>birthday on 8 march
>no gf
>>26998403
Are you my friend ?
He has his birthday tomorrow and is gfless.
Where are you from ?
>>26998403
>Turning 23 in August
>Haven't been within 3 light years of a human female
>>26998522
my name starts with D
>>26998601
Nah, you're not him, too bad.
I'll give him a good gift, I hope you also get one, lad!
>>26998403
>Buy slutty lingerie.
>Buy heels.
>Wear slutty lingerie and heels.
>Create a trap thread.
>Post boipucci
>???
There you got a bf.
>>26998673
i dont have the body for it
My birthday is march 19thno one cares tho
My26thbirthday is on March 22nd.
I will be spending it on 4chan and alone IRL, like usual. Maybe mom or my brother will call to wish me a happy birthday. But I will treat myself to a pizza from the best pizza place in town, so there's that to look forward to.
>>26998403
mine was on march 5th all i got was a phone call from mom saying she loves me
>>26998403
>birthday on jan 30
>gf broke up with me a few days after
>>26998727
>i dont have the body for it
You're fucked breh.
Get a cat then or hire a chubby hooker.
>>26998403
It's my birthday tomorrow as well anon.
I'll be a 28KV.
funny because 8 march is international womens day
My birthday is today
I'm not too depressed. It's just another day
>>26999036
happy b day ';3 anon chan
>>26998403
Exactly the same here anon
birthday march 11th, tripping mdma and going to a concert with the girl of my dreams. pretty fucking excited.
>>26999579
Why thank you :D
>>26998403
>turn 23 in 2 weeks time
>still a virgin
should i just end it lads
Poor li'l baby Pisces
>>26998403
my bday nigga20 yo KV here
>>26998403
>tfw you were born on St.Patrick's Day
Guess I'm Irish enough for that.Whenever I get bothered about not wearing green,I tell them to fuck off because it's my damn birthday.It's fun to do that.
>>26998538
get out ayy lmao
Origi+anal
Hbd anon
>>26998538
22 in August here, me too.
What day? I'm 24th
Mazol tov on your birthday, Anon. You should know no sorrow.
