I manage a small logging operation in Oregon. We usually staff entry level positions with mexicans or college kids, but I thought of something different. Maybe a robot wants to come out and work. Get away from your computer, away from your mom, away from women. It's hard work and remote, and the pay is decent.
Anyone interested?
>>26988712
Yeah sure, what are the requirements?
Do I need any sort of certifications first? Chainsaw operation license, etc?
>>26988712
Totally, but I live in England..
>>26988712
Absolutely. This is no fucking meme. I'll be back in the US on March 31st. I have no place to go, no friends, and no future. I will devote myself to your operation 100%.
I'm pretty much a hungry skeleton though.
>>26988720
>>26988730
requirements are to be in decent shape. we usually dont have the entry level guys cutting the trees or working the big machines. usually you will be hooking cables around the fallen trees so a more senior guy can load them
>captcha: select all images with trees
>>26988770
>requirements are to be in decent shape
>be in decent shape
>decent shape
>It's an anon gets lured into the middle of the forest and murdered episode
>>26988811
haha sorry. you dont have to be a he-man, just not gonna work if youre so fat you cant even hike into the location
>>26988712
>spend time outdoors
>get in shape
>learn a new skill
>make money
>live in negro-free oregon
sounds like a pretty decent life tbqh
Is burgerland awake at this time of day?
Get on it bros.
>>26988825
>live in negro-free oregon
joking right?
>>26988712
Do you have a job purely chopping wood?
I spent my teens not going to school and chopping wood all day erryday i am pretty fucking good at it (nearly cost me few toes, but its all good).
Not to mention that it helps ease aggression and anxiety like you wouldnt believe
What is "decent pay"?
>>26988770
whats the pay? And is the gig temporary or is it season?
>>26988712
there is probably too much paperwork and hassle involved in allowing a britbong to work there, I'd also have to ask mommy to book my a flight and give me some money so I can rent a place to stay
OP if the robots fail you go ask /out/.
>>26988841
>>26988712
Come on OP just point me to the wood reserve, leave me alone and i will chop all that shit for you
>>26988841
Well, we dont really axe the trees down anymore haha. We have machines that slice them down quickly. And we dont chop them down into firewood, we sell whole logs.
>>26988919
just keep anon away from the wood chippers / stump grinder machines. We don't want a repeat of what happened last time
>>26988952
imagine seeing and felling your own body getting pulled into a wood chipper. What a way to go
I want to make big saw machines go roaring. Vroom vroom vroom! Everything gets put in two. This makes me happy. It good to make tree fall and go big boom. Big forest all go down, nothing left. Where do I sign contract?
I already make 13.50/hr
Can you beat that?
>>26988712
Do you think my asthma would improve doing something like this?
Also, what's the pay rate?
>>26988970
I've met a guy who lost an arm in a chaff cutter. Watching him split wood with one arm is interesting but he does it pretty good.
>>26988712
Do you provide lodging?
>>26988720
Full set of organs that are compatible with the Chinese billionaires on our waiting list.
I'd do it. I live in northern California already so I'm close. I Work In A Deli For Min Wage currently and it sucks
