I just lost my virginity to a prostitute
Ask me anything I guess
>>26983873
I'm thinking of doing the same thing.
Were you scared it was a cop?
>>26983873
what were your preparations prior to the act?
>>26983909
No. She was too young for that, and I met her through someone else.
>>26983953
I shaved my dick, but got razorburn and fucked up ingrowing hairs. I also got viagra by lying to my doctor and took two.
Why would you waste money and risk getting a STD?
I've always been interested about how the whole process works. How do you discuss payment before fucking? When does the clock start? What happens if you cum before the time you agreed to? What happens after you're done, you just pay then say goodbye, that's it?
>>26983993
I am cripplingly depressed
I kinda regret not losing my virginity to a prostitute. Women are so bad at sex and shit at everything.
>>26983873
virginity is in the soul, not the dick
you're a virgin until you can get a girl to fuck you for free or paying indirectly
>>26983873
Describe the night, from first meeting to leaving
What race was she?
>>26984005
She just told me. I met her while being dragged out to a social thing, and then being dragged away from that. She called herself an 'escort.' She's only 19 and obviously just some slut, but hey, it's prostitution. I had eighty dollars and she gave me as long as I wanted until I took her home.
>>26984017
Thus I'll remain forever pure and untarnished
Did she compliment your dick at all?
>>26984053
half and half. mulatto 100%.
>>26984017
I feel very different now. That just can't be true.
>>26984049
There's too much to describe. I did everything with her I've ever wanted to do. She was nice and understanding. I guess I would recommend it, if you can find a really nice girl.
she had small breasts, a fairly cute bubbly face and a big butt. I spent a lot of time just with my face in her butt, enjoying a real pussy. I can still smell it, it had such a nice and clean smell.
We did all manner of positions and things, I came in her, it was perfect.
The more I think of it the happier I am. I want to do it again.
>>26984196
Yes. I had just taken a double dose of viagra and my dick was hard like a brick and at maximum size.
I shouldn't have taken two however. Only half of one is more than enough. I probably could have died.
Is it worth it?
Also please say what cumming inside is like
>>26984207
>eating out a whore
Hope you enjoy that herpes anon
How does your soul feel?
I can't imagine doing it to be honest. If a die a virgin then so be it
>>26984207
>my face in her butt
>eating out a prostitute
>being proud of it
Absolutely disgust, fuck outta here with that shit.
Have fun with mouth herpes contacted indirectly from the thousand dicks that have been in her.
>>26984598
God yes, it's worth it. It's so worth it. Fucking a raw, blazing hot teenage pussy is beyond words. It's warmer than you can imagine, but not burning you; you feel like you're melting, shoving aside dense walls of slick molten rubber. It evolved for millions of years just to make you cum as hard as possible. It's textured and lubricated perfectly, like nothing else that exists, the ultimate fine-tuned pleasure, and you get to fuck it and violently drown yourself in it. It was tight like masturbating with a death grip, but some kind of warming lotion cannot even compare to one percent of what raw teen pussy is like.
I am literally going to get a job just to do this more.
>>26984207
That sounds nice anon. I hope you found the peace you were looking for and that you never come back here again. Fuckin normie ;).
>>26984823
fuck you now I just want to kill myself
>>26984089
>I had eighty dollars and she gave me as long as I wanted until I took her home.
That sounds like the skankiest pussy in history. $80 for "as long as you want" = guaranteed AIDS
>>26984923
Yeah, within a month OP's mouth is going to rot and his dick is going to fall off. I'm glad he enjoyed it though.
>>26984207
>>I came in her, it was perfect.
You are REALLY gonna wanna get tested, fyi.
>>26984823
That's pathetic. So instead of improving yourself in order to get teenage pussy for FREE you're gonna get a job to fuck more disgusting whores. I hope you get herpes anon.
>>26984665
unanswering
it feels like that
>>26984923
well, she's not some old whore, just a student, and... I'm rationalizing. She's a slut, yes.
>>26984956
To his credit millions of single men work grueling jobs in order to aspire to higher pay and more disposable income...mostly for the purposes of paying for pussy. One or another, you pay for it. Dat capitalism tho...
>>26984977
>well, she's not some old whore, just a student, and... I'm rationalizing. She's a slut, yes.
Honestly, I'm not disappointed at the fact that she's selling her pussy. That's just...understandable. We live in a capitalist society. We are all whores in a way. But at $80 for...whenever...she's just a really, really bad whore.
Learn to be a better, smarter whore. That would be my advice to her. In the words of the Joker, "If you're good at something, never do it for free."
>>26984956
>he thinks you can get pussy without giving it money first
oh you innocent niave anon
>>26984977
was it the best orgasm you've ever had? does it beat masturbating? did her butthole smell? what does a womens cunt feel like around your cock?
>>26985030
>>26984978
Be /fit/ and use tinder. Simple.
>>26984978
>Capitalism and pussy go hand in hand
Holy shit, one of you actually gets how life works. You better shut the fuck up before another one of these delusional fuckers hears you.
you got STD's OP.
>>26985035
>was it the best orgasm you've ever had? does it beat masturbating?
Yes. Yes. Absolutely, to both. The two are completely different and not comparable. I am not going to masturbate anymore. I am going to wait and save up money.
>did her butthole smell? what does a womens cunt feel like around your cock?
No, it didn't. I already described it. Teen pussy is like gorging yourself on a food a thousand times as good as the best food you've ever had.
if i don't lose my virginity before i'm 20, i will drop $1000 on a top tier escort on my 20th birthday.
you incels should follow suit
>>26985090
>if i don't lose my virginity before i'm 20
Just do it now, you won't regret. I'm only 18 and I fuck hookers regularly.
>>26985090
Are you one of Trump's misshapen illegitimate by-blows or something?
>>26985061
Exactly
>fuck a hot girl occasionally for a couple hundred dollars each time
>fuck an average girl occasionally for 50,000 a year
>>26985081
>gorging yourself on a food a thousand times as good as the best food you've ever had.
Wat. Lol you are nuts.
>>26985081
fuk you anon, now you're just reminding me of a normie, don't make me jealous of your sexual achievements
eat shit and die
>>26983873
Op how many years old are you?
>>26985102
how do you not get busted? i'm thinking about going to an asian massage parlor right before my 19th birthday, but rubmaps makes you pay, apparently.
>>26985425
28 years of age, as of recently
>>26984665
If you feel terrible before, you are going to feel terrible after.
In my case, I did it with protection and she looked clean and tests didn't show anything. But the first 10 weeks after the act you are going to be pretty paranoid.
