>you will never order another book from scholastic
you are human fucking garbage why would you say that to me
Do they not have a website
>>26984858
I think hes just telling us that he is either poor or parents don't love him
Childhood feels
>>26984826
Didn't have white privilege so my family could never afford that shit.
I make a shit ton of money now but I'll still never know that joy
oh man i remember, i bought like EVERY horrible history and horrible science book. good stuff
>>26984858
>>26985603
Yeah, in American elementary schools the teacher would hand out catalogs from Scholastic, and you'd whine to your parents to order you everything.
Once the books came months later, there was always that one kid who didn't get anything.
Damn I ordered the spy kit. Shit was cash.
>>26985855
Canada too.
This was the best feel.
>mfw getting roller-coaster tycoon from this shit.
>order croc for PC
>japanese girl brings it to my desk
>spill spaghetti everywhere
fuck this shit
I remember the hype when orders would come in. Good times.
>>26986262
Are you me? That's how I got 3, and to this day I still prefer the original two.
>>26984826
Anyone else love captain underpants?
>tfw one time I was the only kid in class that bought anything
>tfw I was the only one that got books
>tfw everyone was jealous of my Pokemon books
I never even ordered anything but reading through the catalogues was fun. Fuck I didn't realise I missed elementary school so much
I used to fucking read.
>mfw parents wouldn't buy me scary stories to tell in the dark
>mfw parents wouldn't buy me that little buy aquarium that came with 2 eggs of some creature and sand
>mfw parents wouldn't buy me the pda
POST YOUR BOOKS, ROBOTS
I got mocked a couple of times because a girl said these were girl books but I enjoyed reading them.
>>26986409Aren't you reading right now?
fuck. I forgot these things existed.
>>26986460
>today it would be called Dear Tumblr
>and it would probably be an installment on tumblr rather than a book
fuck the 21st century desu
>>26986409
stopped by the library today before work
started reading a psychology book
feels good man
Are these a thing in American schools? Heck, I thought we only had them in Australia.
>>26986380
unless your school was dirt poor, or it was 5th grade or something, there's no way this happened
>>26986653
Yeah, it might surprise you, but America does have books.
>>26986460
pic related
i'd usually just order pokemon shit though
>>26986729
damn horribly harry had such a hard-on for a asian bitches, I can relate
>>26986460
these are books i distinctly remember ordering
who /ready freddy/ here
>>26986700
It was 4th grade, and I never found out why nobody else bought anything. It felt weird feeling their eyes on me, though.
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>>26986857
/r/ing someone to photoshop Pepe and Wojack into this.
