>In the great green room
>There was a wagie
>And a red balloon
>And a picture of-
>His inevitable tomb
>And there were three little dollars sitting in chairs
>And two little kittens
>And a pair of mittens
>And a little toy house
>And a young mouse
>And a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush
>And a portrait of Shekelstein saying "don't put up a fuss"
>Goodnight room
>Goodnight moon
>Goodnight light
>And the red balloon
>Goodnight three dollars
>Goodnight chairs
>Goodnight kittens
>And goodnight mittens
>Goodnight clocks
>And goodnight socks
>Goodnight little house
>And goodnight mouse
>Goodnight comb
>And goodnight brush
>Goodnight mush
>And goodnight portrait of Shekelstein, which the wagie was ordered to hang
>Goodnight stars
>Goodnight air
>Good night noises everywhere
>*tick* *tock*
NEETposter is really, finally losing it. His sanity, not his virginity.
>>26988678
>tfw parents start threatening to kick you out
>>26988699
>you can take your blanket with you "my son"
imagine pretending to be an extremely content and happy NEET just to antagonise strangers every day with this simplistic and binary view of the world
imagine giving a flying fuck what anybody thinks about how you live
imagine this tired shit is not just repetitive trolling and cancer
imagine if it's real and is genuinely the product of a mentally ill NEET
imagine replying to this shit
mwf
>>26988849
Imagine that.
It's so hard to be content when literally my every need & desire is met.
>>26988678
>>26988699
>>26988713
>>26988849
wagecucks reduced to tears
bravo OP
NEETcucks geting BTFO in the first few replies as it's the norm around here.
How's that symphony coming?
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>>26988863
But with so much wealth and time at your disposal, what is the outcome you are looking for from these threads?
Is it as simple as just wanting to people to feel bad about themselves or anxious about their lives?
>>26988905
Nah just think it's lame wageslaves are hassling NEETs as being povo and useless when there's a heap of cashed up NEETs about.
And me & my fellow cashed up NEETs contribute a considerable amount to the economy despite being "unemployed".
Life is real comfy with plenty of direction and action; the basement dwelling depressed NEET is a poor stereotype.
Oh, and earlier today I helped two robots out so I have no desire to make folks genuinely feel bad or anxious. I'm a friendly robot.
>>26988863
How'd you get so many neetbuccs? I'm jealous
>>26988947
You're either a wagelord roleplaying or that's not your account. NEETcucks are always poor, no ifs, no buts. They're similar to manlets. While the manlet will never learn, the NEETcuck will always be poor.
>>26988963
Contracts for difference (CFD) trading.
Not very good desu. The rhyming felt forced and it's incredibly redundant.
C-
>>26988998
>not having a mom that read Goodnight Moon to you
Go on, rest ur little heads, dear sweet NEET goyim. We wouldn't want you over-extending yourselves now, would we?
Just lay back and let Jamal and Ahmed take all of the jobs and the white women. You don't need them, you're too busy being "enlightened"! Just click away slave-erm I mean friend! Mr Shekelstein will take care of you!
Here, have some more porn and poison-erm I mean delicious Sunday! It's good for estroge- heh heh it's full of vitamins, goy. It's on the house! By the way, don't forget to click on some sites to line my pockets, goy. Wait, did I say that? Heh heh I meant to say that ad block totally works.
>>Goodnight Moon
KEK
KEK
TOP FUCKING KEK
IM ABOUT TO GO GET KEKED FOR 10 HOURS AND JUST KEK OP
