If you're having so many problems being male, why not cheat and switch to easy mode by becoming a cute trap?
>Make money from camwhoring so you don't need to become a wagecuck
>People will be nice to you and pay for your food and drinks everywhere
>Men and women alike will want to date you and pat your head and cuddle with you
>>26976609
>women want to date you
LOL
what a joke
no woman has ever been attracted to a trap
>>26976609
>women will want to date you
I laughed for a really long time. Lesbians fucking hate MTFs.
>>26976609
I don't understand these threads.
I fucking love traps, but it's not like every man can just become a cute trap. They need to actually be feminine and good looking.
We don't need more disgusting ugly man traps.
>>26976609
>>Make money from camwhoring so you don't need to become a wagecuck
>literally whoring yourself out
nah fampai
>>People will be nice to you and pay for your food and drinks everywhere
They really do and it's pretty awesome not gonna lie. Just so long as they find you cute.
>>Men and women alike will want to date you and pat your head and cuddle with you
Depends on if you end up attractive enough. SOME women like it, but they like the idea of you being a tranny more than being a girl. Guys are a split between those that love trannies and those that don't care about the whole trans thing because they're guys and they think with their dick.
>>26976660
>>26976703
4chan isn't the world. I've never met a transsexual person who said they had trouble finding women. I certainly don't.
>>26976609
Way ahead of you OP.
>>26976609
You can't become a cute trap, if you're ugly.
It's a bit hats to find women to date if you're a trap, but they do like giving cuddles and head pats most of the time though
>>26976660I-I am though, pls no bully ;_;
>>26976609
Because you're basically nothing but a loathsome loser looking to improve your value as a human being in all the wrong ways. Your looks and charm are going to rapidly deteriorate in your late 20s, you'll be treated as subhuman waste, those who "cherish" you are simply using your fuckhole and value you only for it, sugarcoating their intentions with a thick layer of saccharine, attention, and money to keep you enticed, and you're going to end up killing yourself. It's a short lived, horrible high.
Yeah, it sounds hot at first, but trust me, it's degrading once you realize how shitty it is.
>>26976889
>spoilertext
>s-stuttering
Get the fuck off of 4chan you dumb slut. Go to OKCupid and convert off of your pussy points.
>>26976933w-why are you bullying, I said pls no bully...
>>26976967
This was actually very annoying to read. Please develop an independent personality and stop imitating retards from image boards to such an uncanny degree.
>>26976660
I'm a woman and I like traps. Jokes on you.
>>26976889
>>26977079
Everyone likes a qt pie sounds like someone's just jealous
>>26977079
Why do you like traps though? I can understand why guys like them, but why women?
>>26977162
Attraction isn't really something I can just rationalize. I just do. I don't like most guys, only girly ones.
And girls.
>>26977162
Sissy traps who are boys but became pretty make me want to do lewd things to them likeasking them to use me as a body pillow.
>>26977189
I've had a few girls say they were attracted to me. More often than not, it was the novelty of it.
>oh gosh I always wanted to fuck a tranny
That's what one said to me.She was hot too, but I'm not really about fucking my friends. Plus I find guys hotter.
Another one told me they like the power play aspects of it. She was really domineering.
>>26977249
>asking them to use me as a body pillow.
Sounds cute fampai.
>>26976609
>Make money from camwhoring
too awkward and scared of people
>People will be nice to you and pay for your food and drinks everywhere
see above
>Men and women alike will want to date you and pat your head and cuddle with you
only fat neckbeard men will
>>26977326
Camwhoring was made for socially awkward people, anon. It lets you be a whore without ever having to leave your home or be in person with others.
>>26977320
Nothing like that. I just want a romantic relationship with a girly boy or a girl with a penis.
I don't have a high libido so it's not even about the sex.
>>26977249
>>26977079
>>26976967
>>26976889
>tfw no qt gf to make me go full trap mode with my skinny twink body and dress me in cute clothes
>>26977360
i know but i wouldnt know what to do on cam, that would be so awkward
>>26976712
>We don't need more disgusting ugly man traps
Fucking this. They're not even "traps", they're men in dresses. Where the fuck are the people who don't look like depressed middle-managers and ones who are so real I question why I don't just go fap to women.
>>26977393
Then post skype ya dingus.
How do you sissies feel about diapers?
I've found about half of sissies like them and the other half don't
HOLY FRICKIN' CRAP, THIS THREAD IS BAD!!!!!!!!
Needs some Karen to make it good!!!
Dang, that's not enough Karen...
Here's some more!!
>>26977437
B-But anonThat's scary
>>26977398
>Camshow viewer: Show me your cute butt, anon.
>You: o-ok *presents butt*
>$50 has been deposited into your camwhore account
It's that easy. If that seems stressful to you, just think of how much more stressful getting a real job would be.
More Karen...
MORE! KAREN!!!
It's gonna be a Karen party up in this thread!!!!
>>26977460
Do you want a gf or not?
trap looking for gf, apply here
>>26977465
Bandage pls leave
Karen is inspecting this thread
>>26977482
*raises hands*
>>26977486
Who in the FLIPPING HECKAROO is Bandage?!
RARE Karen
Very rarely posted Karen
Karen for ants?!
>>26977501
You know who you are, Bandage. No one else would have shit enough taste to waifu Karen.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/username/Bandage/filter/text/
>>26977450
here fampai
>>26977439
not a sissy, but they're fucking gross
>>26977378
Have you ever dated one before? Also, are you yourself effeminate or are you boyish?
Also, what the hell happened? I'm not really interested in girls, but I've never seen so many femanons (if they indeed are) actually like traps in one thread.
>>26976609
>tfw no qt trap gf
WHYYYYYYYYYYY
I DONT VALUE THIS EXISTANCE WITHOUT A QT TRAP GF
SOMEONE
BE MY QT TRAP GF OR I WILL LITERALLY KILL MYSELF
>>26977530
Dude that guy looks like some kind of retarded spammer or something................
I am no spammer
>>26976889
You're a mtf it doesn't count.
Midget Karen?!
DINO KAREN
>>26977542
I wish! And I'm pretty girly, yes.
>>26977577
>>26977477
>>26977555
Dang I'm pretty good at this whole "repeating digits" thing!
>>26977499
pls be realoriginal post
>>26977602
Yes. Post skype please.
Karen is gonna bash your skull in!!!!!!!!!
Karen taking a break from beating punk kids up to check her phone
>>26977633
>>26977599
THE GETS JUST DON'T STOP
Satan get?!
>>26977621
im scared, like the other anonits xytrap
>>26977663
Dang too early!!!!!!!
>>26977583
Have you ever met a trap before even? and do you prefer the short ones or the tall ones? Also, at what point did you figure out you wanted a trap to date? Sorry for all the questions, it's just hard for me to ask girls into traps that I know IRL these questions and get straight answers from. They usually beat around the bush. I guess I make them embarrassed to ask them so directly.
Karen stares deep into your disgusting soul
Karen expresses her confidence in her own abilities
Karen plotting how to take over the world
>>26977548
Lol
>someone be my trap gf or I'll remove trap-loving scum from the earth
Sounds like only positives to the world, please commit the sushi
Karen reflecting on her life and not being particularly pleased or upset about it
Karen getting ready to do a wicked serve!
Can I redeem myself...?
CAN I GET THE QUINTS?!?!
>>26977682
Yes, two of my irl friends are traps. They're not into me.
I like all kinds. Tall, short it doesn't matter. I guess the internet corrupted me into this kind of stuff. I can't place a specific date at it.
>>26977778
OFF BY ONE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?
Anyone else really want OP's picture to happen to them?
Karen disappointed in my abilities to get repeating digits
Karen getting bored
feat. Alice
>>26976609
>cute trap
no because anons are fat harry neckbeards how is that cute
Karen in rare format: .gif
>>26977797
Hmm, how would you feel if you were feminized by a pretty girl and had to grow long, soft hair and wear cute clothes that makes everyone around you want to ravage your girly body? I want to read your thoughts on this scenario for research purposes...
Karen explaining why she hates you
>>26977782
d'aww that's sad. A lot of us just prefer guys. Good luck on your search though. As an FYI, most traps like people that can take the lead and be assertive, if that helps at all.
Karen when you fail to understand why she hates you
>>26977714
NORMIE NORMIE GO AWAY
NORMIE I DONT CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY
NORMIE I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR THE PLANS YOU LAY
NORMIE NORMIE GO AWAY
Karen respecting your personal space
>>26977865
I'm a switch. I don't mind domming, but I also enjoy the reverse!
Karen invading your personal space
Karen not caring
Karen caring
>>26976609
no, women wont want to date you.
traps are disgusting faggots
Karen holding a shirt
What is she doing?
Karen ripping a shirt
Why would she do that?!
>>26977797
No looks too cringy and fetishy
>>26977899
Most traps I've seen save for a few tend to be hardcore submissives or at the very least not dominant at all.
Karen showing you a plate
What is she going to do with it?
Karen spinning a plate on a stick
Whoa! What talent!
Karen messing up
Uh oh!
Karen feeling bad about breaking her plate
You have an alarming amount of images of an anime character
Karen picking herself back up, because she knows it was just an accident
>>26977861
I'm too tall and at this point too old for that.
But, if it had happened, I'd be super embarrassing for the people who knew me as a boy! I'd probably have to move! After that, then I could start to enjoy the dirty attention from boys and girls... Maybe I'd even get to cuddle with them!
Karen getting ready to hit a homerun!
Is this the anime erp thread?
Karen after she retires from being a baseball player and is now enjoying being a baseball coach
>>26978040
Anon,I want to break up with you.
>make money from camwhoring so you don't need to become a wagecuck
You need to be attractive to do that. Camwhoring is a job, too, so you would in fact be a wagecuck.
>People will be nice to you and pay for your food and drinks everywhere
That's a no, robot. People will only be particularly nice to you if you're attractive. No one's going to pay for your food/drinks unless you're in a bar and they're looking to fuck.
>Men and women alike will want to date you
Only if you're attractive. If not, you'd better hope you have a good personality, and judging by the fact that you're on /r9k/, you don't.
And:
>paying for testicle removal surgery
>taking hormone shots every day
>retraining your voice to be more feminine
>working out every day to have a more girlish figure
>easy mode
Yeah, good fucking luck.
Karen getting fired and becoming a waitress from being a coach because they realised she had no idea what she was doing
She was using a broom as a bat, for goodness sake!
Karen using her hard earned cashmoney to wipe her sweat
Why, Karen?!
>>26978059
Anon...I never loved you
Karen riding the train to work
>>26978100n-no! you were supposed to get sad, not me ;_;
Karen at work, goofing off and being silly
Karen's reaction to getting fired for slacking too much
Karen showing up at her friend's house because she was evicted
She lost her job and couldn't pay her rent
>>26978119We can still be friends if you want
Karen begging, PLEADING for her friend to let her crash for the night
Come on, she has nowhere else to go!
Karen when her friend says she can stay for as long as she needs to
What a nice friend Karen has!
>>26977861
I would feel pretty happy about it, would be better if i wasn't exposed to whole degeneracy and shit
Karen playing cards with her friend
Karen's face when she loses every single time and realises she has really horrible luck
Time for bed! Karen sleeping on the floor next to her friend's bed.
>>26978186
stop it
no more karen
>>26978171a-anon, you'd still be my friend? I'm so happy, thank you anon, you're my best friend!
Karen still sleeping...
Wake up already, Karen, it's almost noon!!!
Karen's awake! Look what outfit she chose to wear today!
Karen coming out of the bedroom, slightly embarrassed that she slept in so late.
It's already time for lunch. For Karen, it's more like breakfast!
Itadakimasu!!!
>>26978264I'm sorry about what I said before. I was hurt and got angry.I hope it doesn't affect our friendship. You're my best friend, too
>>26978315
How many pictures do you fucking have
>Filename says 503 and probably goes higher
.What the actual fuck anon
Karen preparing to consume
Karen consuming
I wonder if it's any good!
Karen seems very pleased with the taste.
>>26978224
>playing cards
Get ready, cuz I'm about to send this bitch straight to the shadow realm.
Karen took the entire day off and did nothing. She's been so stressed lately, I think she deserved it.
Now, after a long day of relaxation, she's getting ready for bed! Unlike last night, she'll be sleeping in the guest room tonight.
Karen thinking positively about starting to look for a new job tomorrow
Karen feeling DETERMINED
Hey uh... Karen... why don't you actually get some sleep now?
Karen pep-talking herself
Karen... you really need to go to bed!
Karen excited about how she's going to get a well paying job and have lots of money
>tfw mootykins will never come back
>>26978450
Shut the fuck up karen, the rest of us are trying to sleep you selfish bitch.
Karen realising she shouldn't get her hopes up too high, but staying positive and determined nonetheless
okay seriously Karen go to bed!!
We love you moot
>>26978472
Karen feeling a little cheeky and smug
Why is she even still up?!
Karen yawning, she must be tired.
She ought to be, it's already 3 in the morning!!! Jeez, Karen!!!
Karen getting a bright idea... to go to bed!
Finally!!!!!!
It ended too soon
Karen's up now! Looks like she's having trouble staying awake, though.
>>26978576
That was the quickest nap I've ever seen.
Karen thinking.
"Maybe some breakfast will help me wake up!"
We will never forget you mooty
>>26978587
Karen at the table, eating her breakfast... I think?
She must be so tired... She only got 4 hours of sleep, after all.
I hope you find your happiness
Karen highly distracted
She's so out of it, maybe she should sleep again for a little bit before job hunting
Karen deciding to go back to sleep... on the floor?
Isn't the floor kinda dirty, Karen...? Well, whatever floats your boat, I guess...
Karen's awake again, but still a little drowsy. She missed lunch!
Karen finally leaving to go job hunting
Karen spotting a cute dog in the distance
Another dog walks over andstarts humping the first one
What the heck... Karen is uncomfortable with the sight, and I don't blame her
Karen walking around town aimlessly.
She actually didn't plan out her job hunting day at all.
>>26978380
Is this a real card? Is there porn of It?
Karen realising she's wasting her time and finding amusement in it.
It's not funny to be irresponsible, Karen...
I love my admiral so much. Everyday he comes home to my home-cooked meals exhausted from battle.
I found a ring under his drawer.. I think he's going to ask me to marry him.
>>26978759
This is exactly what I did the first time my dad told me to get a job.
Karen spotted a baseball game taking place at a local field and is reminded of her old career.
She is filled with joy and nostalgia and roots for both teams to do their best.
The ball game is over. It's evening now and Karen has gotten nothing done.
What are we going to do with this silly girl?
Karen's thinking maybe she should just head back to her friend's house and call it a day
What's this? Karen spotted another one of her friends that just so happened to be walking about, too!
Karen runs to catch up to her friend and says hello
"Leave me alone, Karen" her friend says, and storms off.
Karen isn't too sure how to respond or why her friend would be acting that way.
Karen tries to not think of her rude friend on her way back. Her friend's house is very quiet.
Karen takes a seat
"Karen..." Karen's friend calls out. Karen turns her head, her friend's face is looking rather hesitant and regretful.
"Yeah?"
"...Karen, you can stay here tonight, but... after tonight..." her friend's voice trails off, but Karen understands.
With few to no options left, Karen decides to phone her parents for the first time in many years. Maybe they can help her out, but she's nervous to ask, as she's not been a very kind daughter over the past years.
Her father picks up, and he already sounds upset. The conversation doesn't go smoothly at any point, and even after begging her father for any kind of help, whether it be some money or to stay at their house for a while, her father denies her.
Karen is shocked, though she really shouldn't be. That night, she cries herself to sleep.
Karen leaves first thing in the morning, before anyone else wakes up. With no plan or ideas of what to do with herself, she wanders aimlessly. She tries to not think about the situation to avoid breaking down.
It's 2 in the afternoon. Karen hasn't eaten all day and is starving.
She might have to dig through a garbage can just to find something to eat.
Karen finds a half eaten hot dog. She looks around to make sure no one is around before she takes a bite
It takes her a while, but she finally makes herself take a bite.
Wow, poor Karen...
The garbage hot dog tastes horrible, like vomit and feces!
Karen spits out the hot dog and nearly pukes.
Karen takes a drink from her water bottle she filled up at a public water fountain to try and get rid of the taste.
It doesn't really work.
Karen sits on a bench and contemplates suicide.
Karen's mental state spirals downwards, her negative outlook becomes as extreme as her positive outlook once was.
She trudges around aimlessly still.
Karen finds a bridge. She goes underneath and changes her outfit?!
Why would she do that? She must have lost her mind...
Karen stands on the ledge of the bridge. She looks oddly content.
Wait... what is she doing?!?
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE JUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>26979589
I was very upset to see this thread had so many replies, and it makes me glad that it was just a spammer.
Thank you Bandage.
This "just turn yourself into a sissy" meme is getting out of control. Is there some kind of psyop here designed to convert beta males into submissive cucks and finally breed us all out? Why do I keep seeing these threads?
karen is dead
>>26979666
Trips checked. You're probably just noticing lots of sissy threads because you subconsciously want to become a cute girl and your mind is making you notice these types of threads more than a normal person would.
>>26979695
Psyops please go.
>>26979666
Lucifer trips confirmed for bringing light to this thread.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO BUMP IT
GOSH FRICK
>>26979710
You don't have to think about how easy and nice it'd feel to just slip into some cute panties and let female hormones turn your body soft and supple so every little sensation feels like a warm hug.
>this thread
hot desu
i recommend all you guys check out
http://wxhluyp.tumblr.com/tagged/subversive-stepmother
>>26979772
PSY OPS
S
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O
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SI have definitely thought of that, you prick. GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
>>26977004
y u bully? he said pls no bully...
