What are you robots drinking tonight?
Wild Turkey on ice here, with some Jack Links to snack on.
Waterbut it is original dont mute me
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>>26982915
WaterIt's luke warm
Im not an underage, but Ive never gotten drunk yet. I bought a small bottle of rum yesterday. How much should I drink to get drunk?
>>26982915
Pic related. I used to like Wild Turkey a lot, but after branching out into other bourbons, I realized how savory and not-sweet it is. I understand it's popular and of very high quality but it's just not for me. I like the wheated bourbons the best so clearly Wild Turkey doesn't appeal to me as a consumer.
>>26983059
>small bottle
all of it faggot, only hold back if you got like an actual bottle
>>26983059
I'm a lightweight (150lbs) and my limit is about ten shots before i'll puke over everything. So limit yourself to around five in an hour just to get an idea of what it feels like.
>>26982915
>you will never be as passionate about something as this man is about booze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSM1_p8ll1k
>>26982915
>>26983083
Man you guys are getting the good stuff. All I can afford is Aristoshit.
>having money for liquor
>I'm a robot just like you guys I fit into the sekrit club
Coffee
Black Velvet and PBR. What are you guys listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgfa5UlZAL8 for me. Heavy as fuck.
>>26983123
>born in a prosperous enough time to do anything he wanted
>>26983141
To be fair, there's no real difference between good vodka and cheap vodka if you're mixing it with something anyway.
And if you're drinking it neat, $40 is the absolute most you have to spend on it, because it's not trying to have flavor or complexity unlike whiskey/gin/absinthe/cognac/etc.
>>26983123
To think this is the same poisonous elixir that has caused more damage to humanity over time than heroin
>>26983123
>Jimmy Rustle
Kek, I'd drink with him.
apple brandy mixed with sprite
>>26983263
Not true at all. The higher end stuff mixes mych, much better. There's just no covering up cheap vodka taste.
>>26983474
>taste
Nobody drinks for taste. I sure as fuck don't. Vodka is just a non lethal form of paint thinner that you drink to forget your problems for a couple hours
I've been on a serious gin bender lately, but on a whim decided on bourbon tonight. I got that Fighting cock going on now. If I want to get absolutely fucked I drink Mellow Corn, bottled in bond, but only $8 a fifth and no discernable taste or heat of alcohol. It's kind of sweet and fruity. Corn whiskey kicks ass, both in terms of being good and getting you drunk as a skunk.
Citadelle gin is overpriced as fuck. It's $29/fifth, but Bombay sapphire is $32 a handle and might be imperceptibly better. Gin is weird like that. Seagrams is $14/fifth and Burnett's is $8, but burnetts is less sweet, much more astringent, has more heat, and the same amount of juniper. I also like the green embossed bottle more than the shitty clear basketweave thing seagrams has going on.
>>26983512
They throw up for the taste. Try drinking a $5 bottle sometime, you'll see what I'm talking about.
Chopin
pabst. drinking on a tight budget.