So that's it folks. I finally did it. I fucked a girl. Normies were always fucking wrong about it all. It's exactly as we all imagine it.
For starters, we were both drunk as fuck. But I could see her interest in me. It wasn't straightforward but she did actively seek physical contact. Here's the thing - it's not like girls give you some secret signals. If you haven't seen any signals given by women, then you were never getting any. Also, ABSOLUTELY NEVER SAY YOU'RE A VIRGIN. I just lied about having fucked girls before, literally claiming to be the asshole Chad who pumps and dumps girls and generally being a typical /r9k/ tier misoginyst. Not even lying. In fact, thanks to all the porn I watched in my lifetime the whole act of fucking her was bretty gud in her eyes. If the girls says she's going to sleep with you, you just have to start touching her in places. No questions asked, you just go for it. I didn't believe it until I did it myself but there's absolutely nothing to worry, because instincts take over and you just know what to do. Because you want to. I had no fucking idea how to kiss a girl before but when it came to the act, I just knew what to do and how to do it.
Also, everything /r9k/ claims about how fucked up women are is true. This fucking girl could chat up some poor guy who's interested in her and fake her interest while quite literally fucking some other guy. The qt you might be after, or that you might be dating, is actually fucking other guys and slutting it up on parties.Worst part is that the girl I fucked was a virgin and I was her first. Instead of doing it with a guy she loves, she just lost it on a party with a random guy. Who's a fucking robot..
Anyone has any questions, I'm happy to answer them.
Congrats you normal male.
glad for you OP, do you still feel empty?
No shit kid
>>26972556
>For starters, we were both drunk as fuck
>at a party
Fucking normalfag, fuck off.
>instincts take over and you just know what to do. Because you want to. I had no fucking idea how to kiss a girl before but when it came to the act, I just knew what to do and how to do it.
This only works if you're a normalfag
I'm speaking from experience
>>26972556
You lied about your virginity, and you honestly think she didn't do the same thing?
Anyway, I can't really disagree with anything you said.
>>26972592
A bit. I know that this was a one timer, but knowing that at least one girl in my life found me attractive enough to actually fuck makes me feel better about myself. Then again, I gotta admit that I wasn't exactly myself. I was a drunk faggot and faked a loud persona (think Trevor from GTAV). But hey - it worked.
How tall are you and how are your facial aesthetics?
>>26972592
No because a robot could never have pulled off what OP did. He was probably just a failed normie or cyborg.
>>26972642
It works for everyone. I'm 23 and have literally never kissed a girl before or touched her in "that" way. And yet, thanks to all the porn as well as nature, I just knew what to do. In fact she fucking didn't. But I did. Kinda funny desu
>>26972658
I'm a manlet with shitty facial aesthetics. But I just grew a relatively short beard which I guess women like these days.
>>26972556
>at a party
>drink
>girls
>>26972648
She really was a virgin. She was really sloppy and didn't exactly even know what to do. Let's just say I know her and can tell that she's definitely one. Well, was one.
>>26972687
Anon, as I said before - I'm 23 and was a KHV up until this time.
>For starters, we were both drunk as fuck
Enjoy your rape charges when she gets regrets
>>26972758
I'm not american, m8.
>>26972717
>>26972624
These two anons are right. If you've got friends who invite you to parties then you are a normalfag and need to leave
>>26972776
damn son, as a KHV virgin I watch a lot of porn hopefully I don't miss up. How long did you last? did you use a rubber?
>>26972556
>insults others for "giving away" their virginity at a party
>did exactly the same
Could you be more of a hypocritical cunt?
>>26972807
Yeah, well we were a group of robots who started to sorta get out of it. I was the last.
>>26972826
Surprisingly long but that's probably because I was pretty drunk. I can't tell exactly how long but I didn't really even get a raging erection desu. Just enough to fuck. And no I didn't use a rubber but I didn't come in her. She jerked me off to a toilet at the end.
>>26972556
>For starters, we were both drunk as fuck.
Enjoy getting buttfucked by Tyrone in prison OP
>>26972860
I'm not exactly a qt3.14 that some girl is after and I don't fucking talk to other girls giving them hopes while losing it to some random Stacy. I don't even talk to any girls in fact.Aside from that I just wanted to finally lose it.
>>26972901
see >>26972776
>>26972885
Oh shit, your not a cutfag are you? Because I'm not cut it's going to get sensitive when I do it my first time. what do you rate her ?
>>26972930
Nope, I'm not cut. It won't be that sensitive probably. I was scared of coming within first contact as well, but fortunately it didn't happen. Then again, could be because I was drunk and all I could think of was grabbing her ass. Basically all the power was in my hands, rather than my dick desu.
>what do you rate her
5, maybe 6. But she's had the ass of a godess. And thank god she wasn't fat or obese.
>>26972972
I assume you English, I heard stories of virgins losing it to obese women. Thank god you didn't
>>26973025
Actually no, I'm not english either. I'm Czech so let's just say that we don't have that many fat girls around. Most girls try to stay relatively fit here.
>>26973076
Holy shit, slavic women are very attractive you hit the jackpot. Such a shame you had to lose it like this. Oh well life isn't a Disney Movie
Your kind is not welcome here, normalfag. Piss off to /soc/ and never return.
>>26972885
>she jerked me off into a toilet
Hahahaha fucking disgusting/pathetic
I love coming to this board and laughing at you fucking idiots
>>26973115
Well, like I said, she wasn't really that attractive. But hey, I lost it and that's what counts. All the fears I had about the whole thing are gone.
>>26973128
Fuck off. I made to be a good bye thread and want to help out others because I actually made it.
>>26973149
Yeah, well I meant to finish the deal. I did get in her though. We just didn't have the condoms so couldn't go for the happy ending in her.
>>26972860
Male virginity and female virginity are not the same thing, pal.
>>26973176
So bust a nut on her tits/ass/face or in her mouth or something??
Anything but into a toilet man. If a girl tried to redirect my load into a toilet id honestly feel disrepespected
>>26973607
Jesus christ anon it was her first time and life isn't porn. I was glad enough that I got some pussy for the first time in my life, I wasn't thinking about shit like this being disrespectful to me.
>>26972556
I'm over 30 and have only had sex in the context of a relationship with a gf. At this point I don't know if I could even go through with having sex with a girl without knowing if I'll ever see her again. Makes me highly awkward when single because women find a man who wants a relationship first and foremost a bit laughable.
>>26972648
It's weird how common it is for girls to lie about their virginity nowadays.
>Be girl who's taken hundreds of cocks
>Lie and say that you're a virgin
>Guy values you more
>Don't have to put in effort when fucking
What really posts my pepes though is that they will also outright deny having told you otherwise before.
I have a question. One of my fears about having casual sex, besides STDs, and pregnancy, is the expectation that the girl will want it to be more than it was and I will be sucked into a shitty relationship. Did you feel any of that OP?
>>26974012
I was scared a little of this but she didn't text me or anything yet so I guess I'm good. I think she knows I wasn't after a relationship with her. In fact I feel she also wasn't after a relationship with me. I have no idea why she wanted to fuck me.
>>26972972
So your uncut (like me) and you didn't use a condom
That means that you were experiancing pussy at the absolute peak it can be (minus being drunk I mean cmon man the girl is supposed to be wasted not you too)
So how did it feel? Physically only, dont care about anything else
Or can you even remember?
>>26974376
I... actually hardly remember the feeling. All I remember is that she was pretty tight and actually boney. Kind of hard to explain desu. Similar to lips maybe?
>>26974485
It's because you were drunk
Fucking wow, first time I ever get to talk to another robot/cyborg who got laid, and hes uncut, and he did it bareback, but yet he was drunk so he had whiskey dick and could barely even feel anything
>>26974543
I don't know, anon, I guess this was the only way I could ever do it. I doubt I'd be able to pull it off sober. I can hardly look people in the eyes when sober, let alone touch or do more than that.
How old are you OP?
This is an original comment, you damned robot, you.
>>26974728
Already answered it in the thread but I'm 23. Been a KHV up until that moment.
