>Getting drunk at 10 in the morning
Anyone else do this?
Yes, whenever possible.
This is nice thread and this is nice original comment.
yeah, right now in fact. i have already destroyed both my life and body, so i may as well go the whole nine yards. i am a hopeless, lazy, dumb, impotent degenerate and if i had any courage or sense of self i would just end it, but i'm a shameless pussy too, so i almost don't even mind being a pathetic, depraved cancer in my family's life
>>26995116
Whats everyone drinking. blokmxc
This is so sad, so sad.
>tfw fulfill my daily habit of swallowing the insides of a nasal decongestant inhaler to perk me up for the rest of the day
>>26995116
gonna do this as soon as EB and liquorland open
port or any sweet red wines not that bitter tasteless bullshit people pretend to like. also mouth wash
>>26995748
fireball cause i felt like it and bottom shelf gin for tonight. i'm going to go to mcdonalds too.
>>26995814
>port or any sweet red wines
enjoy your autismpops you faggot.
>>26995773
They don't properly measure how much propylhexedrine goes into those rods, one of these days you might OD
>>26995814
every time i drink wine, i get the shits for days. it sucks, because i do like it.
>wake up
>check the mail hoping there might be something fun
>fucking nothing
Well I guess maybe I'll get a bottle of DXM or something. I hate my life.
>>26995748
Straight warm vodka. I'm hungry but I'm too drunk to buy food. Fuck. Just texted a girl who we used to like each other. This is gonna end well.
>>26995875
Well my luck is pretty strong if we factor in the many days I take two.
>>26995875
Considering how tolerance works, he'll probably be fine unless he tries eating like five.
Also, to that guy, I hope you're extracting the drugs into a liquid, otherwise enjoy your fecal impaction.
>today i will change
>well, one more day to celebrate me changing i suppose
>2 years later
>mfw
not recently but i have done
the days drags horribly, it's bloody awful
also i am gonna quit drinking alcohol
the liquid jew offers you poison in pretty bottles
It's 9:23 pm where I'm at drinking 3 ships whiskey tastes like shit but compared to most liquor it's not too bad tbqh familia
>>26996080
Shit nigga. I'm crying and I want to kill myself but this is the most fun I've had in months. I'm having a blast being drunk.
>>26996185
i do it every day almost, cry and blackout. i think i'm high estrogen possibly.
>>26996225
Probably. Why the fuck is it considered manly to drink a bunch of alcohol? Shit is full of estrogen, the most girly hormone in existence? Maybe if I keep drinking and job once in a while I'll be a qt trap.
Why cant i just die tb.h
>>26996470
Because if you want to die, it's your responsibility to accomplish that.
>tfw drink constantly partly to distract myself from my life and partly because i heard alcohol has feminizing properties due to phytoestrogens
wew...
fuck everything
>>26996731
>tfw you make this post without reading the thread and see other fags posting the same exact thing
epic/..simply epic
I haven't been able to drink since i got on probation and my life is miserable
>>26996808
DUI or something original comment?
My depression is back, lads. I was doing so fucking well too.
At least I have vicodins. I'm just embracing my addictions. Fuck everything
>>26996764
itll make u fat thats for sure
>>26995116
Preferably earlier. I fucking loathe and dread socializing sober.
>>26996872
not if i dont eat nothin
>>26996808
drunk in public with a bunch of other charges
>>26996857
I remember when I could still get high on Vicodin
The earliest in the day i got drunk was 11 am
>>26996888
impressive technique
>>26996927
Yuh man, I went from oxys and vics to heroin a few years back. Went to rehab late 2013. Started popping these warier this year. Can't take life sober
What're your vices
>>26996953
Heroin, benzodiazepines, and I dabble in meth. I mean I'll obviously take pills like Vicodin if I have them because it's better than nothing, but it doesn't do much. Took 6 Percocet hoping to feel something and got absolutely nothing. I might try CWEing the other 13, and hope that gets me somewhere.
>>26995864
>>26995885
ive gotten pissed off alot of different shit and nothing beats it. i do get the runs like hell but its better then a night of cheap henny and not being able to squeeze a fart out lol
>>26997002
at this point just huff gasoline broski
>>26997063
I'm not there quite yet.
>It's another "Get drunk at noon and read through My Twisted World again" episode.
>>26997178
My Twisted World is utter garbage. Stop pretending it's good just because Elliot killed a couple people. The concept of a mass killers memoir is intriguing, yet Elliot is a bad enough writer to make it totally worthless.
>>26997226
the only reason i made that post was to bait a reply of this nature, thanks for playing right into my hands
I don't really get drunk in the morning but I've started having a a couple shots and an energy drink to start the day and I find I'm much more social and even do better on tests/quizzes for school.
>>26997269
Congratulations, you managed to get a response. I'm sure you're very proud.
>>26997269
Here, have another (You) if it makes you feel like your life is worth something.
>>26997339
>>26997304
you have no idea how much this means to me
One time I got really high at about 10am, forgot I had a driving test in about an hour, had a mild panic attack trying to get myself to be just a bit sober, got anxious as all hell when I noticed the instructor was a retired cop, then I failed the hand signals and he ended to test immediately.
