You enter your room and see this. What do?
>>26999989
Rabid anal poundage.
I wake up from my dream
Get angry and call the police.
Surrender my kv card. Put on my robe and wizard hat.
>Ponder if there's a way to keep this lighting at all angles so my Asian can finally look black in bed.
>Realize how we need brown furniture everywhere and I'd still probably not trick my brain well enough
Throw her into the garbage container outside the window and get a black girl.
Exit quietly so that I don't wake her. Leave the house and go buy a coffee or something so that there's proof that I wasn't present at the time she claims I raped her.
>>26999989
Is that even a question?
I'd offer her a bowl of eggs
>>26999989
have intercourse w her
Grab desk chair, place in middle of room, start playing low ambient music, stare at her and start to masturbate
>>27000310
>*sleeps*
>>26999989
call the cops
not even just wake her up, quietly call the cops from the other room so they can arrest her for being in my house
t. femanon
>>27000329
Id probably try to take pictures with my good camera from every angle too
>lady, who even are you
>>27000120
This also. You've gotta offer the eggs just to see the look on the girls face
Give her back to the Chinese Triads for prestige.
>>27000365
>"..."
She's waking up!
I leave her alone and then think about why I'm such a faggot
>>26999989
call 911 to retrieve the corpse
>>26999989
Wonder where's my ex prostitute wife and why there's some girl which is not my ex prostitute wife on our bed.
>"Who the fuck are you?!?!!!1!"
>Get out of me room!"
>"REEEEEE"
