>get call this morning from infection agency
>tells me I might have been infected by Gonorreha because a girl that has been treated there have put me as one the persons she has had sex with
>I'm a virgin and have literally never had sex
>don't want to tell these people that though
>I'm being forced legally to go to a doctor to check it up
>they're also gonna force me to tell about everybody I have had sex with
What the fuck should I do? I'm going to have to go to some normie whore doctor and tell her I'm a 23 year old virgin and she will also violate my penis. Also what the fuck why would someone report me am I being pranked?
>>26998966
tell the nurse you also had sex with the girls mom
she should get checked
>>26999293
GOLD
>also her dad for maximum keks
>>26998966
Lmfao why don't you want to tell them you're a virgin?
>>26999293
This!! Oh so this!
>>26999293
OP, please do this.
>>26998966
just tell them you're a virgin. They're professionals. They aren't going to judge you. Also its not like anyone will find out, because of doctor-client confidentiality. Just fucking tell them you're a virgin.
>>26999293
Just fucking do this lad. Show her no mercy.
>>26999293
>>27000808
Holy shit OP please deliver
>>26999293
this.
but why not just say you never fucked the bitch instead of blurting out your a virgin
>>27001041
they are going to judge you but they won't remember you the next week
If this is the US or Canada they can't force you to have a checkup over one girl's BS.
Dunno about other jurisdictions.
>>26999293
don't do this, tell them yiur a virgin and anonymously dox the girl. Also it's possible that she somehow believes she had sex with you, so maybe you have that going for you?
>>26998966
What country is this OP?
You don't have to tell them you're a virgin, just tell them you didn't have sex with her
Just say you're a virgin for religious reasons or some shit. They'll forget about you by the next day anyways, guaranteed.
>>26998966
If a girl gives you gonorrhea nobody cares. You're not being legally forced to do shit. It's not Ebola.
Do you live in some orwellian distopia, OP?
>>27001283
literally this tho desu desu.
>>26999293
FUCKING THIS, don't be a pussy OP!
