which one of you faggots made this?
>>26990715
shes got a nice bum
>>26990715
Dat ass
Unf
>>26990715
whats so bad about it
its the truth
>>26990954
This, it is the truth, so what's wrong?
>>26990966
the point of her post is?
jus b urself?
>>26990966
>sex is fun
this triggers me to no end because I know the kind of people who says this
>>26990990
the point is that a women can be a whore and suck nigger dicks and if you dont like that you are the problem
>>26991006
But sex is a lot of fun. It is literally the best feeling there is. Why would that trigger you?
>>26991041
>the point is that a women can be a whore and suck nigger dicks
She can do what she wants but I don't have to respect her for that
>>26991046
SEX IS NATURAL AND FUN
IT'S 21ST CENTURY IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL
VIRGINITY IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT
you have le small dick and you're angry because women enjoy themselves ;))
>>26991046
because he doesnt have sex
what the fuck are you newfags doing here lelel go practice on >>>/b/
>>26991057
then you have a problem :^)
>>26991057
>but I don't have to respect her for that
How about you atop being a sexist pig? you son of bitch goat herder.
>>26991057
Ok I lost my shit holy fuck bahaha
>>26991170
bahahah fuck off to reddit faggot
>>26991198
Make me you kike dick sucking nigger prostate licking faggot ass feminist worshipping beta cuck mongoloid chink wink mud slime kissing fagatron
>>26991046
>It is literally the best feeling there is.
That's not shorting a market top and pyramiding on the way down with all the leverage your broker will let you carry.
speculation>sex
>>26991147
At least try to be convincing. :l
>>26990715
So is someone going to provide sauce on that ass or what?
>>26991225
I wouldn't know, mate. I've never speculated on the free market, tbqh.
>>26991282
Dude, it's a mudsharking whore. It's not even dog meat at this point.
>>26990966
The biggest myth is that sex is anything other than ok and that its worth it to talk to a woman to extract it from her
>>26991350
>to extract it from her
The biggest myth is that you somehow have to put an insane amount of effort into it to get laid. I'm as average as they come, and have had strangers and friends approach me for sex. Women get horny and want to fuck too. After a long night of drinking, a friend of mine once just grabbed my dick and asked if I wanted to go home to her place and fuck.
>>26991402
You realize that stuff doesn't happen to robots, right?
We don't even have female friends to ask us to fuck, for fuck's sake.
>>26991402
>I'm a chad but don't know it, the post
>>26991402
I didnt say that either, even no effort sex is terrible because the problem goes after, when the girl goes crazy and thinks youre dating and wont stop bothering you. Last girl i met up with on tinder we went to the movies she bought the tickets and a bottle of alcohol for me, then i fucked her brains out in her car, sge even dropped me off at my apt.
Easy enough kept going like this, if i was drunk and home alone id have her meet me out front deposit my cum in her then leave. The sex itsself was nothing special i just liked the cardio she was tight but like all girls had no idea what she was doing.
Then i decide to fap to 2D cuz its better they look much more attractive and there is no smell or effort
Then one day she texts me "i miss you" and the crazy starts happening
>waits outside my apartment for hours
>buys me useless shit i don t need like love posters
>starts calling me and texting me every hour
>tells her parents and her friends about me
>no way to block her she tells me how she thinks our babies would be so cute daily
>keeps buying me useless shit
>no escape cuz she knows where i live
In actuality its a minor inconvience but sex is so mediocre that it ended up being not worth it.
T. Retired chad
>>26991535
>i enjoy my ego massaged by desperate roasties: the post
>>26990966
Something about how dumb and vacuous this cunt sounded drove me up the goddamn wall
it was me, sorry OP
>>26990745
Built for fucking
>>26991586
What im saying is sex is not worth it, i know i damaged your fragile ego because you thought you were cool for fucking 5 girls in your lifetime but as someone who has run through over 100 it isnt worth it. Though in college it was alot different just get drunk and fuck then leave to my dorm. Even then the feeling wasnt great the biggest pleasure came from reaffirming myself as a man by having sex, second best part was choking the girls as i fucked them.
The reason sex sucks is because the vagina gets super wet after a while and it just feels like a warm hole, if they are too dry its hard to penetrate plus they stop you from thrusting since its painful. The asshole is only tight in the ring at the entrance but if you use lube it feels like jerking off with one finger and your thumb.
Fapping is the best in the end.
>>26991041
No. Literal cuckfaggotry is NEVER okay.
>>26990966
wow finally women emit to easy mode
>>26991670
just get out you don't fit in here at all. go back to facebook with your rest of your normie friends.
>>26991402
ah, the most effective form of virgin baiting
>>26992858
You use the normie meme which came out in 2013, you're one of the faggots that came here from redd it thinking this was wiz chan and you were in competition to win a trophy for the biggest loser. Leave ,you are cancer.
>>26990715
It was you OP you made it.
also you might wanna squiggle out the dick in her hand too because it's clearly a benis and it'd also make it more noticible
>>26990715
Srakodai, gordatrekat eismolt
>>26991670
>>26991535
this anon is correct, although you left out something important: sex is only good if you actually like the girl
love is way harder to come by than sex, chad struggles to find love just as much as we do
>mfw betanorms come to /r9k/ and think we're the only ones redpilled on women
Chads know, anon
Chads know
sauce on the right pic?
>>26993088
It started here, fuckwit
Wizardchan got some of their culture from here, not the other way around.
Leave, newfag/normalfag/fag
>>26993110
>sex is only good if you actually like the girl
I'd say "sex is better if you actually like the girl". I've had good sex with a girl I didn't care too much about. But I still agree. It's far better if you actually care about her.
>>26993186
>original greentext stories
>NO IM THE BIGGEST LOSER I NEVER HAD A GIRL EVEN TALK TO ME
that was a very small subset of the people who visited this site, which is why they left and made wizchan you only came here after the pepe meme exploded and found itsself on reddit. Faggot Reddit boi go back
>>26990715
sauce on this video please
>>26993225
The fact you think 2013 was a long time ago proves you probably got your information secondhand through a knowyourmeme article while flipping through your normiephone @ da club.
Why are normals so fucking retarded?
>>26990715
Literally happened to me so I fail to see what's wrong.
If some fag bothered to make a picture it probably means I'm not the only one right?
>>26993265
No i trip and shit posted under the name kpop princess to rile up faggots like you by pretending to be a girl that fucked niggers.
I am sexless and having a small dick that's why this picture really triggers me. Like, there's no way my partner wouldn't think about nigger dick while fucking me.
My bf broke it off with me because he has to be in the army for a long time and he wont have time for me.
Because of that ive been awake for 2days straight and not eating because im nauseous from crying
>>26993863
Why don't you fuck black dick like how women are supposed to be ?
>>26990803
>unf
>>>/tumblr/
>>26991218
Youre trying too hard to seem like youre from here
>>26991402
>after a long night of drinking
>>26993974
Is there something wrong with the English?
>>26991350
You've obviously never had really really mind blowing sex. Like get the handcuffs paddle and flogger she's cumming 8 times.
>>26994032
Because not everyone is handsome and have a big dick
>>26994114
Okay fine granted but don't act like sex is overrated because it's not your just doing a bad job. Sex can be the most insane experience if you know what she wants and you keep her coming all night.
Cuckposting has begun to get more subtle.
>>26991535
>Then i decide to fap to 2D cuz its better
Oh fuck off you disgusting normalfag.
It's not a joke but something many anons actually feel as they have grown deattached from real life.
Let me guess, when you're on vacation from work you also call yourself a NEET?
You disgust me.
>>2699403>>26994032
I am the best sex a girl will ever have my dick is 6.5 inches around and 7.5 inches long, i lift daily so im insanely strong and have high cardio to top it off i can get hard again after cumming in seconds up to 4 times. I get told i should be a porn star. And ive fucked over 100 girls. On the other hand ive gotten drunk and done cocaine i like that feeling of immortality much better than a 30-45 second orgasm
>>26990966
>I dont need 4chan for validation
Then why would she post her contact info when she admits that she only talks to like 4 of the 400 people she has in her contacts? I dont get it
>>26994288
Nah it is better and i just explained the origin of that meme newcomer, stop using r9k you cancerous redd itor
>>26991218
Cringe as fuck lad.
>>26994336
Like I said you're being repressed you have to free your sexuality. My cocks about that size but it's not just about that, and I have gotten the pornstar thing too.
You need a girl you can go full fetish with it will fry your brain when she can't stop coming and you just keep going.
>>26991057
preach the truth, brother.
>>26994339
because (s)he's full of shit and already admits to being perfectly normal with no need to try at all to get fucked. this whole post is as pointless and ignorant as every other 'be yourself there's a girl out there somewhere who will fuck you if you just try :>)' as if nobody tries at all
>>26991402
>implying none of us try
>implying we aren't utterly undesirable to even the horniest of women
In the words of Michael Rosen; "Quick! Get out! Get out of here!!"
Normans are scum who got lucky and don't belong here.
>>26991670
>sex isn't great
>it only took me 100 partners to realize it!
Top kek anon. Top kek.
>>26990715
Wew dude
>>26993884
He is my first love.
Im too attached to him
>>26991046
I grew up in a landlocked area and dreamed of sailing. When I first drove to the gulf I sat down and cried of happiness. Full on tears of joy. Sex was shit in comparison.
>>26993183
Coalburner-posters always use this, stick around long enough and it'll pop up.
>>26991402
What if i don't drink and don't go to parties? Am i doomed for life?
>>26994808
Just wait for a week and then you'll get back to your women nature again which is scanning for well hung guys
>>26994748
Imagine if a new zelda game releases (skyward sword) and you start playing it and think huh this isnt as good as i thought it would be but its a zelda game so you hold out and believe, other people are saying its the best one yet, 20 hours into the game youre still bored but itching to see what is so good about this game that others are applauding it so feverently you play in small bursts but it seems gimmicky and boring, you put it down and comeback to it. You finally beat it and you think, huh was that really it? That cant be all right? Your wrist is sore from the dumb ass controls you realize what a waste of time it was. But all your friends are playing it talking about how cool it is so you go back occassionally.
>>26994871
I guess everyone got to find out for themselves but drinking helped me a lot with getting better at talking to women, which in the end got me laid and helped me getting gfs.
Since someone brought this up, i'm just wondering, when a guy is really good at foreplay, is it true that his size matters less ? Is it true that the girl won't even think about trying other guys that are well endowed ?
>>26994368
Accusing someone of your own weakness, huh. How political.
No one that uses "cuz" seriously has any place here- you are a blight.
>>26994914
So you need to play the same game 100 times to realize it's not that great?
You sound like an idiot to me.
Unless of course, to a certain extent you DID enjoy the game, and you're being a pessimistic shit just for the sake of being a pessimistic shit.
I'll go with the later.
>>26994368
>r9k
>>26995028
Also boards are always placed within backslashes. Always.
I'm surprised you didn't capitalize it, too.
>>26994974
Not at all. It's actually even worse because if she's really wet and horny, she gonna wanna be filled up even more because she's gonna be a lot more relaxed.
Most girls just play it off because they do cum a few times and just wants the guy to get off to.
>>26994706
But that's the point, robots don't try. They just shitpost about how women are all shallow whores for not liking them for how they are, as if they aren't pathetic wastes of space.
>>26995048
I have literal proof ive been here longer than you with that trip autist berg
>>26991402
>Guys its a myth that you have to put an insane amount of effort to get laid
>socializing
>spending money on clothes to go drink
>driving to a bar
>dealing with load music and shitty people at bar
>spending shit tons of money on drinks
>having friends
>having a female friend
>entertaining said female friend
>pull off being sexually attractive enough for a woman to have sex with you
>driving back to her place
>having sex
>wat do next morning
>"Guyz it doesn't take any effort to have sex XD"
Kill yourself you normalcuck
>>26995034
Because its just ok, not that good and its talked up all the time. I always think its going to be different but its always mediocre at best, i like the cardio aspect and dominating another human their squeals of pain are the best
>>26995221
I accept your concession.
>>26991046
Sex didnt physically feel that great. I have jerked off to much. And condom. The mental "yeah im a man and im fucking" is what is good. But physically its less than masturbating. At least it was for me
>>26991046
>It is literally the best feeling there is
It's really not. I've had sex thousands of times and I can assure you of that. And it's not as though I wasn't "doing it right," either. I've fucked 11 times straight in a night. I've fucked for over an hour at a time. I've used every toy and performed every sex act you could dream of. I've had orgasms that shot through every aching muscle in my legs, chest, back, and ass and turned the whole world purple until I came to. I've had orgasms that became my whole fucking world and lit up my whole body wit physical and emotional affectations.
Still not the best feeling there is. It's amazing, but it's not anything like what it's purported to be. Nothing could live up to that standard. The human body can produce MUCH better ("better" is subjective, but whatever) feelings than just sex.
I'd say that if you think sex is literally the best feeling, you haven't exercised hard enough or tried the right combination of drugs.
>>26990966
if you want sex then don't call whores whores and complain that everyone is throwing their pussies in the air
I don't need to give up on women because I never had the chance or ability to try anyways! It's a bad goodfeel
>>26995359
So name something then.
>>26995148
come on robots reply to me :^)
This thread is absolutely disgusting.
You have leddit, dumblr, and all normie social sites in here unironically defending whores and that "sex isn't a big deal" to a bunch of genetic lottery losers.
>>26995499
Okay.
>hearing a joke or seeing something that's just THAT funny when you're baked or otherwise, then losing yourself for a solid hour in fits of giggles over it until your diaphragm hurts and the endorphins overtake the pain so your whole body is just feeling like laughter
Arguably better than sex.
>taking a solid month's tolerance break from pot, going exploring, getting cut up and nearly dying on the trip, hanging on to the rocks with your trembling fingers, making it with strength you didn't know you had, getting to the top of the cliff in agony, and then smoking a blunt at the top before lying back in the ocean breeze on a bed of flowers, looking at the moon,feeling the soreness all over you and thinking of getting all scraped up as a kid, and just listening to the sound of the wind and the water and the birds
Arguably better than sex.
>being on molly during the adrenaline rush from a boxing match, being bruised all over, smoking a j, and then cuddling with people you were punching an hour ago
Arguably better than sex.
>doing a line of cocaine off of a graded paper with great feedback and a big "100" on it once finals are over
Arguably better than sex.
>smoking a cigarette after a solid 2 days of no tobacco, and doing so on a strenuous walk first thing in the morning so that your blood begins to circulate with your first hit of nicotine, feeling it course through your legs and every muscle in your body, and absorbing the first rays of sun creeping over the mountain as you do so
Arguably better than sex.
>listening to Aoxomoxoa on shrooms
Easily better than sex.
>taking a psychedelic, chugging an energy drink, getting on a plane, plugging in your headphones, looking out the window from your window seat with nobody sitting next to you, and just getting lost in the sky and the expanse below
Better than sex.
>showering on molly with axe body gel
Arguably better than sex.
>tfw know 4 people over the years that this has happened to
women can be some cold hearted swine tbhwm fampai
>>26990966
>when a double standard benefits women
welp can't do nothing about it, it's the law of the land!!
>when it benefits men
we need to smash the patriarchy! i refuse to be subjected to society's gender roles!!
this is why i hate women.this is why i don't report domestic abuse.
>>26995694
Translation: Drugs are better than sex
>>26995808
Yeah, pretty much. My main argument is that the brain can produce AMAZING feelings and experiences with the right stimuli, well surpassing sex. Laughter, drugs, exercise, and the feeling of winning can be combined to produce sensations I'd say beat out sex in terms of sheer pleasure.
>>26990966
>I met my boyfriend on 4chan
Scumbag confirmed, there is no reason to get into a relationship on a board made for anonimity
>>26995845
I mean, obviously drugs are better than sex but I still think many "sober" things are better than sex too. Like the first time I saw the sea and the boats.
>>26994820
what about having sex on drugs
>>26995225
>socializing
something you should feel the need to at least from time to time, even if you arent looking for sex
>spending money on clothes to go drink
you can buy cheap clothes, all of my clothes are from the thrift store, you just have to know whats good and what isnt
>driving to a bar
yeah because everyone that is going out to drink alcohol is gonna be driving right?
>dealing with load music and shitty people at bar
you can find a quieter place, you go to an apartment party
>spending shit tons of money on drinks
id say its average, should be covered by your job, yes you should have some income at this point in your life
>having friends
no-brainer
>having a female friend
just ask any single girl out
>entertaining said female friend
oh no
>pull off being sexually attractive enough for a woman to have sex with you
you either are you arent
>driving back to her place
fuck on the street
>having sex
its good
>wat do next morning
whatever you feel like
pull your head out of your ass, loser
>>26990715
krager
>>26990715
funny becuase that also works for "reasons for getting dumped"
a man gets dumped because he's depressed, a woman gets dumped for cheating and running a train
>>26995359
>that first paragraph
>>26990966
>I talk to 4/400
>not even 20/80 rule
>a woman on the internet literally has her pick of the top 1% of men
