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The normies are getting protection

http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-an-Autistic-Guy-Who-Has-a-Crush-On-You
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> Continue hanging out as much as you'd like. He will probably be okay with going back to being friends.
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>>26968377
It's a pretty well written and straightforward article. I can't imagine women actually wanting to date autists, so that whole part is kind of moot, but I think they do a good job explaining how to reject an autist.
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>To attract a black autist, wear watermelon flavour lipstick. He will be unable to resist going in for a taste
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>Don't tease or make fun of his autistic traits, even if you aren't serious. Many autistic people are belittled by peers, family members, and therapists. Don't join that pattern.

Everyone I know fails miserably at this point.
Even if you mean it as a joke.
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http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-an-Autistic-Boyfriend

i found another
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ITS OVER! WE ARE DONE
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>>26968453

I managed to get a qtgf but then again I try so hard to be a normie that I sometimes forget who I really am.
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>Older brother actually has autism and has had it his entire life
>He's like a 26 year old NEET with no work experience to speak of
>He's going to university to get a masters degree in illustration or something
>He has liked the same ugly whore from his high school for like a decade now and has been orbiting her the entire time, also she got herpes from a boyfriend and I know this because he asked my parents for permission to have sex with her

I feel bad for everyone involved except me. He isn't like retarded or anything, he's aware enough to know he is different and has shit wrong with him but will never be able to fix it. My mom still thinks he will have a career and a family and shit someday. I have no idea what my dad thinks about all this. Also he has badly drawn anime style art framed all over our staircase and shit, the most cringeworthy picture is him as a really really jacked barbarian man holding a spear on the beach or some shit while that roastie he's been orbiting is hanging out nearby as a mermaid or something. Also I think he draws Sonic and Mario porn.
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>>26968635
Damn son. The drawings on the stairway hit me in an area close to the feels.
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>unironically using neurotypical in a sentence

This was obviously made by some disgusting tumblrina for the "Look at me I'm helping the oppressed!" tumblr brownie points.
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>>26968665

I might be able to snap a picture or two if you like anon.

It is a really sad situation, but I don't talk to or spend any time with my brother so I'm mostly watching it from the outside. I'm living the neetlife now myself but at least I may be able to get out of it in the future, he's been doing it four years longer than me and will likely continue to do it forever. The very idea of that is horrifying to me. And my poor parents thinking him getting a masters degree might change anything is even more sad. As a near friendless loser myself I wish I had a normal older brother to be friends with and play video games with and do stuff with, but damn. He is fucked.
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>If you want a hug, you can approach me from the front, or hug somebody else.
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>>26968509
>Be prepared for honest answers
kek
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>>26968694
Shit anon... That really hit home. Ouch.
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>>26968717
>he talks from his nipples

I don't like the drop in quality these new wikihow artists have.
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>>26968462
Please...someone...help me find them
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Holy fuck who is this for??? Megan Schroeder???
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>>26968504
If they mean it as a joke then just laugh you autistic faggot.
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>>26968435
friendzoning 101: how to get keep guys who aren't chad around for a rainy day or when you need money...
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>>26968377
> Furthermore, his social cluelessness and genuine spirit indicate he's probably autistic

being genuine = autistic...
normies = lies
ok got it
I'll lie my way into every thing.
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>social awkwardness is now autism
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>>26969420
social cluelessness is autistic. i honestly don't know why they threw that weird "genuine spirit" comment in there. it doesn't even mean anything.
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>>26969083
Smart people become doctors, lawyers or streetcleaners. It takes a special kind of stupid to make these kind of images
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>>26968635
How is he a NEET if he's in university you stupid cunt
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>>26969527

Sorry, I really did not think it through when I wrote that. Genuine mistake.

Though I'm not actually sure he is in university because I don't talk to him and never see him leave the house (and I'm home all day, every day). It's hard to not think of him as a NEET. Plus when you're autistic and getting a degree in illustration I'm sure whatever classes he is/was taking is a glorified adult day care anyways.
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TL;DR: Be honest.

Wow, that was hard!
Who would have thought that being honest/direct by saying "I like you"/"I don't like you" instead of sending mixed messages like "there's someone I like..." actually work?
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>>26969570
Fuck off fool
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>>26969594

No, YOU fuck off.

I would like this comment to be original now.
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>One of the positive traits of autism is a heightened sense of social responsibility, or the desire to help others and fix problems.
wew, now I understand why I get very stressed out if I have to talk to more than one people online regularly
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>>26969624
shoo shoo normie
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>>26969659

Reddit is that way faggot
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>>26969632

>One of the positive traits of autism is a heightened sense of social responsibility, or the desire to help others and fix problems.

I think this is bait. Autists are usually the exact opposite to this; they have little understanding of how society works and are incredibly self-centred.
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