What does one of these smell like?
rotting tuna
Almost like salty coins and milk
stick your hand in garbage water, let it dry, then smell it
>>26992260
SALTY MILKY COINS OF BAGS
Fresh ham.
Lick back of hand
Sniff it
>>26992260
that smell of cut metal
Varies a lot. One of my exes had a truly awful smelling vagina, also got yeast infections and shit constantly.
My current gf has a delicious pussy, it actually tastes good.
In my experience red heads have the worst smelling pussies and brunettes the best ones, but that might just be coincidence.
smells like pussy desu senpai
>>26992334
>red heads have the worst
no, you're fucking lying, NO
NO
NO
NO
i refuse to believe this
>>26992361
Ive slept with 3 different red heads, all of them had pretty bad pussy smell
smells like you
>>26992395
stop shattering my delusions of perfect qt red heads and ginger minge
>>26992361
>>26992395
>wanting to sleep with a dirty ginger
eww
Normally: Like sweat, sometimes a little sweet
Horny: A bit musky, lubricants don't taste or smell too much
Period: Like iron, duh
Ovulating: Smell becomes really powerful, almost like some kind of BO smell but also not that bad. Tangy.
>>26992361
My ex is a redhead and had a very clean pussy
On the flipside she's completely mental tho
There's always SOMETHING wrong with readheads
>>26992407
Don't worry. I slept with a redhead with a sweet pussy smell. All you have to do is go to the fairy land of make-believe where redheaded women exist whose pussies don't smell like rotting shit.
>>26992334
what about blondes?
>>26992260
varies on cleaning habits and when you get to them.
I never smells good after a long day but nothing does really.
>>26992449
In between brunettes and redheads. Use your deductive reasoning skills.
>>26992260
My hot man milk
>>26992459
Do you wipe back to front, m'lady?
>>26992449
Could go both ways, ive only fucked 2 blondes though and both were terrible in bed
>>26992459
if i eat your rank pussy would i die?
>>26992518
It would be extremely painfulif you know what I mean
Lemon glazed donuts.
>>26992395
Only been with one redhead, but it was top tier of good smelling.
>>26992535
OK, i probably just had shit luck.
>>26992526
dr. rank pussy, i'm BBC
>>26992260
Also that's a pretty gross pus.
At least post some good vag if you're gonna do this thread.
>>26992548
Sounds like it.
Then again 1 is a pretty shit sample size, so maybe I just got lucky.
but I've never head thew "smells bad" thing before.
to all the people who fucked red heads:
were those red heads all crazy?
>>26992529
nice. I like this image I presumably think that you made
I'm 80 years old and every single day of my life, since I turned 5, I've fully eaten out a cleaned pussy and a male anus that was actively spraying feces into my face. Different person every time (I ate out my wife of 60 years on our wedding night but every other night it was someone else).
The worst-smelling male shitting anus (homeless white guy when I was 48) smelled way way better than the best-smelling cleaned pussy (black tax accountant when I was 71).
>>26992601
what in the fuck am i reading
>>26992590
2/3 def were. Last one might have been only fucked her once
>>26992577
Of course not, you idiot. You don't hear bad smells, you smell them. That's why they're called "smells."
>>26992622
>he doesn't hear smells
FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26992590
no idea
but I can confirm redheads are mentally ill
>>26992648
tfw no mentally ill crazy red head gf
>>26992666
Gets old real fast, speaking from experience
>>26992675
Don't all women?
>>26992689
Most do. When you meet someone you respect it's a slower process.
>>26992666
be thankful for that Satan
they'll wreck your shit
>>26992709
>respecting women
ISHYGDDT
>>26992590
Only gril I've dated that went on 4chans.
Honestly pretty fucking based.
Three months later-- absolutely fucking nuts.
So yes. .
What does it... feel like? To slide your dick inside of a horny woman's vagina? Please no memes, I want serious accounts here.
>>26992816
Suck your cheeks in hard, and slide a finger in your mouth. No joke.
>>26992595
Yes I did. Thank you.
>>26992840
How do I do that without letting the finger kill the suction?
>>26992778
they wait to reveal their real personality until you get attached to them in order to maximise the emotional damage
>>26992260
bbc cum
>>26992866
Exhale as much as you can so you can inhale/suck for a longer period and start with your fingertip already in your mouth a bit in your mouth.
The absurdity of this reply made me laugh. First genuine laugh I've had in weeks.
It's a common misconception that redheads have foul-smelling pussies. The truth is, redheads have zero buttmeat. They have extra butt skin, but it sags uselessly down the back of their concave torsos. The absence of buttmeat removes the buffer that insulates the anus. When you eat out a redhead, you are placing your nose and mouth mere inches from her exposed, gaping sphincter.
-Aristotle
You know what never smells bad, not even once?
1. BOIPUCCI
2. BOICLITTI
>>26992925
>>26992952
These 2 posts are perfect next to each other
>>26993009
That is not a coincidence.
>>26992952
Fuck off turd burglar, you have your own board
>>26993015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBX6aEzEz8
I teach sex ed to 6th graders and I came up with a nifty jingle to remind females how to keep up proper vaginal hygiene.
(Sung to the tune of "Camptown Races")
DOO DOO GETS UP IN YOUR CUNT
DOO DOO
DOO DOO
IF YOU'RE WIPING BACK TO FRONT
DOO DOO IN YOUR CAVE
>>26992529
Top kek to that image.
wipe your finger gently along your asshole up through your buttcrack roughly 10 minutes after drying off from showering
That's exactly what it smells like; and it's fucking gross
>>26993249
if i were willing to wipe my finger gently along my asshole, i wouldn't need a woman.
You guys are wimps. I've eaten out a girl after she shat in her pants. Just pulled down her shitty pants and underwear and went to town on that poon tang.
>>26993101
Bullshit, you are not teaching that to 6th graders. I need proof.
>>26992613
My exact response.
>>26993523
It's actually become part of the multi-national sex ed curriculum. Unless you live in northern Africa or the jungles in Brazil or Aboriginal Australia, every 6th grader you come across will know it. If you want proof, go up to any child and prompt her with "DOO DOO GETS UP IN YOUR CUNT..." Guaranteed she'll finish the song and say "thank you for reminding me, mister." And then her parents will praise you for being a good Samaritan.
>>26992260
A true gentleman enjoys and is silent
>>26993585
This is such a shitty board
>>26993666
oh, SO SORRY you have to do a little work to get the proof that YOU asked for.
