Do you believe in the multiverse, wagecuck?
> I do.
You see, it might be difficult for your wagie brain to comprehend, but using the principles of quantum mechanics the NEET knows that the universe we inhabit is not the only one of its kind. In the sixth dimension, the dimension of all possible organizations of matter, a virtually infinite number of worlds exists- each slightly different from the last.
Keeping up, wagie? I know all of that manual labor must be like soaking your brain in Coca Cola.
If the multiverse exists, I want you to consider this. There are also an infinite number of variations of yourself, wagecuck. Yes, that's right. And an infinite number of variations of myself as well.
Yes, throughout space and time and all of existence, the NEET is present. Each day we devote ourselves to a new endeavor, a new pursuit of knowledge. Today I might pick up the flute, or paint a dazzling portrait of a forgotten love. Tomorrow I may cook a lasagna or learn how to speak Portuguese.
Every day. And each variant of myself likewise is breaking extraordinary barriers, exploring the depths of human knowledge and creativity. In all the multiverse there is a swarm of NEETs, taken together possessing an infinite range of talents, carving out the darkness of ignorance with extraordinary speed.
And there are also endless wagies, flipping endless burgers for endless Shekelsteins.
You should really try broadening your horizons sometime, wagie, you never know what conclusions you'll reach.
Oh wagecuck, why don't you just give up already and become a NEET like me?
NEETs get in here, I fear the wagie assault is approaching.
Go on, rst your little heads, dear sweet NEET goyim. We wouldn't want you over-exerting yourselves now would we?
Just lay back and let Jamal and Ahmed take all of the jobs and white women. You're too busy being "enlightened"! Just click away slave-erm I mean friend! Mr Shekelstien will take care of you!
Here, have some more porn and poison-erm I mean delicious Sunday! It's good for estroge- heh heh it's full of vitamins, goy. It's on the house! By the way, don't forget to click on some sites to line my pockets goy. Wait, did I say that? Heh heh I meant to say that ad block totally works.
>>26978757
The greatest trick Shekelstein ever pulled was convincing the wagie he isn't their enemy.
>>26978757
Why not let Jamal and Achmed be our Literal slaves? Taxing them to death to fund our lavish lifestyles.
>>26978676
>Every day. And each variant of myself likewise is breaking extraordinary barriers
Yeah, every possible variant of yourself is doing amazing things.
Except the version that you are. What a shame.
>>26978897
Yessssss goyim, they only ask for your women and their share of the benefi- I mean, erm, heh heh
>>26978676
Wouldn't the multiverse theory also mean that there is an infinite number of universes where you are stuck in a job you hate?
>>26979093
Women are fucking shit anyway. If they wanna burn the coal , they can pay the toll.
>>26978676
>there are millions of universes where you're dead and your parents are crying every day
Glub glub glub glub
Glub
Glub glub glub glub
Glubcuck
>there's an infinite amount of universes where an infinite amount of wagecucks fund an infinite amount of Goldstein's infinite amount of second yacht
>>26978676
Wait what about science majors? Arent they wage cucks, or is white collar work too good?
I think us NEETs should be above tripfagging.
>>26979279
OP is a shitpost artist though. He should sign his work. The guy's creativity knows no limit.
>>26979320
A good artist's work is enough.
>>26979241
you /aqua/?
>>26978676
I would like to have that painting NEET picture for my posts, many thanks.
>>26979230
Crying with joy maybe I'd be happy if I lost a burden man child
I like to believe it. The prospect that their are infinite parallel universes where I am socially successful and got with all my childhood - adulthood crushes and have purpose in life makes me smile. It also makes me pissed that those versions of me are living the good life.
>>26979383
Anything for a fellow NEET.
Honestly multiverse theories are pretty hack tier. There's no experimental proof, not even an idea on how to approach it experimentally. There aren't even any good models for it. It's essentially just, "dude, what if..." tier shit.
>>26979442
Here's one that's cropped a little better.
>>26979405
Not everyone here is a pathetic NEET weeb like yourself.
>Do you believe in the multiverse, wagecuck?
No. P-Brane theory hasn't been proven true yet. What's that? You don't know what P-Branes are? Myu poor, deluded NEET. So much time, too little concentration.
Now suppose there's am alternate universe where the only thing that's different from our own is that, instead of me wearing this blue shirt, I'm wearing a red shirt. (Hey, there are infinite universes, so even the slightest change can be considered one) If I change into a red shirt, what will happen? Will the other universe stop existing, or...what? Maybe I'm just retarded.
HAHAHAHAHAH oh man, why? why would you do this to yourself
>it might be difficult for your wagie brain to comprehend, but using the principles of quantum mechanics the NEET knows that the universe we inhabit is not the only one of its kind. In the sixth dimension, the dimension of all possible organizations of matter, a virtually infinite number of worlds exists- each slightly different from the last.
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
>>26979544
> implying the Smug NEET Samurai is not insanely powerful
Why do you even bother, wagie?
>>26979539
Take note, everybody.
This is your typical wagie.
His skills of reasoning are completely shot from years of performing the same menial task over and over again. If you were to look inside his skull there would only be a pile of cerebral mush.
Why would anyone *choose* to be a wagie?
>>26979567
(you) did this, (you) called yourself this what a mistake
>>26979221
yasss good slave- erm I mean NEET
>>26979652
This wagie doesn't understand that knowing how to properly use a sword is indicative of other qualities.
Like hand-eye coordination, precision, focus, etc. If I'm an experienced swordsman of any kind you can guarantee that I'm capable of taking down your average human.
And it just so happens in this world NEETs are the only ones with free time to become a swordsman these days. Calling yourself a samurai is just an aesthetic choice.
You really should think before you speak, wagie, or you'll keep embarrassing yourself. Wouldn't want that kind of behavior to spill into the workplace, would we?
>>26979744
Who are you trying to fool here mister ''NEET'' I'm not even a wagie, I am a neet but man, you are going so full neckbeard in this one my friend, ''I am a swordsman, i can cut any of you wagies'.' Look at pic related my friend, you obviously and ironically need a hobby.
>>26979442
Can I please have the detective one?
>>26979744
Not sure if b8 or neck beard weeb.
>>26979442
Thank you NEET brother.
>>26979941
Swordsmanship was one example, wagie. A NEET is skilled at many things.
If you want to charicature your masters as neckbeards, that's fine. We NEET hear it from the wagies all the time.
It doesn't change the current state of NEET superiority. This is a golden age for NEET where we have a medium (4chan) to share our prosperity with wagies and convert them to the true path. You're just biding your time, wagecuck, one day you'll give up and become a NEET just like me.
>>26980049
I have to say you make some great NEET pepe's, I myself lack the creative skills to Photoshop myself but you are a gift who keeps on giving NEET pepe giver.
>>26980065
Some are just reaction images I've saved, not mine, but I make all of the OP images and usually repurpose them in the comment section for reactions as well.
Pic related not mine but the universal library of NEET Pepe images is growing thanks to this wonderful movement.
there might be a million universes but you only have access to this one. and in this one you are and always will be a lazy unlovable waste of a human being. i rest assured knowing that you and all NEETS like you will never plant your seed in any womb and your genetic material will die off, so that those with steady incomes well-exceeding their needs won't forever waste resources on your ideology of worthlessness.
>>26980049
''I Lost'' the post
It;s ok tho, i full on agree that human beings need more time for themselves to develop as individuals, but i also know as a fellow neet that you cant be an individual in our societies while being neet.
You either live in the tinniest shittiest home without having any money for hobbies or you live with your parents and they torment you all the time and pay for everything or you are disabled or a combination of these, these are in the real world (not your weewee land) the only options to stay Neet and not work. and if you are in fact a Neet who lives in a shitty home and you dont work you get the jobseekers on your ass, they eventually come with jobs and if you decline they lower your income. So tell me ''NEETman'' you have some explaining to do. Are you a nice lil neet living with your lil mommy? Yes you are
>>26980241
> fellow NEET
> trashes NEETkind
Really wagie, if you were truly a NEET you would understand just how exotic and exciting the NEET life actually is.
Not to mention comfy.
Why don't you go play with your reports and tax filings, wagecuck, the NEET has real business to attend to. Like operating the multi-national NEET network, and controlling the entire world.
>>26980169
Please mister NEET, winrar them and share with us
>>26980294
I am not a full neet tho, I am studying atm I guess? But yea my point still stands, being a Neet and having all day for yourself is just not realistic, it doesnt work. Also if you read I dont trash Neets I'm just saying it's not realistic
>>26980331
That other screenshot wasn't mine, but I have a sizeable NEET Pepe folder of my own.
I'll dump when someone rolls dubs.
OP you're an absolute legend
t. Wagecuck
>>26980426
Upload and dump it now.
>>26980426
dump for an OG NEET to use.
>>26980502
You can't give orders to the NEET, wagie.
Or did you just assume that I have a boss like you?
>>26980602
I'm a neet and I'm not a tripfag.
I guess not all of neets can simply be happy with the fruits of our labor, some crave recognition almost like a wagie.
Yes goyim, please consume, please stay inside, please do not procreate. There's no room for the white race to continue. Here, Uncle Shekelsburg has a check for you
>>26979336
Well said, I agree with this comment chain.
>>26980426
Any meditation neet pepe? I would appreciate it if you share it with me.
>>26980635
Then your tone shouldn't be so hostile next time NEET, but I understand this is just a misunderstanding. NEET should not fight each other.
>>26980426
There needs to be a NEET pepe with the painting of the last supper with the NEET sitting besides Jesus, so many renaissance NEET pepe's could be gold.
>Every day. And each variant of myself likewise is breaking extraordinary barriers, exploring the depths of human knowledge and creativity. In all the multiverse there is a swarm of NEETs, taken together possessing an infinite range of talents, carving out the darkness of ignorance with extraordinary speed.
>shitposts on /r9k/
lol'd
>>26981098
> the wagie thinks shitposting on r9k takes up much of my time at all
>>26980426
Rolling for that sweet neet folder
>>26980426
>>26981344
W-will you deliver now, NEET master?
NEET senpai, please dump the folder of your glory
>>26981579
He fooled us. Can't trust NEET scum.
I'm sorry guys, I was busy reading some philosophical texts.
>>26981344
https://mega.nz/#F!dQ9UmK7a
There are others with far more than me of course. But the NEETpost is relatively new and this movement has done a wonderful job of generating content.
>>26983077
I love you, cuck me
>>26983077
It asks for a code in order to download
>>26983135
wrong link.
https://mega.nz/#F!dQ9UmK7a!P15il1X0QzHp96cvdgdQgg
>>26980652
government literally gives money to reproduce, I could make more money being a single mom on government benifits than being paid %70 of a mans earning doing the same job while raising a kid
I spent 18 hours listening to alan watts speeches.
Very nice. Let's see if wagies can keep up.
>>26979685
If not working and living off other people's (yours) money is slavery I don't want to be "free" :)
>>26983077
The NEETfolder grows!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WcqkozRfx_Q
Reminder of how neets really are
>>26983628
post neet camp please yours sincerely OG NEET poster
>>26978757
Hey Goldstein, shut up. You're letting the goyim know too much. If they knew we wanted them to be unemployed losers so their women would go mix with Jamal and Ahmed, they would go get jobs and their women back. Shhh, just pretend we're against the employed.
>>26978676
yeah okay """"henry"""""
>>26983628
NEETmush looks hilarious plz post
>>26983603
yes goyim, good good. consume more, soon your genes will be gone along with the white race! you are just like my social justice tumblr pawbs! yes goyim you are the same! erm, heh heh, I mean, here's your monthly check!
>>26983990
Wagie, are you bored at work? You must be because your imagination is running wild.
Don't you know we are friends with Shekelstein? That we conspire with him to keep the wagies in line? How do you think we get our NEETbux? By exploiting wagies like you, goy.
In fact I'm going to see Shekelstein right now. We have dinner every Sunday night. He says he has some fantastic stories to share about your constant nervous breakdowns at work- I can't wait to hear all about it!
>>26984181
Ah I'm glad other NEET's are seeing the good side of Shekelstein since I endorsed him and shared stories of our meeting's laughing at wagecucks.
>>26984119
>>26983915
>He thinks I'll share my rare NEETS
begone peasant!
>>26980169
Go back to Mexico, Danny Gutierrez
>>26984280
I am the best NEET poster on this board, When I ask for NEET pepe's to further my artistic craft of NEET posting. You should comply NEET friend, NEET camp please.
>>26984181
Yesss goyim, come see me. Tyrone wants- I mean, heh heh, I want to hear more about the beautiful white girl you're in love with! Maybe if you get better at video games down in the basement she'll finally be yours so keep doing that and NEVER exercise or get a job! Would you like an increase in your allowance?
>>26984280
Remember this, everyone.
> NightlyNEETpost give u rare NEETs
> Anon does not.
>>26978676
> believing in something he can't prove
> regurgitating semi facts that are widely known in pop culture
> not seeing the hypocrisy
Truly this is the enlightened NEET come to save us
>>26984346
Wagecuck, are you feeling alright? You seem ill. Did you attempt to wrap your mind around quantum mechanics again?
You really shouldn't do that, wagie, you'll overextend yourself. Everyone knows the wagie's brain is rotted like a month-old ham.
Will wageslaves ever recover from the savagery they face on here day in and day out?
>>26984405
Please never stop
> wagies BTFO
> wagekeks on suicide watch
>>26980169
dident know people saved that screenshot, im Danny gutierrez by the way im only half mexishit i linger in two worlds and cannot ever be a part of one
>>26984425
> implying they ever recover from wagecuckery
>>26984405
you sure showed him, goyim. You deserve some snacks, maybe something sweet! Don't worry about the estrogen production, it's just a heh heh myth
Maybe some porn too, goyim. Just none of that silly building and contributing. It's Tyrone, Juan, and Abdul's time to do that! heh heh
>>26984181
Sure sure, you dirty NEET go...I mean friend. We are your allies.
I know you have crush on that cute white blonde girl who lives next store, but she's not interested in an unemployed basement-dweller. I heard she's fucking Jamal, who has an AA job.
However, I just asked my Chink friend to create a new anime. Maybe you can get a new waifu!
>>26984442
I saved your screenshot for proof of growing NEET content, didn't even realize your name was in it.
>>26984167
blah blah /pol/ buzzwords sure are fun, le jooooz lawl :)
>implying i'm a cracker
>>26984280
>implying i'd save such a poorly made NEET pepe
>>26984497
An unemployed black man?
Wow, shocking!
>>26984525
yep and i'm taking ur wimminz, mad white boy?
>>26984482
If you don't stop impersonating your boss I'm going to have to show him your antisemitic comments here today. Then you'll get fired, wagie, and become a NEET like me! Come on wagie, keep shekelposting and join the path of light.
>>26984497
heh heh oy vey! tell uncle shekelsburg all about it while i cuck - heh heh i mean cut your check
>>26978676
Goddamn do I love these threads.
Keep up the good work, NEET.
t. wagecuck
>>26984535
No, not really.
I couldn't imagine any worthwhile woman going for an unemployed black man. I don't concern myself with the bottom-of-the-barrel women.
Neetbug.
>>26984552
aww but i thought you wanted me to stay unemployed? :)
>>26984571
and women don't concern themselves with bottom of the barrel men (you) so it all works out huh lil dick whiteboi
>>26984511
Heres that NEET warcrime
>>26984617
The Great Wagie Massacre... I was there.
>>26984538
heh heh you sure got it figured out, goym! go watch some porn and don't worry about society! it's not for your race anym- heh i mean, you've got better things to do right
There are an equally infinite amount of universes where all NEETS are wagecucks, and all wagecucks are NEETS
>>26984602
>bottom of the barrel men (you)
Sorry, I'm not unemployed like you.
>>26978676
>why don't you just give up already and become a NEET like me?
But in the multiverse, fellow Neetlosopher, the wagie is indeed a NEET in an innumerable amount of coexisting universes. This is just one of his bad instances and as such we should have mercy on the wagie. For in the other verse where he is NEET, perhaps we are the waged.
>>26984592
could you please shrink its head its bothering me
which one of you pathetic fucks is this?
>>672616669
>>26984642
Okay, wagecuck. I'm going to go sip wine in my Florentine villa and converse with the world's greatest intellectuals (NEETs are very well connected). You can keep shekelposting if you want, however I've set up a script that sends everything you post with the word "goy" in it to your boss Mr. Goldpress. I hope you've learned your lesson about antisemitism and begin to respect the Shekelsteins in your life.
NEETs are true renaissance men. And the philosophers of the 21st century.
>>26984656
> he thinks wagies aren't just born that way
>>26984642
Good wagie, I see you've stopped posting. You must really want to keep your job!
>>26984669
whyy u dont like the big headed NEETbug anon
>tfw on salary
>>26985363
> tfw salarycucks are no better off than the lowest wagegoy
>>26985475
Wagecucks have to literally slave away for their coin, I get mine regardless.
>>26984112
My schizophrenic senses are tingling
>>26985168
it does not fit the body at all his head must be bug sized
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcyd_6T191E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcyd_6T191E
there are an unlimited number of me shitposting right now exploding in and out from all directions reflecting and referencing every thing that ever happened over and over again. The implication of infinity and eternity and of me and me and of memes and of you and where you are and where we are building what this is.
