>list everything wrong with you
>Anorexic, but addicted to food
>ADHD; have long hair because can't sit still long enough to get a haircut
>Kleptomaniac
>Sadist
>Kinkiest son of a bitch you've ever met; bisexual switch
>Addicted to aspirin
>Depression so bad I take 3 medications for it; two of them are way above the recommended dose and the other one I just started taking
>Can't be bothered to give a fuck about anything, leading to a terrible position in life
And that's just mental
>5'5
>Ugly face
>Horrible teeth because can't sit still long enough to brush teeth
>Hate working out so flabby af
And you, anon?
doesn't anorexic mean you refuse to eat food
>>27004482
Nah, he prolly just pukes it up later
>>27004500
but that's bulimia
>>27004500
>>27004513
I fucking wish; I'd be bulimic if I had a gag reflex
>>27004482
I hate my weight but I can't stop eating
>addicted to aspirin
You went too far with this.
>>27004500
That would make it bulimia and not anorexia nervosa. I don't think it's possible to be anorexic and addicted to food at the same time.
>>27004518
>You went too far with this.
What do you mean, anon?
>>27004517
Then you aren't anorexic dumbass. Anorexics don't just want to starve themselves, they do.
>>27004536
I mean I don't believe anything in that post.
>>27004539
I guess you're right, anon
>>27004562
Why not, anon? I'd be willing to revoke the anorexia part and just say addicted to food because I've been convinced by some other anons.
>>27004469
>hypomanic
>low impulse control
>5'6
>lazy
>terrible family/childhood
>almost no girl experience
Anything else bad about me is a result of a combination of the above.
>>27004469
Mentally:
>bulimia
>bipolar 1
>psychosis
>paraphilias
>klepto
>sadomasochist
Physical:
>red flag hair
>extremely short
>self harm scars
>cig burn scars
>snaggletooth
>part gook
> severe Dysthymia
>adhd
>nihilistic
>bisexual switch, kind of kinky I guess
> blessed with 9.5" dick but extreme varicocele that feels like I'm getting perpetually hit with a baseball bat in the sack whenever it decides to hurt
>polydrug addict (opiates, stimulants, benzodiazepines, weed, OTC drugs, alcohol in constant rotation to make sure I'm never sober)
>fat as fatass
>NEET and do literally nothing all day
>can't fall asleep without the TV on for background noise
>generally start trying to sleep around 6 PM and fade in and out under the influence of weed and various sleeping medications
>complete nihilist and not enjoying it
>scared off the only person who cared about me by not being able to get sober and stop being a retard
>big spanking fetish, barely even want actual sex
>waste huge amounts of money in short periods of time
>think about suicide every day, have a plan figured out, seriously considering taking steps to prepare myself for it
I don't want to wake up anymore
>weak
>lazy
>insomniac
>always tired
>alcoholic
>addicted to nicotine
>addicted to marijuana
>curved cock
>not good at anything
>can't relate to anyone
>too self conscious/aware to be a contented NEET
>too much of a conscience to be a self interested asshole
>cripplingly lonely
>hopeless romantic
>>27004589
Because aspirin isn't a fucking recreational drug. There's no addiction potential there. People at risk for heart disease often get told to take a small amount daily for the rest of their lives.
>>27004469
>mentally fucked, PTSD from the army and after my dad's death in a car wreck
>facially fucked, long ass cut along left eye from said accident
>socially fucked, nobody has an interest in me due to the above
>emotionally fucked, only girl I truly ever loved doesn't even realize I exist
>monetarily stable, but it doesn't show
>no extra spend money, invest directly into stocks
>hate most all women, including mom
>I asked the love of my life from earlier out on 9/11 in my senior year of high school, naturally rejected
>almost cucked by other grill and nearly had to take child
>the only time anyone truly notices me is when they need something, no other time
>good work ethic is hell on earth
Green text any stories?
Short
poor.
thas it mang.. thas it..
>>27004469
Diagnosed with schizoid traits.
Really lazy. Not smart lazy, just lazy.
>>27004722
>You can't get addicted to it because it's not illegal! All legal drugs are perfectly good for you!
>empathetic
>small dick
>uncontrollable social anxiety
>terrible social skills
>inferiority complex
>wannabe symdrome
>poor
>NEET
>suicidal
>no friends
>>27004753
Either you're clinically retarded or you're just acting like it so you can go "LOLOLOL I TROLL U" later on. The problem isn't that it's legal, the problem is that it doesn't have any psychoactive effects on the central nervous system.
ITT: blablablabla
Nobody gives a fuck.
It's pointless to whine about things you can't change.
>>27004817
Then how do you get addicted to morphine, Mr. Pharmacist :^)
>>27004833
We don't have anyone else to complain too though.
>>27004843
I'm not engaging in this anymore. Good job, you got a couple responses by acting like an idiot. I'm sure you feel very accomplished.
>>27004469
anxiety
Depression
ADHD
Abandonment issues
Attachment issues (can't form bonds)
Disassociate all the time
Other than that I'm pretty much chad
>>27004833
>It's pointless to whine about things you can't change.
Everything is pointless anon
Mental:
>Anxiety, panic disorder, depression (meds seem to be putting that in control for now), schizoid, paranoid, OCD, PTSD, in and out of depersonalization
I may up my dosage on my next visit to the doctor but I don't want to be a brainless, sissy retard but I can't live with it. FUCK we need some sort of memory eraser.
Phys
>black, female (everyone shit talks you or has some fetish) That shit is annoying, and people can't look past that. Fuck u
>neet for years and don't know how into real life
>need to take retarded classes on how to socialize with people
- 1 true best friend, talk to people online but they are mostly annoying pests
>try to make friends on r9k and they are pests or looking for a gf, fuck off
>>27004847
Complain will not help you in any way.
And that's because even if someone here try to help any of you, you guys will just say REEE and then call him a normie.
>>27004868
Ofc it is, that's why you should just live your life and stop giving a fuck.
>>27004469
>le edgy sadist maymay
fucking scum just as bad as sandniggers
>socially retarded
>scratch myself when nervous
>want to kill myself
>I'm kinda fat
>lazy
>no gf/bf
>a little phycotic
>>27004897
I don't want to help. I just want to complain.
>>27004902
Speaking as someone with some mild sadistic tendencies, it's kind of a shit deal. If you have any morals you end up wanting to kill yourself when you actually think about the things you've jerked off too.
>>27004927
How about you use your mouth to a better purpose, like sucking dicks?
>>27004902
Anon I've masturbated to the thought of raping someone at knifepoint, and then stabbing them in the throat anyways and raping the wound
>food addict, always need to eat in bulk
>borderline insomniac, sleep pattern is constantly fucked, It's 3am now and I have to up at 7am
>social anxiety, and not the meme kind
>probably depressed
>have degenerate fetishes
>too anxious to properly try in the field I'm trying to get into
>too anxious and lazy to get a job
>mother is getting more and more annoyed and disappointed
>only 3 friends who I barely speak to, my best friend who I've known all my life suddenly thinks he's too cool to speak to me
>ignore everyone at college and am ignored in return
>no gf, never had one, KV, this fact depresses me more and more each day
>suck at guitar
>dad is an alcoholic and has chronic depression and hasn't left the couch in days
>nobody will hire me
physical
>manlet
>thin hair
>jew nose (not huge but still)
>pale pasty skin
>permanent under-eye bags
>shit jawline
>skinnyfat, look chubby in the belly region but look anaemic everywhere else
>>27004957
Only if I get free drugs
>>27004957
how do you even end up in that situation
>quiet
>avoidant
>boring
>passive
>dumb
>lazy
>self-righteous
>narcissistic
I honestly wish I could find it in me to tell someone I know hello instead of expecting them to do it
>fat but no fat around my chest so it curves
>fat fucking butt
>acne
>hairy neck
>probably depressed
>borderline otaku
>can talk to normeis but I never hang out like ever
>shit at any mathematics
>uninteresting af
>Jew nose
>overbite
>shitty hair
>small dick
>big fucking thighs
>art is respectable but never above
>probably borderline paranoid
>self-loathing but with good reason
>kissless virgin
>not at all athletic or strong
>can only grow pedo stache and neckbeard
>failed an hero so massive scar on right hand
>used to have speech problems, comes back every now and then
Just hand me a rifle so I can death charge at an enemy, it hurts too much to live
>>27004469
Shit bro, i feel you on 90% of that greentext except
>my teeth are alright i had braces but i still have huge buck teeth that can never be ridded of
>SSRI'S dont help at all so i dont take them anymore
godspeed anon
>>27004469
>psychosis
>ptsd
>i like to see people die
>opportunities fuked over because i was born into a senpai that enabled failure out of me when i was young
>have shota and loli fetish mainly because i wanted to lose my virginity at pubescent age
could not because mah body dis morphia
>hate mother and the rest of my senpai my mother should have not had kids
>lived most of my life as a cast oway made me socially fucked
>potential ruined and never guided isolated to a bunch of morons
>did not have any successful role models only role models where dictators that already died
>some one pls kill me there was no way in hell i could have a self reliant personalty im ready to die now
