I can suck my dick, how many of you can do this?
I could almost, I would edge myself then suck my tip to cum
Back when I didn't powerlift, I got so good I could nearly deepthroat.
>>26993708
back when I was a teenager, weighed 50 pounds less and did flexibility exercises every other day for phys ed in school, I could get 5, nearly 6 inches of it in my mouth, but never all of it. I'd lay on my back and fling my feet upwards then walk them down the wall and sort of tuck them in between my bed and the wall above my head for leverage then basically fuck my own mouth.
now I can barely lick the tip and even then my legs go numb after a few minutes and I can't bend farther than my chubgut will allow.
>>26994212
>teenager
>50 pounds
Are you from rural Africa?
>>26993708
"Go suck your dick anon".
>>26993708
speaking of that does anybody have that picture of wojak rolling while sucking his dick and then sayin that feel when no gf.
yes. i love doing it and i look at trap porn and tranny porn while i do it and pretend im sucking off a pretty transgirl and i get very excited for her load in my mouth while she does girly moans and then i blow my own stinky salty load in my mouth and essentially the frog man face when he removes his smug grin revealing an embittered scoul is what occurs inside of me
>>26995975
Nigga...
blobvcx
>>26994468
>50 pounds less
are you from Texas or some other part of the country where they don't learn them kids what how to read the words good?
>>26995975
laughing my butt off family
I wish I could, in fact sometimes I think I've dreamed of doing it and can imagine how it feels.
>>26995975
there it goes lmao
>>26995975
I'm ded.
sqdqsdqsdqsd
I used to be able to in high school because like >>26994212 said, daily stretches helped my flexibility. I can't do it any more and it makes me sad.
>>26995975
Lmao. you weird little fuccboi
>>26996094
>>26996251
>>26996505
>>26996549
>>26996679
i'm going to do it right now and i know the ending already, but i love the movie. a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do
>>26996735
>a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do
You're a madman.
I'm trying, but I'm too fat
