Which one are you, /r9k/?bloxxx
mouse/wagie hybrid.
Cerebrotonic except I'm not in uni
Le frog memes xD definetly :P
Who /lefrogmemes/ here
>>26998418
Super autist.
It's clearly the coolest drawing in that pic and it has super on it.
Fuck you guys for not picking super autist.
Holy shit I didn't expect to find myself there but le frog memes has me nearly dead to rights except I haven't used Reddit in a few years
>remember the thread the super autist got added in for being such a fucking faggot shitting up the thread
>last year
>>26998418
>If romantic opportunities present themselves, he backs off entirely, only to regret it later
>May know how to fix his life but realizes that he'll never take the steps to do so, hence he gives up and accepts his current trajectory as inevitable
How do I stop?
1/3 Wage
1/3 Cerebro
1/3 Sloth
>>26998418
Meh, probably cyborg.
Unemployed Cerebrotonic reporting.
>>26998418
None, it's stupid to stereotype like this, but I go to CS and I've seen only super Autists here.
>>26998567
The part about romantic opportunities should be removed from cerebrotonic as its normalfaggotry.
If you've had the, that proves that you're a normalfag.
Cereeeaboo i guess.
The description is cripplingly accurate
>>26998418
Le Frog Meme
Only that I hate frog memes
I'm more of a Feels Guy
>tfw not normie scum although I write in frog text
I smoke weed for my autism and OCD, can I still be a sloth?
Cross between Cerebrotonic, Sloth and mouse with some exceptions on each one since not a single one of them really suits me either.
The Mouse fits quite well. I think deep down inside I'm just a fag
>>26998418
Cerebrotonic to a T.
I'm a mouse
Somewhere between Cyborg, Cerebrotonic and The Mouse.
>tfw mouse in every single way
kill me
The wannabe/cyborg
>>26998418
cerebretonic, i guess. stem bachelors. was a med student for a bit but quit. studying to get a masters in accounting and cpa license.
Cerebrotonic reporting in. It's actually scary how accurate that description is.
>>26998418
A mix between cerebrotonic mouse sloth and autist
this is really stupid
I'm a mouse and I fucking hate it. Why couldnt I just be an ignorant, happy normie
Mix between mouse and le frog memes. Kill me plz, I'm not even a true robot it seems
I don't fit neatly into any single category so I just checked off the ones that apply to me.
I'm a mess.
wageslave and histrionic
EVERYONE PICKS CEREBROTONIC
AYtyyy lmFCAO fuck you shit kids
>>26998418
none of them fully.
i guess i can relate as a cyborg/cerebrotonic
I'll admit it, I'm a cyborg. I just come to these slovakian woodcut forums out of morbid fascination
>>26998880
because shit choices are full of overly general bullshit.
>>26998418
Mouse rapidly transitioning into sloth... I hope I'm not too much of a burden on my family
>>26998418
unfortunately I'm actually a real life Super Autist
>>26998418
Cyborg. I even have that same soulless, slightly smug facial expression with the green eyes and brown hair. My ascendant is Le Frog Memes.
Didn't know Cyborgs are normie scum though.
>>26998418
>tfw you read the description of The Mouse
Underageb&
Ay lmao
Wageslave to the fullest. My life is like one long sitcom rerun after another, only every joke is on me and I never get the girl. Even drugs start to feel like decaf.
If I don't find some way to escape soon, I fear I'll end up doing something drastic to bring excitement into my life.
>>26998418
somewhere in between wageslave/cerebrotonic/mouse/cyborg
>>26998418
Im like cerebrotonic + super autist + cyborg, so a super cerebrotonic autist cyborg, nice
>>26998514
>picking
Fuck off normie scum
Cerebrotronic ticks all the boxes.
Mouse also ticks most of them.
Conversation today, with another uni student I worked on a project with (because of course I don't have any friends):
>"What do you do on your free time?"
>I can't lie so I just admit I do nothing
>"What? Are you happy"
>I reply with a shrug
Of course I'm not happy but fuck if I'm gonna talk about all that shit with some random dude.
I am 100% the wageslave. Just reading that shit depressed me.
I also come here to bait and shitposter exclusively.
'Wannabe' master race
>>26998418
Sloth Elephant here
80% mouse
10% elephant man
10% super autist
>>26998418
The cyborg, why I am still here?
Mix between the underage b& and mouse
Mouse/Cyborg Hybrid
I ALWAYS stay close to my one friend when ever we go out somewhere. I get nervous as shit when trying to make friends so he can be considered as my wingman. I can talk to strangers just fine, but making friends gets harder and harder as I get older. I also hold hands with a girl once but it was back in middle school. She turned out to be the emo/goth type who I think was suicidal but most likely for attention. I left her after realizing that. Did I fuck up on my only chance in a romantic relationship anons?
>tfw 6'4", athletic build, 9/10 but have severe anxiety and depression and chronic illness.
>>26998418
100% cerebrotronic
It describes me perfectly.
low level sloth
>>26998716
>>26998801
>>26999335
>>26999482
Please describe your silly walks/stances for me, friends.
Pic related for me
>>26999660
I always (ALWAYS) stand leaning heavily on one leg and resting the other.
I've walked away from groups since I was in early grady school. (Probably has to do with my long legs, but a socially competent person would likely have waited without being asked to or, I dunno, -slowed down-?)
Army taught me to sort of stop the second one, though lel
>>26998543
You.
Are.
Here.
Forever.
<3
>>26999660
I stand pretty normally. Although I tend to lean on something or then stand abnormally straight, like I'm standing to attention.
My walking is similar, either I lean back and kick my feet slightly to the sides like Goofy and walk really slow or basically march with a perfect posture and go really fast.
>>26998418
>tfw mouse
There is no hope
>>26998418
based on that, cyborg...
can i go now?
Looks like I'm a Cerebrotonic-Mouse hybrid, with a bit of the rest thrown in too.
mostly a mouse
cerebrotonic more or less but I can cook
>>26998418
Cerebrotonic
>>26998418
cerebretonic, soon to be wageslave
>>26998418
i dont really fit into any of these.
more like a cross between sloth and cyborg i guess
what does that make me?
>>26998418
Cerebrotonic with extra neet.
Cereb-mouse, both fit me to a tee ;_;
Cyborg Mouse. reporting in *squeak*
Definitely got the super autist's 'rage meter'. So much anger, man.
Maybe a few decades of meditation and I can finally master the power of the reeee and become something more than human.
>>26998418
Sloth/Cerebrotonic
closer to Cerebrotonic but I have poor hygiene and eating habits. Uni student but escapist in my free time.
Halfway between cerebrotonic and Wannabe, except I never post pictures of myself. I guess I'm in the transition to the wannabe, hopefully I can then transition to a normal person.
Cerebrotonic who walks too fast while obsessively looking around like someone with police on his tail.
>>26999660
I don't know about walking, but I usually stand around with my arms crossed or with my hands in my pockets. I also have a bit of a bad posture, so I also stand a little hunched. In short, I look like the CIA's autistic son.
Cyborg checking in. Get a fuckin' job ya slackers.
>>27000984
Hands in pockets reporting in, either with hand fully in or with thumb sticking out.
>>26998418
daily reminder everyone who picks 'The Cerebrotonic' is a normie or cyborg at best.
you are only pretending to be weird.
Cerebrotonic but I might eventually turn into a wageslave in the future.
A mix of Cerebrotonic, Sloth and Cyborg.
>>26998418
I primarily use this trip for the convenience of the archive, but there being no exception for tripfags, it must be histrionic, though cerebrotonic is more realistic.
cyborg mouse. i feel like i don't belong anywhere...
>>26998418
Why don't you tell me about myself?
Sorry for flipped picture I'm on my phone.
I don't know, maybe a cybog because I've done cool shit in my life like traveling, making big money and had gfs and a fiancee before but I'm an autist with severe social anxiety who has spent the last 2 years as a shut in with almost 0 human contact.
>>26998418
Ex-cerebrotonic who managed to make it to cyborg. I come here once a month or so out of nostalgia.
Cyborg, only I don't look like a nu male
>>26998418
Cerebrotonic/Mouse hybrid, not the most robot but never done anything with grills cause autism
>>26998418
elephant man reporting for ugly.
>>26998418
I'm a fat cerebrotonic wageslave with a little sloth thrown in.
I could be doing a lot but a mix of shit getting in my way that's out of my control, mild autism, and my own lack of self-drive and self-confidence leads me to live a meandering ground-hog day-like hell.
Already experienced like several quarter life crises. I wanted to do music, write stories, make videogames, and now it's art I'm stuck into.
I have a business degree but kind of hate business.
What I lack is that one thing I'm good at, that can give me the confidence I need to build myself up.
It's just a shame I'm shit at everything I try.
>>26998418
45% Cerebrotonic
45% Mouse
10% Sloth
>>26998418
None of these
>>27002670
Super autist detected
>>26998418
I am 100% The Cerebrotonic, and it's funny because my friend is 100% The UnderageB&
>>26998418
wagecuck
in some ways I could be a cyborg but I don't have any of those normie delusions or condescending feelings towards robots.
>>26998418
>The mouse with some cerebotonic traits.
>>26998418
Definitely Cerebrotonic
Ex-Cerebrotonic, currently Cyborg.
How else can I improve myself?
Cerebrotonic/Sloth/Mouse hybrid
former wage slave, current cyborg
That mouse is scary accurate to me, but I'm also kind of cerebrotonic / cyborg
>>26998418
The Sloth
I'm happy with this, I have god tier waifu
Her name is Elsa
>>27003229
>Disgusting western waifu
>>26998418
>The Mouse
>In uncomfortable situations, his instinct is to retreat to the solitude of his isolated home, or to burst into treats
>burst into treats
Sounds like me. Good defense mechanism. Everyone is happy.
>>26998418
Deffo used to be a mouse, I've think I've grown out of it now. Probs a cyborg now
how fucked am I, /r9k/?original the comment do not steel
mouse when sober, cyborg when drunk
Sloth and Super Autist with a sprinkle of mouse and a touch of elephant man
>>27003725
Normal fag. Get off my board
Cerebrotronic/Mouse hybrid, trying to grow out of this but anxiety and constant thinking of killing myself does not help. Haven't been to class for 2 months and will fail my degree. Most realistic expectancy of future is becoming a wagecuck and then burn the building down with me inside
Mouse and elephunt mun kinda, though the mouse one implies I actually have any friends.
>>26998418
Wagie sloth hybrid.
cyborg
no matter how much u hate me i will always love you ;DDD
Cyborg Here except I don't go to bars nor have I had any sexual contact other than kissing a girl and cuddling with her and groping her tits for a few hours.
original content comment
>>26999660
Never have my hands in my pockets ever. Never ever. I stand a bit too straight or a bit too hunched. I walk too fast, either with strides that are too long or just at a heightened pace.
I know I do it, but to be honest I don't really care that I do. Mostly because I know my fast walking pisses people off in the hallways and walking down the street.
>>26998418
I'm a super autist that doing get out much.
>>27003985
you spent 10 minutes on that but nobody will look at it, ha ha ha. You're a joke.
>>26998418
90% cerebrotonic, 10% cyborg
>>26998418
The sloth meets The Super Autist with a touch of The Cerebrotonic.
>>27004074
joke's on you faggot, I only wasted five.
cerebrotonic is a normie
>>27004113
Not really, he can't get wymmenz.
>>26998418
Wageslave/Cerebrotonic here.
I'm a salaryfag, so money isn't an issue, but I still feel like life has no meaning
>people not in grad school calling themselves cerebrotonic
>everyone picks cerebrotonic
As fucking usual
Put cerebrotonic in the normies or better yet just take it off entirely
I think I'm somewhere between sloth/wagie/le frog memes
I can't help myself and I over use meme shot all the time :(
Super Autist loud an proudI'm not proud nor happy about any of it
The Cerebrotonic.
A girl today told me I seem like one of those people who'd kill people in the military and not feel anything. She told me I seem like I don't have emotions, and that I'm heartless. Which isn't necessarily true, I'm apathetic about a lot of things but there are things I care about. Just not some dumb blonde roastie whore.
Ultra rare super autist
ISTJ Cerebrotonic. Yep that describes me.
>>26998418
Super Autistic, I even look like the drawing (except I don't have any black clothes)
Cerebrotonic Mouse. Absolutely. At parties I just go into a bedroom and cry for a couple hours, granted I actually go to a party. I got lots of mousey stories buried in my brain. Good times.
>>26998418
as a grill, ones I would be into
>cerebrotonic
>cyborg
but they all seem pretty lame
>>26998418
Definitely the mouse. I always want to be strong for my self, but i end up cucking out or failing in a massive release of spaghetti
>>26998418
Where's the sensitive drug addicted artist? None of these are me.
>>27006936
Also a little bit of the cerebrotonic, though not as much
>>27006857
>cerebrotonic
no you fucking wouldn't
t. cerebrotonic
>>26998418
mouse. he even looks like me except I have cerebrotronic's glasses.
>>26998418
Cerebrotonic/sloth/mouse
I'm near the point of losing my sanity
>>26998418
Sloth elephant man with a touch of the mouse
>>27006857
Hello histrionic
Part mouse part super autist part cyborg
(Yes I have a handful of friends whom I can talk to)
REMINDER THAT CEREBROTONIC IS FUCKING NORMIE SCUM
>>27007762
>never initiates social contact
>normie scum
>>26998581
me too me too
the robot loves purple tinted man anus
WTF am I?
Robot, go kill yourself.
Cerebrotronic. I am a master's student in mathematics but I fail even basic life tasks.
>>26998418
Not on the list.
At some point I don't even know why I am here.
Wage mouse
I'm not a virgin though.
>>27007826
Plenty of normies never initiate contact and just let it happen organically, that's what I did for my entire life and I was a turbonormie who is now a friendless NEET shut in
Cerebrotonic is a failed normie and can never be a robot
>>27008600
Youre the cutting edge, man.
>>26998418
When I was 11-14 I was a combination of the sloth and the super autist, when I was 15-17 I was a combination of the sloth and the cerebrotonic, from 18 to now (almost 19) I'm the cyborg, but I dislike how much of a normie slant its given rather than being a true hybrid of the two like its meant to be/
>>26998418
>>27008726
Also I'm not sure what I was from 10 and earlier, its hard for me to remember, I think it was the sloth combined with something, either the mouse or the cerebrotonic, maybe both?
I am a superautist but I can pass off as a cyborg
life is good
My life trajectory has been something like:
>high school - The Mouse
>early college - The Sloth
>late college - The Cerebrotonic
>now - The Cyborg
So I guess I'm a normie now?
>>26998418
The Mouse.
Fuck. I wish I wasn't like this famiglia.
>>27008862
>I wish I wasn't like this
Don't we all
>>27009199
ORIGINAL COMMENT DO NOT STEAL
DO NOT STEAL
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26998567
Be quick and spontaneous, make your intentions clear from the beginning. Or spend a long period of time winning her over, which wont work on thin chicks
> the cerebrotonic
well holy shit. I guess I should come here more.
>>27009698
>I'm le intelligent but misunderstood guy xD
No what you should do is kill yourself
>>27009793
yeah because i invented the meme and started a thread where i asked people to talk about it, you gay stupid fuck
>>27009866
Yet you responded with the absolute most meme answer possible
You don't belong here
Cerebrotonic Cyborg hybrid.
>>27008817
Congratulations. You may not be here forever.
"Here" being /r9k/, not 4chan, of course.
>>26998418
>walks too fast, stands funny
And yes, everybody it"s a fucking genius
>>27010101
nice binary get
>>27009946
I won't even deign to point out the contradiction here. You are really are fucking dumb, huh.
Congratulations though, I will now be visiting r9k every single day of my life for the foreseeable future just to annoy you.
Just let me know if that mean old normie Cerebrotonic ever dismounts your mom so you can stop crying, though, and I can go back to /pol/ K?
>>27009946
>get out. ree
>not memest response
no u
>>26998418
The Cerebrotonic
I always end up making everyone thought that I hate them
>>27010164
Australian Poster stamp of approval. props
>>26998418
Pretty much a precise hybrid of both Sloth and Cyborg.
Mostly wageslave, with Sloth in the eating department, and maybe a dose of Cerebrotronic in regards to social skills.
>>26998418
Can I petition for new personality type to be added to the Robot category?
"The Malefactor"
-The most spiteful/bitter variety of robot.
-Has dead eyes and wears a near-constant scowl.
- May suffer from one or more learning disabilities/mental illnesses which cripple his ability to succeed in life both financially and romantically.
-Is a NEET or other unprestigious member of society.
-Deals with the abuse, neglect, and general failure of his life by getting angry and blaming the world around him rather than himself.
-May have been overly encouraged/complimented by parents when younger; resulting in delusions of grandeur.
-The bursting of this ego-bubble resulted in a massive inferiority complex.
-Was heavily bullied in Middle/Highschool, resulting in a general hatred and distrust of other people.
-Isolation, neglect, and remembrance of past abuse at the hands of his peers has completely removed his ability to feel empathy towards others.
-Extremely distrustful of other people, views everyone as competition.
-May or may not be prone to extreme envy.
-Highly misogynistic.
-Browses /r9k/ to revel in the misery/failures of others.
-Most likely to be a school shooter.
As for the portrait, perhaps a pimply nerd with a scowl on his face.
Pick somewhat related.
>>26998418
I'm the mouse for sure.
Aren't my traits just another name for a stereotypical beta?
>>27010855
>Not using green-text for the descriptions.
>>26998880
The unhappy maiden from dark beginning 2 pack
>>26998418
What does it mean if every one of those traits describes me almost perfectly?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q0PGG1z9nvI'm actually a mix of the cerebrotonic, the mouse, and the sloth.
>>27010855
Seems legit.
I second this notion.
>>27006937
super autist detected desu
>>27011001
Thanks.
>>27010855
Any drawfags wanna do mine?
Mixture of cerebrotonic and sloth.
Elephant here, is this the worst one?
>>27010855
sounds like Huey Freeman
>>27011056
Yes, no matter what you do you will always be ugly.
le frog memes is closest, but not really.
>has girls who are currently interested in him that he just doesn't feel assed to date or interested enough in
wow this is me
>>27010997
I want to be your neighbour
>>27011056
Superaustist first. Selfawareness is underated.
>>26999243
What, like playing squash.
>>27010855
Well I do have some overlap with this and the Elephant man.
I was bullied and made bitter because of my ugliness.
>>26999660
Didn't post earlier than this, but while my back's usually straight, my feet don't move enough while I walk.
My muscles are also basically atrophied in relation to my height so I'm constantly balancing with the muscles around/under my kneecap, or however the physionomy there works
>>27000984
I've also become CIA, it's dumb and I feel like a normie for it but at the same time I feel like CIA so it's not that bad
>>27010855
I'm curious about the type who overcame his issues but used to be like this ?
>>27011218
it's an /r9k/ demographics (wrong word, but can't come up with a better equivalent) image, not a universal community psyche evaluation
>>27010855
that's the super autist, anon
definitely the mouse. I fit every single criteria for that one
>All the special snowflakes saying they're the mouse.
>>26998418
I can't fucking read that text.
>>26998418
Mouse, getting on the sloth territory
>>27000935
This except I post pictures of myself
Who cerebro/wannabe master race here?
who /hybrid/ here?
i can't identify with any of them fully
>>26998418
a mix of mouse and Cerebrotonic. friendless. will die alone.
which is ironic given i know someone who looks exactly like the example Cerebrotonic and i hope he's beaten up for having better social skills and more success than me.
100% cyborg here.
In every way it described.
>>26998418
>never initiates social contact
I did it plenty, in the end once i stopped nobody ever started it with me.
I'm not doing all the fucking work here, a relationship is supposed to be multilateral but evidentially nobody cares about me enough to reciprocate.
>>27010855
I think you just described a sociopath buddy.
>>27011961
You and me both anon, you and me both
The Mouse. Without the friends to cling to.
>>26999660
>Standing: CIA pose or hands behind back
>Running: fast-paced marching band sort of thing (but more autistic)
Somewhere between Cerebrotonic and The Sloth.
