That was a really funny film, I'm so glad we both went to see it!
So.. what should we do next?
>>26977244
fuggg in de fugger :DDDDD
how about you insert your gurltinkler in my boipussy
Umm, I think we should check to see if there are any monsters under my bed.
>tfw no average girlfriend
get some white castle and chill at my place or i can take you home
>>26977244
smoke weed and play gemmu
eat a bowl of eggs?
>>26977244
>curly hair
No thanks
>>26977244
>Ugly face/
>Tumblr glasses variation 3.1 rev C.
>Shitty hair.
>Stripped socks/
Alright it seems I only managed to score a tranny, guess I have to tell my parents I fuck men and I'm a huge faggot.
Also I hope the film was ok, despise the extra sausage.
ditching the clothes and going to take you to pound town.
>>26979189
I'd be lucky to have her. you're just a picky little shit with high standards.
>>26979244
White knighting trannies won't magically make their girldicks hard for you.
>striped socks
>vaguely masculine face
>clearly flat chest
Next step is I cry tears of joy and thank god for giving me a qt trans gf, then we make sweet love and cuddle. Of course this is all after I lock her in her chastity cage.
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>>26977244
How the fuck did you find me again, you crazy bitch, get the fuck out of here you dirty skank! My waifu will be here any second...
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>>26977244
Literally anything, provided you take off those FUCKING GLASSES jesus christ they're the only think holding you back in life rn...
>>26979302
Ah, a man after my own heart!
>>26977244
You got a face like a bug but you are a qt. Now all you have to do is to be attracted to me.
>>26977244
>Those glasses
>Those socks
Yeah, I ah I'm ehh busy. Never call me again.
Are you a man you look like a man
>>26977244
If she lost the glasses and straightened her hair, that girl would be beautiful.
I'd take her out for coffee/dessert, and get her talking. Sex is easy,conversation far harder. Never be disappointed that you don't get a girl to follow you home. Instead, appreciate the uniqueness of being a couple among hordes of lonely strangers. That's where the Magic happens, where the Memories are forged. Maybe she might give you the Come Hither Look,smile and lean in,but pause:if you misinterpreted her you won't lose face by a refusal,and if she wonders why you stopped, tell her you got lost in her eyes for a while...
>>26977244
Well you can suck me or you can fuck me but whatever you do, please don't duck me :(
>>26977244
I don't know what you and your girldick will do, but I'll start screaming:
"Fucking Christ!! Why am I in bed with a tranny?!"
My, what large hands you have!
Realistically, would it be bad to try something like "Whatever you want to do ;)" and hope it works?
