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Just lower your standards robots. There is someone out there
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Just lower your standards robots. There is someone out there who wants your babies.
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Does she have to be a gypsy?
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I ask 2 things

1) Blue eyes
2) Don't be fat

Is that too high? Well if it is then fuck love, I give up.
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I ask 2 things

Not fat or willing to become not fat
Believes that partnership is more than just the initial period of love
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>>26989342
>There is someone out there who wants your babies.

why are there so many handsome men without gfs but if you look for single women they're all ugly landwhales?
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What are some realistic requirement a 6/10 guy can have on a girl?

1) don't need to be in shape, but at least not very fat

2) Doesn't have to be sweet, but at least not mean

3) Doesn't have any mental issues

would it be ok?
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>>26990083
unless you're 9/10 Chad, you just cross your fingers and hope you get lucky
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>>26990120
Come one, say some requirements that are ok to have.
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>>26989342
Fuck that. I'll keep my virginity as long as I get to keep my freedom.
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>>26990130
- over the AOC
- has a pulse
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>>26989342
I could deal with pretty much anything besides being fat or having bad teeth/smile. I don't think that's too much to ask.
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>>26989342
I guarantee there isn't
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>>26989342
You must be new here to think robots won't tell anything to fuck off below an 8/10. It's part of why we complain about it so much,
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>>26990146
Sounds like I have many girls to hit on then.
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>>26989342
I swear I recognize that whale from somewhere...
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>>26989601
>love depends on specific physical features

Haha, silly men
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>>26990012
>why are there so many handsome men without gfs

There aren't any.
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That girl would want nothing to do with me.

No girl does. Not even fat single-moms on welfare are interested in me.

I like to think it is because I am ugly. But it is most likely because that after years of depression and tfwnogf, I have since long gone off of the deep end and my sanity has faded.

What I am trying to say, is that my standards are rock-bottom. The problem is that no girl has rock-bottom standards, too.
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> Not fat
> Loves me
I do not ask more.
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My standards are literally just "female" and even that could probably be negotiated
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>>26990219
>There aren't any.

>>>/soc/23445147
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>>26990262
>There aren't any.
>>26990219
>There aren't any.

>>>/soc/23438634
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>>26990201

the eyes thing is silly but being more than a tad overweight speaks volumes about a persons character
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>>26990179
that's truth
one of the reason we are virgins is becasue we are selfcentered and picky
i wont settle for anything below 7/10 despite being about 4/10 myself
i've been lonely all my life i can stand being single virgin another 20+ years
it's either all or nothing for me now tbqh
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>>26989390
>tfw a gypsy wants to d8 me
>tfw fooling around
>tfw don't want to have thieves in my bloodline
Honestly, if I wanted thief genes for my kids, I'd marry a Jew. At least then their future thievery would be successful.

>>26989342
I want a White chick who is at least somewhat intelligent, not fat, and not horrendously ugly. I know, that's such a higher standard.
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>>26990303
Speak for yourself, fatso
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I ask only 2 things of a woman, anything is fine as long as she
-Is not a fatty.
-Is aware that that a relationship is both giving and taking.
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>>26990330
define fatty
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>>26990179
I'll take it but I can't get emotionally invested if they're below 5, and I'm a 4 myself

I feel like an awful person for it, if my gf were the same way I would undoubtedly be crushed.
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>>26990350
A person who is fat, a person who weighs more than is necessary for the healthiness of their body.
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>>26990407
>weighs
That should probably be changed to "has more fat than necessary". By the definition you chose, most weightlifters would also be considered fat since the extra muscle isn't necessary for most.
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>>26989342
Is there anything supposed to be wrong with her?
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>>26990500
I would make an exception for a weightlifter gf.
But we all know that isn't going to happen.

But I just don't want someone who can't control their eating habits.
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>>26990276
How is it silly? I want my kids to have blue eyes, that's fairly reasonable is it not ?
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>the current year
>still wanting a woman
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2 things to start off
Don't be a slut
Don't be brown
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>Lower you standards anon!
>Geez have some standards anon!
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>>26990671
There's no winning, they hop from one extreme straight to the other. From "anon won't take anything below 8/10!! shallow!!!!1" to "OMG anon will fugg anything with a pulse LOL !"

I've given up. I don't have to justify my actions, what I will or won't fuck. I don't have anything to prove and I've got nothing to lose.
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