>be crushing on a babe for weeks
>build up courage to talk to her
>'I-I like your glasses'
>she has a confused expression
>'t-thanks anon'
>she wasn't wearing glasses
>I don't think I've ever seen her wearing glasses
>never speak to her ever again
>>26984221
Pretty funny story tho
>>26984327
maybe to a sadistic normie like you
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That probably keeps her up at night too
>5th grade
>go to ask a girl in my class something not important, probably about homework or something " hey uh... "
>she looks at me
>say "nevermind"
>she happily encourages me " go on just say it "
>she tells me " my answer is yes " while smiling
>i'm like wtf, ask her what she means
>she laughs uncomfortably, says " i'm just kidding " and hurries off
>mfw didn't understand and just thought she was weird
>>26984221
> crushing on qt boy
> tell him that his classes make him look smart
> refrained from telling him about my glasses fetish or just tell him that he looked cute instead of smart
> probably just thought I was sucking up to pull Stacy pranks on him
> still want to fuck him years later
> JUST HAD TO BE MORE DIRECT FOR A QT GLASSES BF AND FUCKED UP
And now I'm spiraling. End my life.
>>26984590
>end my life
I really wish I could, whore.
>>26984638
> faithful to sempai for years
> you'll get it up for any girl with a pulse
When I kill myself I'm taking you with me
>>26984221
>My whole family getting murdered by Hutus while I hid
>>26984221
>tfw this happened back in high school when things were alright
>take the public transit bus to commute back to home
>catch a qt noticing me
>tfw she smiles and comes near me and places her hand on mine when i was holding the railing
>tfw this is it. finally a girl approaches you
>do it.jpg
>get off at her stop to talk to her
>walk half a mile following her in an own territory like a serial killer
>shes stops asks why i was following her
>j..just be f..ffriends
>tfw totally sperg out and speak like a retard, i barely even spoke english
>she hinted at something by asking a dude's name
>ignore it and tell her that its cool meeting her and leave
>tfw happiest day of life.jpg
>couple of days later, my seniors in high school come after me to warn that she was his girlfriend
>tfw go in complete rage
>still talked to her couple of times in the bus days later after
>stopped seeing her after that
So why did she smile at me and touched my hand, robros? I have no fucking clue and never approached a girl by myself ever again.
>tfw 20 khv with zero gf experience
>in high school
>hot girl notices me, I get her number and we start texting lewd shit
>no pictures, just text
>my dad somehow finds out about this and reads my texts(he's good with computers and networks and shit, and I used the house wifi to text this girl, or maybe he just got my phone)
>he flips his fucking shit and accuses me of "sexting", says it's illegal
>wtf dad no, that's only underage pictures
>he reads my shitty horny teenager texts back to me
>I'm completely embarrassed and feel violated
>he keeps bothering me about it
>I decide to go through his shit one day when he leaves the house
>find big ass dildo in his closet
>must be his gf's
>one day he pesters me about the girl again
>I tell him I found the dildo and make a pathetic attempt to insult him
>"well, I'm in a committed relationship...."
> I'm BTFO, have nothing to say
It was just such a weird and awkward period for my dad and I. I still don't talk to him much. We still haven't ever mentioned this to each other, happened like 4 years ago.
>>26984801
your dad sounds like a big faggot and the dildo was probably his
>>26984801
>>find big ass dildo in his closet
>>must be his gf's
anon...
>send friend a text about a Bad Dragon cock I bought
>accidentally text my mother
>never got a response
>>26984867
well in his defense, he shared the closet with his gf so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt
>really like a girl senior year
>get to the point where we are always joking around in class
>we walk to class together
>talk during break
>one day me and her are off to the side away from the group of my friends I hang out with in that class
>they all come over and start saying "fuck her right in the pussy"
>I lock up on the spot
>everything got weird after that
