eggy is gonna kill himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltk5jvbZZpo
>after thinking on it for the last couple days, I think I will be ending my life either Wednesday or Thursday, maybe Friday depending on how long it takes me to get some things sorted out.
I'm really kicking myself for not getting these matters handled the last time I was suicidal, because I'm so sure now that it's what I must do and the urge is very extreme to do it asap.
but I just need to get some things handled since my death is going to ruin a lot of people's lives who are close to me, and I can't die until they are taken care of, even just a little bit.
but hopefully I should be ready to go by the end of the week, and I'll make a video before I do it as sort of a visual suicide note.
>>26987003
Im honestly bummed but Eggy seems like the kind of guy to have been suicidal a few times and now he's serious about it so I'm certain he'll live up to his word.
Another robot bites the dust.
Rest in peace eggman
it's late at night
maybe he'll feel better in the morning
Pls no, eggie
He's one of the few normies I had compassion for
Kek, it was only a matter of time until it all came crumbling down.
>muh podcast
>muh positivity
>muh three jobs
>>26987133
>eggman
>robot
pick one and only one
>wanting to kill yourself because your car can't hold gas
Eggy, please no. Those positivity snapchats made me happy. dont go :^(
How many times has eggman said he was going to kill himself now?
Also, why does he need so much money? Debt? Girlfriend bleeding him dry?
>>26987003
Is this some sort of art project?
Wageslave vs Life
>>26987286
He's demonstrably bad at handling his finances as we've seen time and time again, and now he has his gf leeching funds as well.
>>26987003
He wont kill himself. His car has a problem with it and he's havin a bad week. He'll get over it.
>>26987320
This is why you should never donate to him. It's going to straight into his girlfriends clothing budget.
>>26987350
You also shouldn't donate to him since he's a normie tripfaggot who feeds off attention.
If you want to throw money away on 4chan give to an actual robot at least, or just buy yourself an onahole.
"Kill Yourself" sounds so harsh.
I prefer "a voluntary withdrawal from life"
>>26987320
what does he and his girlfriends spend money on?
This guy seriously needs help with his manic depression. Eggy if you're reading this honestly consider seeing someone.
I've been saying that he should join the navy and just save up money as much money as possible. He'll be in better conditions than he's going through now. Seems like he's bad with finances and a fan of cuckolding.
>>26987003
He's probably not going to do it this time either. Our Eggy is just an Attention whore. His relations wouldn't let him either.
People who actually suicide rarely pre-announce it.
EGGGY ON SUICIDE WATCH
EGGY RIP
>>26987474
This. What a attention whore .
People who kill themselves just kill themselves.
They don't broadcast it.
Just how fucking gullible and normal has /r9k/ become?
>>26987735
I doubt any of us actually think he's going to kill himself. Right guys?
We're just laughing at the emotional rollercoaster that is eggman's existence.
everyone knows he won't actually kill himself, normies with gfs never do. fuck off my board
>>26987766
Eggman's a fucking idiot (also a sellout ). He deserves everything coming to him.
>>26987782
I agree I just like laughing at him since he's a perpetual failure.
I wouldn't mind if his crap never got posted again though.
What would you guys suggest to me, to make sure I absolutely go through with it this time?
We all know I've said I'd do it like 10 times, as well as dozens of times as I was growing up.
I want to make sure that there's absolutely no going back this time.
I feel like I'm already there but someone might try and stop me yet.
Give me some ideas.
Can someone please download the youtube webm and upload to https://upload.teknik.io/
I can't watch the video for some weird reason
>>26987826
>What would you guys suggest to me, to make sure I absolutely go through with it this time?
Do it right now and stop posting.
>>26987826
Just do it right fucking now. If you were serious you'd already have your lips locked over the mouth of a shotgun.
>>26987826
do it with a gun or something like that
crash your car into something at a high speed
something that can't be lived through
>>26987826
If you'd just stop being a fucking idiot your life would readjust itself. It's just your lack of common sense which keeps refucking your life.
Probably just end it because you never learn, eggmeister.
Who the fuck works 18 hour days on the regular. Kill yourself yesterday.
finally
that egg's gonna get scrammbled
>>26987826
kill your ego, the true thing making you unhappy. think about it.
>>26987826
I'm not sure man, jump off a 20 story building? Apparently it's quick and painless.
Just don't have regrets if you really want to do it. I can't imagine anything more embarassing then being on the edge of a 20 story building with people watching on the streets below only to pussy out and come back down looking like an idiot. Make sure you are actually ready this time and aren't going through a bad week. If it's the latter, wait it out for a bit. If not, then plan to kill yourself accordingly.
>>26987826
>I seriously mean it guys!!
>Give me some ideas, somehow I don't know any of the common ways to kill myself
>please give me (You)'s
God you're so annoying.
working 18hrs a day is a worse fate than death
at least in death there is peace
>>26987826
ha ha
eggy on suicide watch
>>26987826
dont do it man
i love you
>>26987893
try and join military or pick up a trade and become an apprentice(you get paid as you learn)
you might get turned down from military if you've taken anti-depressants before though
>>26987893
Better off seeing what life has to offer.
Otherwise, see maddox' guide.
>>26987959
>>26987893
or put your neck on a train track 10 seconds before the train comes and hopefully you'll be reborn with a happier life
>>26987840
>>26987856
I'm at work right now so I couldn't do it this minute.
I'm going to lock my car in the garage running until I suffocate and die, should be a comfy death.
>>26987865
I do truly need to just end it, I don't know how to navigate this world
>>26987888
I don't know what you mean. Pretty sure it's my extremely miserable life and being a literal retard that is incapable of functioning in this world that makes me unhappy.
And of course I don't want to die, there's plenty of things in life worth living for.
It's more of a need to die because I just shouldn't be alive.
Look, even now I'm an attention whoring faggot tripfag shitting up a perfectly good imageboard.
I should have died a long time ago, probably as soon as I was born, but it is time to right the wrong that I've been too cowardly to do for so long.
if you commit suicide, you will go to hell.
don't do it. if you're early 20's it's literally your hormones.
>>26987990
>should be a comfy death.
carbon monoxide poisoning is not comfy
>>26987990
why don't you become an electrician/plumber
>>26987990
>I'm at work right now so I couldn't do it this minute.
>planning to kill self but have to wait till shift is over
You realize how retarded that is? You obviously don't plan to kill yourself.
>>26988009
From what I was told, you basically just fall asleep and die. I'm gonna lay in my backseat and browse 4chan, a fitting death.
>>26987990
>I'm at work right now so I couldn't do it this minute.
If you're planning to kill yourself today why do you care about staying and finishing your shift?
You're just being an attention whore and you're not going to kill yourself. Fuck off.
>>26988055
livestream it you fucking faggot
life sucks
theres no free will anyway
just run away ffs lmao
go live in the woods or something
>>26987990
don't kill yourself when you're tired, sleep first
If you want to make the decision to end your life then I think you should do it when you are aware and rational as possible, that means, NO DRUGS NO ALCOHOL NO SLEEP DEPRIVATION
>>26988055
>not just quitting everything and running away to see where life takes you
>>26988028
>>26988057
I have already said that I have business to tend to before I can die, or I'm going to destroy multiple people's lives who need my help.
That's why I should be able to do it by Thursday.
>>26988027
I am far too stupid to ever do anything that requires that much skill
you will break your way out of the car when you start being unable to breath
only way to do it from a car exhaust is with sleeping pills also but you probably drive a prius so this will take forever
don't kill yourself eggman, you're the only tripfag i like. the fallout from when you ultimately fail to follow through isn't worth it either. have you even spent time in a mental hospital on hold before?
>>26988055
>From what I was told
Yes. All of those first hand, Suicide accounts.
>>26988105
>eggman thinking his death would "destroy" lives
>>26987171
One doesn't get disqualified as a "robot" simply because he chooses to take advantage of the simple minds of manbabies.
>>26988105
it will be over in half a second
>>26988120
>shitty tripfag defending other shitty tripfag
Nothing about eggman is robot.
>has had sex multiple times with multiple women before ever coming to /r9k/
>has had multiple girlfriends including a current one
>has held multiple jobs and is a wagecuck
>>26987003
lol at this nigger.
What happened to mr. good-vibes?
If you kill yourself by a passenger train
you delay thousands of wage cucks
Dun dun dun
Another normie bites the dust
Egg if ur gonna do it u should waste your money first
Get sum drugs and whores
>>26988154
this
2 Girls
at the same time
>>26988136
I'm not defending Eggman. I'm defending the practice of taking advantage of the manbabies on this board.
I personally think Eggman is a despicable infant who isn't any better than Samson.
You know what to do Eggbro
>>26987990
>I'm at work, right now
Do it in front of your coworkers.
>>26987986
Story time. What's up with this?
>tall
>big dick
>sex with multiple women
>gf
>loving family
>job
>car
>place to live that isnt his parents
>friends
Lol im just like you guys lol im so depressed xd
>>26987990
stream your death on a site that won't remove it.
>>26987990
You're autistic and suicidal. Just say you'll kill yourself if they don't give you neetbux.
Also, get on foodstamps.
honestly i think he's faking it guys
>>26988187
>look how daredevil and hardcore I am I can put my neck on the track and withdraw just a split second before it shows up Xd lol
>oh no i slipped my and on the frost while trying to push myself back!
something like this
>>26988106
Noted, I'll take some with liquor to make sure.
>>26988108
Yes I have. I tried to stay there but they said I wasn't mentally ill and kicked me out.
>>26988118
You don't know the situation. It really would.
>>26988154
I have no money and thousands in debt, so that's a no go.
>>26988218
I owe 31+ thousand.
What's your debt?
At least shoot up a mall or something you fucking faggot NORMIE!!
>>26988210
Yeah, he's not doing this. Suicidal people don't go asking "help me" on the internet.
why not just go to a city like seattle and be homeless? legitimately not that bad, it's a whole lifestyle. around here most homeless people are young white hippies with dreadlocks who camp out in tents and loiter around smoking weed all day. they get by and have their own social network going on. pretty sure they accept people easily. you dont need any money for that, and you can use public wifi... just need a sleeping bag and some clothes. maybe a guitar too
>>26988216
>friend accidentally dies
>hang around and take pictures
>>26988218
You're death isn't going to destroy any lives eggy.
>>26988216
Bahaha! What a dumb whore. Thanks anon.
>>26988196
is there a picture of eggmans yolk thrower?
>>26988218
Philip K. Dick cut his wirsts, swallowed a pill coctail and left his car running in the garage.
>car engine died
>threw up pills
>blood on wrists dried
woke up a few hours later, walked back into the house and called an ambulance
dude, don't do it, just seek professional help.
>>26988261
No.
She killed herself, because her boyfriend dumped her.
>>26988228
4k
>>26988260
It will.
>>26988278
I can't afford professional help or I would have gotten it long ago.
Eggman how do you think death will be like? Its obvious you dont believe in an afterlife but I always wonder how its gonna feel like.
>>26988218
that doesn't sound right. either way, if you don't want to cause permanent damage to the people that love and care about you, you shouldn't do it. even if it's your choice to make, no amount of trying to help ahead of time will ease things out for them. don't be an idiot and just keep talking on r9k until someone says something that sticks with you, and convinces you not to do it.
>>26988302
If you're serious, you should get an execution by the federal government. They could electrocute or shoot you.
>>26988302
>>26988278
Better yet, just read some Philip K Dick and don't kill yourself. I reccomend VALIS.
Remember when you were framed for the Oregon shooting, eggy?
Give them something to talk about.`
>>26988302
call an anonymous suicide hotline or something, I am sure they can hook you up with some kind of group therapy or something that does not cost anything
>>26988302
>I can't afford professional help
Take ONE dmt trip and you will be cured of these thoughts
spend 20 bucks on alphabay, wait 2 days for delivery, smoke it properly (look up how) and ur depression is cured m8, it will change your personality and your outlook on life
then if it doesnt work just kill yourself faggot
listening to the album "Knife Play" by Xiu Xiu helps with my suicidal urges
that's my only advice to you eggman
>>26988302
only 4k!
that isn't shit you fucking baby.
I have high interest credit card debt, that is killing me.
eggman are you watching the latest anime this season
>>26988302
Please explain how your death will destroy people's lives?
>inb4 it will destroy your teeny bopper gf's life
lol, your employers won't care and your family will get over it within a year or two max.
>>26988302
>I can't afford professional help or I would have gotten it long ago.
Go on welfare to help yourself. Don't let your conservative politics get in the way of getting government help. Just tell them your problems and ask for any programs that can help you.
normie cunt
>>26988302
Come to australia egg man ive got a spare room comes with a tv. What do you think?
>>26988442
i'll take you on that offer m8 im a brit wif banter for days who wants to drive a commodore and drink vb stubbies
It's not just the fact that I have some debt or that my car is shit or that my jobs suck and I work too much.
The fundamental common relative that all of my problems have is ME.
I'm just a complete insufferable fucked up shithead and I'll do nothing but continue to be a cancerous lousy dipshit for as long as I live.
Anyone that's actually gotten to know me well dislikes me, including this board.
I just have no idea how to live like a person should, I'm just fucked up t bqh everyone.
It's time to put this sick animal down.
>>26988502
Don't do it. You're just typing this to get sympathy from us. If you want to change, the only one who can change you is you. It is Normie advice but it's real here. Forget being yourself, be someone better.
Eggy, I know you're reading this.
Didn't I say you wouldn't make it to spring?
>>26988502
basic income
survive 10 more years
>>26988502
I've been browsing this board since before you even had a trip and I like you
>>26988502
>It's time to put this sick animal down.
eggy is under the protection of the mods
Mills are you still letting that little blonde girl cuck you?
I can relate a lot to eggy, the A4 life just isn't for us. I don't think he will, he's just looking for some attention, aren't we all?
Never noticed he actually has sexy voice.
>>26987003
this dude looks exactly like that guy that posted on here before committing a shooting awhile back
anyone remember which it was?
>>26988502
>>26988569
It's pretty disgusting how much of a drama queen Eggy has become.
>>26988625
Egg ASMR when?
Why is everyone humoring this?
How many times has he said this in the past?
I'm telling you now in a day or so it'll be "You know what guys I'm gonna be alright!"
If you do intend on killing yourself eeeg, you would've done it by now. Not make petty excuses "I've got some things left to do, like make a scene on /r9k/"
Get on with it or fuck off.
>>26988645
He's very melodramatic.
daily reminder that people who are geniunely serious about killing themselves don't whore themselves out for attention because of it
don't believe me? check tumblr, your man egg is no better than the "mentally damaged" 16-year old transfaggots on there
pic related it's egg's face rusing you all
Do it faggot.
Only the strong deserve to live.
>tfw eggy threads fill me with hope and happiness
>>26988218
>bust ass working three fucking jobs
>thousands in debt
how
did you get a womens studies degree?
also don't fucking kill yourself man
>>26988502
The only advice I have for you is this: If you are 100% about suicide, DO NOT wait too long. The urges may go away with time and you will be stuck in a shitty existence, but a meaningless will to live. Literal hell
>>26988218
>I have no money and thousands in debt, so that's a no go
you have a job so you have some money. fuck your debts. you should try the best shit before dying. who knows, it might make life seem worth living again.
>>26988696
>implying anyone's falling for it
>>26988696
The eggy as puppetmaster scenario occured to me too, laughing his manboobs off as he manipulates /r9k/ again. Good for him I guess
hahahaha jesus christ this thread is like staring into the deepest darkest pit of ultimate robot hell
>>26988767
he only owes 4k kek
>eggy will never pound your boi pussi
>>26988772
True. Perhaps I should just do it today to make sure it really gets done this time.
>>26988870
im gonna crack this egg
>>26988870
don't fucking kill yourself over your goddamn gastank, holy shit
there's still so much you haven't done
>attention whore announcing he is going to kill himself instead of actually doing it
Color me surprised.
Don't do it faggot. Don't let society win!!
>>26988870
why not star in one of those poor little white boys vids? bbc in every orifice might help you enjoy life again
>>26988911
See
>>26988502
It's not about a gas tank or anything else, it's about me being a retarded subhuman autist that can't function in the real world.
>>26988927
that's probably the case by this point
either he's not serious and is just at a low point looking for attention or he's trolling
i think deep down he knows what a waste killing himself at this point would be
>kiling yourself before dark souls III
>>26988502
http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
As someone who has seriously considered suicide (and a sister who has tried) I can confirm people who legitimately try does not say so beforehand.
You will never do it because you're a coward
Claiming this soon to be famous thread for kev
He was gonna have to fall off that wall sometime.
eggfag, i need someone to join me on my trip to new york. im european and i hate females
i want to find a job there (i know how to cook) and i need to share a shitty flat with someone
instead of killing yourself you should join me in this adventure
but you will not
because you are
a fucking normalfag
tfw no one wants to join((
i'm pretty new to this guy
is this the first time he's made a thread like this explicitly saying he's gonna do it? if not then this is actually pretty disconcerting, he'll probably hurt himself when this 404s
>another eggman scam
I doubt he will do it and I sincerely hope he doesn't.
>>26988502
You have a fucking gf, a job, a podcast, a fairly popular jewtube channel and a decent following.
You have it better than literally 99.999% of the people on here. I have no gf, no job and literally no one in this world gives a fuck about me. You were talking to Lauren Southern a week ago. I've been masturbating incest threads.
I'm hanging in there, so can you. Suicidal thoughts pass. They always do.
>>26989098
do you want to join my trip?
>>26987990
Or you could not kill yourself and live a life of service for others it'd probably be more rewarding than whatever you're doing now.
>>26989109
ill join you in a few years, anon
>mfw all the shitposting if he finally does it
>>26989095
for legal reasons, i hope he doesnt do it either.
im stating that i was joking
eggy take up surfing.
it cured my depression
SOMEBODY GET HIS INFORMATION AND MAIL HIM SOME DMT OR SOMETHING
>>26989109
What trip? Or is this a tripfag reference?
>one week he's like WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT BRAH I'M GONNA BE RICH
>the other he's like NAH I'MMA KILL MYSELF
Bipolar as shit.
>>26989166
A trip to NY
Share a flat with me
pls
>>2698916
>Eggy told me we're all gonna make it
>believed him
>Even Eggy doesn't believe it anymore
Why live
>>26988302
>killing yourself over 4k of debt
ahahahhhahah faggot, I have 60k debt and suicide doesnt even cross my mind.
remember eggy its all in your head
>>26989061
What mango is that mate
>>26989181
You're cute anon. I'd bunk with you if I had better conditions, good luck.
>>26987826
Dont scramble yourself eggy, theres always a sunny side to life...
>>26988187
>boyfriend breaks up with her
>she takes some pics on train tracks
>suicide
She's gained a minor cult attraction due to how cold it was, no letter, no mood changes literally nothing indicating suicidal thoughts.
She just went through with it.
>>26989061
id like to know too, good anon.
>>26987986
>>26989238
>ywn have this effect on women
>>26987893
>apparently it's quick and painless
did a dead guy tell you that?
>>26989238
That's platinum crazy.
>>26989270
karen best character.
>>26989238
>no letter, no mood changes literally nothing indicating suicidal thoughts.
fugg. That gave me some bad feels. My online friend killed himself like that. The circle of online friends and his family were all surprised. It has been almost 3 years and it still hurts. The lack of closure and no hints was the worst. Police found that he only looked into suicide methods the day of.
he hasnt responded in awhile
he's done it guys.
>>26989181
Unfortunately I am not allowed to leave the state of Texas.
>>26988870
Everything is ok eggy. Don't feel bad that you fucked up and ranted, we all do that. Bad days don't matter that much.
Don't let them win. We were born to suffer and then win. Normies will never know how to grind out of pain. Normies gonna lose in the end.
GUYS I THINK THIS IS FOR REAL
EGGY IF YOU'RE ALIVE PLEASE RESPOND
>>26989319
why?
>oso
>>26989360
>Eggy not responding to snapchats
RIP
You're going to cause a chain reaction of other people ending their lives. Save yourself for those people.
trying to avoid the annual easter egg hunt, eh?
he's not gonna kill himself lmao he just wants attention
>>26989379
I "raped" a consenting 15 year old girl when I was 21.
>>26989415
top kek
>>26989458
how did you avoid prison?
>>26988335
this, blame them for your depression
>>26989464
I didn't. I was charged with Sexual Assault, convicted and sentenced to 8 years. After 8 months in TDC hell, I got a retrial and my charges were reduced to Indecency with a child. Got out 6 months after that. Now I'm free, but I'm on supervision and can't leave my state without an assload of paperwork and a good reason. Also on the registry for life (though I'm working with a lawyer to fix this).
Eggy's gf here. Please just ignore threads like this. Not good for him. Don't want to reinforce this.
>>26989238
Women in other countries actually have a soul and feelings. Wealth turns them into garbage.
>>26989561
That's great toots, but you know the rules
Tits of GTFO
>>26989556
this shit wouldnt happen in denmark, or so i tell myself..
i feel for you anon. did you get raped/beaten in prison?
>>26989561
Fix the man's god damn car. I feel like eggys soul is actually attached to it and they weaken together.
Why doesn't he just move back to his parents
>>26989561
kys
has the egg finally cracked?
Eggy's gf here. Please fuck the living shit out of me. He's not big enough for me.
>>26989704
its all just a prank
>>26987826
it won't get better, haven't you noticed?
>>26989575
>i feel for you anon.
Yeah it's pretty much ruined my life. I was never a normie, but I was fairly normal. I had friends, a few gfs, I was in college getting a degree in Geology. That's all over now. Got kicked out of school, pretty much all of my friends dropped me, and any girl that knows my history won't even fucking look at me. I've grown to accept it though. Been through my suicidal phase, I won't give them that fucking satisfaction.
>beaten in prison
Thankfully never got into much trouble in prison. I got a couple of black eyes and a bloody nose once from some spics, but that was random. I was just the unlucky guy that was near them. Surviving in state prison is a lot easier than the movies make it out to be. Just don't get involved in drugs, gambling or gang shit and you're fairly safe. You don't have to join a gang, you just have to be friendly with people of your race and be willing to fight with them in case "shit goes down." The Aryan Brotherhood and other prison gangs are pretty exclusive organizations, you have to work to get in them. No one will force you to join a gang.
>did you get raped
As far as I saw, the whole rampant rape in prison thing is a myth. There's no need. There's an infinite supply of willing fags and trannies. If you want to get laid in prison, it's pretty easy, there is no reason to rape anyone. I heard a couple of rumors about dudes getting raped, but it was always a gang thing or a debt thing. Fucking idiots take drugs and gamble in prison and then get into debt with some gang. They deserve it if you ask me.
>>26989735
its nice to hear that it isnt as bad as the stories and movies makes it out to be. i have a ''''''''phobia'''''''' about the american prison system.
glad youre pulling through
his blackpill video was extremely overestimated, seeing how it was just an attempt to externalize his romantic failures instead of accepting his fault on it
Egg,
Don't do it man.
You can bounce back from this, your life is not over.
Take your most recent check and go buy some drugs and hookers.
i bet he won't do it
>>26989811
that being said, you shouldn't kill yourself
just as you shouldn't overwork to keep yours and your gf's lifestyle
fuck that bitch
>>26989811
People aren't at fault for the genes they're born with
>>26990090
blackpill was just a stupid attempt to bring people down to his negativity level
>>26990135
Blackpill is an evolutionary truth, it's not even anything profound, he was just saying what everyone already knows. Genetically inferior men shouldn't and won't (unless they do it forcefully, which is a crime) procreate.
>>26988502
> hated on this board.
> when countless /eggman/ appreciation threads were made.
Are you fucking stupid famalam or just rusing me.
bye mills i hope it was a good journey.
Literally the most bummed i've been in a good couple years.
Really hoping you don't do this senpai
>>26987003
>>26988870
>>26988502
>>26988302
>>26988218
>>26988055
>>26987893
I don't know if you'll ever read this, maybe you're already dead
STAY eggy, if you're gone theres no hope for any of us
you were the pinnacle of self improvement, from being classed as a mass murderer to someone who has a girlfriend and two jobs, ontop of this you were doing other things to better your life. You can't leave us with all this positive shit only to kill yourself.
If you really can't do anything about this make a second black pill as your final upload, otherwise I'll never know, and no one else will never know what you are really feeling
>>26988939
there are kids starving in Africa and you want to kill yourself? Go ahead i won't judge you. But all i can tell you is that happines is from whithin. Get a hobby to dive into, talk to someone.
also suicide is always painfull, we have evolved with the impulse of self preservation. Your body will throw all of its tricks to turn you around.
Every person who survived a suicide attempt talks about the horrific feeling of regret when they're on their way in.
Do what you want. But don't think this is the easiest path, its only the fastest.
so how are you gonna do it egg?
you gonna scramble yourself or go sunny side up?
Do it eggman, don't fall for the life gets better meme
>wagecucking at two jobs
No wonder he wants to kill himself. This is what the jew does to you.
>>26988640
Yes, same guy. Eggman was framed for that, pretty funny stuff.
>>26987826
watch jordan peterson on youtube. Maybe it will make sense to you. Perhaps then you will see where your suffering fits in the greater picture and what you can do to reduce it. You have many things you haven't dealt with opened (as you said yourself - so many things have gone wrong that you don't even keep track). This is what causes a stressed out feeling. And suffering demands a reason. Watch jordan peterson on youtube.
hang in there egg
no one will save you anyway :(
>>26987826
Read this if you are thinking of going through with it, it functions basically as a manual for suicide, listing the pros, cons and how to execute each method. Maybe it will convince you to use a different method or use yours more effectively. Pretty sure it's available on libgen or some shit, you don't need to wait to pay for it.
http://www goodreads com/book/show/198905.Suicide_and_Attempted_Suicide
What does eggman's girlfriend look like? I'm curious.
stream it please
original blox
oh hey its eggyweg here just a little podcast and rap for ya
HEY BE POSTIVE GUYS I KNOW HOW
two weeks later oooooh imma an hero mah car
dude it aint about how many times you ....
oh fuck it
>>26987350
>girlfriends clothing budget.
She's fat though.
Everything looks the same on her.
>>26990342
This. There's many people on here who hate the egg, but there are also tons of people who worship him. Hell there were people sending him money for crying out loud. Something about his story smells fishy.
>>26987003
if you put his videos over rap instrumentals i.e. the next episode or party and bullshit, they're not so bad.
>>26987109
>tfw been suicidal since middleschool
>am in my late 20's now
>>26991038
Fat girls are stupid.
>>26990993
which one?
not oirignal
>>26989150
>for legal reasons, i hope he doesnt do it either.
>im stating that i was joking
Out of the thousands that have told orbguy to an hiro, you won't be individually fucking chosen.
New city
New job
New friends
If doctors prescribed this to every depression/suicide faggot in the world. We would save a lot on pills and clean up from their shitty suicide methods.
Unless you tried those 3 things a few times you cannot say you tried to live a decent life.
Inb4 moving cities meme
Its not a cure all but there at millions of lifestyles in this world to try and you want to die because you tried literally one and it failed.
>>26987826
Have you ever thought about why you crave attention so desperately?
Seriously, you should examine yourself and think about your extreme attention-seeking behavior.
It's as if you need constant validation.
You're not suicidal and you won't go through with it. Please see a competent psychological professional.
I told you guys that eggys positive bullshit was fake
Also its to be expected that his shitheap car breaks down
Jesus christ eggy, pull it together, if every one killed themselves when they were overworked, in debt, depressed, with car issues we would only be left with the selfish pricks at the top and reality is everyone hates them, just go to work... Do as little as humanly possible like the rest of us and work on your situation... In a few months you will have a whole new crop of fresh bullshit in your life that will make you want to die... In other words you are now officially an adult... Congrats
>>26988502
Here's the deal. Yo ether survive and suffer throught this, living or you end it here without anymore suffering while also abandoning all hope for good. Your choiuce.
>>26989061
>you are a normalfag because u will not join me in this erotic Bert & Ernie flatmate adventure
>>26987826
Fatfuck, you won't do shit.
>>26987782
>idiot
>deserve
Then he's genetically inferior he couldn't avoid his fate, kill yourself retard.
>>26987798
>>26987782
Hope you two shits either mature or die, you're shit.
>>26987826
DO NOT, I SAY DO NOT LISTEN TO THESE SHITS!
DON'T DO IT, DON'T LISTEN TO THESE RABID DOGS, TO THESE VICIOUS RATS, I LOVE YOU EGGY.
>>26989237
l0l noice one
DONT DO IT EGGMAN.
Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.
Dale Carnegie
CMON MAN GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
>>26987826
>he hasn't learned to live with the pain yet
4chan wusic
>>26987003
do it, you attention whoring ugly fuck
>>26987865
>If you'd just stop being a fucking idiot your life would readjust itself.
Yeah just b urself and things will work out
>>26987169
This.
He may be a normie but he was OUR normie. /r9k/'s normie...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You are not genetically inferior, please change your diet - it will do wonders. I took the black pill because of you, a video with over 100000 is a big deal: You have potential
Go kill yourself Eggman! you can do it!
eggy
I'm not sure what to tell you. If you decide to stick it out of the rest of us cucks I hope things get better for you.
If you decide to punch your own ticket make sure you do it right, ending up a vegatable would be horrible. Either hang yourself or if you really want to be sure shotgun to the brainstem with a deer slug.
Hope you hang in there eggy.
>>26987003
fuckin why doesnt he just go under the car and look for the leak it shouldn't take more than like an hour to patch a hole or if it's a leaky line it takes a wrench and a new line
im not a mechanic but still would at least try i mean shit gas costs money and its not exactly good for the environment to leave it leaking not to mention stressing him the fuck out
Did he actually get Zyklon Ben on his podcast?
He should've taken care of himself honestly he wouldn't look too bad.
>>26993143
Eyebags/shadows are genetic. I have super /fit/ normie relatives and they have the eyebags as do I yet they take good care of themselves unlike myself.
>>26988530
you're cuter than eggy's current gf. hurry up and get over him so you can date me
>>26989238
Her corpse has a nice ass. I'd probably hit that.
>>26988105
I hope you look after your pets. Your roastie gf will just turn them out on the street after you're gone.
>>26989561
because doing what you want has made eggy so happy
first of all, if you're reading this eggman and you have any shred of doubt about this then DO NOT DO IT you are incredibly valuable, everyone on this board looks up to you, you are not inherently worthless or bad at everything
if you are going to go through it no matter what, blame it on the media who incorrectly thought you were the school shooter that one time. that was completely fucked up and those people deserve to feel guilt for it
>>26993143
he's still ugly in the right one
>>26994436
don't worry. eggy's enjoying some pity sex with his gf right now. he'll be back to count his paypal donations that rolled in while he was fucking his succubus. they'll drive to the mall later and buy some shit at cinnabon and hot topic
Eggy, go to /biz/ and learn how to straighten out your finances.
Also, dump your gf until you get your shit figured out. Gfs are for people who have their shit together.
