27012796
>no timestampadd anonne.shitposter anyway
>>27012737
>internet bf
why
>>27012796
holy shit you're gorgeous
moar pls
also can i get your e-mail?
>>27012976
Back to >>>/soc/ thirstfag
>>27012796
You should take something more recent so it has a fucking timestamp
>>27012987
fuck off you fucking loser
>>27006998
>not being a teenager
>still being a whiny faggot
might as well just kill yourself now
