Would you kill a complete stranger for $50 million?
Your weapon: a standard hammer
Your time limit: 1 hour
Your target has their hands and feet completely bound, and has a bag over their head. If you look under the bag, you forfeit the money. You are not allowed to find out who the person is or what they have done.
is it a complete stranger or could my mum be under that bag
>>26995993
It's someone you've never met or interacted with.
>>26995993
Complete stranger, anon. You don't directly know them. And i would
>>26995973
No parents, waifu or James may in the bag?
Then deal.
>>26995973
Nah. I don't think I could live with that guilt.
>>26996008
ez $50 mil
Easy. I'd do it to an innocent person tbqhmf. basically if I could tell from their body that it wasn't my very best friend or mom or dad I would do it in a heartbeat. I'd do it with my hands. I'd fucking chew their neck out for 50mil. I'd do it for fucking 20. would I feel bad yeah but would I still feel bad on my 1k acre property with a mansion and tons of full auto guns with my main homies living with me and my parents and myself retired for life? no.
>>26995973
Assuming I don't end up with the responsibility for it - sure.
no because I am not a 12 year old edgelord from /b/
>>26995973
Could I do it several times ?
Will I get more money if I don't use the hammer ?
>>26995973
Can i get caught? Or is this just a test of morals?
>>26995973
stop making this thread loser
I'd rather just choke them to death than bash them with a hammer.
>>26995973
Hmm, this is like the box.
You gonna give that shit to someone I don't know soon. So they can wrek MY shit right?
But the joke's on you.
Think i'm some sort of money grubbing normalfag don't you? That i'll just take that money and try to live it up eh?
Like some big rich hotshot loving life?
Wrong, I'll take that money buy the smoothest fucking revolver ever formed by man and shoot myself in the fucking mountains of Germany.
I wouldn't. I would think of it every time I spent money and I wouldn't enjoy it. Even if I won 50 million in the lottery I wouldn't be happy. I'd probably let somebody kill me if they got 50 million dollars for it though
Will there be legal problems if I do? If not I'd probably do it for less
>>26995973
No. It's tempting, to be sure, but it's still wrong to take a life for such a selfish reason. Perhaps I'm in the minority here, but I think that human life is sacred, and that the only life you have an inherent right to take is your own.
>>26995973
Yes, of course.
1 hour of brutality and then rest of my life in paradise. Worth it.
it's not my right to control who lives and dies
Couldn't say. I'm not a psychopath so, while right now i'd probably say i'd take the 50 mil, when in the situation i'd probably pussy out
>>26996077
Nice dubs super autist
Can I pay in installments? I don't have that kind of cash laying around.
>>26995973
why is this even a thing?
like only moralfags and shit wouldn't take this offer, and those type of moralfags wouldn't take the offer even if it was raised to stupid levels like 50 BILLION.
i'd probably take the offer. not like this shit would ever happen. the day someone goes around to random NEETs who rarely leave their house and starts offering them to kill someone they have already tied up, is the day i become an astronaut.
>>26996834
>those type of moralfags wouldn't take the offer even if it was raised to stupid levels like 50 BILLION
To be fair there isn't much difference between 50 million and 50 billion in terms of what you can buy
sure, your life would be a lot more lavish but it would still be pretty much the same in terms of quality
>>26995973
Only if I couldn't be charged with murder
Anyone that says they wouldn't is a deluded asshole, and I don't like them.
Id do it for $50 if i knew id get away with it
>>26996043
AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA
pretty much my feelings on this topic imho tbqh af senpai
>>26995973
well that sounds like an ez double win
Assuming I wouldn't get arrested, then yes, in a fucking second. I wouldn't even give it a second thought.
>>26997196
this desu senpai
50 million is good fucking money
I'd do it for $5000. 50 mil is absolutely no question
I'd do it reluctantly, and try to make it as quick as possible.
Sure if the only punishment was "muh guilty conscience" and not jail.
>>26997155
That girl or trap looks completely disgusting. If I could kill it with a hammer for 50 million bucks I would
>>26995973
One blow to the back of the head and it's over.
>>26995973
I wouldn't.
If someone came and offered me this, I wouldn't fucking believe them.
Rubes.
>>26995973
Yes. I'm going to hell anyway.
>>26996008
>someone you've never met or interacted with
I would kill it with my bare hands and eat it if necessary
Based on the specifics of this thread
I'm the 1%. Fuck yes. I would sleep like a god damn baby knowing the rest of my life is set.
10 minutes after your done, someone puts a bag over your head, throws you in time machine and sends you back 20 minutes to the past so you can whack yourself over the head until dead because you have no respect for human life
no thanks, all people have value and no one deserves to be murdered
I'd do it for 50 quid lad
>>26996016
>waifu or James may
get over yourself anon, james may is your waifu
>>26995973
If I don't do it, does someone else do it?
If they won't be set free from me not doing it, then I'd totally do it.
ok, so you've just murdered this random person and have 50mil sitting in your checking account. how do you explain to the government your newfound wealth and all the shit you're buying now?
>>26999294
launder it. it's not that hard to do. the people that fuck it up are just idiots or were unlucky.
i've never done it though and I don't condone that anyone does etc.
>>26995973
All these faggots saying they would literally bash in a skull with a hammer and not realizing they would pussy the fuck out after one swing or even before.
Btw these threads are just government shills collecting data on the psyche of r9k and you guys are just feeding them.
>>26999172
Welcome to life. Nobody gets what they deserve, value is subjective and basically anyone would smash your face in with ease if they you were a social outcast. I wouldn't feel good doing it. It would haunt me. But at this stage, it's either I kill them and take the money, or I kill myself. We're not living in a just world, there's no other way for me to be able to live the life a want (a modest one btw). Society has the deck stacked agaisnt me, and against a good deal of the people here. Maybe I could even use the money to do some good for the world.
>>26995973
You're kidding right? People do this for less.
We call them the military.
You can't do jack shit with 50, change that to 500 and then yes, i would kill gladly, even family members.
I'd do it for one hundred thousand mate
Even though I'd really want the $ 50 Million, I doubt I could bring myself to do it. What gives me the right to choose someone else's fate?
And no, I'm not just saying this to feel "superior" to anyone.
>>26995973
can it be a roastie and can I fuck her first?
>>26999356
>Welcome to life. Nobody gets what they deserve
But people get their heads smashed in with hammers while bound and gagged and blindfolded all the time right?
Shut your mouth you know nothing fedora wielding edgefag
>>26995973
Nope, too pussy.
>>26995973
Can I look under the bag when I've finished to admire my handiwork, or would I forfeit the money by doing so?
>>26999356
>Welcome to life
stop acting like you're some wise sage and that you've figured life out. it's very gay.
>>26995973
Depends, can the police ever trace it back to me?
>>26995973
>>26996008
Kek, i'm sure even people who say they won't would in this situation
>>26999630
Oh wait, I could bribe them with the money.
Probably not. Not to pretend I'm saint or anything, it's just that I'm capable of earning money but I wouldn't be capable of reversing that. Perhaps it was an admirable person under the bag, and even if not it's not a nice way to go. Perhaps maybe my answer would change if I dramatically needed the money, though.
>>26995973
The real question is what wouldn't someone do for $50 million. That kind of money is more than most people could hope to earn in 50 life times.
>>26999535
That would be a good example of someone getting what they don't deserve. Which happens all the time. Don't get me wrong here, I'm not like the other edgy faggots in the thread saying they'd do it to their own mothers or saying they'd do it for fuck all money. I'd do it because I have to do it. We don't live in a just world. In this hypothetical situation, I'm doing what I have to in order to survive.
How about no
You know what a likely scenario for this is?
We have option A
>you kill the guy
>lol we have proof of you killing the guy, you're not getting any money and we'll just blackmail you into doing what we want forever now
Or option B
>you kill the guy
>they give you the money
>kidnap you at some point and put you under the bag this time
The people who say yes are fucking stupid
>>26999595
I'm not some wise sage. But I'm wiser than you if you think we're living in a just world.
>>26995973
I'd kill a complete stranger for a week's paid vacation. The fuck you mean.
>>26995973
Yeah id do it, murder someone with a hammer then live a lifetime of retired comfiness with too much money to spend.
Option A) Live lavishisly like a king for the rest of your life
Option B) There is an afterlife and you will be sodomized by demonic orcs with 12 foot dicks for an eternity
>>26995973
Maybe, if they weren't innocent.
But if they beg for mercy, I couldn't do it. People begging for mercy even on TV fucks my shit up. I could not kill someone begging for mercy.
>>26995973
I do it for alot less that 40 million if I could get away with it.
>>26999120
>1%
your not a special snowflake, I bet lots of people would.
Some edgy answers in this thread.
No, I wouldn't. An innocent person doesn't deserve to be killed so I can make a profit.
Only way I'd do something like that is if the person was like on death row or committed some horrible crime (proven without a doubt) and I wouldn't have any legal/social repercussions from it.
>>27000109
option B sounds fucking awesome
I'd kill some people I do know for that much money honestly, no family though.
i would do it for free tbfh
>>26996008
>>26995973
Yup. Wouldn't even think twice about it.
I'd do this for $50,000.
>>27000625
He was talking about THE 1%, you fucking dolt.
>>26995973
So basically I can get away with murder.
I'd gladly take $50 million but I'd do it for like a grand at that point
>>27000875
So there is some humanity left here.
>>26995973
50 million won't buy my way to salvation, senpai
>>27000875
No matter what you do in some way you're being selfish and benefiting yourself to further your goal to spread your genes.
There is no right or wrong answer here, Fisher's fundamental theorem of natural selection is the only answer here.
Some choose the easier way others want to jump more hoops but none the less try to benefit themselves and themselves alone.
No.
That amount won't allow me to sleep in even the comfiest bed. That knowledge would fuck me up irreparably.
>>27001153
This post sums up why I fucking hate you utilitarians.
I'd do it for free if I was guaranteed no consequences.
>>26996008
50 fucking million $? I don't even need a hammer, I'd rip his throat out with my bare hands.
You could save a lot of people with just 10 million
Prolly not m9
>>26999770
Only shitfest is option A.
I can live with option B because I'll only use the money to anhero like an absolute madman. something I couldn't afford as I am now.
>>27000531
>Kill them before they beg for mercy
>profit
>>27001188
>tripple dubs for this nigga.
>blank stare death over legos
I don't care if it IS reddit shit stabbed my sides.
>>26995973
If there was no chance i would get caught i would kill them. Hell give me 100m and i would torture then for you to. Thats what i say but it would be harder to decide if it was real.
I would hope it's not a qt 3.14
Even if you're a psycho, you'd be an idiot to accept. Chances are you'd be in the next bag. 100% guarantee I wouldn't get fucked? I still wouldn't, the guilt would ruin me.
>>26996008
I'd do this for 10k
>>26995973
A rip hammer is objectively better , also gotta have a fiberglass handle
but otherwise yes
If I use 2 hammers do I get 100 instead of 50
I'd do it and it'd be easy.
I can only imagine how weird it'd feel once the adrenaline rush started kicking in after i hit the person the first time.
>>26995973
no fucking chance. Anything I ever spent that money on would hit me with the guilt for what I did. I could never ever live with that sort of thing.
I'm the type of person where even knowing someone is mad at me can put me on edge. Knowing that I wrongfully took a life that wasn't mine to take would drive me to a pitiful suicide within 5 years - 5 years of misery masked by material bullshit no one really cares about
>>26995973
In a heartbeat with zero fucks given.
>>26995973
I would do it for $500. No less though
I got to $50 and already said yes
>>26995973
Fuck yeah. I would just swing the hammer full force and hopefully smash their temple in and end it instantly.
>>26996008
No amount of money is worth killing a possible innocent.
if there was zero chance of being apprehended i would literally do it for 5 dollars
>>26995973
I would do it for free because then someone would spoke to me.
>>26996746
A heart kekle
IF you pay taxes you're indirectly involved in the murder of countless people. All the conveniences of a first world country depend on the suffering of the unfortunate poor. If you asked me to either let 1 million people that i don't know die or kill my brother ans spare them i would let them die. I place low value on people that aren't close to me emotionally or genetically. In this situation if it was guaranteed that there was no ulterior motive, i would do it.
>>26995973
Yes, the more interesting question is what is the least amount of money you'd do it for. For me, probably five thousand dollars.
>>27003235
You sound like you have experience in the matter.
So long as its a normalfag I would do it for free
I'll start with the legs and go up
>>27005385
You'd bash a guy's skull in for $5000? Christ.
>>26995973
>>26996008
Nah.
comment is super high in content tbqhf
Can the victim be a stacy, can I do lewd things to her if the bag stays on
>>26996869
50 million is actually pretty easy to run through if you're stupid.
You could buy 5 or 6 houses and be out of it.
>>26999292
Interesting logic.
It's like buying a slave to prevent them from being bought by a master more cruel than you would be.
>>26999393
What can't you do with 50 million?
>>26999433
>what gives me the right to choose someone else's fate?
Many of them would kill you if they were in your shoes.
That's how I'd rationalize it.
Who gives a fuck, I would go to jail.
>>27000875
>an innocent person doesn't deserve to be killed so I can make a profit.
What about all the people killed and being killed by the US government in order to support and secure your way of life?
>>26996008
I'm poor as fuck. Like, poverty level, minimum wage job, barely alive poor. I could live for the rest of my life in comfort beyond what I could currently even hope for with that money. Of course I'm gonna take that.
I'd do it for a good cup of coffee
>>26995973
>>26996008
I'd murder my own family for 50 million I don't give a fuck
Do I get bonus cash for using my bare hands? I do have an hour.
>>26999433
>What gives me the right to choose someone else's fate?
The fact that you have the hammer and they've got a bag over their head while tied and bound.
if i would not go to prison, yes. yes i would.
>>27000875
>Some edgy answers in this thread.
Most people in this world would murder you for easy money. Why you think you live in a moral society of sunshine and rainbows is beyond me.
Shit. So many men out there would murder you for some pussy. Why you think trying to paint everyone good will keep you safe is ridiculous.
>>26999770
nigger did op said any of this? just play by the rules he gave you and stop avoiding the question with dumb theories
>>26996008
I'd rather kill my whore of a sister instead, but yes, I'd definitely do it. People who say they wouldn't are lying.
in hindsight, if i knew i would not go to prison, get blackmailed, and if i knew that the money was real, yes i would.
>>27006674
yeah, do we get any bonuses if we do it brutally? i mean, the guy is gonna die anyway, right?
>>27006802
What about style or speed multipliers? If I do a rotating flip off an overhead ledge and land on his skull with both feet for an instant brain-popping kill, do I get a super sick bonus? What if you set up a bunch of victims on a course and we play it Tony Hawk's Pro Skater style? Like a time trial. See how many you can kill barehanded in one hour, while being judged on kill methods.
>>26995973
I'm surprised there are people that even need to think about this. The answer is blatantly obvious. Anyone who claims they wouldn't has never had it tough.
>>26996008
Only moralfags would say no, their only reason being that they want to look like the nice guy
There is no nice guy, everyone's goal is more money. Unless you're some buddhist you definitely would kill for that kind of money. You know it, we know it, just don't deny it.
That same logic applies to other situations of course, just because you look like you have morals doesn't mean you do you gigantic faggot
>>27007056
I've been poor my whole life. I couldn't do this. I can't take blood money, man. It's easy to say you would, but having to bash some guy's head in while he screams and begs for mercy? No way. That will stay with you.
>>26999294
>that one retarded kid who thinks he's smart for nitpicking at a hypothetical scenario
I'm weak as fuck. I would probably have to swing way too many times and it would leave me scarred for life.
>>26995973
If the skin is black, I must attack.
>>26999294
>not taking your winnins in cash
Still worth it
>>26995973
Be a nice twist if this stranger turned out to be your soulmate.
So many retarded deontologyfags ITT. If you're going to be a moralfag at least do it right (consequentialism). Do you realize how many "muh innocent lives" you could save with $50 million?
>>26995973
>hammer
That's fucking brutal m8
Can I tie them up in a chair and just sleeper hold them to death?
Fucking hammer is just too brutal....
Tempted but I don't think I could. I'd probably think about doing it then second guess myself, let the person go then I'd regret it the next time I needed money for something. I feel like I'm a wannabe moralfag. I only do moralfag shit because I'm obssessed with the idea of being a hero but I always regret my decicion after I make it so even though my actions are moralfag, my thoughts are just egotism. Not sure if that makes me a good or bad person
