Is sex even fathomable to you?
Or is it such an impossibility it seems like an imaginary, transient thing?
holy hell why is every thread here about relationships and sex? you all have the same stupid aspirations as the shallow normie chads. once you guys finally get sex, you'll end up getting into sports.
why not live for something better? personally i've a passionate programmer and hoping to contribute towards creating AI.
>>26994378
>I want to fuck a sexbot
be honest anon.
But seriously, because mostly everyone here is barely out of puberty and was raised on limitless HD porn.
>>26994294
It's more of a "whatever" to me.
I just don't care anymore.
if I get the chance I won't turn it down, but I just don't care anymore.
>>26994429
That's cute. Keep telling yourself that.
>>26994378
>holy hell why is every thread here about relationships and sex
Because that's what makes a difference between robot and Chad.
>>26994428
i totally would. shit, maybe if i end up creating/programming hyper realistic sexbots waifus r9k would be made obsolete. i sympathize with this board but agree with you that the hormonal urges of the posters are overbearing.
Sometimes I try to fuck my hand by like moving my hips and everything, like you do during sex. I always get tired after like 30 seconds of it. The average out of shape Joe Schmoe can do all that exercise without any problems? Who knows how I'm gonna fuck a woman for a reasonable amount of time. Not fat, but I'm pretty skinny so that's probably why.
>>26994378
>hoping to contribute towards AI
>translation
>I am desperately lonely but hate women so I entertain a pipe dream about building a better woman
Why is sex such a big deal to you guys? Are you still in high school? Do you have no idea what problems real life has? Can you even fathom what problems you'll have when you're all grown up?
>>26994484
I can understand people having a drive to become chad but trust me, when the AI revolution/takeover happens, chad will be irrelevant.
>>26994534
Just like when Trump "wins" the elction? Fuck off. This is real life.
>>26994514
nice projecting. jesus not everyone is obsessed with relationships/sex. i am just really into programming and AI. We humans failed the world and each other, as often made evident on r9k. AI could probably do a better job than human leaders.
>>26994534
>when the AI revolution/takeover happens, chad will be irrelevant
You can emulate the same feeling as being with another person no matter what AI you'll use.
>>26994516
This. Wtf you like really all want to just fuck ?
Like when I was 15 I realized it will never happen and just stamped this chapter of life as "closed due to lack of business" and concentrated on other things.
>>26994566
Fuck trump and politics. You guys are narrow-minded but honestly, if I could I'd give you all a tour of the tech research being done here in the bay area right now you'd change your views.
>>26994378
I'm not passionate about anything
>>26994566
You sound increasingly nervous.
OP here
>make an innocuous thread about sex
>all the robots get butt-hurt THIS ISNT WHAT LIFE BOUT BREH BRUH BRAH DERreRrrr
It's just sex. I didn't say it was anything more important than that. Nice projecting, kids.
No, it's just too unreal.
Last week i masturbated to an image of a sex doll because fantasizing about a sex doll was much easier than trying to fantasize about real sex.
>>26994566
>>26994637
When Mein Fuhrur wins, we're going to put Redditors into forced labor camps and make you build the wall to keep the Mexicans out. It's gonna be yuuuuuuge
>>26994652
I'm saying that this is every thread on /r9k/ ever. It's not worth making another thread about. Life has a lot more problems than you being a virgin.
>>26994652
First replier here
No i'm here from /g and taking a tour of all the 4chan boards. r9k is just as shit as the rest.
>>26994684
YUUUUUUUUGE
>>26994695
>taking a tour of 4chan
>a tour
>of 4chan
>and also from /g/
I found ur familia
>>26994294
The latter. One time I spied a roastie texting a guy about sex and my first thought was that I couldn't believe it even existed.
>>26994684
Epic meme. Rethink your life.
Whenever i imagine my first time having sex i just imagine being too nervous, not getting hard, not being able to finish or finishing too fast.
When/if that day ever actually comes i will be so psyched out it will be a fucking disaster regardless.
>>26994743
I'm honestly trying to help but it seems like r9k is just content with living shit lives with shit goals. Damn
>>26994777
A lot of people don't finish on the first time they have sex, a lot of my mates and I included. Just pretend and maybe the next time or time after you will.
Sex is probably the most overrated thing on Earth.
It's nice if it's with someone you love and are very intimate and comfortable with, but even then it's not the acme and the omega.
Most arcanines would be extremely disappointed with sex itself, although I understand why they feel frustrated from the psychological point of view.
I find it hard to picture myself having sex, yes.
I feel like ive been getting closer and closer to lately and it's just a matter of time until I find a grill interested in me that I can then proceed to fug
